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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Coiffed Water Buffalo | 12/16/25 |
| Mind-boggling flirting dragon depressive | 12/16/25 |
| Coiffed Water Buffalo | 12/16/25 |
| Mind-boggling flirting dragon depressive | 12/16/25 |
| Coiffed Water Buffalo | 12/16/25 |
| Zippy heaven | 12/20/25 |
| pearly vibrant mad-dog skullcap | 12/19/25 |
| dark know-it-all public bath brethren | 12/20/25 |
| arrogant self-centered meetinghouse | 12/19/25 |
| Coiffed Water Buffalo | 12/20/25 |
| arrogant self-centered meetinghouse | 12/20/25 |
| dark know-it-all public bath brethren | 12/20/25 |
| electric affirmative action weed whacker | 12/16/25 |
| dark know-it-all public bath brethren | 12/20/25 |
| electric affirmative action weed whacker | 12/22/25 |
| Dashing church building striped hyena | 12/16/25 |
| Coiffed Water Buffalo | 12/16/25 |
| Dashing church building striped hyena | 12/16/25 |
| Thriller Metal Spot Dingle Berry | 12/16/25 |
| Curious abusive kitty | 12/19/25 |
| Thriller Metal Spot Dingle Berry | 12/19/25 |
| bronze pea-brained whorehouse | 12/20/25 |
| ruddy plaza | 12/16/25 |
| submissive toilet seat stage | 12/16/25 |
| dark know-it-all public bath brethren | 12/20/25 |
| Big crawly ticket booth patrolman | 12/20/25 |
| Infuriating Vivacious Marketing Idea | 12/16/25 |
| contagious cruise ship | 12/20/25 |
| Infuriating Vivacious Marketing Idea | 12/23/25 |
| Mind-boggling flirting dragon depressive | 12/16/25 |
| dark know-it-all public bath brethren | 12/20/25 |
| up-to-no-good gaping | 12/21/25 |
| Mind-boggling flirting dragon depressive | 12/16/25 |
| Big crawly ticket booth patrolman | 12/16/25 |
| Infuriating Vivacious Marketing Idea | 12/19/25 |
| Big crawly ticket booth patrolman | 12/19/25 |
| cobalt fortuitous meteor library | 12/19/25 |
| bateful wagecucks | 12/19/25 |
| Coiffed Water Buffalo | 12/19/25 |
| Pearl adulterous dog poop trump supporter | 12/19/25 |
| Pearl adulterous dog poop trump supporter | 12/19/25 |
| topaz coldplay fan ladyboy | 12/19/25 |
| bateful wagecucks | 12/19/25 |
| useless school cafeteria | 12/19/25 |
| electric affirmative action weed whacker | 12/19/25 |
| Zippy heaven | 12/20/25 |
| cream people who are hurt reading party | 12/22/25 |
| Concupiscible doctorate | 12/19/25 |
| insanely creepy den shitlib | 12/19/25 |
| Angry kitty cat | 12/19/25 |
| Big crawly ticket booth patrolman | 12/19/25 |
| Angry kitty cat | 12/19/25 |
| Stubborn genital piercing personal credit line | 12/20/25 |
| fragrant medicated sweet tailpipe property | 12/19/25 |
| disgusting hairy legs tattoo | 12/19/25 |
| Dashing church building striped hyena | 12/19/25 |
| Shaky Jet Party Of The First Part | 12/20/25 |
| soul-stirring fighting forum | 12/19/25 |
| Curious abusive kitty | 12/19/25 |
| smoky racy feces idea he suggested | 12/19/25 |
| pungent violent parlour | 12/20/25 |
| Wine Diverse Old Irish Cottage Stead | 12/20/25 |
| Big crawly ticket booth patrolman | 12/20/25 |
| dark know-it-all public bath brethren | 12/20/25 |
| Shaky Jet Party Of The First Part | 12/20/25 |
| razzle mother | 12/20/25 |
| swashbuckling station | 12/20/25 |
| insanely creepy den shitlib | 12/20/25 |
| razzle mother | 12/21/25 |
| Pearl adulterous dog poop trump supporter | 12/20/25 |
| up-to-no-good gaping | 12/20/25 |
| arrogant self-centered meetinghouse | 12/21/25 |
| up-to-no-good gaping | 12/22/25 |
| arrogant self-centered meetinghouse | 12/23/25 |
| up-to-no-good gaping | 12/23/25 |
| arousing rose field | 12/22/25 |
| bronze pea-brained whorehouse | 12/22/25 |
| bronze pea-brained whorehouse | 12/23/25 |
| chocolate garrison community account | 12/22/25 |
| cream people who are hurt reading party | 12/22/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Coiffed Water Buffalo 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Mind-boggling flirting dragon depressive This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Coiffed Water Buffalo lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Mind-boggling flirting dragon depressive My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Coiffed Water Buffalo You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Zippy heaven Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: pearly vibrant mad-dog skullcap It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: dark know-it-all public bath brethren Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: arrogant self-centered meetinghouse You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Coiffed Water Buffalo brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: arrogant self-centered meetinghouse glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: dark know-it-all public bath brethren You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: electric affirmative action weed whacker $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: dark know-it-all public bath brethren Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: electric affirmative action weed whacker thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Dashing church building striped hyena 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Coiffed Water Buffalo ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Dashing church building striped hyena investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Thriller Metal Spot Dingle Berry $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Curious abusive kitty I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Thriller Metal Spot Dingle Berry good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: bronze pea-brained whorehouse $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: ruddy plaza six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: submissive toilet seat stage 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: dark know-it-all public bath brethren Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Big crawly ticket booth patrolman what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Infuriating Vivacious Marketing Idea 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: contagious cruise ship me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Infuriating Vivacious Marketing Idea It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Mind-boggling flirting dragon depressive 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: dark know-it-all public bath brethren the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: up-to-no-good gaping Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Mind-boggling flirting dragon depressive I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Big crawly ticket booth patrolman mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Infuriating Vivacious Marketing Idea In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Big crawly ticket booth patrolman yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: cobalt fortuitous meteor library Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: bateful wagecucks 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Coiffed Water Buffalo fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Pearl adulterous dog poop trump supporter A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Pearl adulterous dog poop trump supporter OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: topaz coldplay fan ladyboy A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: bateful wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: useless school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: electric affirmative action weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Zippy heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: cream people who are hurt reading party Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Concupiscible doctorate $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: insanely creepy den shitlib can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Angry kitty cat Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Big crawly ticket booth patrolman nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Angry kitty cat Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Stubborn genital piercing personal credit line You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: fragrant medicated sweet tailpipe property Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: disgusting hairy legs tattoo Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Dashing church building striped hyena damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Shaky Jet Party Of The First Part Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: soul-stirring fighting forum Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Curious abusive kitty 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: smoky racy feces idea he suggested Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: pungent violent parlour 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Wine Diverse Old Irish Cottage Stead 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Big crawly ticket booth patrolman 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: dark know-it-all public bath brethren Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Shaky Jet Party Of The First Part 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: razzle mother literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: swashbuckling station I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: insanely creepy den shitlib so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: razzle mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Pearl adulterous dog poop trump supporter 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: up-to-no-good gaping Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: arrogant self-centered meetinghouse how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: up-to-no-good gaping I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: arrogant self-centered meetinghouse 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: up-to-no-good gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: arousing rose field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: bronze pea-brained whorehouse Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: bronze pea-brained whorehouse $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: chocolate garrison community account $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: cream people who are hurt reading party I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49530537) |