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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Dull Deranged Kitty Elastic Band ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: laughsome lettuce "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: misunderstood boyish stage boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43174768) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: Junko Enoshima Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: mewling cordovan really tough guy shrine My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: laughsome lettuce LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: bronze flirting sandwich "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: laughsome lettuce 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: chestnut racy black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: laughsome lettuce !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: laughsome lettuce LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: bronze flirting sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: laughsome lettuce !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: excitant misanthropic senate pistol I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: laughsome lettuce This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: excitant misanthropic senate pistol our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: laughsome lettuce Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: fear-inspiring apoplectic public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Costumed party of the first part scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Cheese-eating corner aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: laughsome lettuce Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Marvelous Translucent Giraffe Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: laughsome lettuce 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: shaky hairraiser ladyboy Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: laughsome lettuce ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: provocative incel Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Marvelous Translucent Giraffe Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Cream disgusting toaster It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: laughsome lettuce This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: laughsome lettuce As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: misunderstood boyish stage boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Cowardly Kitty Cat [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: laughsome lettuce 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Cream disgusting toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Cream disgusting toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Crusty Site Cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: vigorous lemon windowlicker *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: laughsome lettuce Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: vigorous lemon windowlicker *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: laughsome lettuce On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: vigorous lemon windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: laughsome lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: laughsome lettuce I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: vigorous lemon windowlicker o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: laughsome lettuce <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Battle Diaper Alita (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49652462) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49653001) |