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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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flickering tan laser beams indirect expression
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Indigo station people who are hurt
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
spectacular pink digit ratio abode
  07/09/12
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Seedy thriller stock car
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Azure fragrant tanning salon hissy fit
  07/09/12
Are you male?
flickering tan laser beams indirect expression
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Azure fragrant tanning salon hissy fit
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
flickering tan laser beams indirect expression
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Azure fragrant tanning salon hissy fit
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
electric doctorate electric furnace
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
flickering tan laser beams indirect expression
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
electric doctorate electric furnace
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
flickering tan laser beams indirect expression
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Soul-stirring Sticky Foreskin Potus
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
flickering tan laser beams indirect expression
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Soul-stirring Sticky Foreskin Potus
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
flickering tan laser beams indirect expression
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Soul-stirring Sticky Foreskin Potus
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Dead piazza
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
flickering tan laser beams indirect expression
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
exhilarant confused yarmulke
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
flickering tan laser beams indirect expression
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
swashbuckling know-it-all immigrant
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
outnumbered mad-dog skullcap
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Federal sick becky
  07/09/12
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Seedy thriller stock car
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Azure fragrant tanning salon hissy fit
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
flickering tan laser beams indirect expression
  07/09/12
stfu
Federal sick becky
  07/09/12
180
Bateful Garrison
  07/09/12
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Supple Bearded Mad Cow Disease
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charcoal comical whorehouse candlestick maker
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Stirring sickened dog poop stage
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
flickering tan laser beams indirect expression
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Stirring sickened dog poop stage
  07/09/12
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mind-boggling crackhouse boltzmann
  07/04/19
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Seedy thriller stock car
  07/13/12
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mind-boggling crackhouse boltzmann
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
curious theater stage cumskin
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Autistic patrolman locale
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Indecent private investor site
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Autistic patrolman locale
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Ivory Bat-shit-crazy Dopamine Personal Credit Line
  03/04/25
lol kike
charcoal comical whorehouse candlestick maker
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
excitant striped hyena institution
  07/04/19
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soggy green brunch
  08/10/22
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Beta shrine dingle berry
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
pearly titillating sneaky criminal range
  07/24/24
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Erotic apoplectic bawdyhouse goal in life
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
nofapping milk
  09/22/24
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Ivory Bat-shit-crazy Dopamine Personal Credit Line
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Motley ultramarine stead
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: flickering tan laser beams indirect expression



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Indigo station people who are hurt

Equally retarded

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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: spectacular pink digit ratio abode

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Seedy thriller stock car



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Azure fragrant tanning salon hissy fit

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: flickering tan laser beams indirect expression

Are you male?

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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Azure fragrant tanning salon hissy fit

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: flickering tan laser beams indirect expression

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Azure fragrant tanning salon hissy fit

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: electric doctorate electric furnace

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: flickering tan laser beams indirect expression

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: electric doctorate electric furnace

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: flickering tan laser beams indirect expression

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sticky Foreskin Potus

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: flickering tan laser beams indirect expression

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sticky Foreskin Potus

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: flickering tan laser beams indirect expression

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sticky Foreskin Potus

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Dead piazza

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: flickering tan laser beams indirect expression

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: exhilarant confused yarmulke

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: flickering tan laser beams indirect expression

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling know-it-all immigrant

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: outnumbered mad-dog skullcap

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Federal sick becky

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Seedy thriller stock car



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Azure fragrant tanning salon hissy fit

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: flickering tan laser beams indirect expression

(guy who does both)

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Federal sick becky

stfu

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Bateful Garrison

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Supple Bearded Mad Cow Disease



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: charcoal comical whorehouse candlestick maker



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Stirring sickened dog poop stage

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: flickering tan laser beams indirect expression

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Stirring sickened dog poop stage

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: mind-boggling crackhouse boltzmann



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Seedy thriller stock car



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling crackhouse boltzmann



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: curious theater stage cumskin

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Autistic patrolman locale

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Indecent private investor site

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Autistic patrolman locale

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Ivory Bat-shit-crazy Dopamine Personal Credit Line

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: charcoal comical whorehouse candlestick maker

lol kike

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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: excitant striped hyena institution

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: soggy green brunch



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Beta shrine dingle berry



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: pearly titillating sneaky criminal range

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Erotic apoplectic bawdyhouse goal in life



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: nofapping milk

i dont eat either because im not a slob

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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Ivory Bat-shit-crazy Dopamine Personal Credit Line



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Motley ultramarine stead

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Firm#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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