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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:48 AM Author: Self-centered gunner Please submit a brief sample of your work. Accepting excerpts from the argumentative essay or creative fiction. Must be prose, no poems or abstract. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898068) |
Date: May 24th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: Razzmatazz cruise ship Subject: my best posts are blank bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898070) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: Self-centered gunner C+
Remember I cannot grade based on the VALUE of your poasts but whether they are constructed in such a way that would eagerly please an adjunct EN101 professor. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: puce giraffe butt cheeks is an A- at worst (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898119) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:31 AM Author: Self-centered gunner Cr but he did not submit a sample as instructed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898121) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: Razzmatazz cruise ship Incorrect. My blank bump *WAS* my writing sample. A blank bump is writing on XO. Are you saying that John Cage's 4'33'' is not music? Harumph - philistine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898272) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:42 AM Author: Ultramarine Learning Disabled Meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898141) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:53 AM Author: Obsidian startled den Subject: venkatesh_subramanian_cv.pdf i tried to attach my CV but it didn't work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898072) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: Self-centered gunner Copy and paste please. Failure to turn in your assignment results in a failing grade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898076) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:57 AM Author: Obsidian startled den Please can you open this link one time ?
https://github.com/venkkyt1773 |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:31 AM Author: alcoholic becky death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898123) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy national psychic https://www.huffpost.com/author/jared-s-baumeister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898074) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: chocolate big business firm people who are hurt https://www.huffpost.com/entry/top5-georgian-dishes_b_5192684
Top 5 but referencing Mt Rushmore which only contains 4 birdshits. Also comparing khinkali to dimsum instead of, yknow, actual Chinese dumplings. What a train wreck of an article |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM Author: Self-centered gunner Piss poor/10
Very juvenile and unformed. Similes are retard tier. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:19 AM Author: ebony frozen theater coffee pot https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4446581&mc=159&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898096) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:27 AM Author: Self-centered gunner F
Convoluted. Seek clarity of prose. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: ebony frozen theater coffee pot (Boy squancher) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898137) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: Ultramarine Learning Disabled Meetinghouse This is a classic poast. "And oh, what they found" is in the Spaceporn HOF. Everyone knows what that references if dropped in a thread. That's quite a feat considering how much Spaceporn content there is. Have you coined any phrases everyone on xoxo would recognize? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898208) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM Author: Ultramarine Learning Disabled Meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898113) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM Author: Self-centered gunner Submission? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898115) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: Ultramarine Learning Disabled Meetinghouse My poasting is iconic faggot. Enjoy <><><>NOAIRCONDITIONING<><><> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898116) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: Self-centered gunner Nigga I have a window unit OK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898120) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:32 AM Author: Ultramarine Learning Disabled Meetinghouse 🚨🚨🚨BROWNOID ALERT🚨🚨🚨 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898126) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: Self-centered gunner oomox tp can confirm I am deathly pale bordering on vampiric in complexion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898136) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: Ultramarine Learning Disabled Meetinghouse She's Jewish and has fucked hundreds of brownoids. Not credible testimony on whiteness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898140) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: Self-centered gunner I was the exception that proves the rule (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898173) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:21 PM Author: puce giraffe do you have some kind of evidence of this, such as photos or videos? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898197) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM Author: wonderful menage newt http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269569&mc=74&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898114) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: Self-centered gunner B
Not bad but needs improvement. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:49 AM Author: Exhilarant church headpube This thread was started by hatp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898152) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:37 PM Author: Exhilarant church headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898388) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:31 PM Author: Charcoal Affirmative Action School https://vocaroo.com/1iLIsa8q58oG
This was an original work |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:36 PM Author: Self-centered gunner A- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898217) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Chartreuse high-end codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898219) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: Chartreuse high-end codepig Nice try, Doobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898213) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: Bearded yarmulke rigpig https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951006&forum_id=2#20760501 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898216) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:52 PM Author: Self-centered gunner 12.5/20
Could be shorter and clearer. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: Bearded yarmulke rigpig Fair, although obviously the premise of the joke involved jerking the reader around for a bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898302) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Self-centered gunner I teach EN101 to future cops at night school. I am not a creative type. I follow the textbook. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898331) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:42 PM Author: hairless nursing home mood A true story as related by my barber:
“He was just a big ol’ pet,” said Charlie while he shaved my neck. “That big old black snake lived over in the yard at the hotel for years. Why, people would pet him and feed him. You could pick him up and carry him around on your shoulders and he just loved it. But I reckon he got restless, and one day he decided to move down the street to Miss Mabel’s house, next door to mine. Miss Mabel didn’t care for him one bit, and when he laid on her front porch all day one day Miss Mabel nearly wet her pants because she was afraid to go in her own house to use the bathroom until he got cold late in the day and finally moved.
“So Miss Mabel called me,” Charlie said while snipping his scissors over my eyebrows, “and asked me if I could come down and get that snake and take him somewhere else. So I went down, picked him up and took him back to the hotel. Well, it wasn’t a day before he was back at Miss Mabel’s and I had to go get him again. Well, this time I took him across the main highway and dumped him in the woods. I thought he’d never make it back across the road, but in two days Miss Mabel was on the phone with me again.
“This went on for most of the summer,” Charlie said, stirring up a storm of talcum power around my neck, “and I was starting to get tired of that big old black snake. So one afternoon I was mowing my yard on my riding lawn mower when my wife calls out to me, ‘Charlie, come over here and pick up this big old limb before you run over it with the mower.’ So I go over there on the mower and see right away it’s not no limb, but that big old snake. I don’t know what come over me. It was like a red haze over my eyes. I was so mad at that damned snake. I had wasted seemed like half the summer picking him up and hauling him around, so I ran over him with the mower. I never knew a snake was so full of guts. That lawn mower slit him open down the belly just like a surgeon would have done. Blood and snake guts got all over my mower deck, and I had to clean it up later, and it spit his big ol’ black skin out all in one piece without a mark on it, except for the long slice up his belly, of course.
“Charlie,” I asked, “Did you save the skin?”
“No,” he said, “I didn’t want any reminder of that snake. All he did was cause me trouble. I just throwed it over the fence into Miss Mabel’s yard. I never heard nothin’ about that. I guess even Miss Mabel can tell a live snake from a dead one.
“Now don’t go telling anybody this story,” Charlie said. “This here is a college town, and these folks are probably all opposed to killing snakes. I’d sure hate to lose business over that damned snake.”
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:53 PM Author: Self-centered gunner D
Please fix. Honestly fatiguing and too much filler. Brevity is the soul of wit. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: mentally impaired topaz twinkling uncleanness https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858159&mc=121&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898249) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: Self-centered gunner B+
Not too many problems but too much short hand. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:55 PM Author: Razzmatazz cruise ship this thread is a disaster, I give it a D- *AT BEST* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898280) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: Self-centered gunner (Guy who flunked EN101 because he couldn't construct TOPIC SENTENCES and form a scholarly argumentative essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898293) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: Razzmatazz cruise ship (guy who thinks P=TS+E constitutes winning writing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898298) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Self-centered gunner I am an adjunct professor at a right to try school. I teach by the book and collect a check tyvm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898328) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: puce giraffe you don't do shit, you faggot bitch ass queer gayboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898330) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Razzmatazz cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898354) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:59 PM Author: Exhilarant church headpube This thread = TRASH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898438) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 6:26 PM Author: Gaped Crimson Haunted Graveyard https://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&forum_id=2#9632483 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898856) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 6:36 PM Author: autistic ceo This is my greatest work
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755145&mc=1&forum_id=2 |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 6:39 PM Author: light greedy location scourge upon the earth https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4721022&mc=80&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Firm#49898888) |