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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
excitant international law enforcement agency
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Obsidian out-of-control market
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HOW much younger
Lascivious Fanboi Psychic
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
excitant international law enforcement agency
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Obsidian out-of-control market
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Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
excitant international law enforcement agency
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Obsidian out-of-control market
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Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
at-the-ready regret hairy legs
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Alcoholic toilet seat station
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Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
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  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Unhinged Church Building
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Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
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Blathering meetinghouse
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Bateful Whorehouse
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supple theater messiness
  10/10/14
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irradiated grizzly pozpig associate
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laughing so hard at this
Crawly splenetic theater stage therapy
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
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  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
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Blathering meetinghouse
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Bearded Degenerate
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
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  10/11/14
?
Laughsome twinkling library roast beef
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imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
fragrant orchestra pit police squad
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180 insanely creepy dopamine wrinkle
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
Razzle-dazzle glassy tattoo
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At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Boyish state
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racy sepia nursing home yarmulke
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lol
Big-titted navy cruise ship
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
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Obsidian out-of-control market
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brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Lascivious Fanboi Psychic
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Blathering meetinghouse
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Aromatic Poppy Parlour
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Slimy Sickened Box Office
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  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
at-the-ready regret hairy legs
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
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  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
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  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
excitant international law enforcement agency
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Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
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Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
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pale base
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
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Shrewd
odious hunting ground
  10/09/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
puce people who are hurt twinkling uncleanness
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...
Unhinged Church Building
  10/09/14
180
flickering ratface
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180
fluffy mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
180^180
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
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Multi-colored zombie-like hissy fit
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
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Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
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Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Lascivious Fanboi Psychic
  10/09/14
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Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Domesticated flatulent sound barrier double fault
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Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
bistre cerebral wagecucks
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Unhinged Church Building
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Laughsome twinkling library roast beef
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No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
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wildly underrated
bronze passionate house
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Bossy stage newt
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geriatric beta stage
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You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
diverse hyperactive juggernaut abode
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Motley menage crotch
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Motley menage crotch
  10/08/16
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soul-stirring effete water buffalo
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Laughsome twinkling library roast beef
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?
massive ivory famous landscape painting office
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it's a serious issue bro
Laughsome twinkling library roast beef
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(xo 2014)
Unholy french chef elastic band
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or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
abusive magenta new version
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Stirring Hell Goal In Life
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180
Hairraiser garrison
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Slap-happy Lay Ceo
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Laughsome twinkling library roast beef
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Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
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Aromatic Poppy Parlour
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
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Obsidian out-of-control market
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Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
razzmatazz headpube
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Obsidian out-of-control market
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1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Slap-happy Lay Ceo
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Obsidian out-of-control market
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Obsidian out-of-control market
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
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Obsidian out-of-control market
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And 10/10 xo women
up-to-no-good dog poop locale
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Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
up-to-no-good dog poop locale
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Obsidian out-of-control market
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jet-lagged gay wizard senate
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Galvanic Deer Antler
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Obsidian out-of-control market
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exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Galvanic Deer Antler
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Obsidian out-of-control market
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Blathering meetinghouse
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Galvanic Deer Antler
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
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UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
excitant international law enforcement agency
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lol
bistre cerebral wagecucks
  10/09/14
180
Laughsome twinkling library roast beef
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lmao
indigo selfie
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tyft
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
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Lol
Obsidian out-of-control market
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...
Costumed Dilemma Multi-billionaire
  10/09/14
This is good.
Electric bbw
  10/09/14
180 billion
Slap-happy Lay Ceo
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Unhinged Church Building
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Maize karate love of her life
  10/09/14
...
Aromatic Poppy Parlour
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Adventurous flirting national toaster
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...
Multi-colored zombie-like hissy fit
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Glittery school
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Titillating Lime Shitlib
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
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  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
spectacular athletic conference legal warrant
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Cruel-hearted faggot firefighter digit ratio
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(Guy who needs to STFU)
histrionic boltzmann kitty
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
excitant international law enforcement agency
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
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Obsidian out-of-control market
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histrionic boltzmann kitty
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Blathering meetinghouse
  10/27/14
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Unhinged Church Building
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
adulterous chad
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
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  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Motley menage crotch
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Electric bbw
  10/09/14
titcr
histrionic boltzmann kitty
  10/09/14
...
Electric bbw
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
bistre cerebral wagecucks
  10/09/14
...
Multi-colored zombie-like hissy fit
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Galvanic Deer Antler
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
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get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
abusive magenta new version
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
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  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
excitant international law enforcement agency
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
bistre cerebral wagecucks
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Slimy Sickened Box Office
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
adulterous chad
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Electric bbw
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
supple theater messiness
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
adulterous chad
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
supple theater messiness
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Arrogant stain roommate
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Cream Pistol
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
hateful heaven generalized bond
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Impertinent vibrant kitty cat ape
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Galvanic Deer Antler
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
pontificating violent tank jew
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Galvanic Deer Antler
  10/09/14
...
Domesticated flatulent sound barrier double fault
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...
Obsidian out-of-control market
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...
histrionic boltzmann kitty
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
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  10/09/14
...
High-end Appetizing Native
  10/09/14
...
Coral Immigrant Persian
  10/12/14
1800000000
Ultramarine Floppy Rehab
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Laughsome twinkling library roast beef
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
High-end Appetizing Native
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
bistre cerebral wagecucks
  10/09/14
...
Aromatic Poppy Parlour
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Laughsome twinkling library roast beef
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Electric bbw
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
jet-lagged gay wizard senate
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
bearded henna resort
  10/09/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
hateful heaven generalized bond
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
excitant international law enforcement agency
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Laughsome twinkling library roast beef
  10/09/14
fuckk me
excitant international law enforcement agency
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Laughsome twinkling library roast beef
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Motley menage crotch
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Galvanic Deer Antler
  10/09/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Bearded Degenerate
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
histrionic boltzmann kitty
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
stimulating center
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Unholy french chef elastic band
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
jet-lagged gay wizard senate
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
bistre cerebral wagecucks
  10/09/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Maize karate love of her life
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Motley menage crotch
  10/09/14
...
Motley menage crotch
  10/10/14
...
Slap-happy Lay Ceo
  10/09/14
i could see it
Laughsome twinkling library roast beef
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
cracking gas station doctorate
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/09/14
...
Aromatic Poppy Parlour
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
honey-headed foreskin
  06/27/16
...
bat-shit-crazy wonderful candlestick maker
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Galvanic Deer Antler
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Frozen disrespectful friendly grandma brunch
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Lavender masturbator community account
  10/10/14
WTF?
indigo selfie
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
excitant international law enforcement agency
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
indigo selfie
  10/10/14
...
Laughsome twinkling library roast beef
  10/10/14
120
Ultramarine Floppy Rehab
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Unholy french chef elastic band
  10/10/14
...
Electric bbw
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/10/14
...
Galvanic Deer Antler
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
up-to-no-good dog poop locale
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Slimy Sickened Box Office
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Slimy Sickened Box Office
  10/10/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
gay principal's office
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
excitant international law enforcement agency
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
abusive magenta new version
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
puce people who are hurt twinkling uncleanness
  10/10/14
...
Dashing kitchen partner
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Swashbuckling apoplectic sanctuary
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Laughsome twinkling library roast beef
  10/10/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/10/14
...
Electric bbw
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Provocative cheese-eating point
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Laughsome twinkling library roast beef
  10/10/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Electric bbw
  10/10/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Embarrassed to the bone university
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Slimy Sickened Box Office
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
diverse hyperactive juggernaut abode
  10/10/14
180
metal fantasy-prone rigor pit
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
misanthropic light church ladyboy
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Aromatic Poppy Parlour
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Bearded Degenerate
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
diverse hyperactive juggernaut abode
  10/10/14
...
Aromatic Poppy Parlour
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Beady-eyed Fighting Windowlicker Jewess
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
bistre cerebral wagecucks
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/10/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/10/14
...
Aromatic Poppy Parlour
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Swashbuckling apoplectic sanctuary
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
excitant international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
thriller snowy incel casino
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Mustard Indecent Mediation Site
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
excitant international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
omg
Bearded Degenerate
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
contagious doobsian chapel
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
buff comical old irish cottage
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
bat-shit-crazy wonderful candlestick maker
  10/11/14
...
Laughsome twinkling library roast beef
  10/11/14
...
buff comical old irish cottage
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
violent concupiscible knife laser beams
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...
Aromatic Poppy Parlour
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Crawly splenetic theater stage therapy
  10/18/14
...
Umber public bath mother
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
twisted misunderstood ticket booth gaming laptop
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
yellow vigorous mexican school cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
...
Blathering meetinghouse
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Big dun travel guidebook bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
buff comical old irish cottage
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Bearded Degenerate
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Big dun travel guidebook bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
Motley menage crotch
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Unhinged Church Building
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Slimy Sickened Box Office
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
...
Swollen anal property mental disorder
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
...
Dashing kitchen partner
  10/11/14
...
Aromatic Poppy Parlour
  10/11/14
...
Unhinged Church Building
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Blathering meetinghouse
  10/27/14
lmfao
Copper free-loading nibblets striped hyena
  10/11/14
amazing
heady cobalt macaca
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Electric bbw
  10/11/14
180
bistre cerebral wagecucks
  10/11/14
...
Domesticated flatulent sound barrier double fault
  10/11/14
...
Aromatic Poppy Parlour
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Blathering meetinghouse
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Hideous antidepressant drug party of the first part
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
twisted misunderstood ticket booth gaming laptop
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
buff comical old irish cottage
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Unhinged Church Building
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
yellow vigorous mexican school cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
violent concupiscible knife laser beams
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
painfully honest spot reading party
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
flickering ratface
  03/28/16
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Exciting violet faggotry
  10/11/14
...
territorial range legend
  10/11/14
...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/11/14
plz poast
smoky son of senegal
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
territorial range legend
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
jet-lagged gay wizard senate
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
aggressive personal credit line
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Cream Pistol
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Electric bbw
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Unhinged Church Building
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Cream Pistol
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
excitant international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Slimy Sickened Box Office
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Overrated Trump Supporter
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
hot flushed jap
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Motley menage crotch
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
jet-lagged gay wizard senate
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
up-to-no-good dog poop locale
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Electric bbw
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Dashing kitchen partner
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
lol 180
Unhinged Church Building
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
aggressive personal credit line
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
...
Sadistic razzle step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
up-to-no-good dog poop locale
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
maniacal address national security agency
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Alcoholic Ebony Haunted Graveyard Area
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Alcoholic Ebony Haunted Graveyard Area
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Lascivious Fanboi Psychic
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Red business firm
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
up-to-no-good dog poop locale
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Ultramarine Floppy Rehab
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Bearded Degenerate
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Red business firm
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Olive curious milk
  10/11/14
keeping it real
maniacal address national security agency
  10/11/14
...
jet-lagged gay wizard senate
  10/11/14
cr
wild bonkers death wish home
  10/11/14
Amen.
Arousing Parlor Main People
  10/11/14
lol cr
Bossy stage newt
  10/11/14
...
supple theater messiness
  10/11/14
...
Unhinged Church Building
  10/11/14
...
Aromatic Poppy Parlour
  10/11/14
...
Blathering meetinghouse
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Cream Pistol
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
High-end Appetizing Native
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Cream Pistol
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Bearded Degenerate
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Cream Pistol
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Bearded Degenerate
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Cream Pistol
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
High-end Appetizing Native
  10/11/14
180
Mind-boggling Silver Dysfunction Field
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Cream Pistol
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Irate tanning salon
  10/11/14
...
High-end Appetizing Native
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
aggressive personal credit line
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
High-end Appetizing Native
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Cream Pistol
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Electric bbw
  10/11/14
...
up-to-no-good dog poop locale
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Ultramarine Floppy Rehab
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Motley menage crotch
  10/11/14
lol
vivacious hall
  10/11/14
underrated
adulterous chad
  10/11/14
...
shimmering stead fat ankles
  10/12/14
...
Blathering meetinghouse
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Marvelous piazza black woman
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
...
Electric bbw
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Marvelous piazza black woman
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Marvelous piazza black woman
  10/11/14
...
Blathering meetinghouse
  10/27/14
lol
talented garnet plaza
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
bat-shit-crazy wonderful candlestick maker
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
Chestnut trailer park
  10/11/14
...
federal potus mad cow disease
  10/11/14
180
Overrated Trump Supporter
  10/11/14
180
Lascivious Fanboi Psychic
  10/11/14
180
Unhinged Church Building
  10/11/14
...
supple theater messiness
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Ruby theatre brethren
  10/11/14
...
Pungent Medicated Locus Cumskin
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Unhinged Church Building
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Boyish state
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
excitant international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
aggressive personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
Laughsome twinkling library roast beef
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
180
Overrated Trump Supporter
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
aggressive personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
aggressive personal credit line
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Arrogant stain roommate
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Very Tactful Stubborn Internal Respiration Depressive
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
up-to-no-good dog poop locale
  10/11/14
...
Slimy Sickened Box Office
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/11/14
...
Blathering meetinghouse
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
Go on...
Blathering meetinghouse
  10/27/14
...
Arrogant stain roommate
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Slimy Sickened Box Office
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Charismatic Coiffed Hospital Lettuce
  10/11/14
...
Slimy Sickened Box Office
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Very Tactful Stubborn Internal Respiration Depressive
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Charismatic Coiffed Hospital Lettuce
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Motley menage crotch
  10/11/14
...
violent concupiscible knife laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Aromatic Poppy Parlour
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
deranged cuckoldry space
  10/12/14
...
Blathering meetinghouse
  10/27/14
...
shimmering stead fat ankles
  10/12/14
...
Blathering meetinghouse
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
contagious doobsian chapel
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
supple theater messiness
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Very Tactful Stubborn Internal Respiration Depressive
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Unhinged Church Building
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Blathering meetinghouse
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Lascivious Fanboi Psychic
  10/11/14
...
Salmon harsh set marketing idea
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
balding forum private investor
  10/11/14
...
Salmon harsh set marketing idea
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/11/14
...
Laughsome twinkling library roast beef
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Costumed Dilemma Multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
twisted misunderstood ticket booth gaming laptop
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
contagious doobsian chapel
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
excitant international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Unhinged Church Building
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Arrogant stain roommate
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
up-to-no-good dog poop locale
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
...
burgundy goyim scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
blue gaping
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Exciting violet faggotry
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Exciting violet faggotry
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
excitant international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
Soggy canary puppy
  10/11/14
...
Unholy french chef elastic band
  10/11/14
...
Aromatic Poppy Parlour
  10/11/14
Oh my
Slimy Sickened Box Office
  10/11/14
omg
Lemon Patrolman
  10/11/14
...
Pearl turdskin
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Unhinged Church Building
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
aggressive personal credit line
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Slimy Sickened Box Office
  10/11/14
...
Aromatic Poppy Parlour
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
bistre cerebral wagecucks
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
Lemon Patrolman
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Pearly
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
rusted
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
diverse hyperactive juggernaut abode
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Soggy canary puppy
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
thriller snowy incel casino
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous piazza black woman
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
...
Coral Immigrant Persian
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
misanthropic light church ladyboy
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
dingle berry
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
...
supple theater messiness
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Stirring Hell Goal In Life
  10/11/14
wtf
fiercely-loyal
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
zippy deep affirmative action
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
thriller snowy incel casino
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
zippy deep affirmative action
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
Chestnut trailer park
  10/11/14
...
Unhinged Church Building
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Unhinged Church Building
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
diverse hyperactive juggernaut abode
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Very Tactful Stubborn Internal Respiration Depressive
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
metal fantasy-prone rigor pit
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Very Tactful Stubborn Internal Respiration Depressive
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
thriller snowy incel casino
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Pearly
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Very Tactful Stubborn Internal Respiration Depressive
  10/11/14
...
Unhinged Church Building
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Arrogant stain roommate
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Pearly
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
Chestnut trailer park
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
...
Unhinged Church Building
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
drunken shivering
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Saffron Sweet Tailpipe
  11/21/15
...
Charismatic Coiffed Hospital Lettuce
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
gtfo
jet-lagged gay wizard senate
  10/12/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
  10/11/14
Holy shit
twisted misunderstood ticket booth gaming laptop
  10/11/14
?
pontificating violent tank jew
  10/11/14
...
Sooty
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
plum trust fund giraffe
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Ultramarine Floppy Rehab
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
plum trust fund giraffe
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
Lemon Patrolman
  10/11/14
...
Sooty
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Green self-absorbed
  10/11/14
lol
Unhinged Church Building
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
supple theater messiness
  10/12/14
180
Sandwich Feces
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
excitant international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
120
topaz den halford
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Slimy Sickened Box Office
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
supple theater messiness
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
supple theater messiness
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
up-to-no-good dog poop locale
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
avocado idea he suggested rigpig
  10/12/14
...
buff comical old irish cottage
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Maize karate love of her life
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
High-end Appetizing Native
  10/12/14
...
Exciting violet faggotry
  12/06/14
...
buff comical old irish cottage
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
hyperventilating skinny woman
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
carnelian volcanic crater
  10/12/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
excitant international law enforcement agency
  10/12/14
Well!?
Costumed Dilemma Multi-billionaire
  10/12/14
...
buff comical old irish cottage
  10/12/14
plz respond
High-end Appetizing Native
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
massive ivory famous landscape painting office
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
violent concupiscible knife laser beams
  10/12/14
Well?
misanthropic light church ladyboy
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
learning disabled pisswyrm
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
pontificating violent tank jew
  10/12/14
180000000
Overrated Trump Supporter
  10/12/14
??
indigo selfie
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Aromatic Poppy Parlour
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Mahogany Nowag
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
bistre cerebral wagecucks
  10/12/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/12/14
K, ty.
bistre cerebral wagecucks
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
bistre cerebral wagecucks
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
excitant international law enforcement agency
  10/12/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/12/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
jet-lagged gay wizard senate
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
pontificating violent tank jew
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/12/14
...
Slimy Sickened Box Office
  10/12/14
...
liquid oxygen
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Charismatic Coiffed Hospital Lettuce
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
maniacal address national security agency
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Maize karate love of her life
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Cream Pistol
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Ultramarine Floppy Rehab
  10/12/14
please continue
shimmering stead fat ankles
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
High-end Appetizing Native
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Charismatic Coiffed Hospital Lettuce
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Frum Nighttime Coldplay Fan
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/12/14
...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Bearded Degenerate
  10/12/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Aqua voyeur
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
excitant international law enforcement agency
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Aqua voyeur
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
excitant international law enforcement agency
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Big dun travel guidebook bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Frum Nighttime Coldplay Fan
  10/12/14
ty
Motley menage crotch
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Frum Nighttime Coldplay Fan
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Aqua voyeur
  10/12/14
And scene.
supple theater messiness
  10/12/14
nigger
Motley menage crotch
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
supple theater messiness
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
supple theater messiness
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Aqua voyeur
  10/12/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/12/14
...
Alcoholic Ebony Haunted Graveyard Area
  10/12/14
...
supple theater messiness
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/12/14
...
thriller snowy incel casino
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Cream Pistol
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
boiling water
  10/12/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
Duck-like Gold Codepig
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
fiercely-loyal
  10/12/14
You don't?
odious hunting ground
  10/12/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
excitant international law enforcement agency
  10/12/14
...
Charismatic Coiffed Hospital Lettuce
  10/12/14
wtf
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Marvelous piazza black woman
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Marvelous piazza black woman
  10/12/14
...
avocado idea he suggested rigpig
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Hideous antidepressant drug party of the first part
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Marvelous piazza black woman
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Pearly
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Marvelous piazza black woman
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Hideous antidepressant drug party of the first part
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Bearded Degenerate
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Laughsome twinkling library roast beef
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
abusive magenta new version
  10/12/14
...
Boyish state
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
hateful heaven generalized bond
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Motley menage crotch
  10/12/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/12/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
drunken shivering
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
dingle berry
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
aggressive personal credit line
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Frum Nighttime Coldplay Fan
  10/12/14
...
Saffron Sweet Tailpipe
  11/21/15
...
Walnut Mood
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
supple theater messiness
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
bat-shit-crazy wonderful candlestick maker
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Aromatic Poppy Parlour
  10/13/14
180, ty.
bistre cerebral wagecucks
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
coffee pot
  10/12/14
180
brilliant preventive strike
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
hominid
  10/31/16
...
Saffron Sweet Tailpipe
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
queen of the night
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Mauve Electric Furnace
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Pungent Medicated Locus Cumskin
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Pearly
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
abusive magenta new version
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Crawly splenetic theater stage therapy
  10/18/14
...
Saffron Sweet Tailpipe
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
misanthropic light church ladyboy
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
jet-lagged gay wizard senate
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Coral Immigrant Persian
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
Chestnut trailer park
  10/13/14
?
Coral Immigrant Persian
  10/13/14
...
Obsidian out-of-control market
  10/27/14
...
Frum Nighttime Coldplay Fan
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
up-to-no-good dog poop locale
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
diverse hyperactive juggernaut abode
  12/06/14
...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  04/07/15
...
Pungent Medicated Locus Cumskin
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Tan
  04/22/15
...
indigo selfie
  05/17/15
...
boistinker
  06/04/15
Not flame.
up-to-no-good dog poop locale
  08/18/15
update?
Clear indirect expression
  10/06/15
...
infuriating abnormal stock car
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Frum Nighttime Coldplay Fan
  10/11/15
...
Lemon Patrolman
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Orange telephone
  10/12/15
bump
pontificating violent tank jew
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
greedy lake sneaky criminal azn
  11/25/15
...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  12/27/15
...
boistinker
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Amber Genital Piercing
  03/10/16
...
Cruel-hearted faggot firefighter digit ratio
  03/28/16
...
Brass pervert corner
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Spruce dragon
  06/27/16
...
Coral Immigrant Persian
  08/21/16
...
Internet-worthy Philosopher-king
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  08/22/16
...
Ocher Gunner
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
rough-skinned really tough guy
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
Ocher Gunner
  09/13/16
...
Blathering meetinghouse
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
Ocher Gunner
  09/13/16
Game of ""
half-breed alpha
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
Ocher Gunner
  09/13/16
...
Citrine
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Internet-worthy Philosopher-king
  09/13/16
...
infuriating abnormal stock car
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
filthy stag film
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
abusive magenta new version
  10/31/16
:-)
purple fortuitous meteor
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
purple fortuitous meteor
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Charcoal Nofapping Cuck
  10/31/16
...
Saffron Sweet Tailpipe
  10/09/18
...
Boyish state
  11/21/16
...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  01/10/17
...
Orchid place of business
  02/04/17
...
Boyish state
  02/04/17
...
purple fortuitous meteor
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
pocket flask
  02/04/17
...
purple fortuitous meteor
  02/04/17
...
purple fortuitous meteor
  02/04/17
...
Charcoal Nofapping Cuck
  02/05/17
...
purple fortuitous meteor
  02/08/17
...
shaky brindle weed whacker
  06/28/17
...
Buck-toothed
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
bright
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
claret nudist circlehead
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
pocket flask
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
contagious doobsian chapel
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
naked round eye
  12/18/17
...
chocolate quadroon
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
slate filthpig
  01/06/18
...
Citrine
  02/06/18
...
heady cobalt macaca
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Charcoal Nofapping Cuck
  10/06/18
4 year bump
bright
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Rambunctious Black
  10/09/18
...
fluffy mad-dog skullcap
  10/17/18
...
confused background story
  05/19/19
...
Umber public bath mother
  05/19/19
...
Pearly
  10/14/19
...
Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole
  05/05/20
...
Translucent pea-brained cuckold
  06/28/20
...
cocky useless brakes
  06/29/20
...
Pearly
  07/10/20
...
geriatric beta stage
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
sexy disturbing organic girlfriend
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
  10/10/20
TITCR
ruddy
  02/17/21
...
Rambunctious Black
  10/08/21
...
amethyst idiot
  02/17/21
...
Pearly
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
erotic indian lodge blood rage
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Magical
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Magical
  10/11/21
...
Rambunctious Black
  10/07/22
...
startled factory reset button
  12/02/21
...
nubile clown
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
yapping house-broken sex offender
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
sable keepsake machete
  10/10/22
...
startled factory reset button
  10/10/22
...
scarlet
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
startled factory reset button
  11/23/22
...
burgundy goyim scourge upon the earth
  05/06/23
...
  05/06/23
Time flies
Aquamarine
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Orange telephone
  05/06/23
...
nubile clown
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
yapping house-broken sex offender
  10/09/23
...
Brass pervert corner
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
mewling
  10/09/23
...
Charcoal Nofapping Cuck
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
chartreuse impressive
  10/20/23
...
Charcoal Nofapping Cuck
  10/20/23
...
purple fortuitous meteor
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Bespoke Sticky
  10/20/23
...
startled factory reset button
  10/20/23
...
Rambunctious Black
  10/20/23
...
Narrow-minded
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Flesh
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
excitant international law enforcement agency
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
burgundy goyim scourge upon the earth
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
Walnut Mood
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
Magical
  10/13/25
...
Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: bistre cerebral wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Lascivious Fanboi Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Galvanic Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: autistic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: frisky trip location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Chest-beating becky lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Lascivious Fanboi Psychic

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: at-the-ready regret hairy legs

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Alcoholic toilet seat station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: frisky trip location

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic toilet seat station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Unhinged Church Building

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: filthy stag film

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: at-the-ready regret hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored zombie-like hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: indigo selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: up-to-no-good dog poop locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Bateful Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: supple theater messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: irradiated grizzly pozpig associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Crawly splenetic theater stage therapy

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Motley menage crotch

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Brass pervert corner

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sinister crackhouse corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Bearded Degenerate

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: fragrant orchestra pit police squad

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling library roast beef

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: fragrant orchestra pit police squad

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: 180 insanely creepy dopamine wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle glassy tattoo

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Boyish state

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: racy sepia nursing home yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Big-titted navy cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: topaz den halford

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Lascivious Fanboi Psychic

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Aromatic Poppy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Slimy Sickened Box Office

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: at-the-ready regret hairy legs

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Copper free-loading nibblets striped hyena

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: aggressive personal credit line

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: puce people who are hurt twinkling uncleanness

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Unhinged Church Building

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: pale base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Domesticated flatulent sound barrier double fault

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: odious hunting ground

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: puce people who are hurt twinkling uncleanness

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Unhinged Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: flickering ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: fluffy mad-dog skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored zombie-like hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Lascivious Fanboi Psychic

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Domesticated flatulent sound barrier double fault

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: bistre cerebral wagecucks

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Unhinged Church Building

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling library roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Swollen anal property mental disorder

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: bronze passionate house

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Bossy stage newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: geriatric beta stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: diverse hyperactive juggernaut abode

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Motley menage crotch

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Motley menage crotch

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring effete water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling library roast beef

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: massive ivory famous landscape painting office

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling library roast beef

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Unholy french chef elastic band

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: abusive magenta new version

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Stirring Hell Goal In Life

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Slap-happy Lay Ceo

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling library roast beef

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Aromatic Poppy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz headpube

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz headpube

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Slap-happy Lay Ceo

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Domesticated flatulent sound barrier double fault

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: up-to-no-good dog poop locale

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: up-to-no-good dog poop locale

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: jet-lagged gay wizard senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Galvanic Deer Antler

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Galvanic Deer Antler

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Galvanic Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: exhilarant institution

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: bistre cerebral wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling library roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: indigo selfie

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Costumed Dilemma Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Electric bbw

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Slap-happy Lay Ceo

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Unhinged Church Building

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Maize karate love of her life

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Aromatic Poppy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Adventurous flirting national toaster

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Multi-colored zombie-like hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Glittery school

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Titillating Lime Shitlib

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: up-to-no-good dog poop locale

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: spectacular athletic conference legal warrant

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted faggot firefighter digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann kitty

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: pontificating violent tank jew

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Unhinged Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: adulterous chad

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: burgundy goyim scourge upon the earth

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Motley menage crotch

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Electric bbw

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann kitty

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Electric bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: bistre cerebral wagecucks

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored zombie-like hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Galvanic Deer Antler

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Marvelous piazza black woman

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: abusive magenta new version

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: erotic indian lodge blood rage

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: bistre cerebral wagecucks

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Slimy Sickened Box Office

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: adulterous chad

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Electric bbw

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: supple theater messiness

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: adulterous chad

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: supple theater messiness

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Arrogant stain roommate

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Cream Pistol

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: hateful heaven generalized bond

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Impertinent vibrant kitty cat ape

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Galvanic Deer Antler

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: pontificating violent tank jew

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Galvanic Deer Antler

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Domesticated flatulent sound barrier double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: up-to-no-good dog poop locale

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: High-end Appetizing Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Coral Immigrant Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine Floppy Rehab

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling library roast beef

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: High-end Appetizing Native

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: bistre cerebral wagecucks

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Aromatic Poppy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling library roast beef

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Electric bbw

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: jet-lagged gay wizard senate

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: bearded henna resort

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: hateful heaven generalized bond

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling library roast beef

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling library roast beef

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Motley menage crotch

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Galvanic Deer Antler

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Bearded Degenerate

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann kitty

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: stimulating center

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Unholy french chef elastic band

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: jet-lagged gay wizard senate

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: bistre cerebral wagecucks

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Maize karate love of her life

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Motley menage crotch

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Motley menage crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Slap-happy Lay Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling library roast beef

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: cracking gas station doctorate

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Aromatic Poppy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: honey-headed foreskin

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy wonderful candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Galvanic Deer Antler

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Frozen disrespectful friendly grandma brunch

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Lavender masturbator community account

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: indigo selfie

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: indigo selfie

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Laughsome twinkling library roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Ultramarine Floppy Rehab

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Unholy french chef elastic band

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Electric bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Galvanic Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good dog poop locale

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Slimy Sickened Box Office

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Slimy Sickened Box Office

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: gay principal's office

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: abusive magenta new version

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: puce people who are hurt twinkling uncleanness

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Dashing kitchen partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling apoplectic sanctuary

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling library roast beef

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Electric bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Provocative cheese-eating point

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling library roast beef

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Electric bbw

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone university

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Slimy Sickened Box Office

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: diverse hyperactive juggernaut abode

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: metal fantasy-prone rigor pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: misanthropic light church ladyboy

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Aromatic Poppy Parlour

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Bearded Degenerate

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: diverse hyperactive juggernaut abode

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Aromatic Poppy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fighting Windowlicker Jewess

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: bistre cerebral wagecucks

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Aromatic Poppy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling apoplectic sanctuary

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: thriller snowy incel casino

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Mustard Indecent Mediation Site

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Bearded Degenerate

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: contagious doobsian chapel

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: buff comical old irish cottage

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy wonderful candlestick maker

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Laughsome twinkling library roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: buff comical old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: violent concupiscible knife laser beams

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Aromatic Poppy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Crawly splenetic theater stage therapy

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Umber public bath mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: twisted misunderstood ticket booth gaming laptop

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: yellow vigorous mexican school cafeteria

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Big dun travel guidebook bawdyhouse

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: buff comical old irish cottage

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Bearded Degenerate

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Big dun travel guidebook bawdyhouse

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Motley menage crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Unhinged Church Building

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Slimy Sickened Box Office

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Swollen anal property mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Dashing kitchen partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Aromatic Poppy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Unhinged Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Copper free-loading nibblets striped hyena

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: heady cobalt macaca

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Electric bbw

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: bistre cerebral wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Domesticated flatulent sound barrier double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Aromatic Poppy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Hideous antidepressant drug party of the first part

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: twisted misunderstood ticket booth gaming laptop

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: buff comical old irish cottage

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Unhinged Church Building

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: yellow vigorous mexican school cafeteria

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: violent concupiscible knife laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: painfully honest spot reading party

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: flickering ratface

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Exciting violet faggotry

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: territorial range legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: smoky son of senegal

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: territorial range legend

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: jet-lagged gay wizard senate

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: aggressive personal credit line

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Cream Pistol

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Electric bbw

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Unhinged Church Building

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Cream Pistol

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Slimy Sickened Box Office

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Overrated Trump Supporter

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: hot flushed jap

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Motley menage crotch

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: jet-lagged gay wizard senate

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: up-to-no-good dog poop locale

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Electric bbw

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Dashing kitchen partner

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Unhinged Church Building

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: aggressive personal credit line

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Sadistic razzle step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: up-to-no-good dog poop locale

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: maniacal address national security agency

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Alcoholic Ebony Haunted Graveyard Area

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Alcoholic Ebony Haunted Graveyard Area

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Lascivious Fanboi Psychic

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Red business firm

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: up-to-no-good dog poop locale

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Ultramarine Floppy Rehab

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Bearded Degenerate

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Red business firm

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Olive curious milk

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: maniacal address national security agency

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: jet-lagged gay wizard senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: wild bonkers death wish home

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Arousing Parlor Main People

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Bossy stage newt

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: supple theater messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Unhinged Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Aromatic Poppy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Cream Pistol

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: High-end Appetizing Native

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Cream Pistol

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Bearded Degenerate

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Cream Pistol

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Bearded Degenerate

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Cream Pistol

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: High-end Appetizing Native

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Silver Dysfunction Field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Cream Pistol

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Irate tanning salon

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: High-end Appetizing Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: aggressive personal credit line

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: High-end Appetizing Native

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Cream Pistol

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Electric bbw

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: up-to-no-good dog poop locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Ultramarine Floppy Rehab

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Motley menage crotch

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: vivacious hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: adulterous chad

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: shimmering stead fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Marvelous piazza black woman

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Electric bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Marvelous piazza black woman

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Marvelous piazza black woman

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: talented garnet plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy wonderful candlestick maker

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Chestnut trailer park

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: federal potus mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Overrated Trump Supporter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Lascivious Fanboi Psychic

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Unhinged Church Building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: supple theater messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Ruby theatre brethren

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Pungent Medicated Locus Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Unhinged Church Building

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Boyish state

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: aggressive personal credit line

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling library roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Overrated Trump Supporter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: aggressive personal credit line

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: aggressive personal credit line

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Arrogant stain roommate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Very Tactful Stubborn Internal Respiration Depressive

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: up-to-no-good dog poop locale

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Slimy Sickened Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Arrogant stain roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Slimy Sickened Box Office

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Charismatic Coiffed Hospital Lettuce

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Slimy Sickened Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Very Tactful Stubborn Internal Respiration Depressive

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Charismatic Coiffed Hospital Lettuce

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Motley menage crotch

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: violent concupiscible knife laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Aromatic Poppy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author:  deranged cuckoldry space

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: shimmering stead fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: contagious doobsian chapel

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: supple theater messiness

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Very Tactful Stubborn Internal Respiration Depressive

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Unhinged Church Building

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Lascivious Fanboi Psychic

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Salmon harsh set marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: balding forum private investor

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Salmon harsh set marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling library roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Costumed Dilemma Multi-billionaire

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: twisted misunderstood ticket booth gaming laptop

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: contagious doobsian chapel

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Unhinged Church Building

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Arrogant stain roommate

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: up-to-no-good dog poop locale

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: burgundy goyim scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: blue gaping

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Exciting violet faggotry

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Exciting violet faggotry

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Soggy canary puppy

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Unholy french chef elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Aromatic Poppy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Slimy Sickened Box Office

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Lemon Patrolman

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Pearl turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Unhinged Church Building

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: aggressive personal credit line

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Slimy Sickened Box Office

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Aromatic Poppy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: bistre cerebral wagecucks

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: Lemon Patrolman

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Pearly

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author:  rusted

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: diverse hyperactive juggernaut abode

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Soggy canary puppy

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author:  liquid oxygen

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: thriller snowy incel casino

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Marvelous piazza black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Coral Immigrant Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: misanthropic light church ladyboy

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author:  dingle berry

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: supple theater messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Stirring Hell Goal In Life

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  fiercely-loyal

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: zippy deep affirmative action

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: thriller snowy incel casino

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: zippy deep affirmative action

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Chestnut trailer park

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Unhinged Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Unhinged Church Building

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: diverse hyperactive juggernaut abode

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Very Tactful Stubborn Internal Respiration Depressive

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: metal fantasy-prone rigor pit

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Very Tactful Stubborn Internal Respiration Depressive

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: thriller snowy incel casino

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Pearly

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Very Tactful Stubborn Internal Respiration Depressive

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Unhinged Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Arrogant stain roommate

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Pearly

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Chestnut trailer park

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Unhinged Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: drunken shivering

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author:  Saffron Sweet Tailpipe

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Charismatic Coiffed Hospital Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: jet-lagged gay wizard senate

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: 

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: twisted misunderstood ticket booth gaming laptop

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: pontificating violent tank jew

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Sooty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: plum trust fund giraffe

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Ultramarine Floppy Rehab

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: plum trust fund giraffe

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Lemon Patrolman

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Sooty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Green self-absorbed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Unhinged Church Building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: supple theater messiness

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author:  Sandwich Feces

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: topaz den halford

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Slimy Sickened Box Office

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: supple theater messiness

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: supple theater messiness

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: up-to-no-good dog poop locale

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: avocado idea he suggested rigpig

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: buff comical old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Maize karate love of her life

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: High-end Appetizing Native

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Exciting violet faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: buff comical old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: hyperventilating skinny woman

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: carnelian volcanic crater

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Costumed Dilemma Multi-billionaire

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: buff comical old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: High-end Appetizing Native

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: massive ivory famous landscape painting office

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: violent concupiscible knife laser beams

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: misanthropic light church ladyboy

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: learning disabled pisswyrm

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: pontificating violent tank jew

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Overrated Trump Supporter

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: indigo selfie

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Aromatic Poppy Parlour

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author:  Mahogany Nowag

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: bistre cerebral wagecucks

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: bistre cerebral wagecucks

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: bistre cerebral wagecucks

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: jet-lagged gay wizard senate

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: pontificating violent tank jew

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Slimy Sickened Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author:  liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Charismatic Coiffed Hospital Lettuce

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: maniacal address national security agency

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Maize karate love of her life

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Cream Pistol

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Ultramarine Floppy Rehab

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: shimmering stead fat ankles

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: High-end Appetizing Native

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Charismatic Coiffed Hospital Lettuce

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Frum Nighttime Coldplay Fan

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Bearded Degenerate

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Aqua voyeur

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Aqua voyeur

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Big dun travel guidebook bawdyhouse

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Frum Nighttime Coldplay Fan

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Motley menage crotch

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Frum Nighttime Coldplay Fan

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Aqua voyeur

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: supple theater messiness

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Motley menage crotch

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: supple theater messiness

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: supple theater messiness

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Aqua voyeur

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Alcoholic Ebony Haunted Graveyard Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: supple theater messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: thriller snowy incel casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Cream Pistol

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  boiling water

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Duck-like Gold Codepig

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  fiercely-loyal

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: odious hunting ground

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Charismatic Coiffed Hospital Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Marvelous piazza black woman

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Marvelous piazza black woman

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: avocado idea he suggested rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Hideous antidepressant drug party of the first part

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Marvelous piazza black woman

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Pearly

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Marvelous piazza black woman

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Hideous antidepressant drug party of the first part

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Bearded Degenerate

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling library roast beef

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: abusive magenta new version

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Boyish state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: hateful heaven generalized bond

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Motley menage crotch

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: drunken shivering

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author:  dingle berry

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: aggressive personal credit line

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Frum Nighttime Coldplay Fan

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author:  Saffron Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Walnut Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: supple theater messiness

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy wonderful candlestick maker

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Aromatic Poppy Parlour

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: bistre cerebral wagecucks

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  coffee pot

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: brilliant preventive strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  hominid

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  Saffron Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author:  queen of the night

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author:  Mauve Electric Furnace

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Pungent Medicated Locus Cumskin

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Pearly

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: abusive magenta new version

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Crawly splenetic theater stage therapy

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author:  Saffron Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: misanthropic light church ladyboy

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: jet-lagged gay wizard senate

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Coral Immigrant Persian

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Chestnut trailer park

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Coral Immigrant Persian

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Obsidian out-of-control market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Frum Nighttime Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: up-to-no-good dog poop locale

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: diverse hyperactive juggernaut abode

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Pungent Medicated Locus Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Tan

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: indigo selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author:  boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: up-to-no-good dog poop locale

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Clear indirect expression

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: infuriating abnormal stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Frum Nighttime Coldplay Fan

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Lemon Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Orange telephone

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: pontificating violent tank jew

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: greedy lake sneaky criminal azn

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author:  boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Amber Genital Piercing

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted faggot firefighter digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Brass pervert corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Spruce dragon

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Coral Immigrant Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Ocher Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: 

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: rough-skinned really tough guy

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: 

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Ocher Gunner

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Ocher Gunner

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author:  half-breed alpha

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Ocher Gunner

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Citrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Philosopher-king

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: infuriating abnormal stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: filthy stag film

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: abusive magenta new version

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: purple fortuitous meteor

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: purple fortuitous meteor

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Charcoal Nofapping Cuck

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author:  Saffron Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Boyish state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Orchid place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Boyish state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: purple fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author:  pocket flask

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: purple fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: purple fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Charcoal Nofapping Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: purple fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: shaky brindle weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Buck-toothed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: bright

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: claret nudist circlehead

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author:  pocket flask

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: contagious doobsian chapel

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: naked round eye

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: chocolate quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author:  slate filthpig

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Citrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: heady cobalt macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Charcoal Nofapping Cuck

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: bright

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Rambunctious Black

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: fluffy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author:  confused background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Umber public bath mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Pearly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Kink-friendly haunting shrine prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Translucent pea-brained cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: cocky useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Pearly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: geriatric beta stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: sexy disturbing organic girlfriend

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: 

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: ruddy

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Rambunctious Black



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author:  amethyst idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: Pearly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: erotic indian lodge blood rage

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: Magical

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: Magical

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious Black



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: startled factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: nubile clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: yapping house-broken sex offender

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: 

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author:  sable keepsake machete

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: startled factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author:  scarlet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: startled factory reset button

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: burgundy goyim scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Aquamarine

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Orange telephone

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: nubile clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: yapping house-broken sex offender

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Brass pervert corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: mewling

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Charcoal Nofapping Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: chartreuse impressive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Charcoal Nofapping Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: purple fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Bespoke Sticky

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: startled factory reset button



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Rambunctious Black



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Narrow-minded



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Flesh

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: burgundy goyim scourge upon the earth

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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Walnut Mood

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Magical

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century



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