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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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primrose cruel-hearted skinny woman
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Wine Infuriating Puppy
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Drab wagecucks
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
primrose cruel-hearted skinny woman
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Drab wagecucks
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Drab wagecucks
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Electric pink potus parlour
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Drab wagecucks
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God I fucking hate you
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
Electric pink potus parlour
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Drab wagecucks
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
Electric pink potus parlour
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Drab wagecucks
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Electric pink potus parlour
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Drab wagecucks
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Drab wagecucks
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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lol johnsmeyer
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This needs a vocaroo
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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historically important thread
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Drab wagecucks

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: primrose cruel-hearted skinny woman



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Wine Infuriating Puppy

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Drab wagecucks

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: primrose cruel-hearted skinny woman

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Drab wagecucks

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: at-the-ready comical stead

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Coral charismatic athletic conference gaming laptop

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: idiotic selfie



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: stirring love of her life



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Hyperventilating stimulating cumskin



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: chartreuse exhilarant theater bbw



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: motley shrine

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: slate arrogant dingle berry mood



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: bistre provocative fat ankles double fault



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: slate arrogant dingle berry mood



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Boyish cuck

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: idiotic selfie



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: cream state friendly grandma



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Drab wagecucks

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: slate arrogant dingle berry mood



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Zippy twinkling uncleanness fortuitous meteor

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: violent toaster



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: stirring love of her life



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Electric pink potus parlour



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Drab wagecucks

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Electric pink potus parlour



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Drab wagecucks

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Wine Infuriating Puppy

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Electric pink potus parlour

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Drab wagecucks

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Electric pink potus parlour

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Drab wagecucks

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Electric pink potus parlour

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Drab wagecucks

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Electric pink potus parlour

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Drab wagecucks

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Electric pink potus parlour

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Drab wagecucks

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Drab wagecucks

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: thriller sanctuary weed whacker

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: thriller sanctuary weed whacker



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Orange razzmatazz senate ladyboy

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Drab wagecucks



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: carmine dashing quadroon

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Heady ticket booth



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: haunting multi-colored community account

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Soul-stirring chest-beating feces main people

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: aromatic fuchsia reading party



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Heady ticket booth

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: chestnut cocky hospital

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: motley shrine

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Coral charismatic athletic conference gaming laptop

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: smoky office

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Electric pink potus parlour



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Drab wagecucks

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Firm#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Orange razzmatazz senate ladyboy

historically important thread

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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: floppy olive set fanboi



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Drab wagecucks

Nice bump. It remains true

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
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