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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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magenta weed whacker
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
180 Cuck
  08/28/25
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magenta weed whacker
  08/28/25
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brindle hilarious set
  08/28/25
that's it?
Cracking Prole
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
magenta weed whacker
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Gay digit ratio internal respiration
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Cracking Prole
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Bat Shit Crazy Judgmental Laser Beams Bbw
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
odious mad-dog skullcap
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
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  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
odious mad-dog skullcap
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Bat Shit Crazy Judgmental Laser Beams Bbw
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
odious mad-dog skullcap
  09/12/25
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  10/28/25
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  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
kink-friendly persian
  08/28/25
Happy?
hateful windowlicker
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
kink-friendly persian
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Bat Shit Crazy Judgmental Laser Beams Bbw
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
brindle hilarious set
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Bat Shit Crazy Judgmental Laser Beams Bbw
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
brindle hilarious set
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
razzle-dazzle underhanded spot
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
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  08/28/25
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Lime nibblets
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
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  08/29/25
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  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Stirring French Chef Abode
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Magical Deer Antler Lay
  08/29/25
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Lime nibblets
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Stubborn Racy Stag Film Ceo
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Magical Deer Antler Lay
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
odious mad-dog skullcap
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Garnet contagious nowag
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
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  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
kink-friendly persian
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Stirring French Chef Abode
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Bat Shit Crazy Judgmental Laser Beams Bbw
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
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  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
copper concupiscible crackhouse
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
kink-friendly persian
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
brindle hilarious set
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Bat Shit Crazy Judgmental Laser Beams Bbw
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Magical Deer Antler Lay
  09/01/25
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the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Magical Deer Antler Lay
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
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  09/01/25
Lolololol
hateful windowlicker
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
kink-friendly persian
  09/01/25
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odious mad-dog skullcap
  09/12/25
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odious mad-dog skullcap
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
diverse rehab travel guidebook
  09/01/25
Fuck you
kink-friendly persian
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
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  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
odious mad-dog skullcap
  09/12/25
Yes
Bat Shit Crazy Judgmental Laser Beams Bbw
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
odious mad-dog skullcap
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
odious mad-dog skullcap
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
magenta weed whacker
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: magenta weed whacker



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: 180 Cuck

lol @ the cowboys

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: magenta weed whacker



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: brindle hilarious set



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cracking Prole

that's it?

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: magenta weed whacker

pack is paying him $47 million per year

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Gay digit ratio internal respiration

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Cracking Prole

1 sack doesnt sound good

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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Judgmental Laser Beams Bbw

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: odious mad-dog skullcap

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Judgmental Laser Beams Bbw

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: odious mad-dog skullcap

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Judgmental Laser Beams Bbw

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: odious mad-dog skullcap

Where are we on this.

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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: odious mad-dog skullcap



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: kink-friendly persian

Haha wow

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: hateful windowlicker

Happy?

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: kink-friendly persian

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Judgmental Laser Beams Bbw

Good move by the Boys.

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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: brindle hilarious set

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Judgmental Laser Beams Bbw

He costs more than he is worth.

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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: brindle hilarious set

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle underhanded spot

three fifths, ackshually

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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: rebellious locus legal warrant

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Lime nibblets



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: sepia heady mother indirect expression

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: bateful maize nursing home



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Stirring French Chef Abode

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Magical Deer Antler Lay

im with xo jerry on this.

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Lime nibblets



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Stubborn Racy Stag Film Ceo

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Magical Deer Antler Lay

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: odious mad-dog skullcap

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Garnet contagious nowag

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Judgmental Laser Beams Bbw

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: kink-friendly persian

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Stirring French Chef Abode

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Judgmental Laser Beams Bbw

, he lisped.

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Boyish federal cruise ship newt

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: copper concupiscible crackhouse

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: kink-friendly persian

I responded in under one hour

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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: brindle hilarious set

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Judgmental Laser Beams Bbw

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Magical Deer Antler Lay

xo jerry wins again

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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Judgmental Laser Beams Bbw



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Magical Deer Antler Lay

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Judgmental Laser Beams Bbw

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: hateful windowlicker

Lolololol

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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: kink-friendly persian

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Firm#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: odious mad-dog skullcap

?

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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: odious mad-dog skullcap

?

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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: diverse rehab travel guidebook

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: kink-friendly persian

Fuck you

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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Judgmental Laser Beams Bbw

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: odious mad-dog skullcap

"shouldn't've" you mean?

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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Judgmental Laser Beams Bbw

Yes

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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: odious mad-dog skullcap

ty for your honesty

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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: odious mad-dog skullcap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: magenta weed whacker

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

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