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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Zippy Judgmental Gunner Haunted Graveyard
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
fighting office jew
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Zippy Judgmental Gunner Haunted Graveyard
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Dashing philosopher-king
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We’ve all been there
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The giver or the taker lol
Zippy Judgmental Gunner Haunted Graveyard
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At a bar
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Not hygienic
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Exciting hell
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
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  07/26/25
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fighting office jew
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Exciting hell
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Dashing philosopher-king
  07/26/25
I know what to say
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Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
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  07/27/25
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that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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Woah Cr
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  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
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  07/26/25
(who did it)
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Dashing philosopher-king
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
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  07/26/25
which dad tp
mischievous wild potus
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Zippy Judgmental Gunner Haunted Graveyard

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: fighting office jew

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Zippy Judgmental Gunner Haunted Graveyard

lol bro you never forget that.

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Dashing philosopher-king



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Heady shimmering point



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: stimulating spot mediation

We’ve all been there

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Zippy Judgmental Gunner Haunted Graveyard

The giver or the taker lol

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: razzle ivory range kitty cat

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Dashing philosopher-king



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Zippy Judgmental Gunner Haunted Graveyard



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: hateful provocative resort

Not hygienic

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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: fighting office jew



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Exciting hell

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Zippy Judgmental Gunner Haunted Graveyard

Hence “closest”

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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: fighting office jew



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Exciting hell

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Dashing philosopher-king

It is what it is.

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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Brindle arousing organic girlfriend

I know what to say

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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Zippy Judgmental Gunner Haunted Graveyard

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: passionate stage sex offender



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: harsh hairraiser indirect expression laser beams

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Dashing philosopher-king



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Odious stage hairy legs

Woah Cr

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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: electric irate double fault masturbator



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Cracking gaming laptop

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: wine antidepressant drug cruise ship



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: stirring red dragon bbw

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: electric irate double fault masturbator

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Zippy Judgmental Gunner Haunted Graveyard

Not jm, House of Worship tp

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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: fighting office jew



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Adventurous crawly hall



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: fighting office jew

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: big rehab

(who did it)

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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Dashing philosopher-king



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: boyish apoplectic dilemma

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: mischievous wild potus

which dad tp

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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: idiotic stain den

better luck next time!

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