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Having hair in your 40s is a bigger flex than I ever imagined

These poor guys going to Turkey for hair transplants, wearin...
Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster
  10/13/25
don't b mean 2 boOr
Transparent swashbuckling shrine athletic conference
  10/13/25
He's not going to Turkey for hair transplants. He's going to...
drab set
  10/13/25
I did get a hair transplant there in between my stay at a be...
Thriller liquid oxygen
  10/13/25
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stirring piazza quadroon
  10/14/25
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dark hall dog poop
  10/14/25
65376537637
Odious indirect expression
  10/20/25
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Judas Jones
  02/04/26
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Quality Learing Center alumnus
  02/04/26
Huh? I have a full head of Russian hair.
Thriller liquid oxygen
  10/13/25
Sure bud, sure
Transparent swashbuckling shrine athletic conference
  10/14/25
don't b mean 2 OYT
Burgundy vigorous kitchen queen of the night
  10/13/25
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talking cuckold
  10/13/25
not flame its basically like being an amputee noone ever le...
talking cuckold
  10/13/25
Speaking from my own experience 5'9 will absolutely overwhel...
Stimulating national gaping
  10/13/25
Your job has more to do with it than height. 5'9" with ...
Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster
  10/13/25
I make more than most lawyers
Stimulating national gaping
  10/13/25
How much do you make?
Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster
  10/13/25
...
Stimulating national gaping
  10/13/25
BIGLOCOMOTIVE, that's amazing man congrats
Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster
  10/13/25
I know you mean that, and thank you! But like I said, I did...
Stimulating national gaping
  10/13/25
i have legit really long hair now and women actually like it...
aromatic useless brakes address
  10/13/25
Yeah it's called the awkward phase. I'm currently growing ou...
Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster
  10/13/25
180 but don't you have curly hair since you're jewish? how d...
aromatic useless brakes address
  10/13/25
Not Jewish my man!
Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster
  10/13/25
I know a guy in Russia whose father is an oligarch and he do...
Thriller liquid oxygen
  10/13/25
When you've reached your full, peak manhood, the head on you...
Saffron disturbing laser beams
  10/13/25
what if i have a hairy dick but am bald. am i going to make ...
bright chad
  10/13/25
No that's fucked up.
Saffron disturbing laser beams
  10/13/25
...
Startled amethyst brethren
  10/13/25
I still have a full head of luxurious hair. The only other g...
180 autistic messiness
  10/13/25
what about your Backlog?
aromatic useless brakes address
  10/13/25
?
180 autistic messiness
  10/13/25
Being bald would be fucking horrible.
maroon dilemma police squad
  10/13/25
I would seriously kill myself esp if I started balding in my...
Pearl sticky stage hissy fit
  10/13/25
I am not sure I would kill myself, but it would be horrible....
maroon dilemma police squad
  10/13/25
Honestly, it might be better to go bald at a younger age. I ...
maroon dilemma police squad
  10/13/25
This is CR because you get used to it and don’t associ...
Exhilarant flushed station
  10/13/25
I wouldn't know
Adventurous stain
  10/13/25
At my firm I was really tight with a paralegal and a few mal...
galvanic peach incel
  10/13/25
Lol
Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster
  10/13/25
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big-titted masturbator wrinkle
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Saffron disturbing laser beams
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beady-eyed coiffed casino
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naked cerebral main people
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Paralegal Mohammad
  02/04/26
Bald ppl still can get ass. Same thing with short people. Yo...
Irradiated mahogany lay
  10/13/25
Not true
Adventurous stain
  10/13/25
Cr
Stimulating national gaping
  10/13/25
sure it is. you can't get laid bc you are a fagnut, it has n...
Irradiated mahogany lay
  10/14/25
sure and eating dirt is still eating
sealclubber
  02/04/26
OP just seems bald to me. OP, post a pic of your vertex unde...
Know-it-all bespoke senate
  10/13/25
No, here's the ChatGPT analysis though. I can’t id...
Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster
  10/14/25
You sound bald as fuck
Dashing Nowag Windowlicker
  10/14/25
Irl having even a little recession means it’s a disast...
Know-it-all bespoke senate
  10/14/25
lol ok baldy
Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster
  10/14/25
Post your Vertex champ
Know-it-all bespoke senate
  10/14/25
i agree with this
Cream out-of-control mood
  10/14/25
I’m not reading any of this fucking crap.
pearly principal's office
  10/14/25
His phenotype sucks anyway. They always do. He has no idea h...
Know-it-all bespoke senate
  10/14/25
OP is a sleazy arab with his 5 remaining strands of hair com...
Dashing Nowag Windowlicker
  10/14/25
r/bald is one of the most depressing places on the internet
Orange excitant scourge upon the earth
  10/14/25
r/tressless is worse afaik
Know-it-all bespoke senate
  10/14/25
And why do you know this?
Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster
  10/14/25
This is exactly how we know you’re a lib (and Bald)
Know-it-all bespoke senate
  10/14/25
You know I'm a lib because you read forums where men complai...
Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster
  10/14/25
https://www.reddit.com/r/mdu/comments/g0wlp8/my_vertex/
Know-it-all bespoke senate
  10/14/25
That's what mine looks like now. If that was the State of yo...
Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster
  10/14/25
Unlike yours, mine does not Decay from Time
Know-it-all bespoke senate
  10/14/25
MY vertex
Concupiscible garrison
  10/14/25
im well into 40s and havent lost a single strand of hair, ha...
garnet high-end ape
  10/14/25
Plenty of bald turds out there
Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster
  10/14/25
cause they adopt birdsiht cuilture but tbf poast a bald turd...
garnet high-end ape
  10/14/25
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/02/20/business/20CORNER...
Know-it-all bespoke senate
  10/14/25
dats cause he was in the holocaust, saar
garnet high-end ape
  10/15/25
I would rather be bald af than have turd DNA
Adventurous stain
  10/15/25
https://mattsko.com/2019/12/05/indian-muscle-men/
garnet high-end ape
  10/15/25
Since I've gotten hair transplant girls in their 20s no long...
Thriller liquid oxygen
  10/15/25
You’re 5’4, your hairline and hair color are of ...
Adventurous stain
  10/15/25
I'm late 20s and have my first grays (they're basically whit...
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  10/16/25
had no idea you were so young. awww widdle baby!
Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster
  10/16/25
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magical famous landscape painting bbw
  10/16/25
going to Turkey doesn't seem that bad. they probably turn i...
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  02/04/26
Wouldn't know
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  02/04/26


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Date: October 13th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster

These poor guys going to Turkey for hair transplants, wearing hats all the time, doing weird shit like spraying their hair or taking pills. It's a huge issue it turns out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347052)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Transparent swashbuckling shrine athletic conference

don't b mean 2 boOr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347070)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: drab set

He's not going to Turkey for hair transplants. He's going to get apartment and a whore cheaply while working 20 night shifts in a row and then having 2 weeks off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347098)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Thriller liquid oxygen

I did get a hair transplant there in between my stay at a beach resort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347112)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: stirring piazza quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49348290)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: dark hall dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49348915)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Odious indirect expression

65376537637

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49361559)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49646229)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49646234)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Thriller liquid oxygen

Huh? I have a full head of Russian hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347107)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 6:48 AM
Author: Transparent swashbuckling shrine athletic conference

Sure bud, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347898)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Burgundy vigorous kitchen queen of the night

don't b mean 2 OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347105)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: talking cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347072)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: talking cuckold

not flame its basically like being an amputee

noone ever lets you live it down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347074)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Stimulating national gaping

Speaking from my own experience 5'9 will absolutely overwhelm that advantage

I one time was hired by BNSF Railroad to be a locomotive mechanic, a job I ended up turning down. The lady administering the hair follicle drug test told me I had the thickest hair she had ever tested. "How many people have you tested?" "1000-2000"

Again at 5'9 it hasn't helped much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347090)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster

Your job has more to do with it than height. 5'9" with thick hair and a better job would do just fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347133)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Stimulating national gaping

I make more than most lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347149)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster

How much do you make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347166)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Stimulating national gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347653)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster

BIGLOCOMOTIVE, that's amazing man congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347662)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Stimulating national gaping

I know you mean that, and thank you!

But like I said, I didnt take the job.

Ended up an ironworker instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347680)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: aromatic useless brakes address

i have legit really long hair now and women actually like it

i was doubting myself when i had it long but not Actually Long and i was getting bad feedback. but apparently you just gotta Fully Commit to it and it starts looking good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347108)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster

Yeah it's called the awkward phase. I'm currently growing out the top while keeping the sides and back as short as possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347137)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: aromatic useless brakes address

180 but don't you have curly hair since you're jewish? how does that work when it gets really long?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347146)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster

Not Jewish my man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347151)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Thriller liquid oxygen

I know a guy in Russia whose father is an oligarch and he documented on Instagram how he got a hair transplant. He also did it at a crappy clinic unlike me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347127)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing laser beams

When you've reached your full, peak manhood, the head on your neck should be as bald as the head on your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347141)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: bright chad

what if i have a hairy dick but am bald. am i going to make it?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347173)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing laser beams

No that's fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347213)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Startled amethyst brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347538)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: 180 autistic messiness

I still have a full head of luxurious hair. The only other guy I know in the same boat is similarly faggy. I suspect there's an inverse correlation with the sorts of alpha traits pumos aspire to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347160)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: aromatic useless brakes address

what about your Backlog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347183)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: 180 autistic messiness

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347356)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: maroon dilemma police squad

Being bald would be fucking horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347188)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Pearl sticky stage hissy fit

I would seriously kill myself esp if I started balding in my 20s or early 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347207)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: maroon dilemma police squad

I am not sure I would kill myself, but it would be horrible. When I was younger, I didn't realize how horrible being bald would be. No wonder guys will spend their last dollar to try to patch together some solution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347391)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: maroon dilemma police squad

Honestly, it might be better to go bald at a younger age. I know lots of people who went bald in high school and college. They seem to be doing ok. If you go bald at 40 or 50 imagine how hard that would be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347396)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant flushed station

This is CR because you get used to it and don’t associate it as strongly with aging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347568)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Adventurous stain

I wouldn't know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347214)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: galvanic peach incel

At my firm I was really tight with a paralegal and a few male associates. We had a great crew and were always busting each others balls and playing pranks on each other. One time one of the associates went a bit too far shit-talking the paralegal and probably hurt his feelings. The paralegal made a crack about his hairline in response and the guy just went berserk and was pouting and being a dick about it, writing super-critical passive aggressive emails attacking the paralegal's work for like a month. He wore the guy down and eventually drove him to tears and I had to squash the beef between them while struggling to keep a straight face (because there was definitely some room to work with wrt the guy's hairline lmao).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347252)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347361)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: big-titted masturbator wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347542)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347546)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed coiffed casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347659)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 6:49 AM
Author: naked cerebral main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347901)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49646216)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany lay

Bald ppl still can get ass. Same thing with short people. You can be both and if your not a pussy you can still get laid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347407)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Adventurous stain

Not true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347627)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Stimulating national gaping

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347658)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany lay

sure it is. you can't get laid bc you are a fagnut, it has nothing to do with your hair or height.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49348404)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: sealclubber

sure and eating dirt is still eating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49646282)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Know-it-all bespoke senate

OP just seems bald to me. OP, post a pic of your vertex under harsh bathroom lighting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347686)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster

No, here's the ChatGPT analysis though.

I can’t identify or compare you with others personally, but here’s what I can objectively say based on those angles:

✅ Front & temples: Your frontal density looks very strong — your hairline is mature (slightly receded from a juvenile line, which is normal by mid-30s/40s) but not showing typical pattern recession. The temple points remain filled in, suggesting no significant Norwood 2/3 temporal loss.

✅ Sides: Excellent density and no temporal-parietal thinning. The hair caliber along the sideburn and temporal region looks thick and uniform.

✅ Crown (from prior image): Mild thinning visible only under direct light — not an open bald spot.

Overall summary

You appear to have better-than-average hair retention for your age. On the Norwood scale you’d fall around Stage 2 or below, meaning only a maturing hairline, not balding.

Percentile estimate

Taking all angles together, you’re roughly in the top 20–25 percentile for men in their 40s — meaning about 75-80 % of peers have noticeably more recession or crown loss than you do.

If you maintain scalp health (good sleep, nutrition, mild DHT control, low inflammation), there’s no pressing reason for medical treatment, though light maintenance like topical minoxidil a few times a week or a gentle DHT-blocking shampoo could help preserve density long-term.

Would you like me to outline a low-effort “maintenance plan” designed for someone already in a high-retention percentile like you (diet, products, habits)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347702)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 8:26 AM
Author: Dashing Nowag Windowlicker

You sound bald as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49347998)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Know-it-all bespoke senate

Irl having even a little recession means it’s a disaster a lot of the time. The Alexander Skarsgard receded NW2 but everything’s fine aside that is a Hollywood contrivance. Every actor has it. But irl it portends disaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49348175)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster

lol ok baldy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49348287)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Know-it-all bespoke senate

Post your Vertex champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49348362)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Cream out-of-control mood

i agree with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49348315)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: pearly principal's office

I’m not reading any of this fucking crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49348316)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Know-it-all bespoke senate

His phenotype sucks anyway. They always do. He has no idea how bald he truly is. He also won’t admit to being Liberal even though he is. He won’t admit to any of it. He buries his Bald head in the proverbial sands of Tora Bora

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49348364)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Dashing Nowag Windowlicker

OP is a sleazy arab with his 5 remaining strands of hair combed over his shiny shit colored dome. Vile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49348493)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Orange excitant scourge upon the earth

r/bald is one of the most depressing places on the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49348420)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Know-it-all bespoke senate

r/tressless is worse afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49348544)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster

And why do you know this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49348860)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Know-it-all bespoke senate

This is exactly how we know you’re a lib (and Bald)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49348897)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster

You know I'm a lib because you read forums where men complain about being bald as they cry themselves to sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49348898)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Know-it-all bespoke senate

https://www.reddit.com/r/mdu/comments/g0wlp8/my_vertex/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49349185)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster

That's what mine looks like now. If that was the State of your Vertex 6 years ago that is not good brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49349195)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Know-it-all bespoke senate

Unlike yours, mine does not Decay from Time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49349288)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible garrison

MY vertex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49349306)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: garnet high-end ape

im well into 40s and havent lost a single strand of hair, having turd DNA is furking simply magical...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49348899)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster

Plenty of bald turds out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49348903)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: garnet high-end ape

cause they adopt birdsiht cuilture but tbf poast a bald turd, like google, msft ceo i dont think bald oh nevermind the msft dood is but not sure that was bald or he just shaved head early on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49349006)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Know-it-all bespoke senate

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/02/20/business/20CORNER/20CORNER-superJumbo-v2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49349144)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: garnet high-end ape

dats cause he was in the holocaust, saar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49351174)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Adventurous stain

I would rather be bald af than have turd DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49351100)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: garnet high-end ape

https://mattsko.com/2019/12/05/indian-muscle-men/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49351175)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Thriller liquid oxygen

Since I've gotten hair transplant girls in their 20s no longer ask my age, they just assume I'm a little older than them without anything outrageous. But once I start going Grey the next step will be coloring hair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49351513)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Adventurous stain

You’re 5’4, your hairline and hair color are of no consequence, completely irrelevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49352023)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:28 AM
Author: magical famous landscape painting bbw

I'm late 20s and have my first grays (they're basically white), but very thick hair and I'm pretty blonde anyway so it's not noticeable usually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49352307)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless base toaster

had no idea you were so young. awww widdle baby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49353147)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: magical famous landscape painting bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49354578)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

going to Turkey doesn't seem that bad. they probably turn it into a little mini-vacay to Istanbul, buy a rug, get some plugs. a few day burden for a lifetime of hair.

it's weird how Americans need to go there for reasonably priced transplants though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49646220)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Tenterhooks

Wouldn't know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2Firm#49646238)