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Founding Fathers by Clique
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:10 PM Author: cowgod George Washington — Prep/Jock Alexander Hamilton — Loser James Madison — Prep Gouverneur Morris — Prep James Wilson — Loser John Jay — Prep Thomas Jefferson — Prep John Adams — Loser Benjamin Franklin — Nerd Samuel Adams — Loser Patrick Henry — Loser Thomas Paine — Low Loser Nathanael Greene — Loser Henry Knox — Nerd |
Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:21 PM Author: gibberish (?) I really like it here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813332&forum_id=2Firm#49532801) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:24 PM Author: Wes Scantlin Were there any notable scumbags during the Revolution? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813332&forum_id=2Firm#49532809) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:30 AM Author: cowgod Francis Marion was a High Loser who commanded an irregular army of Scumbags. Marion’s men were not produced by the Revolution, they were exposed by it. Clique Theory orthodoxy holds that Scumbags exist prior to ideology and become operational when hierarchy loosens, and the Carolina swamps functioned as a solvent that stripped away residual restraint. These were bodies already trained by deprivation, dampness, and casual violence, for whom liberty was not an idea but a temporary suspension of consequence. Scumbags do not metabolize abstraction, they respond to permission, grievance, and proximity to force. The swamp rewarded endurance, disappearance, and predation while dissolving discipline, paperwork, and permanence. Marion did not reform this material, orthodoxy forbids reform, he merely vectored it outward through scarcity, silence, and selective tolerance. Violence was not condemned, it was aimed. The effectiveness of the force derived from its incompatibility with institutions. When the republic congealed into law, property, and legibility, these bodies became excess matter. History then performed sanitation, recoding Scumbags as rustic patriots, preserving the myth while erasing the mechanism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813332&forum_id=2Firm#49533244) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:36 PM Author: barnabyjones Washington is the greatest prep/jock in world history (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813332&forum_id=2Firm#49532831) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:18 AM Author: cowgod In a 1807 letter to Benjamin Rush, Adams listed Washington’s “talents” in a way that is clearly sarcastic about what made him admired: focusing on looks, height, and fortune rather than intellect or learning: Adams described Washington’s qualities as including a “handsome Face,” a “tall Stature,” “elegant Form,” and “graceful Attitudes and Movement,” then concluded without mentioning reading, thinking, or writing — implicitly mocking the idea that Washington’s greatness came from intellect.
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:31 AM Author: the cathedral of light Aaron Burr called Washington an idiot who couldn't "spell a sentence of common english" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813332&forum_id=2Firm#49533785) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:45 AM Author: barnabyjones yup dumb people lead thousands of men to upset victories over the worlds greatest army and then create a presidency from scratch all the time... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813332&forum_id=2Firm#49533816) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 AM Author: the cathedral of light plenty of high iq commanders (eg burr, hamilton, von steuben). Washington just wasn't one of them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813332&forum_id=2Firm#49533826) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:54 AM Author: barnabyjones not saying he had a high iq. he was far too socially aware - people that smooth rarely break 120. but to say he was an idiot or lacked intellect is silly and speaks more about the insecurities Washington brought out in others than of Washington. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813332&forum_id=2Firm#49533838) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:06 AM Author: cowgod Paine’s published “Letter to George Washington” of 1796: You knew enough of my character to be assured that I could not have deserved imprisonment in France, and without knowing anything more than this you had sufficient ground to have taken some interest for my safety. Every motive arising from recollection of times past ought to have suggested to you the propriety of such a measure. But I cannot find that you have so much as directed any enquiry to be made whether I was in prison or at liberty, dead or alive… In the progress of events you beheld yourself a President in America and me a prisoner in France. You folded your arms, forgot your friend, and became silent. …you have not served America with more disinterestedness, or greater zeal, or more fidelity, than myself… …you rested at home to partake of the advantages. As everything I have been doing in Europe was connected with my wishes for the prosperity of America, I ought to be the more surprised at this conduct… …the presence of a man who might disapprove, and who had credit enough with the Country to be heard and believed, was not wished for… This was the operating motive… |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:43 AM Author: barnabyjones nobody liked paine, including paine. he was a beligerant asshole through and through. Any slander by him is a compliment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813332&forum_id=2Firm#49533812) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:25 AM Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,.. no scumbags? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813332&forum_id=2Firm#49533240) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:25 AM Author: cowgod (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813332&forum_id=2Firm#49533518) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:07 AM Author: Candy Ride James Madison wrote the Constitution. He is obviously a Loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813332&forum_id=2Firm#49533660) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 AM Author: cowgod James Madison was born into wealth, land, and inherited authority, a Prep calibrated before thought. Clique Theory reads this clearly: pedigree, property, and social networks are primary signals, not adornments. He did not hustle for prestige, pen letters to insist on virtue, or plead for recognition. He moved within elite structures preordained to receive him, drafting the Constitution, engineering compromise, and writing the Federalist Papers with quiet authority. Compare this to John Adams, a man of modest birth, constantly performing, anxious to claim his station, forever trying to assert relevance; the archetypal Loser energy. Madison’s power was structural, inherited, and effortlessly exercised, Adams’s was scrabbling, visible, and contingent. Whereas Adams wrote, argued, and campaigned for recognition, Madison built the framework upon which republics operate, invisible yet indispensable. In Clique Theory terms, wealth and pedigree convert Madison’s Prep energy into permanent influence; he did not need to try, and history rewarded him accordingly imho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813332&forum_id=2Firm#49533755) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Candy Ride He is best known for writing a legal document. He is a Loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813332&forum_id=2Firm#49533891) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:54 AM Author: dadgummit ben franklin was clearly scum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813332&forum_id=2Firm#49533839) |