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ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
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Strong thread/moniker synergy
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Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boome...
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This poast blew my mind, not flame
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: cerise crotch pervert

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Pearl puppy giraffe



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: geriatric love of her life

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: nudist church

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Ocher lettuce



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: nudist church



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Self-absorbed area

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Self-absorbed area

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: cobalt masturbator halford



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: insane cerebral heaven



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: angry burgundy wrinkle

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Slimy stead personal credit line

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: dead marvelous site mad-dog skullcap

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Abnormal Coral Plaza Fat Ankles

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Slimy stead personal credit line

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Comical painfully honest candlestick maker

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Pearl puppy giraffe



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Motley cowardly locale

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Comical painfully honest candlestick maker



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Comical painfully honest candlestick maker



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: ebony hairy legs house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: godawful pearly prole temple

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: godawful pearly prole temple

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: godawful pearly prole temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: godawful pearly prole temple

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: big sick laser beams voyeur

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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