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poppy razzle meetinghouse
  09/08/25
FUCK NO. She has put on ~10 lbs since I met her at the a...
Red excitant party of the first part telephone
  09/08/25
Well done
poppy razzle meetinghouse
  09/08/25
Yes. Gunner can confirm :(
medicated pale native pozpig
  09/08/25
How obese? How do you deal with it?
poppy razzle meetinghouse
  09/08/25
193 maybe? She’s 5’7” (my height)
medicated pale native pozpig
  09/08/25
Didn't u use to say your wife is skinny and u tall
Mewling frisky theatre
  09/08/25
I lied. I’m a liar
medicated pale native pozpig
  09/08/25
I remember being 5’7 in like 6th grade and I felt shor...
Drab titillating private investor
  09/08/25
How do you get hard for that?
poppy razzle meetinghouse
  09/08/25
I don’t ususlly
medicated pale native pozpig
  09/08/25
not at all
Cracking Sanctuary
  09/08/25
Your wife is a disgusting desert sand rat who takes it in th...
poppy razzle meetinghouse
  09/08/25
Lol
Fluffy Plaza
  09/09/25
nah that's why you marry asian pussy
transparent spectacular indian lodge
  09/08/25
Rail thin Russian athlete
ebony startling library
  09/08/25
um does she have a sister or ideally a daughter?
nubile parlour
  09/08/25
What's his name?
Filthy Foreskin
  09/08/25
I guess I didn't really expect the guys married to barnyard ...
poppy razzle meetinghouse
  09/08/25
It's a reasonable point, but being obese is still shameful i...
Aphrodisiac crackhouse quadroon
  09/09/25
Morbidly. :( But she tolerates my cheatmoing, so I guess it ...
Talking walnut depressive
  09/08/25
Does she have a huge fuckin ass or is she fat from neck to a...
poppy razzle meetinghouse
  09/08/25
It's pretty hard to be morbidly obese just because your ass ...
Talking walnut depressive
  09/09/25
How does that work out for you? Good solution?
Swashbuckling slippery parlor
  09/09/25
I wouldn't go so far as to call it "good," but it'...
Talking walnut depressive
  09/09/25
How do you carry yourselves around the house such that your ...
Vivacious hall roommate
  09/09/25
Kids don't know anything about it. I still get along with my...
Talking walnut depressive
  09/09/25
I worked with a guy in this situation but he was a homosexua...
poppy razzle meetinghouse
  09/09/25
Yes she is fat
diverse fortuitous meteor piazza
  09/08/25
Chubby or big fatty? Like mumu fat? Is it all tits and gut...
poppy razzle meetinghouse
  09/08/25
She wears a mumu because her body shape is so bad, she is sh...
diverse fortuitous meteor piazza
  09/09/25
Do you wash her with a garden hose?
poppy razzle meetinghouse
  09/09/25
I don't interact with her when she is naked
diverse fortuitous meteor piazza
  09/09/25
Do you think she has a dildo?
poppy razzle meetinghouse
  09/09/25
Unlikely, she is completely unsexual, like the ideal Victori...
diverse fortuitous meteor piazza
  09/09/25
Wow. How long and how many pounds ago did you last pound ou...
poppy razzle meetinghouse
  09/09/25
When we conceived our child nearly three years ago
diverse fortuitous meteor piazza
  09/09/25
180
Filthy Foreskin
  09/09/25
...
diverse fortuitous meteor piazza
  09/09/25
no. i didnt mind bigger chicks at all back in the day but...
lilac arousing business firm filthpig
  09/08/25
Sup. She's 5 foot 3 and 170-something. Life is hard.
Swashbuckling slippery parlor
  09/09/25
Do you playfully squeeze her rolls when she's nude?
poppy razzle meetinghouse
  09/09/25
180 I thought I was alone having a big lardass wife but I&rs...
medicated pale native pozpig
  09/09/25
this thread is sad, i thought all XO poasters were 6'3 with ...
mildly autistic zombie-like hunting ground
  09/09/25
not as fat as she used to be but still fat
Useless charismatic kitchen
  09/09/25
Do you grab her fat rolls when you give her the dick?
poppy razzle meetinghouse
  09/09/25
i haven't given her the dick in years
Useless charismatic kitchen
  09/09/25
Whoa. Where do you put your dick?
poppy razzle meetinghouse
  09/09/25
my hand
Useless charismatic kitchen
  09/09/25
We should do a go fund me so you can get a hooker
poppy razzle meetinghouse
  09/09/25
180
Filthy Foreskin
  09/09/25
93lb, adding half a stick of butter into her morning coffee ...
Lime adventurous range coffee pot
  09/09/25
Tits?
poppy razzle meetinghouse
  09/09/25
Nope
lake national security agency
  09/09/25
Because you don't have a wife, we've all seen your HOG
contagious brass sandwich
  09/09/25


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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: poppy razzle meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246324)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Red excitant party of the first part telephone

FUCK NO.

She has put on ~10 lbs since I met her at the age of ~20.

I brought this up once, and it did not go well. But it seemed to have worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246333)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: poppy razzle meetinghouse

Well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246343)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: medicated pale native pozpig

Yes. Gunner can confirm :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246348)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: poppy razzle meetinghouse

How obese? How do you deal with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246353)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: medicated pale native pozpig

193 maybe? She’s 5’7” (my height)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246408)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Mewling frisky theatre

Didn't u use to say your wife is skinny and u tall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246508)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: medicated pale native pozpig

I lied. I’m a liar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246624)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Drab titillating private investor

I remember being 5’7 in like 6th grade and I felt short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246512)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: poppy razzle meetinghouse

How do you get hard for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246517)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: medicated pale native pozpig

I don’t ususlly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246626)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Cracking Sanctuary

not at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246410)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: poppy razzle meetinghouse

Your wife is a disgusting desert sand rat who takes it in the ass from bbc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246516)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Fluffy Plaza

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246797)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: transparent spectacular indian lodge

nah that's why you marry asian pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246423)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: ebony startling library

Rail thin Russian athlete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246519)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: nubile parlour

um does she have a sister or ideally a daughter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246591)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Filthy Foreskin

What's his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246664)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: poppy razzle meetinghouse

I guess I didn't really expect the guys married to barnyard animals to admit to it...I refuse to believe every marriedmo here has a thin wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246619)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac crackhouse quadroon

It's a reasonable point, but being obese is still shameful in the UMC, so we'd expect it to be less prevalent than in the general population.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247879)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Talking walnut depressive

Morbidly. :( But she tolerates my cheatmoing, so I guess it works out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246622)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: poppy razzle meetinghouse

Does she have a huge fuckin ass or is she fat from neck to ankles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246628)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Talking walnut depressive

It's pretty hard to be morbidly obese just because your ass is big.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247065)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Swashbuckling slippery parlor

How does that work out for you? Good solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246967)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Talking walnut depressive

I wouldn't go so far as to call it "good," but it's better than divorce or celibacy, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247061)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Vivacious hall roommate

How do you carry yourselves around the house such that your kids don't turn out crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247064)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Talking walnut depressive

Kids don't know anything about it. I still get along with my wife and enjoy her company. I'm just not interested in having sex with a 50-year-old morbidly obese woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247067)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: poppy razzle meetinghouse

I worked with a guy in this situation but he was a homosexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247811)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: diverse fortuitous meteor piazza

Yes she is fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246660)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: poppy razzle meetinghouse

Chubby or big fatty? Like mumu fat? Is it all tits and gut or is her ass a compact car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246783)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: diverse fortuitous meteor piazza

She wears a mumu because her body shape is so bad, she is shaped like the chernobyl elephant's foot. objectively speaking she could probably just wear properly fitted clothes, but she is too much of a slob to do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247092)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: poppy razzle meetinghouse

Do you wash her with a garden hose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247794)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: diverse fortuitous meteor piazza

I don't interact with her when she is naked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247802)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: poppy razzle meetinghouse

Do you think she has a dildo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247806)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: diverse fortuitous meteor piazza

Unlikely, she is completely unsexual, like the ideal Victorian woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247821)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: poppy razzle meetinghouse

Wow. How long and how many pounds ago did you last pound out her vagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247825)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: diverse fortuitous meteor piazza

When we conceived our child nearly three years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247858)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Filthy Foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247914)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: diverse fortuitous meteor piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247930)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: lilac arousing business firm filthpig

no.

i didnt mind bigger chicks at all back in the day but you cant let you're actual wife get like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246669)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Swashbuckling slippery parlor

Sup. She's 5 foot 3 and 170-something. Life is hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246968)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: poppy razzle meetinghouse

Do you playfully squeeze her rolls when she's nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247354)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: medicated pale native pozpig

180 I thought I was alone having a big lardass wife but I’m not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49246977)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: mildly autistic zombie-like hunting ground

this thread is sad, i thought all XO poasters were 6'3 with hawt model wives (from cebu)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247063)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Useless charismatic kitchen

not as fat as she used to be but still fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247069)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: poppy razzle meetinghouse

Do you grab her fat rolls when you give her the dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247181)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Useless charismatic kitchen

i haven't given her the dick in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247240)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:09 AM
Author: poppy razzle meetinghouse

Whoa. Where do you put your dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247348)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Useless charismatic kitchen

my hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247361)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: poppy razzle meetinghouse

We should do a go fund me so you can get a hooker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247364)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Filthy Foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247918)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Lime adventurous range coffee pot

93lb, adding half a stick of butter into her morning coffee every day not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247187)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: poppy razzle meetinghouse

Tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247349)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: lake national security agency

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247826)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: contagious brass sandwich

Because you don't have a wife, we've all seen your HOG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2Firm#49247889)