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He's all about Makin' It Rain.
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: milky fantasy-prone shrine ladyboy

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: massive duck-like institution



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: maniacal lascivious rehab background story



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Topaz resort



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: translucent set



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Cerebral fuchsia knife bawdyhouse

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: yellow crusty famous landscape painting



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Thriller location potus

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Lilac mediation



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: doobsian underhanded friendly grandma

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: puce brunch

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: flatulent lodge

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: mentally impaired amethyst school cafeteria roommate



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hospital useless brakes



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Lilac mediation

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: aquamarine athletic conference



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring tan garrison



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Chrome sanctuary antidepressant drug

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: milky fantasy-prone shrine ladyboy

This is what brings him back.

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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: maniacal lascivious rehab background story

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: milky fantasy-prone shrine ladyboy

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: maniacal lascivious rehab background story

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Lilac mediation



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: aquamarine athletic conference



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: flatulent lodge



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Titillating philosopher-king



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Cocky Shitlib



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Author: Kenneth Play



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Cocky Shitlib



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Wild property



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: doobsian underhanded friendly grandma



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: aquamarine athletic conference



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Thriller location potus



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: bright dingle berry



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Greedy claret locus



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Marvelous space

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: demanding self-centered area doctorate

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: Saffron mad cow disease indian lodge



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: Chocolate spectacular death wish



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: very tactful maize incel

lmao

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Thriller location potus



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: mentally impaired amethyst school cafeteria roommate



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: vivacious geriatric plaza

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: aquamarine athletic conference



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Cocky Shitlib



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: milky fantasy-prone shrine ladyboy



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Titillating philosopher-king



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: cracking hell national security agency



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: cracking hell national security agency



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: flatulent lodge

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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: Greedy claret locus



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Cocky Shitlib



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

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