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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Stimulating grizzly cruise ship chad ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Buff water buffalo "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: splenetic charcoal library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43174768) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: Junko Enoshima Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Cyan senate My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Buff water buffalo LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: violent stage "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Buff water buffalo 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: low-t charismatic sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Buff water buffalo !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Buff water buffalo LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: violent stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Buff water buffalo !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: razzle-dazzle big-titted wagecucks death wish I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Buff water buffalo This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: razzle-dazzle big-titted wagecucks death wish our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Buff water buffalo Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Orchid vibrant legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: electric aquamarine brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Primrose Insanely Creepy Garrison Community Account aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Buff water buffalo Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Thriller Sable Bawdyhouse Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Buff water buffalo 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: puce mediation Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Buff water buffalo ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: plum potus Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Thriller Sable Bawdyhouse Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Pink doobsian son of senegal It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Buff water buffalo This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Buff water buffalo As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: splenetic charcoal library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: translucent free-loading volcanic crater [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Buff water buffalo 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Pink doobsian son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Pink doobsian son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Maroon whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Deranged Out-of-control Native *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Buff water buffalo Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Deranged Out-of-control Native *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Buff water buffalo On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Deranged Out-of-control Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Buff water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Buff water buffalo I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Deranged Out-of-control Native o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Buff water buffalo <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Frutiger Aero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49652462) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49653001) |