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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Red zippy native
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Up-to-no-good patrolman party of the first part
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Up-to-no-good patrolman party of the first part
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Up-to-no-good patrolman party of the first part
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Up-to-no-good patrolman party of the first part
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Up-to-no-good patrolman party of the first part
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Up-to-no-good patrolman party of the first part
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Red zippy native
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Red zippy native
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
wonderful box office
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Red zippy native
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Red zippy native
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dun parlour mental disorder
  05/22/26
His moniker?
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  05/22/26
Colt
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Henna multi-billionaire
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Opaque Depressive Roommate
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Disco Fries
concupiscible soggy indian lodge
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Cowardly Pale Really Tough Guy
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
thriller international law enforcement agency
  05/22/26
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lavender provocative tank fat ankles
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
thriller international law enforcement agency
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
dun parlour mental disorder
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
thriller international law enforcement agency
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Vibrant Godawful Laser Beams Crotch
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Red zippy native
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
House-broken genital piercing
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
floppy old irish cottage
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Red zippy native
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
concupiscible soggy indian lodge
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Diverse Base Nibblets
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Red zippy native
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
floppy old irish cottage
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Cowardly Pale Really Tough Guy
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
wonderful box office
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Red zippy native
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Red zippy native
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Red zippy native
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Honey-headed idea he suggested theatre
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
dun parlour mental disorder
  05/24/26
mods
Nighttime whorehouse
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Marvelous impressive digit ratio azn
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Ivory Low-t University Dog Poop
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Marvelous impressive digit ratio azn
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Amazing 🐶
Ivory Low-t University Dog Poop
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
flushed aphrodisiac legend home
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Marvelous impressive digit ratio azn
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Red zippy native
  05/22/26
lol
wonderful box office
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Seedy Nubile Shrine
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
slap-happy umber space
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Red zippy native
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
slap-happy umber space
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Link?
Red zippy native
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
slap-happy umber space
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Red zippy native
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Red zippy native
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Red zippy native
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Red zippy native
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
copper private investor
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They have a pretty sick IG
Red zippy native
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
slap-happy umber space
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
orange drunken forum clown
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Killself seems appropriate
trip claret people who are hurt
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Shipley was asking for it.
Red zippy native
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AI
concupiscible soggy indian lodge
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
dun parlour mental disorder
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Red zippy native

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good patrolman party of the first part

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good patrolman party of the first part

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good patrolman party of the first part

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good patrolman party of the first part

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good patrolman party of the first part

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good patrolman party of the first part

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: nyuug

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49929657)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good patrolman party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good patrolman party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good patrolman party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good patrolman party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good patrolman party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good patrolman party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Red zippy native

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Red zippy native

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: wonderful box office

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Red zippy native

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Red zippy native

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: dun parlour mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: laughsome rusted orchestra pit

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Red zippy native

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: thriller international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Henna multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: floppy old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Opaque Depressive Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: concupiscible soggy indian lodge

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Cowardly Pale Really Tough Guy

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: thriller international law enforcement agency

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: lavender provocative tank fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: thriller international law enforcement agency

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: dun parlour mental disorder

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: thriller international law enforcement agency

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Vibrant Godawful Laser Beams Crotch

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Red zippy native

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: cerebral peach elastic band karate

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: House-broken genital piercing

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: floppy old irish cottage

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Red zippy native

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: concupiscible soggy indian lodge

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Diverse Base Nibblets

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Red zippy native

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: floppy old irish cottage

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Cowardly Pale Really Tough Guy

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: wonderful box office

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Red zippy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Seedy Nubile Shrine

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Red zippy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Red zippy native

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Honey-headed idea he suggested theatre

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: dun parlour mental disorder

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Nighttime whorehouse

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Marvelous impressive digit ratio azn

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Ivory Low-t University Dog Poop

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Marvelous impressive digit ratio azn

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Ivory Low-t University Dog Poop

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: flushed aphrodisiac legend home

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Marvelous impressive digit ratio azn

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser Transparent Institution Doctorate

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Red zippy native

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: wonderful box office

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Seedy Nubile Shrine

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: slap-happy umber space

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Red zippy native

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: slap-happy umber space

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Red zippy native

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: slap-happy umber space

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring charcoal bbw

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Red zippy native

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Red zippy native

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Red zippy native

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Red zippy native

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: copper private investor

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Red zippy native

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: slap-happy umber space

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: orange drunken forum clown

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: trip claret people who are hurt

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Red zippy native

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: concupiscible soggy indian lodge

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: dun parlour mental disorder

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: lemon windowlicker den

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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