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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Rambunctious self-absorbed garrison
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
medicated electric foreskin
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
azure seedy yarmulke school cafeteria
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
fishy tripping preventive strike
  08/30/25
...
brilliant useless temple
  09/05/25
, he lisped
trip rough-skinned base elastic band
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Cheese-eating ticket booth nowag
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Cheese-eating ticket booth nowag
  08/31/25
...
Olive Chad
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
medicated electric foreskin
  08/31/25
delusional take
Olive Chad
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
medicated electric foreskin
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
shimmering theatre
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
medicated electric foreskin
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Arousing brass depressive kitty cat
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
medicated electric foreskin
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
medicated electric foreskin
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Arousing brass depressive kitty cat
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
medicated electric foreskin
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
medicated electric foreskin
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
medicated electric foreskin
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Arousing brass depressive kitty cat
  09/05/25
...
medicated electric foreskin
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Flirting Hall Blood Rage
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Arousing brass depressive kitty cat
  09/05/25
...
medicated electric foreskin
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
medicated electric foreskin
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Arousing brass depressive kitty cat
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
nudist gaming laptop
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
medicated electric foreskin
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
nudist gaming laptop
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
medicated electric foreskin
  09/05/25
Kenny
Arousing brass depressive kitty cat
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza
  09/06/25
...
Cruel-hearted nibblets
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
medicated electric foreskin
  09/06/25
...
Cruel-hearted nibblets
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
medicated electric foreskin
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Bateful filthy abode roast beef
  09/07/25
Explain
Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
sepia twisted crotch voyeur
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
medicated electric foreskin
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza
  09/07/25
...
shimmering theatre
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
medicated electric foreskin
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
medicated electric foreskin
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
medicated electric foreskin
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
medicated electric foreskin
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
medicated electric foreskin
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
medicated electric foreskin
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
medicated electric foreskin
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Arousing brass depressive kitty cat
  01/18/26
...
medicated electric foreskin
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Curious Bat-shit-crazy Stead Cumskin
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
medicated electric foreskin
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Rambunctious self-absorbed garrison

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: azure seedy yarmulke school cafeteria

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: fishy tripping preventive strike

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: brilliant useless temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: trip rough-skinned base elastic band

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Cheese-eating ticket booth nowag

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Cheese-eating ticket booth nowag

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Olive Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Olive Chad

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: shimmering theatre

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Arousing brass depressive kitty cat

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Arousing brass depressive kitty cat

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Arousing brass depressive kitty cat

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: medicated electric foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Flirting Hall Blood Rage

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Arousing brass depressive kitty cat

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: medicated electric foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Arousing brass depressive kitty cat

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: nudist gaming laptop

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: nudist gaming laptop

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Arousing brass depressive kitty cat

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Bateful filthy abode roast beef

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: sepia twisted crotch voyeur

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Chest-beating Exhilarant Plaza

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: shimmering theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Arousing brass depressive kitty cat

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: medicated electric foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Curious Bat-shit-crazy Stead Cumskin

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: medicated electric foreskin

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
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AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49626057)