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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Racy Disgusting Sandwich National
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
abusive base jap
  08/28/25
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Racy Disgusting Sandwich National
  08/28/25
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lilac doctorate
  08/28/25
that's it?
offensive misanthropic useless brakes lettuce
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Racy Disgusting Sandwich National
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
vigorous vengeful field organic girlfriend
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
offensive misanthropic useless brakes lettuce
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Gay shrine digit ratio
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
indecent confused box office
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Gay shrine digit ratio
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
indecent confused box office
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Gay shrine digit ratio
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
indecent confused box office
  09/12/25
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indecent confused box office
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
Saffron meetinghouse national security agency
  08/28/25
Happy?
razzmatazz tantric temple
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Saffron meetinghouse national security agency
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Gay shrine digit ratio
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
lilac doctorate
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Gay shrine digit ratio
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
lilac doctorate
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Irradiated Hilarious Address
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Adventurous slap-happy jewess whorehouse
  08/28/25
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Cobalt bawdyhouse
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
cerebral canary wrinkle gaping
  08/29/25
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talented range
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
galvanic overrated cruise ship
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Floppy old irish cottage
  08/29/25
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Cobalt bawdyhouse
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
frozen goyim mediation
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Floppy old irish cottage
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
indecent confused box office
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Thirsty Senate
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Gay shrine digit ratio
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Saffron meetinghouse national security agency
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
galvanic overrated cruise ship
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Gay shrine digit ratio
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
laughsome angry site half-breed
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
silver plaza kitty
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Saffron meetinghouse national security agency
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
lilac doctorate
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Gay shrine digit ratio
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Floppy old irish cottage
  09/01/25
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Gay shrine digit ratio
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Floppy old irish cottage
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Gay shrine digit ratio
  09/01/25
Lolololol
razzmatazz tantric temple
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Saffron meetinghouse national security agency
  09/01/25
?
indecent confused box office
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
fragrant bright potus menage
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Saffron meetinghouse national security agency
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Gay shrine digit ratio
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
indecent confused box office
  09/12/25
Yes
Gay shrine digit ratio
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
indecent confused box office
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
indecent confused box office
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Racy Disgusting Sandwich National
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Racy Disgusting Sandwich National



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: abusive base jap

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Racy Disgusting Sandwich National



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: lilac doctorate



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: offensive misanthropic useless brakes lettuce

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Racy Disgusting Sandwich National

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: vigorous vengeful field organic girlfriend

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: offensive misanthropic useless brakes lettuce

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Gay shrine digit ratio

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: indecent confused box office

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Gay shrine digit ratio

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: indecent confused box office

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Gay shrine digit ratio

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: indecent confused box office

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: indecent confused box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Saffron meetinghouse national security agency

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz tantric temple

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Saffron meetinghouse national security agency

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Gay shrine digit ratio

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: lilac doctorate

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Gay shrine digit ratio

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: lilac doctorate

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Irradiated Hilarious Address

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Adventurous slap-happy jewess whorehouse

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Cobalt bawdyhouse



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: cerebral canary wrinkle gaping

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: talented range



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: galvanic overrated cruise ship

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Floppy old irish cottage

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Cobalt bawdyhouse



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: frozen goyim mediation

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Floppy old irish cottage

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: indecent confused box office

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Thirsty Senate

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Gay shrine digit ratio

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Saffron meetinghouse national security agency

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: galvanic overrated cruise ship

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Gay shrine digit ratio

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: laughsome angry site half-breed

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: silver plaza kitty

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Saffron meetinghouse national security agency

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: lilac doctorate

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Gay shrine digit ratio

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Floppy old irish cottage

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Gay shrine digit ratio



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Floppy old irish cottage

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Gay shrine digit ratio

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz tantric temple

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Saffron meetinghouse national security agency

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: indecent confused box office

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: fragrant bright potus menage

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Saffron meetinghouse national security agency

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Gay shrine digit ratio

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: indecent confused box office

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Gay shrine digit ratio

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: indecent confused box office

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: indecent confused box office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Racy Disgusting Sandwich National

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49259839)