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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
flickering self-absorbed church building
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Coral milk feces
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Coral milk feces
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Coral milk feces
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Coral milk feces
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Coral milk feces
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Coral milk feces
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
flickering self-absorbed church building
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
flickering self-absorbed church building
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Scarlet Heady House
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
flickering self-absorbed church building
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
flickering self-absorbed church building
  05/22/26
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transparent big chapel fat ankles
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Crusty Bistre Nursing Home
  05/22/26
Colt
flickering self-absorbed church building
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impertinent thriller space
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Salmon party of the first part
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Umber theater
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Disco Fries
jet university
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Electric Emerald Newt
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
razzmatazz mad-dog skullcap business firm
  05/22/26
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buck-toothed crackhouse tattoo
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
razzmatazz mad-dog skullcap business firm
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
transparent big chapel fat ankles
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
razzmatazz mad-dog skullcap business firm
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Motley institution
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
flickering self-absorbed church building
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Up-to-no-good histrionic volcanic crater
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
stirring sneaky criminal karate
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Salmon party of the first part
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
flickering self-absorbed church building
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
jet university
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
glittery chrome rehab half-breed
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
flickering self-absorbed church building
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Salmon party of the first part
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Electric Emerald Newt
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Scarlet Heady House
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flickering self-absorbed church building
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Vigorous Buff Faggot Firefighter Dopamine
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flickering self-absorbed church building
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
flickering self-absorbed church building
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
bull headed galvanic address alpha
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
transparent big chapel fat ankles
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mods
internet-worthy plaza
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
awkward outnumbered stage nowag
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
yellow kitchen
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
awkward outnumbered stage nowag
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Amazing 🐶
yellow kitchen
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
lavender jet-lagged trailer park ceo
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
awkward outnumbered stage nowag
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
zombie-like mediation
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
flickering self-absorbed church building
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lol
Scarlet Heady House
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Vigorous Buff Faggot Firefighter Dopamine
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
kink-friendly garrison electric furnace
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
flickering self-absorbed church building
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
kink-friendly garrison electric furnace
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Link?
flickering self-absorbed church building
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
kink-friendly garrison electric furnace
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
irradiated deer antler principal's office
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
flickering self-absorbed church building
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
flickering self-absorbed church building
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
flickering self-absorbed church building
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
flickering self-absorbed church building
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
sadistic white pisswyrm
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They have a pretty sick IG
flickering self-absorbed church building
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
kink-friendly garrison electric furnace
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
Arousing costumed stock car french chef
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Fucking Fuckface
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Shipley was asking for it.
flickering self-absorbed church building
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AI
jet university
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
transparent big chapel fat ankles
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Coral milk feces

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Coral milk feces

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Coral milk feces

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Coral milk feces

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Coral milk feces

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Coral milk feces

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Coral milk feces

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Coral milk feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49929657)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Coral milk feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Coral milk feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Coral milk feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Coral milk feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Coral milk feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Coral milk feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Coral milk feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Coral milk feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Scarlet Heady House

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: transparent big chapel fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Crusty Bistre Nursing Home

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz mad-dog skullcap business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: impertinent thriller space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Salmon party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Umber theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: jet university

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Electric Emerald Newt

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz mad-dog skullcap business firm

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: buck-toothed crackhouse tattoo



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz mad-dog skullcap business firm

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: transparent big chapel fat ankles

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz mad-dog skullcap business firm

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Motley institution

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good histrionic volcanic crater

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: stirring sneaky criminal karate

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Salmon party of the first part

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: jet university

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: glittery chrome rehab half-breed

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Salmon party of the first part

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Electric Emerald Newt

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Scarlet Heady House

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Vigorous Buff Faggot Firefighter Dopamine

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: bull headed galvanic address alpha

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: transparent big chapel fat ankles

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: internet-worthy plaza

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: awkward outnumbered stage nowag

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: yellow kitchen

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: awkward outnumbered stage nowag

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: yellow kitchen

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: lavender jet-lagged trailer park ceo

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: awkward outnumbered stage nowag

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: zombie-like mediation

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Scarlet Heady House

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Vigorous Buff Faggot Firefighter Dopamine

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: kink-friendly garrison electric furnace

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: kink-friendly garrison electric furnace

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: kink-friendly garrison electric furnace

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: irradiated deer antler principal's office

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: sadistic white pisswyrm

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: kink-friendly garrison electric furnace

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Sapphire Fear-inspiring Haunted Graveyard Stag Film

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Arousing costumed stock car french chef

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: flickering self-absorbed church building

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: jet university

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: transparent big chapel fat ankles

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Hospital

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Firm#49899877)