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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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RIP Charlie TP
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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Glad you didn’t killself friend.
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: White stage candlestick maker

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: White stage candlestick maker

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring field

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Diverse Peach Generalized Bond Public Bath

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: White stage candlestick maker



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: claret concupiscible clown

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Soul-stirring field

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: soggy painfully honest native

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: White stage candlestick maker



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: filthy theater

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: galvanic brilliant sweet tailpipe dopamine

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: supple codepig quadroon

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: White stage candlestick maker



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: supple codepig quadroon

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: submissive bespoke wagecucks skinny woman

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Black floppy doctorate



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: supple codepig quadroon

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: White stage candlestick maker



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: White stage candlestick maker



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: learning disabled citrine menage feces

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: White stage candlestick maker



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: 180 sanctuary



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: provocative hospital

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: cruel-hearted trump supporter

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: supple codepig quadroon

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: White stage candlestick maker

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: supple codepig quadroon

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: 180 sanctuary



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: provocative hospital



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Black floppy doctorate

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: filthy theater

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: supple codepig quadroon



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: vengeful yapping garrison

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: White stage candlestick maker



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: jade reading party

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: White stage candlestick maker

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Awkward Chestnut Stag Film

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Ultramarine odious selfie

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: White stage candlestick maker

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Arousing bat shit crazy partner cruise ship

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: soggy painfully honest native



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Chrome out-of-control ticket booth

which of the white kids was kitty?

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