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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

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didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Vibrant University

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

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Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

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Wife had a baby today...ugh

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Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Dun den

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Vibrant University

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Vibrant University

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Vibrant University

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Vibrant University

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Frozen lake haunted graveyard whorehouse

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: irradiated gaped stead



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: ultramarine windowlicker reading party

Jesus

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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: soggy duck-like chapel turdskin

literally rofling

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Boyish Mental Disorder Resort

LOL just LOL

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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: unhinged peach school cafeteria twinkling uncleanness

crying

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Self-centered theater stage



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Appetizing kitty ladyboy



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Lilac Sick Boiling Water

lost my shit

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Mentally Impaired Site Karate



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
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Author: Bright nudist circlehead



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle metal digit ratio ticket booth

God I’m old.

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Vibrant University

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: irradiated gaped stead

cop

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: irradiated gaped stead

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Frozen lake haunted graveyard whorehouse



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: shimmering laughsome stag film

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: nofapping aromatic love of her life new version

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: irate aphrodisiac marketing idea stage



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Vivacious mischievous shrine

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Drab tripping incel milk

TITC xo career retrospective

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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: irradiated gaped stead

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: red menage



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: irradiated gaped stead

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: nofapping aromatic love of her life new version

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: translucent filthy organic girlfriend

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Vibrant University



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: thriller location fortuitous meteor



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Harsh Claret Party Of The First Part

how does he do it?

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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: irate aphrodisiac marketing idea stage



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant arrogant tattoo theatre

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Vibrant University

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: territorial cruel-hearted house genital piercing

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Vibrant University



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: irate aphrodisiac marketing idea stage



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Impertinent aggressive police squad brethren

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Vibrant University

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: floppy associate

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: titillating bearded alpha sweet tailpipe

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Vibrant University

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Vibrant University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Boyish Mental Disorder Resort

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: nofapping aromatic love of her life new version

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: nofapping aromatic love of her life new version

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Supple cocky brunch hissy fit



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Vibrant University

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Rusted fantasy-prone meetinghouse sandwich



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: nofapping aromatic love of her life new version

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: titillating bearded alpha sweet tailpipe

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Vibrant University

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: nofapping aromatic love of her life new version

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: submissive principal's office persian

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: nofapping aromatic love of her life new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Supple cocky brunch hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: topaz trust fund

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Supple cocky brunch hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Vibrant University

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Appetizing kitty ladyboy

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: nofapping aromatic love of her life new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: irate aphrodisiac marketing idea stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Appetizing kitty ladyboy

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: translucent filthy organic girlfriend

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Appetizing kitty ladyboy

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Mentally Impaired Site Karate

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: translucent filthy organic girlfriend

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Concupiscible Salmon National Athletic Conference

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: irate aphrodisiac marketing idea stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: irate aphrodisiac marketing idea stage

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: irate aphrodisiac marketing idea stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: irate aphrodisiac marketing idea stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: big state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring insane striped hyena cumskin

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Mentally Impaired Site Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: bronze depressive piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: crystalline slap-happy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: crystalline slap-happy space

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: ungodly racy international law enforcement agency trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Provocative heaven coldplay fan

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: nofapping aromatic love of her life new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Nighttime pit quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: marvelous property

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed messiness



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Light rebellious lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: heady clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: bistre spectacular internal respiration water buffalo

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: abnormal private investor market

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Nighttime pit quadroon



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: nofapping aromatic love of her life new version



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Nighttime pit quadroon



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Cracking Boistinker



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Impertinent aggressive police squad brethren



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: bipolar stimulating garrison sneaky criminal

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Cerebral tantric point

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Twisted hyperactive toilet seat preventive strike



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Impertinent aggressive police squad brethren



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Flushed base main people



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: drunken casino famous landscape painting



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: flesh lettuce

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Fragrant sienna coffee pot home



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: wild cruise ship doctorate



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Exciting pisswyrm corner



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: puce adventurous institution



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Turquoise Costumed Locus



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: ape ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#49964828)