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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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diverse godawful university therapy
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Embarrassed To The Bone Aquamarine Brunch Indirect Expression
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
odious abode sandwich
  07/09/12
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Motley mischievous karate
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Useless carmine personal credit line place of business
  07/09/12
Are you male?
diverse godawful university therapy
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Useless carmine personal credit line place of business
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
diverse godawful university therapy
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Useless carmine personal credit line place of business
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
buff know-it-all church building kitty
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
diverse godawful university therapy
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
buff know-it-all church building kitty
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
diverse godawful university therapy
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Bistre Kitchen Doctorate
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
diverse godawful university therapy
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Bistre Kitchen Doctorate
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
diverse godawful university therapy
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Bistre Kitchen Doctorate
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
fluffy coffee pot electric furnace
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
diverse godawful university therapy
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Translucent Police Squad Sound Barrier
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
diverse godawful university therapy
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
dead amethyst senate sneaky criminal
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Crawly Bright Indian Lodge
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Burgundy space selfie
  07/09/12
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Motley mischievous karate
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Useless carmine personal credit line place of business
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
diverse godawful university therapy
  07/09/12
stfu
Burgundy space selfie
  07/09/12
180
laughsome medicated mad cow disease hospital
  07/09/12
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crystalline mad-dog skullcap queen of the night
  07/13/12
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galvanic business firm degenerate
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Brindle french organic girlfriend forum
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
diverse godawful university therapy
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Brindle french organic girlfriend forum
  07/09/12
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Smoky Thriller Laser Beams Crotch
  07/04/19
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Motley mischievous karate
  07/13/12
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Smoky Thriller Laser Beams Crotch
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Flushed goyim sanctuary
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Spectacular maroon affirmative action
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
crimson hell immigrant
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Spectacular maroon affirmative action
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
greedy dragon
  03/04/25
lol kike
galvanic business firm degenerate
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
silver aggressive native people who are hurt
  07/04/19
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purple histrionic persian
  08/10/22
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Mildly autistic appetizing antidepressant drug azn
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
buck-toothed box office
  07/24/24
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brass seedy public bath turdskin
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
drab chad
  09/22/24
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greedy dragon
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Fighting indigo national security agency
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: diverse godawful university therapy



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Aquamarine Brunch Indirect Expression

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: odious abode sandwich

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Motley mischievous karate



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Useless carmine personal credit line place of business

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: diverse godawful university therapy

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Useless carmine personal credit line place of business

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: diverse godawful university therapy

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Useless carmine personal credit line place of business

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: buff know-it-all church building kitty

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: diverse godawful university therapy

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: buff know-it-all church building kitty

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: diverse godawful university therapy

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Bistre Kitchen Doctorate

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: diverse godawful university therapy

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Bistre Kitchen Doctorate

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: diverse godawful university therapy

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Bistre Kitchen Doctorate

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: fluffy coffee pot electric furnace

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: diverse godawful university therapy

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Translucent Police Squad Sound Barrier

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: diverse godawful university therapy

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: dead amethyst senate sneaky criminal

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Crawly Bright Indian Lodge

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Burgundy space selfie

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Motley mischievous karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Useless carmine personal credit line place of business

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: diverse godawful university therapy

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Burgundy space selfie

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: laughsome medicated mad cow disease hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: crystalline mad-dog skullcap queen of the night



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: galvanic business firm degenerate



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Brindle french organic girlfriend forum

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: diverse godawful university therapy

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Brindle french organic girlfriend forum

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Smoky Thriller Laser Beams Crotch



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Motley mischievous karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Smoky Thriller Laser Beams Crotch



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Flushed goyim sanctuary

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Spectacular maroon affirmative action

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: crimson hell immigrant

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Spectacular maroon affirmative action

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: greedy dragon

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: galvanic business firm degenerate

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: silver aggressive native people who are hurt

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: purple histrionic persian



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Mildly autistic appetizing antidepressant drug azn



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: buck-toothed box office

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: brass seedy public bath turdskin



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: drab chad

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: greedy dragon



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Fighting indigo national security agency

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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