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just listed a house on airbnb for the first time. tips?

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Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  08/31/25
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Bisexual shrine fortuitous meteor
  08/31/25
what about a prominent sign "no kfc for 20 miles"
doobsian jade station candlestick maker
  08/31/25
If I have to approve each booking will I get banned if I jus...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  08/31/25
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Bisexual shrine fortuitous meteor
  08/31/25
cant i just say "whoops didnt see my phone"?
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  08/31/25
Update: first booking is a nigger. LJL
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  09/01/25
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Bisexual shrine fortuitous meteor
  09/01/25
theres like no nigs where i live and the closest major city ...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  09/01/25
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Bisexual shrine fortuitous meteor
  09/01/25
hmm that's no bueno but on the plus side i am in the country...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  09/01/25
did you really base your plan on the idea that people would ...
house-broken national black woman
  09/01/25
well, yes, but also do niggers travel beyond vegas and vario...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  09/02/25
then why the fuck would people who live within driving dista...
house-broken national black woman
  09/02/25
hey its not a shithole
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  09/02/25
so people will want to come from some distance to stay there...
house-broken national black woman
  09/02/25
i dont wanna out myself here but theres a fair amount of sem...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  09/02/25
so you're renting out a country house with no tourist attrac...
house-broken national black woman
  09/02/25
theres plenty of local attractions but nothing major to draw...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  09/02/25
it is cheap and not in the city, that is what draws in guest...
house-broken national black woman
  09/02/25
will you come stay at my house? i can be naked and on my kne...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  09/02/25
a/s/l
house-broken national black woman
  09/02/25
16/f/cali
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  09/02/25
17/f/fl, teehee
house-broken national black woman
  09/02/25
wanna trade boob pics?
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  09/02/25
lmao it's just some random fucking house in the middle of no...
frisky sex offender
  09/02/25
So the first booking (nig) just checked out. She booked it i...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  09/21/25
Lol ur gonna have a bad time if you ever honestly account fo...
marvelous slate indian lodge crotch
  09/21/25
I don't collect things, I collect experiences tp
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  09/21/25
But on a serious note I spend maybe 30 mins to get it in con...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  09/21/25
jfc u are a furking maid, i cld never do that shit just hire...
Red Laughsome Crackhouse
  10/21/25
Update: I have now hosted 18 unique guests. The worst are th...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  10/17/25
so these fucking spics are gonna stiff me on that $20
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  10/19/25
You sound like a good host.
Azure fear-inspiring field friendly grandma
  10/19/25
Ty Amanda Reckonwith, welcome to stay any time.
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  10/19/25
happy it's going well. lol at people leaving GLITTER everyw...
Citrine cruise ship main people
  10/19/25
It's my former residence, built a bigger home. Those glit...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  10/21/25
Update: They ended up paying me $20. I spent it on a book ab...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  11/24/25
how was the book?
Odious volcanic crater gas station
  12/14/25
I'm at the part in the book where he's just leaving Sapporo....
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  12/14/25
Isn't that a risk because they will one star you back
Curious Chartreuse Center Milk
  11/24/25
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Floppy rehab community account
  10/19/25
Are you still working as a lawyer? Do you have any xo Eas...
bat-shit-crazy theater
  10/19/25
Yeah - my target with this is only about $20-30k per year. I...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  10/19/25
The cabin is a great base for your adventures in Green Mount...
bat-shit-crazy theater
  10/20/25
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Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  10/21/25
Just got a $10 cash tip
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  11/18/25
i bet none of your law clients tip for shit
Flushed trump supporter garrison
  11/24/25
Actually got my first LAW TIP of $150 this year lmao not fla...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  11/24/25
Just had my first Chinese guests. There were Chinese takeout...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  11/23/25
Also forgot to add but I am now a super host and guest favor...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  11/24/25
how do people become 'super hosts' and 'guest favorites'? i ...
Flushed trump supporter garrison
  11/24/25
After You get a lot of 5 star reviews you’ll become a ...
Rusted generalized bond
  11/24/25
Check out time is 11 and I saw the guest leave from my peeki...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  11/28/25
FFS. This nig brought his momma and they stole all the compl...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  11/28/25
Had a desi bitch text me with an inquiry in the middle of th...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  12/11/25
they also smell.
animeboi
  07/09/26
just had a nigger and his "disabled veteran" butt ...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  12/14/25
never understood this you work your entire life away and si...
up-to-no-good spectacular business firm
  12/14/25
any other ideas for a second house that's sitting empty? not...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  12/14/25
You would probably make more selling it and letting the mone...
up-to-no-good spectacular business firm
  12/14/25
Can't sell it without a property division and granting an ea...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  12/14/25
Idk, maybe its a nothingburger for you, but the idea of not ...
up-to-no-good spectacular business firm
  12/14/25
texting guests takes minimal effort, cleaning is not that bi...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  12/14/25
so it's going OK overall or what?
Citrine cruise ship main people
  12/14/25
Yeah, so far it's pretty easy and nothing major
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  12/14/25
nice. i think i'd enjoy it too but otoh i don't have any pa...
Citrine cruise ship main people
  12/14/25
traveling nurse thing seems CR and i've been meaning to look...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  12/14/25
what about an asian bachelorette party
thriller parlor reading party
  12/14/25
No, see above re: chinese takeout containers
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  12/14/25
180 - Have you considered hanging a moose’s head on th...
walnut bawdyhouse fanboi
  12/14/25
add “airbnb superhost” to your online dating pro...
bonkers headpube mood
  12/14/25
Have 11 straight nights booked over the holidays, including ...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  12/23/25
Update on this: It was a gay dude who left the place super c...
Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete
  04/03/26
I have now been a super host for 4 consecutive quarters and ...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/09/26
brother, i am rooting for you. tbh i am sort of surprised t...
Kenneth Play
  07/09/26
Luckily the house is too small for parties, there’s no...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/09/26
have you considered putting a pic/bio page in the gay 'house...
t.rick o'treat panama
  07/09/26
I don’t have a house rules book and the only “ru...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/09/26
staying at a bunch of euro airbnb's in a week or so, will po...
t.rick o'treat panama
  07/09/26
Are you traveling with a bunch of other people or kids too o...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/09/26
traveling w/ wife & kid the first week, the airbnb's in ...
t.rick o'treat panama
  07/09/26
Makes sense and sounds like a fun trip.
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/09/26
In my experience euro short term rentals are pretty chill an...
animeboi
  07/09/26


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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Bisexual shrine fortuitous meteor



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: doobsian jade station candlestick maker

what about a prominent sign "no kfc for 20 miles"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49226182)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

If I have to approve each booking will I get banned if I just don't approve niggers or turds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49226183)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Bisexual shrine fortuitous meteor



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

cant i just say "whoops didnt see my phone"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49226210)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

Update: first booking is a nigger. LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49229868)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Bisexual shrine fortuitous meteor



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

theres like no nigs where i live and the closest major city is also very very not nig, so i figured i'd set a lower price to get some good reviews going and then jack it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49229894)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Bisexual shrine fortuitous meteor



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

hmm that's no bueno but on the plus side i am in the countryside and there's not really any "neighbors" per se, maybe i can smoke weed with them lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49229898)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:58 PM
Author: house-broken national black woman

did you really base your plan on the idea that people would come from the nearby areas and not be travelling from far away to your airbnb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49229910)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

well, yes, but also do niggers travel beyond vegas and various carnival cruises? i live in a small town that is mostly white that doesnt have any real major attractions for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49229916)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: house-broken national black woman

then why the fuck would people who live within driving distance book a stay at your shithole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49229921)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

hey its not a shithole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49229926)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: house-broken national black woman

so people will want to come from some distance to stay there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49229928)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

i dont wanna out myself here but theres a fair amount of semi local tourism to this area so i was thinking the majority of bookers will be from nearby city, i dont really think inner city teens will stay here and indeed i havent seen any such demographic when out and about here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49229930)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: house-broken national black woman

so you're renting out a country house with no tourist attractions and hoping for good guests?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49229939)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

theres plenty of local attractions but nothing major to draw in guests from around the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49229941)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: house-broken national black woman

it is cheap and not in the city, that is what draws in guests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49229952)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

will you come stay at my house? i can be naked and on my knees upon checkin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49229953)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: house-broken national black woman

a/s/l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49229956)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

16/f/cali

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49229958)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: house-broken national black woman

17/f/fl, teehee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49229961)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

wanna trade boob pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49229963)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: frisky sex offender

lmao it's just some random fucking house in the middle of nowhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49229960)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

So the first booking (nig) just checked out. She booked it in advance and was actually the fourth guest I've had. They left the place in pretty good condition and I regret the racism. So far I am digging this - I much prefer texting ppl, washing sheets, and vacuuming to being a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49290249)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: marvelous slate indian lodge crotch

Lol ur gonna have a bad time if you ever honestly account for your expenses and time. The first time you have to spend a day unclogging the shitter after a bachelorette weekend you'll more than wipe out ur few hundred dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49290279)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

I don't collect things, I collect experiences tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49290341)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

But on a serious note I spend maybe 30 mins to get it in condition for the next guest. Quick tidy up, vacuum, strip the beds, put new sheets on, wash old sheets, fold em, wash towels, put new towels out, clean the toilet, and that's it. I love the smell of fresh linens and it's 180 compared to seeing how clause 8 of section 4 interacts with section 6.3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49290346)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Red Laughsome Crackhouse

jfc u are a furking maid, i cld never do that shit just hire some furking beaner bitch jfc, cant u add some fraud cleaning fee on airbnb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49363448)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

Update: I have now hosted 18 unique guests. The worst are the fat ones. I just had some fat couple check out and they left glitter EVERYWHERE. There's no getting it all out, but I tried my best.

Some other anecdotes include a couple that sold their hold in another state to move here in an RV and they had a toddler. Not sure what happened but they had some RV issue and they had to stay at my place and the husband locked himself out of the RV and they know absolutely no one here so I ended up giving him a ride back to the airbnb because his wife didn't have the car seat to go get him or something. He put the carseat in my trunk and spilled crumbs and shit everywhere and they left the house totally trashed from their stupid kid, but it felt nice to help people.

Another guy had never recorded a stay on Airbnb and was new to the app. Left the place immaculate and even left a $15 cash tip on the bed.

The most recent guests that left glitter everywhere also left jewelry. I have mailed it to them and invoiced them $20, I already sent it so I am hoping they pay.

I am a licensed lawyer btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49356163)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

so these fucking spics are gonna stiff me on that $20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49360868)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Azure fear-inspiring field friendly grandma

You sound like a good host.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49360872)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

Ty Amanda Reckonwith, welcome to stay any time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49360883)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Citrine cruise ship main people

happy it's going well. lol at people leaving GLITTER everywhere jfc

edit: is this an investment property, or cottage or something? it's not your actual residence is it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49360886)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

It's my former residence, built a bigger home.

Those glitter spics that left the jewelry - I mailed it and it was delivered yesterday, no acknowledgment that they even received it and of course they haven't reimbursed my shipping expense. I think I will give them a couple more days then hit em with DAT ONE STAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49365375)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

Update: They ended up paying me $20. I spent it on a book about some birdshit that walked across Japan in the 70s (https://www.amazon.com/Roads-Sata-2000-Mile-Through-Japan/dp/1568361874) and am awaiting delivery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49457218)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Odious volcanic crater gas station

how was the book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49509353)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

I'm at the part in the book where he's just leaving Sapporo. Still got a ways to go, it takes me forever to get through a book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49509355)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Curious Chartreuse Center Milk

Isn't that a risk because they will one star you back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49457431)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: Floppy rehab community account



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Date: October 19th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy theater

Are you still working as a lawyer?

Do you have any xo Easter eggs in the listing for your bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49360943)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

Yeah - my target with this is only about $20-30k per year. It's too much work to scale this to have more properties and at that point I'd need to hire cleaners and I'd be at risk of a downturn, etc. Right now I wfh right next to it and I just pop over at check out to clean for the next guest, usually take lunch after that, then get back to poasting or billing. No easter eggs, suggestions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49360945)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy theater

The cabin is a great base for your adventures in Green Mountain National Forest, at Stratton, or pretty much wherever you want. It features a renovated kitchen, four big bedrooms, and two livings room. You'll be glad to stay here and see what unfolds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49362433)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 6:24 AM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete



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Date: November 18th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

Just got a $10 cash tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49440755)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Flushed trump supporter garrison

i bet none of your law clients tip for shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49457415)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

Actually got my first LAW TIP of $150 this year lmao not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49457985)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

Just had my first Chinese guests. There were Chinese takeout containers at the top of the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49454380)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

Also forgot to add but I am now a super host and guest favorite. I have 22 5-star reviews. One faggot rated me 4 stars and gave me a "2" for communication, despite the fact he never once contacted me or anything. The fuck was he expecting? My stats show I always respond within an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49457214)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Flushed trump supporter garrison

how do people become 'super hosts' and 'guest favorites'? i thought i saw some airbnb types bitching about superhosts not appearing as promenently in search results or smth like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49457418)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Rusted generalized bond

After You get a lot of 5 star reviews you’ll become a super host. And no, It’s the opposite…super hosts will be more visible in searches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49457423)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

Check out time is 11 and I saw the guest leave from my peeking area in my house and I went over there and the house was cluttered with their shit. So I texted and it's a WGWBG couple and the guy said his mom "thought check out was at 1" and she just arrived at their house for breakfast. I have another guest checking in at 3, if this nig isn't packed up (LJL at them running on time) I'm just gonna bag her shit up and let her come grab it. When is check out ever at 1 anywhere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49467839)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

FFS. This nig brought his momma and they stole all the complimentary water/tea bottles from the fridge and also the aveeno body wash; they LEFT THE FRIDGE DOOR OPEN (granted it was like the drink door and not the full size door but it still allowed warm air into the entire fridge). I mean what the fuck. Are these niggas living in some apartment with the old school big ass white fridge, was this too complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49468296)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

Had a desi bitch text me with an inquiry in the middle of the night "What are the nearby attractions?"

bitch use google bloody benchod. Why do Indian ppl always waste time and ask a million retarded questions? They are a bunch of retarded fucking monkeys and animals have no concept of time or respecting your time. This is why I refuse to take Indian clients for legal matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49502353)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

they also smell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49988046)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

just had a nigger and his "disabled veteran" butt buddy check out and there's fucking dog hair everywhere. not sure what (if anything) i can do about this, they're gonna lie and say it's a service animal cause these childless loser freaks treat their dumbass dog as a surrogate child and take it everywhere with them. i think i can only revise my rules to say no unattended dogs. for the present one i may leave a 1 star review and say i'm highly allergic to dog dander and a head's up would have been appreciated that they were bringing dogs when the listing specifically says no dogs. not only that i have literally 1 rule (lock the door when leaving) and they failed to do that. dumbass fucktarded nigger and cumskin "(mentally) disabled veteran"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49509261)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: up-to-no-good spectacular business firm

never understood this

you work your entire life away and sit on your balls for 20 years to avoid proles, inviting them into your house as you wait on them hand & foot seems insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49509277)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

any other ideas for a second house that's sitting empty? not practical to sell it, don't want a long term tenant since they'll have rights and shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49509279)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: up-to-no-good spectacular business firm

You would probably make more selling it and letting the money sit in a fund

Waiting around for/and/to text retards and cleaning up their excrement and sheddings seems ncr 120 ROI

Your time must be literally worthless to do this, also, someone will eventually wreck the place for fun (kids go around turning out airbnbs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49509294)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

Can't sell it without a property division and granting an easement (which would massively decreased the sales price compared to value). It's tucked into a property with acreage that has other things on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49509301)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: up-to-no-good spectacular business firm

Idk, maybe its a nothingburger for you, but the idea of not dealing with high traffic proledom seems the entire purpose of working/saving money

Why not just give it up to some sort of property management co and just get rent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49509307)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

texting guests takes minimal effort, cleaning is not that big of a deal and i dont wanna give up all my profit to pay some illegal beaner that's gonna do a half assed job when i can just do it myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49509334)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Citrine cruise ship main people

so it's going OK overall or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49509276)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

Yeah, so far it's pretty easy and nothing major

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49509278)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Citrine cruise ship main people

nice. i think i'd enjoy it too but otoh i don't have any patience for any of the stuff you're mentioning. i would just want to cater to young bachelorette parties or college cheerleaders or traveling nurses. i'd be a total gentleman and nice host but just saying those are the guests i would want to interact with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49509314)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

traveling nurse thing seems CR and i've been meaning to look into that. i would prefer more disabled dog niggas than a bachelorette party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49509337)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: thriller parlor reading party

what about an asian bachelorette party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49509340)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

No, see above re: chinese takeout containers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49509342)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: walnut bawdyhouse fanboi

180 - Have you considered hanging a moose’s head on the wall and hiring a bellman from Barcelona?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49509312)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: bonkers headpube mood

add “airbnb superhost” to your online dating profile and the asian hiking girlfriends will queue at your door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49509378)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

Have 11 straight nights booked over the holidays, including Christmas and NYE. A single guest is checking in for 3 nights. Seems a bit odd, hope he doesn't kill himself over Christmas. Should I invite him over to my place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49534446)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic alpha keepsake machete

Update on this: It was a gay dude who left the place super clean and had some faggy friends over, no clear signs of buttsex.

Also after about 8 months I got my first turdskin that booked the place. Wish me luck bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49791571)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:55 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

I have now been a super host for 4 consecutive quarters and Airbnb has rewarded me with a $100 airbnb credit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49987939)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

brother, i am rooting for you. tbh i am sort of surprised this is working out as well as it seems to be. otoh i have friends with an airbnb beach house and it's been very profitable for them - thing is, they dodge some of the unfavorable renters by virtue of the high price

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49987943)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Luckily the house is too small for parties, there’s no teens where I live, and overall it’s just families or people in town for sports or weddings or what have you. It’s a relatively affluent suburb. It’s not really worth the effort based on my lawyer hourly rate but it’s good to diversify and have a second income stream and I’ve got my kids doing most of the cleaning now and I pay em like $25 each

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49988003)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama

have you considered putting a pic/bio page in the gay 'house rules' book letting people know the cleaning lady is a guatemalan 'immigrant' ? might increase your tips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49988019)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

I don’t have a house rules book and the only “rule” listed in the app is please lock the door after check out and half these retards cant even do that. People that make a binder of bullshit are deluding themselves nobody reads all that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49988022)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama

staying at a bunch of euro airbnb's in a week or so, will post any ridiculous binder requests from the hosts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49988102)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Are you traveling with a bunch of other people or kids too old to share a bed? Airbnb seems more expensive and more hassle than hotels these days and only seems worth it if you need extra space.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49988107)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama

traveling w/ wife & kid the first week, the airbnb's in paris and barcelona were price competitive with any decent hotel and we get a lot more space / option to do simple meals if we want.

we will use a marriot in madrid when we drop off the kid at the music school, then another airbnb for us in palma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49988116)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Makes sense and sounds like a fun trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49988119)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

In my experience euro short term rentals are pretty chill and don't ask you to do bullshit like in the US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Firm#49988202)