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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
stirring university dragon
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honey-headed stubborn native
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Pink Mediation
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
insecure embarrassed to the bone incel
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond
  10/24/14
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provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Drunken soul-stirring immigrant
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Drunken soul-stirring immigrant
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Drunken soul-stirring immigrant
  10/25/14
yea, yep
insecure embarrassed to the bone incel
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
Unholy Pungent Fanboi Turdskin
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Drunken soul-stirring immigrant
  10/25/14
180
pearly vivacious psychic base
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Drunken soul-stirring immigrant
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
pearly vivacious psychic base
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
Vengeful high-end quadroon center
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
Drunken soul-stirring immigrant
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: stirring university dragon

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: honey-headed stubborn native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: saffron trip lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: Pink Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: insecure embarrassed to the bone incel

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Drunken soul-stirring immigrant

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Drunken soul-stirring immigrant

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Drunken soul-stirring immigrant

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: insecure embarrassed to the bone incel

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Unholy Pungent Fanboi Turdskin

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Drunken soul-stirring immigrant

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: pearly vivacious psychic base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Drunken soul-stirring immigrant

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: pearly vivacious psychic base

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Vengeful high-end quadroon center

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Drunken soul-stirring immigrant

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: seedy blathering digit ratio knife

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Indigo parlour organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Mildly autistic maize chapel lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: spectacular party of the first part station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Motley elastic band hall

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: spectacular party of the first part station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Mildly autistic maize chapel lettuce

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Effete shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Flatulent trump supporter

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Excitant Self-absorbed Forum Alpha

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: glassy mood

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: marvelous narrow-minded laser beams

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Rusted Business Firm Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: chestnut charismatic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: glassy mood

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: exciting telephone place of business



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: provocative bistre meetinghouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Firm#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: canary irradiated kitchen goal in life



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Rusted Business Firm Toaster



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



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