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Any tips for getting a 6 and 3 year old to make it through mass?

Older one is fine sometimes but the 3 year old wants to get ...
Vivacious indirect expression locus
  09/28/25
lol @ goyim. no 3 y/o sits thru shul. why would you expect t...
Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig
  09/28/25
It’s usually slightly less than an hour. I feel l...
Vivacious indirect expression locus
  09/28/25
you're just gonna make them hate it and resent going -- if t...
Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig
  09/28/25
I thought jews very deliberately put their kids in long bori...
Irate Sick Factory Reset Button
  09/28/25
you thought wrong. ortho jews are all about making judaism f...
Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig
  09/28/25
Brother I read a parenting book by some kike that explicitly...
Irate Sick Factory Reset Button
  09/28/25
some jew writing a parenting book doesnt go to shul
Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig
  09/28/25
you have to start with the indoctrination young or it won&rs...
Duck-like Lettuce
  09/28/25
Von den Jüden und iren Lügen
Green Station
  09/28/25
Three year old to the crying room. Six year old should be w...
Milky Mind-boggling People Who Are Hurt
  09/28/25
wtf is a crying room? is this some spaceporn thing?
Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig
  09/28/25
(disgusting protestant)
rusted house-broken internal respiration
  09/28/25
Obviously you're not a catholic.
Milky Mind-boggling People Who Are Hurt
  09/28/25
stfu jewbag
Marvelous Chestnut Pistol Box Office
  09/29/25
G-d doesn't exist. In this moment , I am euphoric.
Harsh Hairraiser Mental Disorder Telephone
  09/28/25
They don't have child care set up somewhere in the building?...
Passionate Abode
  09/28/25
Doesnt your church have a glass bubble room where parents wi...
Obsidian abnormal sanctuary reading party
  09/28/25
why do u goyim consider a 3yo unruly if he cant sit quiet fo...
Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig
  09/28/25
(boorish black baptist)
rusted house-broken internal respiration
  09/28/25
poor rc? there should be friendly play groups for kids. it s...
Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig
  09/28/25
crap flame
rusted house-broken internal respiration
  09/28/25
no wonder you goyim molest kids.
Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig
  09/28/25
whereas you jews marry them
Obsidian abnormal sanctuary reading party
  09/28/25
that's muslims, actually
Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig
  09/28/25
arent you suppose to not be using electronic devices on Sund...
Obsidian abnormal sanctuary reading party
  09/28/25
on the seventh day he rested -- saturday
Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig
  09/28/25
We don't. That's why there is a crying room.
Milky Mind-boggling People Who Are Hurt
  09/28/25
why do u goyim use the name crying room as if there's someth...
Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig
  09/28/25
its called that because its supposed to be for babies. you r...
Mahogany sadistic theater stage tattoo
  09/28/25
why isnt there a supervised children's play room for non-bab...
Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig
  09/28/25
The whole point of Catholic mass is to show off your entire ...
Milky Mind-boggling People Who Are Hurt
  09/28/25
...
Razzle-dazzle mad-dog skullcap boltzmann
  09/28/25
Allow rent seeking doctors to drug them into a semi-lobotomi...
diverse cobalt sweet tailpipe
  09/28/25
do the sat evening mass or noon on sundays. Don’t do 9...
Marvelous Chestnut Pistol Box Office
  09/28/25
Cr. Or the youth mass at 5 p.m.
Milky Mind-boggling People Who Are Hurt
  09/28/25
is this a novus ordo mass? first of all, dont go to those ...
Mahogany sadistic theater stage tattoo
  09/28/25
Good luck finding TLM. You know who wants it gone.
azure stead voyeur
  09/28/25
depends on location i guess. here theres fssp(4 sunday mass ...
Mahogany sadistic theater stage tattoo
  09/28/25
exorcism
insanely creepy concupiscible dragon
  09/28/25
full submersion, repeated dunking, in boiling sierra mist un...
insanely creepy concupiscible dragon
  09/28/25
benadryl
Shimmering Wonderful Foreskin Church
  09/28/25
Feed them a healthy diet and they won’t be unruly.
Razzle-dazzle mad-dog skullcap boltzmann
  09/28/25
cr
Fragrant step-uncle's house organic girlfriend
  09/28/25
(childless manchild who claims to subsist on steak, whiskey,...
floppy sinister stain dog poop
  09/28/25
We used to keep our kid w us during service until it was cle...
talented temple pocket flask
  09/28/25
don't they have a set aside children's mass or something lik...
citrine offensive pit halford
  09/28/25
LJL at friendless geek and autistic DBG lecturing others ITT
Disturbing Grizzly Library
  09/28/25
i'm the only one on here who goes daily to a house of worshi...
Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig
  09/28/25
Daily wtf that’s too much
talented temple pocket flask
  09/28/25
ur supposed to go 2x/day. i dont have time for that shir
Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig
  09/28/25
(Sister Mary Josephine)
Obsidian abnormal sanctuary reading party
  09/28/25
i dont get it. is this a goy joke?
Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig
  09/28/25
religion is his whole identity. not because he's religious, ...
Dark business firm crotch
  09/28/25
3 year old is too young to be expected to sit through a full...
Excitant lilac shitlib
  09/28/25
religion is the opiate of the masses. lol @ believing in thi...
big immigrant locale
  09/28/25
Try raising them in such a way that they're not controlled b...
Fragrant step-uncle's house organic girlfriend
  09/28/25
Should probably sit this one out. I would not say this i...
talented temple pocket flask
  09/28/25
Whachu mean??
Fragrant step-uncle's house organic girlfriend
  09/28/25
(guy whose kids chopped their peckers off due to impulses)
floppy sinister stain dog poop
  09/28/25
somehow every church managed this just fine until about 20 y...
Infuriating know-it-all school cafeteria
  09/28/25
you come off as an unhinged virgin in every thread
Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig
  09/28/25
I'm probably the only one in this thread who went to a norma...
Infuriating know-it-all school cafeteria
  09/28/25
interesting you dont deny being an unhinged virgin who will ...
Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig
  09/28/25
We go to family mass which is right before CCD class, so ful...
floppy sinister stain dog poop
  09/28/25
We ended up going and it was mostly ok. Brought a coloring ...
Vivacious indirect expression locus
  09/29/25


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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Vivacious indirect expression locus

Older one is fine sometimes but the 3 year old wants to get up and walk around and explore and the older one wants to do the same once one of us takes him to the back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308677)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig

lol @ goyim. no 3 y/o sits thru shul. why would you expect them to? they either stay home w/ the wife, or there are kids play groups. a 3 y/o cant sit quiet in a chair for a 2 hr religious service. wtf are u thinking.

even the 6yo has no business being in a religious service for more than 10 minutes of sitting you to practice behaving. you think he knows wtf is going on on a meaningful level?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308686)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Vivacious indirect expression locus

It’s usually slightly less than an hour.

I feel like I’m supposed to take them? Should I not be taking them until they are older?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308704)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig

you're just gonna make them hate it and resent going -- if they arent mature enough to sit there quietly for an hour long religious service. you're asking way too much of even the 6y/o, unless he's mature enough which most arent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308709)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Irate Sick Factory Reset Button

I thought jews very deliberately put their kids in long boring situations where they can’t go anywhere to build character or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308930)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig

you thought wrong. ortho jews are all about making judaism fun for the little kids and getting them used to the environment -- then u get told later u need to study torah all day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308938)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Irate Sick Factory Reset Button

Brother I read a parenting book by some kike that explicitly said this. “The blessings of a skinned knee” iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309214)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig

some jew writing a parenting book doesnt go to shul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309255)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Duck-like Lettuce

you have to start with the indoctrination young or it won’t stick. you really think you’d believe in “yahweh” if your parents had trotted that shit out when you were 15 or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309540)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Green Station
Subject: Von den Jüden und iren Lügen

My church has ~2 hour Mass with children from 0-18 and most of them are well behaved. 6 year olds can definitely handle it with consistent parenting. They might play around in the pews a little, but whatever.

The Jew lies to separate your child from God and corrupt innocence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310139)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:16 AM
Author: Milky Mind-boggling People Who Are Hurt

Three year old to the crying room. Six year old should be with Cheerios and Christ themed coloring books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308695)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig

wtf is a crying room? is this some spaceporn thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308792)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: rusted house-broken internal respiration

(disgusting protestant)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308796)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Milky Mind-boggling People Who Are Hurt

Obviously you're not a catholic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308934)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Marvelous Chestnut Pistol Box Office

stfu jewbag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49312295)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Harsh Hairraiser Mental Disorder Telephone

G-d doesn't exist. In this moment , I am euphoric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308698)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Passionate Abode

They don't have child care set up somewhere in the building? I thought everyone had that. What about Sunday school?

Anyway, our normal routine when we had young kids was Grandma and Grandpa go to early service, we drop the kids off to them in the parking lot, and then they keep them so we have a few hours of peace until we get together for an early dinner at 3 or 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308783)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Obsidian abnormal sanctuary reading party

Doesnt your church have a glass bubble room where parents with unruly kids can sit?

Please dont bring disruptive kids to church.

Why not have one parent do Saturday evening mass solo, and that one can stay home Sunday with 3yo. The rest of you can go to mass Sunday.

Otherwise, a promise of ice cream after church works wonders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308843)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig

why do u goyim consider a 3yo unruly if he cant sit quiet for an hour religious service? that's just a 3yo being a 3yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308857)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: rusted house-broken internal respiration

(boorish black baptist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308861)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig

poor rc? there should be friendly play groups for kids. it shouldnt be some hellroom punishment for 3 yo's being 3 yo's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308868)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: rusted house-broken internal respiration

crap flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308875)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig

no wonder you goyim molest kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308881)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Obsidian abnormal sanctuary reading party

whereas you jews marry them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308885)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig

that's muslims, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308924)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Obsidian abnormal sanctuary reading party

arent you suppose to not be using electronic devices on Sunday or something, jewboi? Go spin your menorah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308865)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig

on the seventh day he rested -- saturday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308871)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Milky Mind-boggling People Who Are Hurt

We don't. That's why there is a crying room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308935)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig

why do u goyim use the name crying room as if there's something wrong with the kids? crying room sounds like theyre having some major tantrum. why cant it just be the playroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308941)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Mahogany sadistic theater stage tattoo

its called that because its supposed to be for babies. you really shouldnt be taking even a three year old in there unless theyre jealous that a younger sibling goes in there with mom or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308999)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig

why isnt there a supervised children's play room for non-babies who are able to play nicely but cant sit in a hour-long service?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309265)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Milky Mind-boggling People Who Are Hurt

The whole point of Catholic mass is to show off your entire beautiful family in their Sunday finest and feel smug and superior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308937)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mad-dog skullcap boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308950)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: diverse cobalt sweet tailpipe

Allow rent seeking doctors to drug them into a semi-lobotomized state. If things get tough, abdicate parental responsibility by frying their developing minds with screens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308864)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Marvelous Chestnut Pistol Box Office

do the sat evening mass or noon on sundays. Don’t do 9am or 10:30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308887)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Milky Mind-boggling People Who Are Hurt

Cr. Or the youth mass at 5 p.m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308939)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Mahogany sadistic theater stage tattoo

is this a novus ordo mass? first of all, dont go to those

if it was a latin mass parish it would probably be full of kids their age and younger so yours doing this would be nbd unless theres something wrong with them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308888)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: azure stead voyeur

Good luck finding TLM. You know who wants it gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309028)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Mahogany sadistic theater stage tattoo

depends on location i guess. here theres fssp(4 sunday mass times) and sspx pretty close plus a sede place like 40 minutes away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309193)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: insanely creepy concupiscible dragon

exorcism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308936)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: insanely creepy concupiscible dragon

full submersion, repeated dunking, in boiling sierra mist until the electric jew is driven out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308940)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Foreskin Church

benadryl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308951)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mad-dog skullcap boltzmann

Feed them a healthy diet and they won’t be unruly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49308952)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Fragrant step-uncle's house organic girlfriend

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310211)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: floppy sinister stain dog poop

(childless manchild who claims to subsist on steak, whiskey, and cigarettes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310404)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: talented temple pocket flask

We used to keep our kid w us during service until it was clear he'd had it and then one of us would take him to the church daycare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309022)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: citrine offensive pit halford

don't they have a set aside children's mass or something like that where all the families with young kids go and no one cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309078)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Disturbing Grizzly Library

LJL at friendless geek and autistic DBG lecturing others ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309198)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig

i'm the only one on here who goes daily to a house of worship. i know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49309267)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: talented temple pocket flask

Daily wtf that’s too much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310063)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig

ur supposed to go 2x/day. i dont have time for that shir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310067)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Obsidian abnormal sanctuary reading party

(Sister Mary Josephine)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310518)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig

i dont get it. is this a goy joke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310526)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Dark business firm crotch

religion is his whole identity. not because he's religious, but because without it he wouldn't have been given his job, fat wife, or anything at all. he's just a Loser but jews have in-group welfare for their losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310151)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Excitant lilac shitlib

3 year old is too young to be expected to sit through a full mass without causing some commotion. 6 year old should be all set with some snacks and a coloring book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310144)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: big immigrant locale

religion is the opiate of the masses. lol @ believing in this fairy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310160)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Fragrant step-uncle's house organic girlfriend

Try raising them in such a way that they're not controlled by their impulses? It takes some work, but it's not that hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310213)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: talented temple pocket flask

Should probably sit this one out.

I would not say this if you hadn’t divorced ur wife.

Hell I would not say this if you had remarried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310283)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Fragrant step-uncle's house organic girlfriend

Whachu mean??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310434)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: floppy sinister stain dog poop

(guy whose kids chopped their peckers off due to impulses)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310410)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: Infuriating know-it-all school cafeteria

somehow every church managed this just fine until about 20 years ago, so the solution should be obvious, you tell them to stfu in god's house or you are going to hit them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49310263)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig

you come off as an unhinged virgin in every thread

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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: Infuriating know-it-all school cafeteria

I'm probably the only one in this thread who went to a normal church as a child, you really would just get hauled out into the parking lot to get your ass whipped if you were a little shit and the system worked very well

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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Olive Multi-colored Kitty Codepig

interesting you dont deny being an unhinged virgin who will never reproduce

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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: floppy sinister stain dog poop

We go to family mass which is right before CCD class, so full of kids. I recommend you do that if possible. As our priest tells parishioners, if someone comes to family mass and has a problem with crying kids, it's their problem.

Bring some quiet toys, like stuffed animals or matchbox cars. Promise donuts afterwards and threaten "no donuts" if they misbehave. Follow through on this. (There are free donuts available after our mass, which draws all the families.)

Hold the kid up so he or she can see what's happening. A lot of my kid's annoying behavior was caused by missing out on seeing things. Try to get them involved in the more interesting parts of mass, like exchanging signs of peace or speaking up if they take parishoners' prayers during the prayer of the faithful.

If the kid acts up and is flipping out, don't be afraid to pick him or her up and walk out. Our church is in NYC and doesn't have a crying room, so I literally had to take my younger kid outside 5-6 times between ages 3 and 4. Everyone knows it's hard, and it's really only tough for like a year or 18 months.

And geeze - when I go to mass while traveling to parishes in areas that don't have stuff like this, it is full of crazy old gray-haired people and I know the church is going to be shuttered (or doing Spanish mass only) in like 10 years. Don't stop bringing kids to church, it's the only way they might have a chance of doing it once they're an adult.

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Date: September 29th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Vivacious indirect expression locus

We ended up going and it was mostly ok. Brought a coloring book for both of them. Made it to communion but cut out right after. It was a “kids” mass so there were plenty of other kids around and many babies or other kids were making random noise.

I’m still pretty shitty as we’re only going once a month plus holy days of obligation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780674&forum_id=2Firm#49312184)