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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
cerebral rose patrolman temple
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Emerald sadistic foreskin
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
beady-eyed yellow stead
  01/26/16
jesus no...
sticky very tactful juggernaut private investor
  10/24/16
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Chest-beating House Coffee Pot
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beady-eyed yellow stead
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Peach odious pisswyrm
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Peach odious pisswyrm
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Green black woman theater stage
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
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  01/25/16
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lascivious depressive forum
  01/25/16
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Sinister crusty abode
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Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/25/16
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Mahogany mildly autistic sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
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jesus you guys are fucking brutal
dead stag film
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Provocative bistre indirect expression
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cerebral rose patrolman temple
  01/26/16
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Floppy fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
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  11/27/16
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razzle-dazzle pink state therapy
  06/13/17
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Motley Avocado Stage
  12/19/17
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Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/24/18
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Emerald sadistic foreskin
  01/26/16
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Chest-beating House Coffee Pot
  11/27/16
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razzle-dazzle pink state therapy
  01/23/17
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Umber psychic bawdyhouse
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razzle-dazzle pink state therapy
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  05/04/24
ruthless.
Impressive Nubile Resort
  01/25/16
Brutal
lascivious depressive forum
  01/25/16
...
rebellious stirring field
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
vermilion talented half-breed faggotry
  01/25/16
toxic
Canary Blathering Whorehouse Marketing Idea
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Tripping hunting ground
  01/25/16
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marvelous anal lay friendly grandma
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Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/25/16
...
Buff Galvanic Casino
  01/25/16
damnit
Dull geriatric home roast beef
  01/25/16
...
Peach odious pisswyrm
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/25/16
jfc
razzle-dazzle pink state therapy
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Peach odious pisswyrm
  01/25/16
...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
razzle-dazzle pink state therapy
  01/25/16
Cr
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
  01/25/16
hm
Offensive Ticket Booth Ape
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
  01/25/16
wait
Seedy crawly volcanic crater
  01/25/16
...
Emerald sadistic foreskin
  01/26/16
...
cyan concupiscible background story roommate
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Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Tripping hunting ground
  01/25/16
...
jet center french chef
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Impressive Nubile Resort
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
razzle-dazzle pink state therapy
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Impressive Nubile Resort
  01/25/16
...
Seedy crawly volcanic crater
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Motley Avocado Stage
  01/25/16
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Supple parlour
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Dull geriatric home roast beef
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Buff Galvanic Casino
  01/25/16
...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
ebony university
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
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...
poppy alcoholic electric furnace spot
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Iridescent Mother
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...
vermilion talented half-breed faggotry
  01/25/16
...
Mahogany mildly autistic sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  01/25/16
damn
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
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...
shivering cuck
  01/25/16
...
Hairraiser gold site
  01/25/16
O LORD
Lime contagious hospital reading party
  01/25/16
jfc
Chestnut titillating hell associate
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
citrine round eye regret
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Provocative bistre indirect expression
  01/25/16
...
Peach odious pisswyrm
  01/25/16
Lmao
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/25/16
...
Onyx legal warrant step-uncle's house
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...
Emerald sadistic foreskin
  01/26/16
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shivering cuck
  01/26/16
...
Floppy fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
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Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  02/15/16
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frum swashbuckling range milk
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Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  10/27/17
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  12/26/17
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Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  05/24/18
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Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  03/16/20
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Racy fat ankles
  02/18/22
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curious idiot
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
dead stag film
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Dull geriatric home roast beef
  01/25/16
ouch
histrionic locale karate
  01/26/16
poison
Vivacious Theatre
  01/26/16
...
Aqua Stimulating Puppy Dog Poop
  01/26/16
180
cerebral rose patrolman temple
  01/26/16
...
Seedy crawly volcanic crater
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Walnut candlestick maker
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
burgundy submissive base
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Emerald sadistic foreskin
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
adventurous jew
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Appetizing Nibblets
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Charismatic rough-skinned cruise ship
  09/27/16
...
curious idiot
  12/26/17
...
Floppy fortuitous meteor
  08/12/19
180
beady-eyed yellow stead
  01/26/16
...
Floppy fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
filthy orchestra pit
  01/27/16
...
Motley Avocado Stage
  01/27/16
...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Irradiated office
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Irradiated office
  02/02/16
...
self-absorbed wild stain really tough guy
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Hot Pervert
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
boyish pea-brained space circlehead
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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  02/24/16
18000000
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  03/04/16
165
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  03/04/16
...
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  05/19/16
chilling
Bonkers Tattoo Kitty
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
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  12/17/16
Good lord.
maroon exhilarant set love of her life
  01/03/17
oh my.
Bateful stubborn sanctuary
  01/23/17
toxic
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...
Umber psychic bawdyhouse
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Supple parlour
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Aphrodisiac Deer Antler
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
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  07/08/17
...
Vengeful chapel queen of the night
  10/27/17
mother of god
mind-boggling rehab people who are hurt
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Mauve mad-dog skullcap pozpig
  10/27/17
JFC
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  12/26/17
ouch
Slap-happy Cracking Digit Ratio
  02/20/18
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Vigorous point
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  07/28/25
...
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  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Federal dilemma
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
pearl elite institution prole
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Mahogany mildly autistic sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  01/25/16
...
Provocative bistre indirect expression
  01/25/16
...
charcoal den goal in life
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
lascivious depressive forum
  01/25/16
toxic
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
lascivious depressive forum
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
lascivious depressive forum
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
vibrant hissy fit
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
lascivious depressive forum
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
ebony university
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
lascivious depressive forum
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
ebony university
  01/25/16
TY bro
lascivious depressive forum
  01/25/16
...
Provocative bistre indirect expression
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Hateful mustard water buffalo
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
rebellious stirring field
  10/27/17
...
Brass fear-inspiring rigpig
  10/27/17
...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  05/24/18
...
Bateful stubborn sanctuary
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Silver adulterous immigrant filthpig
  10/27/17
credited advice
Slap-happy Cracking Digit Ratio
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Magenta fragrant box office gaping
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Balding razzmatazz area
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
lascivious depressive forum
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
ebony university
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/25/16
lol
opaque deep kitchen
  06/01/17
...
lascivious depressive forum
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
lascivious depressive forum
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
cerebral rose patrolman temple
  01/26/16
...
curious idiot
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
citrine round eye regret
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
citrine round eye regret
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
lascivious depressive forum
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
citrine round eye regret
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
citrine round eye regret
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
citrine round eye regret
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
lascivious depressive forum
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
lascivious depressive forum
  01/25/16
Lmao
trip ocher menage
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
razzle-dazzle pink state therapy
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/25/16
lmao true
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
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...
Seedy crawly volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
curious idiot
  12/26/17
Haha
Heady bbw
  03/19/20
...
lascivious depressive forum
  01/25/16
...
Buff Galvanic Casino
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Walnut candlestick maker
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Hateful mustard water buffalo
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Domesticated Haunted Graveyard
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Gay Narrow-minded Church Cuckoldry
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Silver adulterous immigrant filthpig
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Charismatic rough-skinned cruise ship
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
autistic gaped piazza feces
  06/03/19
oh no
adventurous jew
  08/08/19
LOL
passionate parlor
  03/16/20
JFC
Bateful stubborn sanctuary
  03/19/20
Update?
Racy fat ankles
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
purple wonderful native elastic band
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...
lascivious depressive forum
  01/25/16
...
Motley Avocado Stage
  05/19/16
...
cyan concupiscible background story roommate
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Saffron dingle berry
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Buff Galvanic Casino
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Saffron dingle berry
  01/26/16
Cr
Buff Galvanic Casino
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...
Emerald sadistic foreskin
  01/26/16
...
Emerald sadistic foreskin
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Saffron dingle berry
  01/26/16
...
Federal dilemma
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Shaky stage
  01/26/16
...
Shaky stage
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
bearded effete garrison
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
frum swashbuckling range milk
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
primrose travel guidebook
  01/26/16
...
shivering cuck
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
cerebral rose patrolman temple
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Seedy crawly volcanic crater
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
razzle-dazzle pink state therapy
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
primrose travel guidebook
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
bearded effete garrison
  01/26/16
...
Navy station
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...
Heady bbw
  03/16/20
...
beady-eyed yellow stead
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...
Seedy crawly volcanic crater
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...
shivering cuck
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...
Motley Avocado Stage
  03/28/16
...
Vigorous point
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
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...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
vibrant hissy fit
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
beady-eyed yellow stead
  01/26/16
...
sticky very tactful juggernaut private investor
  10/24/16
...
Seedy crawly volcanic crater
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"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Balding razzmatazz area
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
excitant aggressive hall dopamine
  04/04/16
...
Umber psychic bawdyhouse
  03/15/17
*applause*
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...
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...
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Silver adulterous immigrant filthpig
  01/26/16
...
Seedy crawly volcanic crater
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Saffron dingle berry
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Seedy crawly volcanic crater
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/26/16
...
Saffron dingle berry
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Saffron dingle berry
  01/26/16
...
Buff Galvanic Casino
  01/26/16
...
ebony university
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Appetizing Nibblets
  01/26/16
Describe
Saffron dingle berry
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Appetizing Nibblets
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Saffron dingle berry
  01/26/16
...
Seedy crawly volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
ebony university
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Appetizing Nibblets
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
razzle-dazzle pink state therapy
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Appetizing Nibblets
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Vengeful chapel queen of the night
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Floppy fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Appetizing Nibblets
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Walnut candlestick maker
  01/26/16
Fuck
Vengeful chapel queen of the night
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
cyan concupiscible background story roommate
  01/26/16
cq's!
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Appetizing Nibblets
  01/26/16
...
Bateful stubborn sanctuary
  03/19/20
...
Umber psychic bawdyhouse
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Exciting business firm internal respiration
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
vibrant hissy fit
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Federal dilemma
  01/26/16
...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/26/16
...
Slap-happy Cracking Digit Ratio
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
vibrant hissy fit
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
ebony university
  01/26/16
...
Floppy fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
LOL fair
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tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
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...
shivering cuck
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Emerald sadistic foreskin
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underrated
sticky very tactful juggernaut private investor
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Motley Avocado Stage
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Chest-beating House Coffee Pot
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Appetizing Nibblets
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Seedy crawly volcanic crater
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jfc
razzle-dazzle pink state therapy
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...
Dashing up-to-no-good preventive strike
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lmao at the dog bit
primrose travel guidebook
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Appetizing Nibblets
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Seedy crawly volcanic crater
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Appetizing Nibblets
  01/26/16
do u love it
Seedy crawly volcanic crater
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Appetizing Nibblets
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...
Know-it-all party of the first part heaven
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
primrose travel guidebook
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Appetizing Nibblets
  01/26/16
...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
razzle-dazzle pink state therapy
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Appetizing Nibblets
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
razzle-dazzle pink state therapy
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
primrose travel guidebook
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
razzle-dazzle pink state therapy
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Appetizing Nibblets
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...
Plaza
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Useless Slimy Organic Girlfriend Gas Station
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it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
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...
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...
beady-eyed yellow stead
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
ebony university
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...
cyan concupiscible background story roommate
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*let's you borrow a bullet*
shivering cuck
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JFC
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180
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...
angry copper twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Vengeful chapel queen of the night
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Appetizing Nibblets
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Useless Slimy Organic Girlfriend Gas Station
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...
Useless Slimy Organic Girlfriend Gas Station
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Walnut candlestick maker
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Appetizing Nibblets
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Walnut candlestick maker
  01/26/16
...
Appetizing Nibblets
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Appetizing Nibblets
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Walnut candlestick maker
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Appetizing Nibblets
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Walnut candlestick maker
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Appetizing Nibblets
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Walnut candlestick maker
  01/26/16
180 twist
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
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...
Seedy crawly volcanic crater
  01/26/16
THIS
Balding razzmatazz area
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...
Insane Crackhouse Toilet Seat
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Floppy fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Walnut candlestick maker
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Floppy fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Walnut candlestick maker
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Floppy fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Walnut candlestick maker
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Floppy fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Walnut candlestick maker
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Claret magical senate skinny woman
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Walnut candlestick maker
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Claret magical senate skinny woman
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Walnut candlestick maker
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Floppy fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Walnut candlestick maker
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
vibrant hissy fit
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Walnut candlestick maker
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Floppy fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Walnut candlestick maker
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Underhanded location new version
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Dull geriatric home roast beef
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...
Mahogany mildly autistic sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  01/26/16
180
khaki mexican
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Provocative bistre indirect expression
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/27/16
...
cyan concupiscible background story roommate
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Irradiated office
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Overrated Halford
  05/19/16
repost please
Provocative bistre indirect expression
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Appetizing Nibblets
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Overrated Halford
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Plaza
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tyft brother
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...
Seedy crawly volcanic crater
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...
lascivious depressive forum
  01/27/16
180.
Motley Avocado Stage
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...
Insane Crackhouse Toilet Seat
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...
well-lubricated arousing church building
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...
Seedy crawly volcanic crater
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
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brave
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
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...
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Seedy crawly volcanic crater
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Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
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...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
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...
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...
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cr
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Seedy crawly volcanic crater
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...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
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...
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...
razzle-dazzle pink state therapy
  10/21/16
mods please delete
cyan concupiscible background story roommate
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake
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...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
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i really like it here
Overrated Halford
  10/24/16
...
well-lubricated arousing church building
  10/27/16
...
Fantasy-prone
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
cyan concupiscible background story roommate
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
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In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
smoky
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... ...
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...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
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Lol
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  08/18/17
Holy shit.
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...
beady-eyed yellow stead
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...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
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razzle-dazzle pink state therapy
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...
Umber psychic bawdyhouse
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...
well-lubricated arousing church building
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
sooty awkward international law enforcement agency
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If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
self-centered gunner
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
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...
Dun police squad
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...
Motley Avocado Stage
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Apoplectic
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...
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  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
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Vengeful chapel queen of the night
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
cyan concupiscible background story roommate
  10/27/17
...
flushed bossy crotch
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Massive blood rage multi-billionaire
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Massive blood rage multi-billionaire
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
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lascivious depressive forum
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
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The signs were, sadly, all there
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...
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...
Vengeful chapel queen of the night
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
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...
cyan concupiscible background story roommate
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
glassy boistinker
  01/16/19
Jfc
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
cyan concupiscible background story roommate
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
fluffy mentally impaired
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Claret magical senate skinny woman
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
bat-shit-crazy
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
bat-shit-crazy
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
primrose travel guidebook
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
bat-shit-crazy
  01/17/19
...
Vengeful chapel queen of the night
  04/08/19
...
High-end bronze personal credit line
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
flushed bossy crotch
  04/09/19
...
bat-shit-crazy
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
bat-shit-crazy
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Son Of Senegal
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School
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...
cyan concupiscible background story roommate
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
boyish pea-brained space circlehead
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
bat-shit-crazy
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...
beady-eyed yellow stead
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
bat-shit-crazy
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...
bat-shit-crazy
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
judgmental brethren
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Violet Double Fault
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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razzle-dazzle pink state therapy
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  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
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Vengeful chapel queen of the night
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Tripping hunting ground

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Impressive Nubile Resort

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink state therapy

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Impressive Nubile Resort

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: ebony university

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

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This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Bespoke mewling jap tank

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Walnut candlestick maker

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Author: burgundy submissive base

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Emerald sadistic foreskin

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: adventurous jew

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets

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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Charismatic rough-skinned cruise ship

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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: filthy orchestra pit

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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Irradiated office

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Irradiated office

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Author: Hot Pervert

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: boyish pea-brained space circlehead

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Author: 180 metal gaming laptop masturbator

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Author: soul-stirring unholy corner

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Author: Bonkers Tattoo Kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: well-lubricated arousing church building

art&scholarship

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: maroon exhilarant set love of her life

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Bateful stubborn sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Cowardly coral selfie property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Umber psychic bawdyhouse



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Author: Supple parlour



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Author: Aphrodisiac Deer Antler



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: orchid deranged boltzmann tanning salon

180 existential horror



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Vengeful chapel queen of the night



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling rehab people who are hurt

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Mauve mad-dog skullcap pozpig

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: diverse salmon pistol nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: flushed bossy crotch



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Free-loading principal's office turdskin



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Slap-happy Cracking Digit Ratio

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: violent sepia goyim sandwich



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Author: Olive library



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Author: Vigorous point



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Author: thriller amber lodge gay wizard



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Alcoholic public bath

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: electric mischievous pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Federal dilemma

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: pearl elite institution prole

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Mahogany mildly autistic sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Provocative bistre indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: charcoal den goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: lascivious depressive forum

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: lascivious depressive forum

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: lascivious depressive forum

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: vibrant hissy fit

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: lascivious depressive forum

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: ebony university

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: lascivious depressive forum

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: ebony university

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: lascivious depressive forum

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Provocative bistre indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Hateful mustard water buffalo

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: rebellious stirring field

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Brass fear-inspiring rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Bateful stubborn sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Silver adulterous immigrant filthpig

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Slap-happy Cracking Digit Ratio

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Magenta fragrant box office gaping

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Balding razzmatazz area

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: lascivious depressive forum

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: ebony university

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: opaque deep kitchen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: lascivious depressive forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: lascivious depressive forum

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: cerebral rose patrolman temple

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: curious idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: citrine round eye regret

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: citrine round eye regret

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: lascivious depressive forum

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: citrine round eye regret

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: citrine round eye regret

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: citrine round eye regret

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: lascivious depressive forum

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: lascivious depressive forum

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: trip ocher menage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink state therapy

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Seedy crawly volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: curious idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Heady bbw

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: lascivious depressive forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Buff Galvanic Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Walnut candlestick maker

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Hateful mustard water buffalo

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Domesticated Haunted Graveyard

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Gay Narrow-minded Church Cuckoldry

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Silver adulterous immigrant filthpig

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Charismatic rough-skinned cruise ship

Lmao good find

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: autistic gaped piazza feces

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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: adventurous jew

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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: passionate parlor

LOL

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Bateful stubborn sanctuary

JFC

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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Racy fat ankles

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: purple wonderful native elastic band

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: lascivious depressive forum



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Motley Avocado Stage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible background story roommate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Saffron dingle berry

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Buff Galvanic Casino

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Saffron dingle berry

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Buff Galvanic Casino

Cr

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Emerald sadistic foreskin



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Emerald sadistic foreskin



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Saffron dingle berry

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Federal dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Shaky stage

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Shaky stage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: bearded effete garrison

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: frum swashbuckling range milk

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: primrose travel guidebook

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: shivering cuck



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: cerebral rose patrolman temple

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Seedy crawly volcanic crater

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink state therapy

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: primrose travel guidebook

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: bearded effete garrison

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Navy station



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed yellow stead



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Seedy crawly volcanic crater



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: shivering cuck



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Motley Avocado Stage



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Vigorous point



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Topaz hairy legs

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: vibrant hissy fit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed yellow stead

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: sticky very tactful juggernaut private investor



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Seedy crawly volcanic crater



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Balding razzmatazz area

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: excitant aggressive hall dopamine

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Umber psychic bawdyhouse



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Ruby jet-lagged locus coldplay fan

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Silver adulterous immigrant filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Seedy crawly volcanic crater



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Saffron dingle berry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Seedy crawly volcanic crater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Saffron dingle berry



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Saffron dingle berry

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Buff Galvanic Casino



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: ebony university



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Saffron dingle berry

Describe

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Saffron dingle berry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Seedy crawly volcanic crater



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: ebony university



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink state therapy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Vengeful chapel queen of the night

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Floppy fortuitous meteor

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Walnut candlestick maker

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Vengeful chapel queen of the night

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible background story roommate

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Bateful stubborn sanctuary



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Umber psychic bawdyhouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Exciting business firm internal respiration

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: vibrant hissy fit

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Federal dilemma

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: vibrant hissy fit

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: ebony university

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Floppy fortuitous meteor



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: vibrant hissy fit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: primrose travel guidebook

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: shivering cuck



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Emerald sadistic foreskin



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Umber psychic bawdyhouse



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Saffron dingle berry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: sticky very tactful juggernaut private investor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Motley Avocado Stage



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Chest-beating House Coffee Pot



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: razzle national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Seedy crawly volcanic crater



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink state therapy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Dashing up-to-no-good preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: primrose travel guidebook

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Seedy crawly volcanic crater

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Seedy crawly volcanic crater

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Know-it-all party of the first part heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: primrose travel guidebook

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink state therapy

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink state therapy

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: primrose travel guidebook

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink state therapy

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Useless Slimy Organic Girlfriend Gas Station

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Dull geriatric home roast beef

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Vengeful chapel queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed yellow stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: ebony university

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible background story roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: shivering cuck

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: greedy school cafeteria

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  henna main people brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: angry copper twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Vengeful chapel queen of the night

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Useless Slimy Organic Girlfriend Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Useless Slimy Organic Girlfriend Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Walnut candlestick maker

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Walnut candlestick maker

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Walnut candlestick maker

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Walnut candlestick maker

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Walnut candlestick maker

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Seedy crawly volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Balding razzmatazz area

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  Insane Crackhouse Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Floppy fortuitous meteor

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Walnut candlestick maker

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Floppy fortuitous meteor

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Walnut candlestick maker

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Floppy fortuitous meteor

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Walnut candlestick maker

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Floppy fortuitous meteor

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Walnut candlestick maker

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Claret magical senate skinny woman

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Walnut candlestick maker

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Claret magical senate skinny woman

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Walnut candlestick maker

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Floppy fortuitous meteor

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Walnut candlestick maker

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: vibrant hissy fit

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Walnut candlestick maker

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Floppy fortuitous meteor

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Walnut candlestick maker

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Underhanded location new version

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Dull geriatric home roast beef

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Mahogany mildly autistic sweet tailpipe meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: khaki mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Provocative bistre indirect expression

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: cyan concupiscible background story roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Irradiated office

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Overrated Halford

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Provocative bistre indirect expression

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Appetizing Nibblets

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Overrated Halford

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  Plaza

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Balding razzmatazz area

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Seedy crawly volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: lascivious depressive forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Motley Avocado Stage

180.

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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  Insane Crackhouse Toilet Seat



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: well-lubricated arousing church building



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Seedy crawly volcanic crater



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Yapping zippy genital piercing

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Racy fat ankles



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Seedy crawly volcanic crater



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  Costumed Chad

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Provocative bistre indirect expression



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink state therapy



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Supple parlour



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: primrose travel guidebook

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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Racy fat ankles



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Seedy crawly volcanic crater



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink state therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: cyan concupiscible background story roommate

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Sapphire multi-colored trailer park corn cake

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Overrated Halford

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: well-lubricated arousing church building



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: cyan concupiscible background story roommate

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: smoky

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Silver adulterous immigrant filthpig

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  Costumed Chad

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: glassy boistinker

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: beady-eyed yellow stead



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink state therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Umber psychic bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: well-lubricated arousing church building



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: sooty awkward international law enforcement agency

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: self-centered gunner

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Bateful stubborn sanctuary

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Dun police squad



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Motley Avocado Stage



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Apoplectic

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Bateful stubborn sanctuary



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: fuchsia laser beams

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: mint bat shit crazy



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink state therapy



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Vengeful chapel queen of the night



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible background story roommate

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: flushed bossy crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Massive blood rage multi-billionaire

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Massive blood rage multi-billionaire

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  bisexual cumskin

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: lascivious depressive forum



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Vengeful chapel queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: naked mad cow disease

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo market



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Vengeful chapel queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible background story roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: glassy boistinker

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible background story roommate

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Claret magical senate skinny woman

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: primrose travel guidebook

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Vengeful chapel queen of the night



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: High-end bronze personal credit line



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: flushed bossy crotch

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  Son Of Senegal

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Pungent Nofapping Athletic Conference School

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: cyan concupiscible background story roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: boyish pea-brained space circlehead

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: beady-eyed yellow stead



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  judgmental brethren

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Violet Double Fault

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  judgmental brethren

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  judgmental brethren



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Sable Flatulent Windowlicker



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink state therapy



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: primrose travel guidebook



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: primrose travel guidebook



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  old irish cottage



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink state therapy



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible background story roommate



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: soggy



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: primrose travel guidebook

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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: cordovan

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  Potus

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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