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I do think we need to substantively respond by Monday, not just issue a notice of representation letter and request an extension. This particular opposing counsel would likely deny any extension requests, anyway. We go back and there is some "bad blood" between us. My assistant will forward you the other materials momentarily before she leaves for the day (the office closes at 12 PM today for the holiday). Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43668682) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:42 AM Author: Chestnut nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43668684) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: Bronze rehab Oh, one more thing. Feel free to loop in first-year X on some initial research, heard he is slow. If so, please double-check the cited materials before proceeding drafting - between you and me, one partner commented that his research skills need improvement. Good opportunity for you to improve delegating skills and to "bring someone up" in the Firm. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43668691) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: Chestnut nibblets Appreciate the advice. Will get right on this and circle back. Tkhanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43668698) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:58 AM Author: Bronze rehab My assistant just reminded me via text that Plaintiffs' counsel served the attached discovery requests on our client three weeks ago. Answers and responses due next Friday. I know you're tied up on research and the response, but plan to turn to this after emailing the initial draft response on or before Monday morning. My assistant prepared the attached shell answers and responses, hopefully it helps. Paralegal X (copied here) already requested info and docs from the client. I think she is also on PTO until Monday, so plan on reaching out to her Monday morning to see where she stored the client info/documents (I assume we've received some if not all of the documents??). If you could review the docs/info by Monday mid-day, I can review your draft email to the client requesting any outstanding info/docs. I'd like the email to the client go out Monday COB (with our apologies on last minute request), so we are in position to answer and respond by next Friday. I'm fine with indicating we need to supplement here or there, but this opposing counsel is difficult - we need to avoid giving her any opportunities to go to the Court. Thanks. 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I do think we need Junior Associate Y to get started on some research this afternoon, though. Any luck finding his cell? (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43669002) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:02 PM Author: Bronze rehab Following-up on this (and hope you receive it - sheesh, our Firm's IT infrastructure!) (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43669070) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: primrose very tactful institution place of business Brilliant. "Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release." I also imagine release being suicide. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43669208) Date: November 12th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: Bronze rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#49423274) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: hairraiser puce psychic black woman To be fair, (30 minutes later. now CC'ing Head of Human Resources and Chief Diversity Officer): [Senior Associate], Sorry -- As I was scrolling through my emails, I was reminded that it has been strongly recommended that we all strive to give our diverse associates (such as [X]) "a purposeful space for healing and rest" over the next few days, in light of the recent unfortunate verdict that was just returned by a Minneapolis jury finding former-Police Officer Kim Potter guilty of manslaughter (rather than murder) in the tragic on-duty shooting death of Daunte Wright. In light of that advice, which is certainly well taken, please don't email [X]. I believe [miserable 33 year old shrill midwit grinder goy shrew 3rd year Y] may have some bandwidth, but if not, let's save the "mentoring" for another time -- probably just as well, given that this client is very cost conscious, which I believe I previously mentioned. Thanks again, and thank you both as well for the important reminder on this, Shonda and LaTanye! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43668885) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:30 PM Author: Bronze rehab *Head of Firm Human Resources chimes in* Thanks for being so thoughtful, Equity Partner X. We hate putting ANY of our hard-working and talented associates "out" for the holiday, but all things equal, the Firm strongly believes in retaining diverse talent. And thanks Senior Associate for all your hard work!! Crazy that you've been with us 8 years now. Have a blessed Christmas, all of you!! -Shonda (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43668925) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:33 PM Author: hairraiser puce psychic black woman To be fair, *Your hand hovers over the "Send" icon on an innocuous and sniveling "Thanks all, Happy Holidays!" reply for a solid 30 seconds, but ultimately you chicken out and don't fire it off because you're concerned about potentially offending someone who doesn't celebrate any holidays at this time of year, and you don't know if the Chief Diversity Officer -- who is a real battle axe -- might fit that bill* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43668938) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:37 PM Author: Flushed soul-stirring chapel you finally settle on: "Thanks all, enjoy the festive season and new year! Sincerely, Bobby Birdshit, Esq. 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Thanks again for jumping on this. 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And LJL at a worthless assistant creating shells. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43668936) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: hairraiser puce psychic black woman To be fair, *Shells are created using a state rather than federal pleading template, feature the wrong case number in the footer and an obvious typo within the case name, have noticeably incorrect margins which are a bitch to try and fix on the back end, and are basically totally worthless* *You sigh audibly and decide to just create new ones from scratch, with the full knowledge that you will not be able to bill for any of that time because the partner believes that "the assistant has already done that"* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43668945) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:36 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal bawdyhouse jewess Cr. Have seen this many times by paralegals, some who even went to school for that shit. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43669390) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: ocher stain That was just the partner signing off after implying associate made a major fuck up violating labor laws and sinking his chances at breakfast in the future (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43669430) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: Bronze rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43669436) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:26 PM Author: hairraiser puce psychic black woman To be fair, MFCR gotta paper that file to continue to deny breakfast /fire at any time in the future "for cause". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43669481) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: electric masturbator "Did you call her? The FLSA dictates when employees must be paid for cell phone use outside of work hours." This is the best part. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43669513) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:37 PM Author: hairraiser puce psychic black woman To be fair, (Subsequent email removing Shonda) Also, please exercise discretion in the future re what internal correspondence you loop me into -- I should of course always be copied on all emails to the client / opposing counsel, but on purely internal matters like this, it's often not a good use of my time or the client's money to get me involved. I expect you to generally handle things like this after I pass them off to you, and I know that my faith in you is not misplaced! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43669537) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:45 PM Author: ocher stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43669571) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:45 PM Author: Flushed soul-stirring chapel Heading out of cell range soon so I'll be out of pocket until Sunday. I trust you understand the urgency of this matter and what I expect. Although, as I just reminded you, please be mindful of how you use firm resources. The client is cost conscious. Did you ever get ahold of Junior Associate? Have a Happy Holidays! (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43669574) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:54 PM Author: Bronze rehab Great news! My hometown upstate recently installed a new cell tower. I now have reception up here (still a bit spotty, but hey, beggers can't be choosers!). Better than nothing. Keep me in the loop this afternoon, evening, and tomorrow as you assign research and begin drafting. (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43669623) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:01 PM Author: Flushed soul-stirring chapel (after fifteen minutes with no response from Senior Associate X) Hello? Are you working on this? 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I see it as XO's official "Christmas Eve" special. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43670765) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:37 PM Author: Flushed soul-stirring chapel Senior Associate X, I'm finishing up dinner now and haven't received word from you in since the early afternoon. Starting to get worried. Please call me ASAP. Equity Partner (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43670775) Date: September 27th, 2022 5:18 PM Author: Swashbuckling Base International Law Enforcement Agency It is now 8:30pm. I have called you three times in the last 30 minutes and you have not called me back. It is extremely important that you call me AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#45240215) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:40 AM Author: lime macaca forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43672572) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: flatulent trip library i wonder if a lot of people would actually turn down law school if they saw a thread like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43672579) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:11 AM Author: Flushed soul-stirring chapel "it can't be as bad as they say" "they're just a bunch of poli-sci shitheads that are allergic to work" "if it's really that bad, i'll lateral in a couple years after paying off my loans" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43672644) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:13 AM Author: Bronze rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43672648) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:13 AM Author: flatulent trip library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43672651) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: rough-skinned depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43672659) Date: December 25th, 2021 10:35 AM Author: navy parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43672930) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:59 PM Author: hairraiser puce psychic black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43674163) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:49 PM Author: electric masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43674408) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: gold newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43674439) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:15 PM Author: ocher stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43675087) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: Cowardly plum hospital son of senegal mods plz ban (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43678951) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:48 PM Author: sexy vibrant site internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#44299169) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:59 PM Author: spectacular talking incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#44515744) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: gold newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#44604402) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:19 PM Author: bat shit crazy bright box office private investor Ahhhhhhahahahhahhahhaahahhaahaha Last one especially burns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#45642920) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:46 PM Author: Vigorous death wish point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#47206901) Date: January 13th, 2023 5:43 AM Author: Honey-headed boyish native XO used to talk people out of LS all the time when aspiring law students actually ventured here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#45782352) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:39 AM Author: Bronze rehab [priority email] Hi Associate Y, Apologies for the Christmas morning interruption. Senior Associate X should have reached out to you yesterday afternoon about some emergency research we need this weekend, but oddly, I have not yet received confirmation from him that you two connected. Please confirm you that you spoke with him yesterday about this project, and please confirm that you will provide the research to him this weekend. We have a draft response due to the client tomorrow late afternoon (before she heads out of the country), and he promised me an initial draft of the brief mid-day tomorrow. It's been a minute since I've researched the salient issues, but suspect this response brief will require several hours of research, at minimum, so want to make sure you're entirely in the loop, sooner than later. I appreciate your willingness to jump on this research assignment over a holiday weekend. It's not normally like this here - our Firm values work-life balance. I recommend that you take some time off around New Year's to make up for this. I hope first-year is going well! Thanks, Equity Partner (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43672569) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:09 AM Author: Flushed soul-stirring chapel [First Year Y glares at the screen excitedly. He feels like a minor league player that is getting called up to the big leagues. He's finally getting the chance to prove himself. Taking Equity Partner at his word that the brief will require "several hours of research", and assuming, naively, that no one would be so cruel as to casually dump an assignment that will require working completely through Christmas day and an all-nighter, First Year Y shoots off a quick text to his mother] "Hey Mom, just got a rush assignment from work. I don't think I'll be late to lunch at 1, just wanted to give you a heads up. (told you they work you hard at these big firms!) Merry Xmas Love You" Good morning and merry Christmas Mr. Equity Partner, Senior Associate X did not reach out to me. I will call and text him, but if you're not getting any response I doubt I will. No worries about the morning interruption, I'm eager to step up to the plate! Is there anyone else I can reach out to or can you bring me up to speed? Sincerely, First Year Y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43672637) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: odious impressive multi-billionaire Wow.... Literally first poast that gave me the chills (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43672657) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:17 AM Author: Bronze rehab 180 poast, got so much right: "Mr. Equity Partner" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43672666) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: Bronze rehab First Year Y, Thank you for the quick response. Noted and appreciated. I will let Senior Associate X get you up to speed (copied here). He is closer to the file, including the documents, all of which include lots of Company "jargon" that he will need to walk you through so you fully grasp the research issues. If you have any questions after connecting with him, shoot me an email. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43672661) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:01 PM Author: hairraiser puce psychic black woman To be fair, Forgot the "Please don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything else that I can help with!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43674169) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: hairraiser puce psychic black woman To be fair, *Equity Partner scans the email on his iPhone as, Terminator-style, his evil reptilian kike brain keys in on all critical aspects of the message and instantly formulates the following firm and comprehensive assessment: - "merry" not capitalized = lacks attention to detail, potential source of liability, do not trust - Use of "merry (sic) Christmas" as a greeting in the first place = both naive and culturally insensitive, additional potential source of liability, strike two red alert danger danger Conclusion: This particular junior will be tasked exclusively with the worst nonsubstantive gruntwork, actively run into the ground, eventually counseled off of the case as soon as a better junior becomes available, and thereafter bad-mouthed to fellow partners whenever the opportunity organically arises -- and there is absolutely nothing that they can say or do moving forward to substantially change this assessment/fate* Response: "Thanks so much First Year Y, I really appreciate the 'can do' attitude -- welcome to the team!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43674182) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:06 PM Author: Bronze rehab 1 fucking 80 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43674184) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:11 PM Author: seedy emerald useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43674205) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:12 PM Author: Bronze rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43674210) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:29 PM Author: Flushed soul-stirring chapel (first year Y is now two hours and five bourbon infused eggnogs into his family's Christmas luncheon. Having not heard from Senior Associate X or Equity Partner regarding what his task is, and being unsure of whether he should repeat his ask for instructions from equity partner, he has gravely misunderstood the urgency of this matter, the amount of work it will require, and the precarious situation he's in now. Additionally, he has confused the partners casual and friendly tone as having established some genuine rapport. Spurned on by his naivety, obliviousness, and growing intoxication, he shoots off the following email to equity partner) Hey (partners first name), Still haven't heard from Senior Associate X. Eager to get started on this. I'm at my family's Xmas party right now so I might be "out of pocket" at times. Please lmk what I can do to help with this. Cheers, (first years first name) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43674317) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: Bronze rehab !!!!!!! 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creators, their inspiration, society and those of us taking the time to read it). Going to kill myself now. 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Where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43679440) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: Bronze rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Firm#43680708) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:47 PM Author: Flushed soul-stirring chapel it's open ended. people make up their own conclusions on how this all played out. i like to think equity partner was sending out emails on saturday night with no response, only to find out that his cellular data got turned off. when he got back into range all his queued emails were sent simultanously. first year got 100 emails from equity partner suddenly and freaked the fuck out, not knowing what to do. then Senior Associate X's body is discovered, and equity partner uses this convenient deus ex machina to explain what the project wasn't completed. turns out this was a low priority for the client anyway and she's off to cancun until 1/7. 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