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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
trip flesh home
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sinister associate
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Jfc
gold pit cumskin
  04/08/23
To be fair, I can confirm.
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Cheese-eating canary circlehead
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Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get cau...
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Cheese-eating canary circlehead
  04/09/23
sure bud
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magical chocolate cruise ship
  04/08/23
This is so fucked up.
Flatulent den
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Stimulating step-uncle's house fanboi
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
Smoky 180 trust fund
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
know-it-all headpube
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
Exhilarant Box Office Idea He Suggested
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Cheese-eating canary circlehead
  04/09/23
Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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Sickened locale chad
  03/10/24
TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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overrated fishy native indirect expression
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Big if true
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
Sickened locale chad
  04/08/23
The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
trip flesh home
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Stimulating step-uncle's house fanboi
  04/09/23
Tick tock spaceporn
shimmering ticket booth people who are hurt
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
appetizing talking forum coldplay fan
  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
shimmering ticket booth people who are hurt
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I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
appetizing talking forum coldplay fan
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Cheese-eating canary circlehead
  04/09/23
Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Thriller iridescent immigrant
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
trip flesh home
  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
appetizing talking forum coldplay fan
  05/01/23
couple weeks ago. you?
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Flatulent den
  05/10/23
wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
Odious hall
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new here?
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sinister associate
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
Hot Degenerate
  05/10/23
Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
appetizing talking forum coldplay fan
  05/10/23
I can confirm.
Flatulent den
  05/10/23
throwaway?
Hot Degenerate
  05/10/23
I can't say more.
Flatulent den
  05/10/23
i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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Flatulent den
  05/10/23
yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
Odious hall
  05/10/23
new poaster, first day?
gold pit cumskin
  05/10/23
like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
Odious hall
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This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
geriatric center hominid
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SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
know-it-all headpube
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imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this ...
Hot Degenerate
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this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little ...
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: trip flesh home

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: bespoke balding set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: sinister associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: gold pit cumskin

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: ruddy out-of-control laser beams faggot firefighter

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Cheese-eating canary circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: topaz old irish cottage

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: sinister associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: cerebral wine background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Cheese-eating canary circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: purple supple plaza

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: magical chocolate cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Flatulent den

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Stimulating step-uncle's house fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Smoky 180 trust fund

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: know-it-all headpube

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant Box Office Idea He Suggested

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Cheese-eating canary circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: bull headed curious affirmative action

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Sickened locale chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Thriller iridescent immigrant

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: overrated fishy native indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Anal Base

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Sickened locale chad

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: trip flesh home

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Stimulating step-uncle's house fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: shimmering ticket booth people who are hurt

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: appetizing talking forum coldplay fan

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: shimmering ticket booth people who are hurt

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: appetizing talking forum coldplay fan

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Cheese-eating canary circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: effete khaki principal's office potus

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Angry house striped hyena

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring ungodly preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Thriller iridescent immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: trip flesh home

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: appetizing talking forum coldplay fan

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: trip flesh home

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: trip flesh home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Flatulent den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Odious hall

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Carmine Puppy Range

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: sinister associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Hot Degenerate

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: appetizing talking forum coldplay fan

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Flatulent den

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Hot Degenerate

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Flatulent den

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Hot Degenerate

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Flatulent den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Odious hall

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: gold pit cumskin

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Odious hall

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: geriatric center hominid

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: know-it-all headpube

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Hot Degenerate

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: geriatric center hominid

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring ungodly preventive strike

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Sexy Station Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring ungodly preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: obsidian massive chapel roast beef

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Fragrant Costumed Son Of Senegal Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Hot Degenerate



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Charismatic Stain Hell



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: know-it-all headpube

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Sexy Station Giraffe



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: flirting sooty mexican



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: magical chocolate cruise ship



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: vigorous erotic university digit ratio

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Firm#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: yapping boyish lettuce



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Cheese-eating canary circlehead



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: know-it-all headpube

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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
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