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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Apoplectic Comical Volcanic Crater Turdskin
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b!
Soul-stirring lay halford
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C
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Stirring coffee pot whorehouse
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Next chapter please
Soul-stirring lay halford
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I can', A & B ar tied :(
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Chocolate fat ankles
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Fine I change my vote to A.
Soul-stirring lay halford
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a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
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Chocolate fat ankles
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Chocolate fat ankles
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
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Chocolate fat ankles
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c for sure
Blue wrinkle
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C
Stirring coffee pot whorehouse
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c
Judgmental Pervert Public Bath
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Xo
indigo therapy prole
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chaturbate
Heady deer antler step-uncle's house
  12/30/15
C!
Soul-stirring lay halford
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
Soul-stirring lay halford
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
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Chocolate fat ankles
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indigo therapy prole
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Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
Judgmental Pervert Public Bath
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
wild ultramarine site
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lol ouch
confused seedy psychic
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he is busy doing tinychat
Blue wrinkle
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...
Cocky swashbuckling puppy
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...
Chocolate fat ankles
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Topic has amazing potential.
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You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
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2
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I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
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police
Heady deer antler step-uncle's house
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lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
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4 and 180
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Wake up and post please.
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indigo therapy prole
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Apoplectic Comical Volcanic Crater Turdskin

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lay halford

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: indigo therapy prole

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Chocolate fat ankles



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Talking Corner Trump Supporter

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: dull aromatic elastic band nursing home

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Stirring coffee pot whorehouse

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lay halford

Next chapter please

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Apoplectic Comical Volcanic Crater Turdskin

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Chocolate fat ankles



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lay halford

Fine I change my vote to A.

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Blue wrinkle

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Chocolate fat ankles



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Blue wrinkle

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Chocolate fat ankles



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Apoplectic Comical Volcanic Crater Turdskin

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Chocolate fat ankles



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Blue wrinkle

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Stirring coffee pot whorehouse

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Judgmental Pervert Public Bath

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: indigo therapy prole

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Heady deer antler step-uncle's house

chaturbate

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lay halford

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lay halford

NEXT CHAPTER

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Amethyst Lascivious Casino Doctorate

everyone in this thread unzips.

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Chocolate fat ankles



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: indigo therapy prole



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Judgmental Pervert Public Bath

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: wild ultramarine site

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: confused seedy psychic

lol ouch

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Blue wrinkle

he is busy doing tinychat

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Cocky swashbuckling puppy



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Chocolate fat ankles



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: magenta nudist keepsake machete

Topic has amazing potential.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Apoplectic Comical Volcanic Crater Turdskin

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: confused seedy psychic

2

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: magenta nudist keepsake machete

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Heady deer antler step-uncle's house

police

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Stirring coffee pot whorehouse

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: indigo therapy prole

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: indigo therapy prole



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: Judgmental Pervert Public Bath

4 and 180

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Judgmental Pervert Public Bath

Wake up and post please.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: indigo therapy prole



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: out-of-control marvelous coldplay fan mad-dog skullcap

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Cheese-eating chad spot

next chapter please!

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Author: bungulator



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: supple fiercely-loyal generalized bond persian



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