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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Diverse Unhinged Hell
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
twisted outnumbered fat ankles kitty
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
mauve water buffalo
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
flirting irradiated casino mad cow disease
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
bronze stage
  08/30/25
...
indecent violet property pocket flask
  09/05/25
, he lisped
jet-lagged grizzly candlestick maker
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Adventurous quadroon
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Diverse Unhinged Hell
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Adventurous quadroon
  08/31/25
...
jade electric giraffe
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
mauve water buffalo
  08/31/25
delusional take
jade electric giraffe
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
mauve water buffalo
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
swashbuckling silver dopamine crackhouse
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
mauve water buffalo
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
floppy school cafeteria private investor
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
mauve water buffalo
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Diverse Unhinged Hell
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
mauve water buffalo
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Diverse Unhinged Hell
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
floppy school cafeteria private investor
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
mauve water buffalo
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
mauve water buffalo
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
mauve water buffalo
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
floppy school cafeteria private investor
  09/05/25
...
mauve water buffalo
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Concupiscible Turdskin Space
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
floppy school cafeteria private investor
  09/05/25
...
mauve water buffalo
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
mauve water buffalo
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
floppy school cafeteria private investor
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Diverse Unhinged Hell
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
cerebral sienna mediation
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
mauve water buffalo
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
cerebral sienna mediation
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
mauve water buffalo
  09/05/25
Kenny
floppy school cafeteria private investor
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Diverse Unhinged Hell
  09/06/25
...
duck-like deranged theatre
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
mauve water buffalo
  09/06/25
...
duck-like deranged theatre
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Diverse Unhinged Hell
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
mauve water buffalo
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Vermilion vigorous shrine
  09/07/25
Explain
Diverse Unhinged Hell
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
angry ruddy regret
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Diverse Unhinged Hell
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
mauve water buffalo
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Diverse Unhinged Hell
  09/07/25
...
swashbuckling silver dopamine crackhouse
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
mauve water buffalo
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
mauve water buffalo
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/17/25


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Diverse Unhinged Hell

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: twisted outnumbered fat ankles kitty

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: mauve water buffalo

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: flirting irradiated casino mad cow disease

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: bronze stage

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: indecent violet property pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: jet-lagged grizzly candlestick maker

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Adventurous quadroon

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Diverse Unhinged Hell

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Adventurous quadroon

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: jade electric giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: mauve water buffalo

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: jade electric giraffe

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: mauve water buffalo

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling silver dopamine crackhouse

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: mauve water buffalo

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: floppy school cafeteria private investor

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: mauve water buffalo

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Diverse Unhinged Hell

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: mauve water buffalo

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Diverse Unhinged Hell

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: floppy school cafeteria private investor

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: mauve water buffalo

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: mauve water buffalo

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: mauve water buffalo

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: floppy school cafeteria private investor

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mauve water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible Turdskin Space

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: floppy school cafeteria private investor

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mauve water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: mauve water buffalo

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: floppy school cafeteria private investor

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Diverse Unhinged Hell

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: cerebral sienna mediation

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: mauve water buffalo

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: cerebral sienna mediation

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: mauve water buffalo

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: floppy school cafeteria private investor

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Diverse Unhinged Hell

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: duck-like deranged theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: mauve water buffalo

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: duck-like deranged theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Diverse Unhinged Hell

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: mauve water buffalo

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Vermilion vigorous shrine

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Diverse Unhinged Hell

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: angry ruddy regret

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Diverse Unhinged Hell

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: mauve water buffalo

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Diverse Unhinged Hell

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling silver dopamine crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: mauve water buffalo

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: mauve water buffalo

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49438939)