Please be advised that the user commonly referred to here on the “AutoAdmit” message board as “spaceporn” (hereinafter, “SP”) expressly reserves the right to sue ANY “AutoAdmit” poster for slander who implies or claims on this message board that SP violently anally rapes his small prepubescent (biologically unrelated) adopted Asian son on a regular basis, until the poor child’s blown out, distended, badly bleeding anus ring has to be forcibly pushed back inside of his twitching spastic sphincter with both hands—or makes or “bumps” in approval any similar or related disgusting claims of pedophilia and/or rape involving SP.

SP stands prepared to affirmatively prove that none of that has ever happened in a court of law, and, for the avoidance of any confusion, he would like to make it abundantly clear that he is neither scared nor ashamed of potentially putting his real name out there as the plaintiff in a public lawsuit alleging that he (a ~50 year old attorney) has been the victim of an extensive and coordinated cyber bullying campaign at the hands of the mentally ill denizens of a widely infamously racist, homophobic, antisemitic, and misogynistic message board that he (admittedly somewhat strangely) has chosen to post on regularly for years on end—using various different monikers that he has selected from time to time (including but not limited to “spaceporn”) to regularly share intimate details of his family’s life with these same strangers notwithstanding their vicious harassment of him and their disgusting sexual comments about his minor son. In fact, SP would positively *invite* discovery in any such action, and would look forward to taking the matter all the way to its final conclusion in front of a jury, if necessary.

It’s a matter of principle.

Fair warning! Please “bump” in approval to acknowledge your receipt and understanding of this important notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Firm#41626546)

https://imgur.com/a/9ZZsHE8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Firm#41628078)

Also, phenotype is real. I wonder what would happen if this dude was forced to LIFT HEAVY and eat like a warrior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Firm#41636186)

He agrees with all of this and you are now on notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Firm#41633292)

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Firm#41637181)

Ty—this is why I still keep you around as an “Of Counsel” with no equity stake and little job security after all of these years. Legal Eagle!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Firm#41637183)

Postscript: Please direct any questions that you have on this topic to me, rather than my client. I have advised him not to poast in this thread at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2Firm#41637231)