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Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office
  03/25/18
MMCA
supple cordovan nowag
  03/25/18
what exactly is your problem with it
lime crawly gas station
  03/25/18
Why would a child go to hell if it died before baptism?
Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office
  03/25/18
god's will, duh
flushed vivacious parlour mad cow disease
  03/25/18
we aren't sure exactly where they go, but why would they des...
lime crawly gas station
  03/25/18
Christianity is arbitrary on a slew on issues. That Catholic...
Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office
  03/25/18
Rancid Reformation Trolling ITT
Maroon university
  03/25/18
Protestantism seems much more “chill”
Amber Pit
  03/25/18
What I find amusing is that Catholics just assume that their...
Cracking cyan dingle berry hall
  03/25/18
Contrary to the Christian notion god loves us, thing make so...
Maroon university
  03/25/18
I agree, which is why I've always been sympathetic to the Gn...
Cracking cyan dingle berry hall
  03/25/18
Protestantism: “faith alone is salvation. Also Jesus died fo...
Chrome know-it-all hairy legs
  03/25/18
lol
Amber Pit
  03/25/18
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Ungodly Stead Pervert
  03/25/18
*devoutly respects tradition of anal play with boys*
Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office
  03/25/18
wow thoughtful response
Chrome know-it-all hairy legs
  03/25/18
U were mocking lack of tradition and I was giving you a reas...
Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office
  03/25/18
literally nothing in my post mocked lack of tradition. lmao
Chrome know-it-all hairy legs
  03/25/18
"Faith alone is salvation" is typically contrasted...
Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office
  03/25/18
lmao dude read the words for what the fucking mean
Chrome know-it-all hairy legs
  03/25/18
(Guy that thinks George Clooney literally resuscitated Jesus...
Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office
  03/25/18
blank all of these posts
Chrome know-it-all hairy legs
  03/25/18
Lol absolutely not
Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office
  03/25/18
Mocking dumb doctrine -/-> mocking lack of tradition jfc
Free-loading abode
  03/25/18
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Chrome know-it-all hairy legs
  03/25/18
Lol
Free-loading abode
  03/25/18
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Cheese-eating frum pisswyrm heaven
  03/25/18
Martin Luther done here
heady market
  03/25/18
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naked poppy coldplay fan
  03/25/18
focusing on personal eschatology is a prole tell, dude. just...
Cheese-eating frum pisswyrm heaven
  03/25/18
(Buddhist Christian)
Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office
  03/25/18
i'm sure something happens to souls, but that's unknowable. ...
Cheese-eating frum pisswyrm heaven
  03/25/18
That souls reunite with god is a pretty fundamental Christia...
Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office
  03/25/18
sure, that seems eminently plausible for good souls that tru...
Cheese-eating frum pisswyrm heaven
  03/25/18
christianity went awry when they decided that all you had to...
chocolate diverse therapy
  03/25/18
it's insane how many people seem to think that God doesn't c...
lime crawly gas station
  03/25/18
if God doesn't care about you lying, cheating, and murdering...
chocolate diverse therapy
  03/25/18
but He does care and that's why you go to Hell for those thi...
lime crawly gas station
  03/25/18
then what do we need the church for. i've always said th...
chocolate diverse therapy
  03/25/18
Churches are for hanging out, feeling community under god, m...
Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office
  03/25/18
if the Church is doing its job properly, to help guide you a...
lime crawly gas station
  03/25/18
Catholic doctrine "obligated" me to do a lot of th...
chocolate diverse therapy
  03/25/18
180 This is what I'm gonna miss from the orthodox church. Th...
Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office
  03/25/18
Another reason to be Catholic I was going to raise - visit u...
Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office
  03/25/18
cr see subthread above
Chrome know-it-all hairy legs
  03/25/18
Cr we should have gone down the path of karma and cockroache...
Pea-brained school cafeteria
  03/26/18
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i gave my cousin head
  10/22/25
All Christian sects are exactly The Same and MIG and other L...
SneakersSO
  10/22/25
Convinced you have no real world experience with anything yo...
Rape as a service private equity naglfar
  10/22/25
SCOTUS majority is Exhibit A of the violation of separation ...
Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv
  10/22/25
Not quite but they do tend to drag thousands of years of tra...
Rape as a service private equity naglfar
  10/22/25


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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35685761)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: supple cordovan nowag

MMCA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35685768)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: lime crawly gas station

what exactly is your problem with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35685817)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office

Why would a child go to hell if it died before baptism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35685916)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: flushed vivacious parlour mad cow disease

god's will, duh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35685987)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: lime crawly gas station

we aren't sure exactly where they go, but why would they deserve to go to heaven?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35686066)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office

Christianity is arbitrary on a slew on issues. That Catholicism chooses this as it's position is telling of its culttture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35687826)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Maroon university

Rancid Reformation Trolling ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35685995)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Amber Pit

Protestantism seems much more “chill”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35686104)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Cracking cyan dingle berry hall

What I find amusing is that Catholics just assume that their metaphysical doctrines are reassuring and comforting to those trapped in the earthly vale of tears. Why, exactly, is it a good thing that we are thrust into existence to play some kind of moral game in which our souls are always in danger of damnation? The very idea that there is a 'grand order' to things is just as terrifying as the alternative, if not more so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35686096)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Maroon university

Contrary to the Christian notion god loves us, thing make so much more sense if he hates us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35686103)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Cracking cyan dingle berry hall

I agree, which is why I've always been sympathetic to the Gnostic interpretation of 'God'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35686111)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Chrome know-it-all hairy legs

Protestantism: “faith alone is salvation. Also Jesus died for ur sins so it doesn’t even matter if u have faith. Also our churches are dying”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35686114)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: Amber Pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35686242)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Ungodly Stead Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35687830)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office

*devoutly respects tradition of anal play with boys*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35687833)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Chrome know-it-all hairy legs

wow thoughtful response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688067)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office

U were mocking lack of tradition and I was giving you a reason why tradition is shit. Seems relatively thoughtful for a sectarian spat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688076)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Chrome know-it-all hairy legs

literally nothing in my post mocked lack of tradition. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688084)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office

"Faith alone is salvation" is typically contrasted with the Catholic emphasis tradition and practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688093)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Chrome know-it-all hairy legs

lmao dude read the words for what the fucking mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688101)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office

(Guy that thinks George Clooney literally resuscitated Jesus after 36 hours)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688111)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: Chrome know-it-all hairy legs

blank all of these posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688116)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:38 PM
Author: Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office

Lol absolutely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688123)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Free-loading abode

Mocking dumb doctrine -/-> mocking lack of tradition jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688098)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: Chrome know-it-all hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688132)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Free-loading abode

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688083)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Cheese-eating frum pisswyrm heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688172)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: heady market

Martin Luther done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688194)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: naked poppy coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688220)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Cheese-eating frum pisswyrm heaven

focusing on personal eschatology is a prole tell, dude. just contemplate how the order in the universe is good, and try to be good too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35687836)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office

(Buddhist Christian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35687851)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Cheese-eating frum pisswyrm heaven

i'm sure something happens to souls, but that's unknowable. we can see that the universe is orderly & good though, and take solace that whatever happens is probably also good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35687879)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office

That souls reunite with god is a pretty fundamental Christian supposition, as far as I can tell. It gets at the heart of the relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35687894)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Cheese-eating frum pisswyrm heaven

sure, that seems eminently plausible for good souls that truly yearn to return to god without excessively entangling themselves in bodily pleasures etc. you seemed more interested about other sorts of souls upthread, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35687907)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: chocolate diverse therapy

christianity went awry when they decided that all you had to do was "seek God's forgiveness" and everything was cool

it meant that bad people could do bad things over and over and as long as they said a few hail marys everything was copacetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688103)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: lime crawly gas station

it's insane how many people seem to think that God doesn't care about whether you're genuinely repentant or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688117)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: chocolate diverse therapy

if God doesn't care about you lying, cheating, and murdering in the first place, why should it matter if you have your fingers crossed when you say "sorry" and then go do it all again

you're either wicked or you're not. churches figured out that calling bad apples bad apples tended to reduce the cash flow, so that part had to go. indulgences were nice when needed as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688140)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: lime crawly gas station

but He does care and that's why you go to Hell for those things unless you sincerely repent of them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688146)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: chocolate diverse therapy

then what do we need the church for.

i've always said that I love Jesus and I hate the church. God knows my heart and sees my deeds and that's all that matters. I don't need 500 other faggots judging the sincerity of my devotion and piety. the hypocrisy of the modern church on virtually every issue is why it will be dead in our lifetimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688159)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office

Churches are for hanging out, feeling community under god, meeting people and taking your kids to something wholesome. It serves only an ancillary doctrinal function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688178)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: lime crawly gas station

if the Church is doing its job properly, to help guide you along the path of virtue so that you are more likely to recognize your sinfulness and repent and then avoid relapsing. also to provide the Sacraments and a community for believers, and to help carry out what Christ commanded we do to help the less fortunate.

admittedly the Church is pretty fucked up these days, so your local church may not do a good job of those things. in that case it gets rather thorny, especially if "find a better church" is out of the question. Catholic doctrine obligates you to attend Mass even if your local church is pretty fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688193)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: chocolate diverse therapy

Catholic doctrine "obligated" me to do a lot of things that were utterly retarded in 21st century America, which, along with marrying a Protestant girl, is why I'm no longer a Catholic.

I miss the ritual and the mysticism of the liturgy. I do not miss the ratfaced church elders, creepy ass priests and deacons, and dumbasses with hats thinking they speak for God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688204)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office

180 This is what I'm gonna miss from the orthodox church. They really know how to make it feel timeless and connected to our ancestors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688214)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: Milky Mewling Crotch Principal's Office

Another reason to be Catholic I was going to raise - visit us weekly even if we've gone completely off the rails or youre ex communicated and going to hell! Not remotely abusive or controlling. That's what I want from my god!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688207)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: Chrome know-it-all hairy legs

cr see subthread above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35688121)



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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Pea-brained school cafeteria

Cr we should have gone down the path of karma and cockroaches but without the defeatist "leave it to fate" bs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#35691269)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#49367148)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: SneakersSO

All Christian sects are exactly The Same and MIG and other Losers are obsessed with extremely unimportant differences that don't even exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#49367155)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Rape as a service private equity naglfar

Convinced you have no real world experience with anything you poast about and instead just conglomerate forum trash and run it through GPT for outputs

And you're not the only one doing this

There are massive and highly consequential differences between various Christian sects

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#49367319)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv


SCOTUS majority is Exhibit A of the violation of separation of church and state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#49367160)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Rape as a service private equity naglfar

Not quite but they do tend to drag thousands of years of trauma and dogmatic church failures wherever they go. They wear the Borgia years like a backpack without even knowing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2Firm#49367320)