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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Stirring step-uncle's house | 12/16/25 |
| bistre exhilarant black woman | 12/16/25 |
| Stirring step-uncle's house | 12/16/25 |
| bistre exhilarant black woman | 12/16/25 |
| Stirring step-uncle's house | 12/16/25 |
| Deranged High-end Idea He Suggested Ceo | 12/20/25 |
| Plum Titillating Therapy Stage | 12/19/25 |
| Trip flirting school cafeteria | 12/20/25 |
| purple market | 12/19/25 |
| Stirring step-uncle's house | 12/20/25 |
| purple market | 12/20/25 |
| Trip flirting school cafeteria | 12/20/25 |
| Electric Out-of-control Base Corn Cake | 12/16/25 |
| Trip flirting school cafeteria | 12/20/25 |
| Electric Out-of-control Base Corn Cake | 12/22/25 |
| saffron coiffed athletic conference background story | 12/16/25 |
| Stirring step-uncle's house | 12/16/25 |
| saffron coiffed athletic conference background story | 12/16/25 |
| Lime property preventive strike | 12/16/25 |
| Abnormal salmon dragon psychic | 12/19/25 |
| Lime property preventive strike | 12/19/25 |
| Mauve orchestra pit | 12/20/25 |
| odious church building kitty | 12/16/25 |
| adventurous black newt cuckold | 12/16/25 |
| Trip flirting school cafeteria | 12/20/25 |
| Irradiated Roommate | 12/20/25 |
| Gay razzle-dazzle house | 12/16/25 |
| umber corner famous landscape painting | 12/20/25 |
| Gay razzle-dazzle house | 12/23/25 |
| bistre exhilarant black woman | 12/16/25 |
| Trip flirting school cafeteria | 12/20/25 |
| Soul-stirring olive alpha | 12/21/25 |
| bistre exhilarant black woman | 12/16/25 |
| Irradiated Roommate | 12/16/25 |
| Gay razzle-dazzle house | 12/19/25 |
| Irradiated Roommate | 12/19/25 |
| Provocative Bisexual Meetinghouse | 12/19/25 |
| citrine talented parlor elastic band | 12/19/25 |
| Stirring step-uncle's house | 12/19/25 |
| Adulterous immigrant space | 12/19/25 |
| Adulterous immigrant space | 12/19/25 |
| Orange concupiscible locale | 12/19/25 |
| citrine talented parlor elastic band | 12/19/25 |
| Exciting Lavender Crackhouse Dopamine | 12/19/25 |
| Electric Out-of-control Base Corn Cake | 12/19/25 |
| Deranged High-end Idea He Suggested Ceo | 12/20/25 |
| angry pearl resort wrinkle | 12/22/25 |
| Walnut shitlib | 12/19/25 |
| Dashing Place Of Business | 12/19/25 |
| domesticated stain lodge | 12/19/25 |
| Irradiated Roommate | 12/19/25 |
| domesticated stain lodge | 12/19/25 |
| contagious milk | 12/20/25 |
| Green hunting ground | 12/19/25 |
| Multi-colored costumed associate | 12/19/25 |
| saffron coiffed athletic conference background story | 12/19/25 |
| Copper laser beams stag film | 12/20/25 |
| spectacular sneaky criminal | 12/19/25 |
| Abnormal salmon dragon psychic | 12/19/25 |
| Excitant theater stage | 12/19/25 |
| Ruby razzle headpube | 12/20/25 |
| mint tanning salon striped hyena | 12/20/25 |
| Irradiated Roommate | 12/20/25 |
| Trip flirting school cafeteria | 12/20/25 |
| Copper laser beams stag film | 12/20/25 |
| vengeful boiling water internal respiration | 12/20/25 |
| bateful boistinker deer antler | 12/20/25 |
| Dashing Place Of Business | 12/20/25 |
| vengeful boiling water internal respiration | 12/21/25 |
| Adulterous immigrant space | 12/20/25 |
| Soul-stirring olive alpha | 12/20/25 |
| purple market | 12/21/25 |
| Soul-stirring olive alpha | 12/22/25 |
| purple market | 12/23/25 |
| Soul-stirring olive alpha | 12/23/25 |
| Territorial locus juggernaut | 12/22/25 |
| Mauve orchestra pit | 12/22/25 |
| Mauve orchestra pit | 12/23/25 |
| thirsty jew pit | 12/22/25 |
| angry pearl resort wrinkle | 12/22/25 |
| ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Stirring step-uncle's house 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: bistre exhilarant black woman This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Stirring step-uncle's house lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: bistre exhilarant black woman My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Stirring step-uncle's house You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Deranged High-end Idea He Suggested Ceo Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Plum Titillating Therapy Stage It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Trip flirting school cafeteria Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: purple market You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Stirring step-uncle's house brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: purple market glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Trip flirting school cafeteria You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Electric Out-of-control Base Corn Cake $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Trip flirting school cafeteria Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Electric Out-of-control Base Corn Cake thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: saffron coiffed athletic conference background story 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Stirring step-uncle's house ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: saffron coiffed athletic conference background story investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Lime property preventive strike $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Abnormal salmon dragon psychic I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Lime property preventive strike good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Mauve orchestra pit $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: odious church building kitty six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: adventurous black newt cuckold 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Trip flirting school cafeteria Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Irradiated Roommate what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Gay razzle-dazzle house 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: umber corner famous landscape painting me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Gay razzle-dazzle house It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: bistre exhilarant black woman 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Trip flirting school cafeteria the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Soul-stirring olive alpha Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: bistre exhilarant black woman I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Irradiated Roommate mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Gay razzle-dazzle house In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Irradiated Roommate yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Provocative Bisexual Meetinghouse Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: citrine talented parlor elastic band 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Stirring step-uncle's house fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Adulterous immigrant space A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Adulterous immigrant space OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Orange concupiscible locale A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: citrine talented parlor elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Exciting Lavender Crackhouse Dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Electric Out-of-control Base Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Deranged High-end Idea He Suggested Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: angry pearl resort wrinkle Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Walnut shitlib $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Dashing Place Of Business can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: domesticated stain lodge Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Irradiated Roommate nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: domesticated stain lodge Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: contagious milk You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Green hunting ground Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Multi-colored costumed associate Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: saffron coiffed athletic conference background story damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Copper laser beams stag film Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: spectacular sneaky criminal Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Abnormal salmon dragon psychic 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Excitant theater stage Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Ruby razzle headpube 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: mint tanning salon striped hyena 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Irradiated Roommate 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Trip flirting school cafeteria Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Copper laser beams stag film 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: vengeful boiling water internal respiration literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: bateful boistinker deer antler I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Dashing Place Of Business so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: vengeful boiling water internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Adulterous immigrant space 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Soul-stirring olive alpha Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: purple market how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Soul-stirring olive alpha I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: purple market 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Soul-stirring olive alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Territorial locus juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Mauve orchestra pit Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Mauve orchestra pit $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: thirsty jew pit $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: angry pearl resort wrinkle I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Firm#49598250) |