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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: offensive ladyboy



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: exhilarant telephone regret

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: offensive ladyboy

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Apoplectic cerebral hell

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Erotic dun codepig

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: offensive ladyboy

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: electric electric furnace

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: offensive ladyboy

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: offensive ladyboy

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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Bateful state blood rage

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: offensive ladyboy

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Bateful state blood rage

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: offensive ladyboy

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: aqua pungent international law enforcement agency weed whacker

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: offensive ladyboy

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: multi-colored garrison partner

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: offensive ladyboy

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: saffron base

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: offensive ladyboy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Lime thriller native

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison partner

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: offensive ladyboy



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: coral sticky school

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: offensive ladyboy



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: offensive ladyboy

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: offensive ladyboy

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: cracking orchestra pit

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: offensive ladyboy

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: offensive ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Massive Turquoise Dingle Berry Windowlicker

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: offensive ladyboy

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Massive Turquoise Dingle Berry Windowlicker

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: offensive ladyboy

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Massive Turquoise Dingle Berry Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: offensive ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: offensive ladyboy

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Massive Turquoise Dingle Berry Windowlicker

o it's clear brother.



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: offensive ladyboy

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: offensive ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: offensive ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Vigorous very tactful keepsake machete



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: offensive ladyboy

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: offensive ladyboy



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: offensive ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: offensive ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: offensive ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



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