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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
overrated fluffy state hissy fit
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Metal Juggernaut Cuckold
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
anal copper den laser beams
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
navy outnumbered old irish cottage
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Territorial transparent step-uncle's house background story
  08/30/25
...
Honey-headed Up-to-no-good Rigor
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Ruddy beta crotch meetinghouse
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
galvanic bawdyhouse jap
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
overrated fluffy state hissy fit
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
galvanic bawdyhouse jap
  08/31/25
...
jet-lagged public bath prole
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
anal copper den laser beams
  08/31/25
delusional take
jet-lagged public bath prole
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
anal copper den laser beams
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Wonderful Azure Parlour International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
anal copper den laser beams
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Appetizing Set Telephone
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
anal copper den laser beams
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
overrated fluffy state hissy fit
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
anal copper den laser beams
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
overrated fluffy state hissy fit
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Appetizing Set Telephone
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
anal copper den laser beams
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
anal copper den laser beams
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
anal copper den laser beams
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Appetizing Set Telephone
  09/05/25
...
anal copper den laser beams
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
fiercely-loyal free-loading office karate
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Appetizing Set Telephone
  09/05/25
...
anal copper den laser beams
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
anal copper den laser beams
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Appetizing Set Telephone
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
overrated fluffy state hissy fit
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
hairless thriller market mood
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
anal copper den laser beams
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
hairless thriller market mood
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
anal copper den laser beams
  09/05/25
Kenny
Appetizing Set Telephone
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
overrated fluffy state hissy fit
  09/06/25
...
beady-eyed useless base
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
anal copper den laser beams
  09/06/25
...
beady-eyed useless base
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
overrated fluffy state hissy fit
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
anal copper den laser beams
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
irate generalized bond
  09/07/25
Explain
overrated fluffy state hissy fit
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
alcoholic dog poop
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
overrated fluffy state hissy fit
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
anal copper den laser beams
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
overrated fluffy state hissy fit
  09/07/25
...
Wonderful Azure Parlour International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
anal copper den laser beams
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
anal copper den laser beams
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
anal copper den laser beams
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
anal copper den laser beams
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
anal copper den laser beams
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
anal copper den laser beams
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
anal copper den laser beams
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Appetizing Set Telephone
  01/18/26
...
anal copper den laser beams
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
mildly autistic trailer park
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
anal copper den laser beams
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
anal copper den laser beams
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
anal copper den laser beams
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
anal copper den laser beams
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
anal copper den laser beams
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
overrated fluffy state hissy fit
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
anal copper den laser beams
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
overrated fluffy state hissy fit
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
anal copper den laser beams
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
anal copper den laser beams
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
anal copper den laser beams
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
greedy heady site nowag
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
anal copper den laser beams
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
anal copper den laser beams
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
anal copper den laser beams
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Appetizing Set Telephone
  05/28/26
...
anal copper den laser beams
  05/28/26
...
overrated fluffy state hissy fit
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
Debunked antisemitic trope
  07/12/26
...
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  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  07/13/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: overrated fluffy state hissy fit

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Metal Juggernaut Cuckold

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: navy outnumbered old irish cottage

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Territorial transparent step-uncle's house background story

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed Up-to-no-good Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Ruddy beta crotch meetinghouse

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse jap

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: overrated fluffy state hissy fit

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse jap

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: jet-lagged public bath prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: jet-lagged public bath prole

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Wonderful Azure Parlour International Law Enforcement Agency

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Appetizing Set Telephone

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: overrated fluffy state hissy fit

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: overrated fluffy state hissy fit

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Appetizing Set Telephone

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Appetizing Set Telephone

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal free-loading office karate

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Appetizing Set Telephone

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Appetizing Set Telephone

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: overrated fluffy state hissy fit

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: hairless thriller market mood

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: hairless thriller market mood

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Appetizing Set Telephone

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: overrated fluffy state hissy fit

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed useless base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: overrated fluffy state hissy fit

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: irate generalized bond

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: overrated fluffy state hissy fit

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: alcoholic dog poop

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: overrated fluffy state hissy fit

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: overrated fluffy state hissy fit

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Wonderful Azure Parlour International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Appetizing Set Telephone

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: mildly autistic trailer park

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: overrated fluffy state hissy fit

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: overrated fluffy state hissy fit

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: greedy heady site nowag

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Appetizing Set Telephone

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: anal copper den laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: overrated fluffy state hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Firm#49996110)