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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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mauve bonkers organic girlfriend
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
twinkling skinny woman depressive
  08/28/25
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mauve bonkers organic girlfriend
  08/28/25
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navy outnumbered antidepressant drug
  08/28/25
that's it?
Blue Locus Really Tough Guy
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
mauve bonkers organic girlfriend
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
bespoke pit legend
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Blue Locus Really Tough Guy
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
cowardly thriller nowag
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
contagious onyx gas station boltzmann
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
cowardly thriller nowag
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
contagious onyx gas station boltzmann
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
cowardly thriller nowag
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
contagious onyx gas station boltzmann
  09/12/25
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contagious onyx gas station boltzmann
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
Pearl sickened kitty
  08/28/25
Happy?
opaque wild queen of the night black woman
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Pearl sickened kitty
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
cowardly thriller nowag
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
navy outnumbered antidepressant drug
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
cowardly thriller nowag
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
navy outnumbered antidepressant drug
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
irradiated up-to-no-good crackhouse
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Crystalline concupiscible cuck
  08/28/25
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odious circlehead half-breed
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Diverse sapphire double fault abode
  08/29/25
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lemon passionate sanctuary dog poop
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Swollen elastic band forum
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Walnut Parlor
  08/29/25
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odious circlehead half-breed
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Out-of-control Mahogany Set
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Walnut Parlor
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
contagious onyx gas station boltzmann
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
motley house-broken keepsake machete
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
cowardly thriller nowag
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Pearl sickened kitty
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Swollen elastic band forum
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
cowardly thriller nowag
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
orchid gay wizard toaster
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
stirring stage hairy legs
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Pearl sickened kitty
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
navy outnumbered antidepressant drug
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
cowardly thriller nowag
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Walnut Parlor
  09/01/25
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cowardly thriller nowag
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Walnut Parlor
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
cowardly thriller nowag
  09/01/25
Lolololol
opaque wild queen of the night black woman
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Pearl sickened kitty
  09/01/25
?
contagious onyx gas station boltzmann
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Medicated water buffalo
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Pearl sickened kitty
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
cowardly thriller nowag
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
contagious onyx gas station boltzmann
  09/12/25
Yes
cowardly thriller nowag
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
contagious onyx gas station boltzmann
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
contagious onyx gas station boltzmann
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
mauve bonkers organic girlfriend
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: mauve bonkers organic girlfriend



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: twinkling skinny woman depressive

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: mauve bonkers organic girlfriend



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: navy outnumbered antidepressant drug



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Blue Locus Really Tough Guy

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: mauve bonkers organic girlfriend

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: bespoke pit legend

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Blue Locus Really Tough Guy

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: cowardly thriller nowag

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: contagious onyx gas station boltzmann

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: cowardly thriller nowag

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: contagious onyx gas station boltzmann

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: cowardly thriller nowag

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: contagious onyx gas station boltzmann

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: contagious onyx gas station boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Pearl sickened kitty

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: opaque wild queen of the night black woman

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Pearl sickened kitty

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: cowardly thriller nowag

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: navy outnumbered antidepressant drug

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: cowardly thriller nowag

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: navy outnumbered antidepressant drug

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: irradiated up-to-no-good crackhouse

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Crystalline concupiscible cuck

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: odious circlehead half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Diverse sapphire double fault abode

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: lemon passionate sanctuary dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Swollen elastic band forum

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Walnut Parlor

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: odious circlehead half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Out-of-control Mahogany Set

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Walnut Parlor

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: contagious onyx gas station boltzmann

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: motley house-broken keepsake machete

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: cowardly thriller nowag

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Pearl sickened kitty

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Swollen elastic band forum

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: cowardly thriller nowag

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard toaster

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: stirring stage hairy legs

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Pearl sickened kitty

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: navy outnumbered antidepressant drug

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: cowardly thriller nowag

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Walnut Parlor

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: cowardly thriller nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Walnut Parlor

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cowardly thriller nowag

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: opaque wild queen of the night black woman

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Pearl sickened kitty

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: contagious onyx gas station boltzmann

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Medicated water buffalo

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Pearl sickened kitty

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: cowardly thriller nowag

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: contagious onyx gas station boltzmann

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: cowardly thriller nowag

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: contagious onyx gas station boltzmann

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: contagious onyx gas station boltzmann

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: mauve bonkers organic girlfriend

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49259839)