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A day in the life of Ron Paul's America

6AM wake up to a terrible racket: with all zoning laws elimi...
know-it-all base
  08/20/12
Where are the Somali gangs?
out-of-control twinkling new version
  08/20/12
Right he forgot machine gunned to death by Appalachian techn...
galvanic becky
  08/22/12
(actual 2012 Galveston)
maize laughsome cumskin
  08/21/12
how far is your car parked from your office
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  07/13/26
(it is 1887)
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Multi-colored opaque indirect expression
  04/16/15
lmfao moar
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cream location ceo
  08/20/12
wouldnt we at least have tacocopters though
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  08/20/12
11:30PM get arrested for violating Texas sodomy laws.
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spruce pit
  09/07/22
this was me
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  07/13/26
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180 flirting philosopher-king
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Provocative nursing home
  08/21/12
this is actually insightful
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3PM Submit suit against coal plant online to a judicial comp...
know-it-all base
  08/20/12
180^180
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"7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your...
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The gold theives would be punishesd through ostracism and so...
self-centered stirring rehab pistol
  08/20/12
180 180
Bat shit crazy half-breed yarmulke
  08/21/12
Holy fuck 180
Flickering marvelous property trump supporter
  08/21/12
I lolled heartily, good sir.
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  08/22/12
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razzle hell puppy
  09/06/12
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Bat shit crazy half-breed yarmulke
  10/12/12
This still cracks me up. Pure gold, no pun intended.
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  08/20/12
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know-it-all base
  08/20/12
11:30 PM - Your injuries from the grenade blast and subseque...
Exciting international law enforcement agency theatre
  08/20/12
An arbitrator needs a reputation for doing justice, an anarc...
maize laughsome cumskin
  08/20/12
"but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes ...
self-centered stirring rehab pistol
  08/20/12
Shh you're being too realistic
out-of-control twinkling new version
  10/08/12
ok, this made me laff.
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know-it-all base
  08/21/12
def credited lifestyle.
Bat shit crazy half-breed yarmulke
  08/21/12
MOAR
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  08/21/12
11:30PM Your first customer. An obese man with a zit-encrust...
know-it-all base
  08/21/12
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Primrose comical school cafeteria
  08/22/12
Twist: it is Glenn Beck.
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  08/22/12
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  08/23/12
BUT WE HAD A CONTRACT! (CGM's ultimate neckbeard fantasy)
out-of-control twinkling new version
  10/08/12
Seriously underrated
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  10/12/12
Still the best post ITT
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The ultimate Ron Paul/Libertarian Neckbeard Basement Dweller...
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  10/12/12
Not flame: paultards will actually argue that Somalia makes ...
self-centered stirring rehab pistol
  10/12/12
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Bat shit crazy half-breed yarmulke
  10/12/12
First, Somalia is not "libertarian". Second, al...
deranged tripping abode place of business
  10/12/12
holy fuck LOLOLLOLOLOOL I was about to call flame on shithea...
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  10/12/12
oh look! an actual retard! What you need to do is move to...
Bat shit crazy half-breed yarmulke
  10/12/12
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Self-absorbed mother locus
  10/12/12
Seems like the people who fucked up were the people who thou...
self-centered stirring rehab pistol
  10/12/12
huh? The country shit the bed under Barre. By the time the &...
deranged tripping abode place of business
  10/12/12
At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war tha...
self-centered stirring rehab pistol
  10/12/12
"At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil w...
deranged tripping abode place of business
  10/12/12
Why are you incapable of understanding the point of any conv...
Bat shit crazy half-breed yarmulke
  10/12/12
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Geriatric lodge messiness
  10/12/12
This. This on steroids.
Self-absorbed mother locus
  10/12/12
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Sickened point
  11/02/12
Do you understand the word "nadir?"
self-centered stirring rehab pistol
  10/12/12
I think he does. Do you?
Self-absorbed mother locus
  10/12/12
To be fair, *Erects strawman conflating mainstream pragma...
dark misanthropic shitlib cruise ship
  12/15/12
i sense anger.
Bat shit crazy half-breed yarmulke
  12/15/12
To be fair, Naw bro, I just prefer my scathing political ...
dark misanthropic shitlib cruise ship
  12/15/12
180
Scarlet elastic band
  12/15/12
I believe that's the point, good sir!
Henna Center
  11/20/15
Describe this pragmatic libertarianism, brother.
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  12/15/12
To be fair, Government should be forced to rigorously jus...
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Scarlet elastic band
  12/15/12
To be fair, CGM and his ilk routinely argue against publi...
know-it-all base
  12/15/12
"Public" roads tend to be government allocated sub...
diverse box office
  05/02/19
A majority of americans agree with this statement but disagr...
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  12/15/12
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how did i miss this
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TCQ
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this is joe bidens america so its funny now
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  08/26/23
This is so quaint now.
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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:15 PM
Author: know-it-all base

6AM wake up to a terrible racket: with all zoning laws eliminated, a coal-fired power plant is being built next to your house

6:30AM Breakfast - 12 whole eggs cooked well to kill the salmonella

7AM Dig up some physical gold from one of your secret caches to pay for the day's expenses

8AM Drive to work, paying tolls every mile. You're delayed because some rich doods paid for exclusive access to the fastest route to your jerb today

9:30AM With the economy in ruins, your boss greets you with a pink slip.

10AM Walk back to your car, stepping over pox-ridden hags dying in the street, running occasionally to evade gangs of feral children armed with Saturday Night Specials

11AM Back at home, work on lawsuit against coal plant for damages to your QOL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21379818)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: out-of-control twinkling new version

Where are the Somali gangs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21380852)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:47 AM
Author: galvanic becky

Right he forgot machine gunned to death by Appalachian technicals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21394740)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:55 AM
Author: maize laughsome cumskin

(actual 2012 Galveston)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21386864)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 10:45 AM
Author: maize laughsome cumskin

how far is your car parked from your office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21945976)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:15 PM
Author: nude redditor



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:16 PM
Author: Arousing Mustard Temple

(it is 1887)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21379824)



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Date: April 16th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: Multi-colored opaque indirect expression



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: big lettuce public bath

lmfao

moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21379838)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: cream location ceo



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: Zombie-like striped hyena haunted graveyard

wouldnt we at least have tacocopters though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21379852)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: self-centered stirring rehab pistol

11:30PM get arrested for violating Texas sodomy laws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21379857)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:08 PM
Author: Scarlet elastic band



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: spruce pit



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#49998093)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:22 PM
Author: Fragrant university

Meticulously track shipping records of local chemical company to ensure that you dont consume any products that are manufactured with their products, because they polluted a local river. Distribute your findings to locals using Ham radio, which has literally no effect whatsoever on the company's bottom line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21379861)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: 180 flirting philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21379879)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:39 AM
Author: Provocative nursing home



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: Bespoke Menage Corn Cake

this is actually insightful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21771448)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:23 PM
Author: Trip coiffed legend marketing idea

9:00 AM: I pack some hardtack for the road because I have to take my horse and buggy into town to get supplies for ma and pa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21379867)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: Sickened point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21379892)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:32 PM
Author: know-it-all base

3PM Submit suit against coal plant online to a judicial company, get an email response seconds later: "Ding!" You submit the suit to all the other judicial companies recognized in your area and get the same response. You write to them asking for an explanation and get an automated do-not-reply email. You scan their websites for customer service contacts, but are directed to use the same online form that resulted in your ding.

3:30PM You smoke a lot of weed to calm down and fall asleep

7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. Holy shit, a gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold. You grab your trusty Barrett .50cal and tell them to gtfo. They respond by tossing a grenade through your window. You dive to safety just in time. Everything goes black.

10PM You wake up aching all over. Your gold and guns have been stolen. You dial up your police contractor for help, but they inform you that as you are behind on your payments they cannot help you.

11PM You find a well-trafficked street corner and start selling your ass to passersby. This is the first time for you, but it won't be the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21379930)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: big lettuce public bath

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21379935)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Sickened point

yeah bro, guys at my high school fell behind on payments to their police contractors all the time, it was NBD.

it's called personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21379945)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:52 AM
Author: diverse box office



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Date: September 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: motley national boistinker



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: big lettuce public bath

"7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. Holy shit, a gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold."

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21379946)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: self-centered stirring rehab pistol

The gold theives would be punishesd through ostracism and social isolation and people in the community would refuse to do business with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21380204)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy half-breed yarmulke

180 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21387505)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:41 PM
Author: Flickering marvelous property trump supporter

Holy fuck 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21387527)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:49 AM
Author: galvanic becky

I lolled heartily, good sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21394747)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:51 AM
Author: Primrose comical school cafeteria



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Date: September 6th, 2012 6:34 PM
Author: razzle hell puppy



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:01 AM
Author: Soul-stirring shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21740518)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 9:49 AM
Author: cracking obsidian field brethren



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy half-breed yarmulke



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: galvanic becky

This still cracks me up. Pure gold, no pun intended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#26449447)



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: wild ruddy principal's office



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: stimulating area national security agency



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: nofapping aromatic factory reset button



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Date: April 16th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: magenta irradiated business firm



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: fishy heaven telephone



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Date: February 7th, 2019 6:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant whorehouse fanboi



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Date: February 7th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Slippery Theater



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:43 AM
Author: Exhilarant whorehouse fanboi



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:55 AM
Author: Sapphire Mental Disorder



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: maize laughsome cumskin

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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: know-it-all base



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:46 PM
Author: Exciting international law enforcement agency theatre

11:30 PM - Your injuries from the grenade blast and subsequent anal gaping prompt you to seek medical care. You visit the nearest hospital. The doctor kindly informs you that he has reached his personal preference quota for charity work for the decade, and, upon learning that your gold cache has been emptied, prescribes you one of the more comfortable alleys in the vicinity in which to die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21380012)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: maize laughsome cumskin

An arbitrator needs a reputation for doing justice, an anarcho capitalist defense agency needs to actually do justice. Government courts do not need either one.

For all this to work, we need free markets and competition, thus enforcement areas must largely overlap, so that there is no monopoly of enforcement, and courts must be independent from enforcement organizations, and people must have reasonable grounds to believe they are independent from enforcement organizations, and it must be hazardous for any man to act as judge in his own cause. If enforcement or court monopolies arose, or exclusive cartels of enforcement or courts arose, anarcho capitalism would resemble industrial feudalism for those people who found themselves with little choice of enforcement.

Under Anarcho Capitalism enforcement is based on fealty and association, not on location.

If someone suffers an adverse judgment from a well respected court, and refuses to abide by that judgment, then the judgment will not automatically be enforced, but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him.

Courts are kept honest because they fear loss of respect, leading to loss of authority and thus revenue. Enforcement organizations generally, but not always, adhere to what the courts commend because they fear loss of respect, leading to violence from other enforcement organizations and loss of customers and clients.

It might happen that one enforcement organization preferred court X, and another preferred court Y, leading to the threat of expensive conflicts between these two organizations. If the courts are reasonably just, then both agencies would probably come to an agreement in advance as to which court to use in any future dispute that pitted clients of the two organizations against each other.

And if they did not agree, perhaps because one of the courts was thoroughly corrupt and biased in favor of the clients of the particular agency that wished to use it? Well then, it's war. But at least under anarcho-capitalism those who wish to make war must themselves pay the cost of war, which should make wars exceedingly rare. Since defence organizations do not "own" their clients and their client's property in the way that states own their subjects, they should have far less incentive to make war on each other than states do. If a defence organization wins a war, this means that its view of what law should mean is likely to prevail, but it does not directly gain wealth and power from winning a war in the way a state does. Other methods for determining law, or the interpretation and application of law, tend to be considerably cheaper.

Sometimes there would be conflicts. Perhaps Militia A might claim that Militia B was soft on crime. Militia B might claim that Militia A was lawless and violent.

If Militia A was lawless and violent, this would probably eventually bring it into conflict with other enforcement organizations, a conflict that would normally be resolved by the courts.

Militia A might reject the verdict of the courts, though this is unlikely. If it did it is likely that most of its clients would repudiate it, and the leadership of Militia A might very likely die.

The experience of the wild west was that bitter and prolonged conflict between enforcement organizations was very rare, but not totally unknown. Those cases that happened are alleged to result from persistent criminal behavior by one of the enforcement organizations, some say both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21380214)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:42 PM
Author: self-centered stirring rehab pistol

"but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him."

What if he he's located in belarus and protected by a private army of gurkhas and spetsnaz? Could the individual who's harmed by pollution from his smokestacks do anything about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21380840)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: out-of-control twinkling new version

Shh you're being too realistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21740567)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:49 PM
Author: Contagious french site

ok, this made me laff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21380025)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21380170)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:34 PM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21380289)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:31 PM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21380705)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: big lettuce public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21380811)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Amber ticket booth electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21380853)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 3:02 PM
Author: pearly weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21381005)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 3:36 PM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21381252)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 11:23 PM
Author: big lettuce public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21384799)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:37 AM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21386754)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy half-breed yarmulke

def credited lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21387498)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 1:48 PM
Author: Silver angry orchestra pit sandwich

MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21387903)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:18 PM
Author: know-it-all base

11:30PM Your first customer. An obese man with a zit-encrusted face that reminds you of a gopher rattles up in a 1983 Toyota Celica. He appraises you for a full minute, rhythmically stroking his glossy, luxuriant neckbeard.

" You're a little old for this game, aren't you?"

"Excuse me?"

"Most of my boys are half your age. Old enough to make their own choices, of course--far be it from me to violate their body/property rights. Not that I don't violate their bodies," he giggles.

"Ok man whatever"

"Yes, whatever... Whatever I want YOU SHALL GIVE ME" he bellows, a thick froth of spittle forming on his mouth.

He half-opens a chubby little hand and you see something gleam inside.

"Is that gold?"

"Oh my yes. PHYSICAL GOLD. They said I was a fool. They called me mad. MAD! But look who's laughing NOW!" he laughs diabolically

"I need that gold, man. Whatever you want, I'll do."

"Then you shall have it."

5 disgusting minutes later:

"alright, how about that gold?"

He shoves you out onto the street and floors the gas.

"Just remember, you were better off at the time of our transaction! Muaahahahahahaha!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21391229)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Primrose comical school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21394739)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:55 AM
Author: galvanic becky

Twist: it is Glenn Beck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21394762)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:17 PM
Author: jet regret jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21406145)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:52 AM
Author: out-of-control twinkling new version

BUT WE HAD A CONTRACT!

(CGM's ultimate neckbeard fantasy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21740683)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:12 AM
Author: thriller deep indian lodge

Seriously underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21771172)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: thriller deep indian lodge

Still the best post ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#22255483)



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Date: December 30th, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: thriller deep indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#22336541)



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: stimulating area national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#26640788)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21391273)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:28 PM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21391337)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:34 PM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21391380)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:37 PM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21391414)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:41 PM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21391433)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:15 PM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21391703)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:26 PM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21391789)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21392096)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:27 PM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21392464)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21392541)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:29 AM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21394722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 11:57 AM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21395448)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21396123)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21399036)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21406126)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: outnumbered liquid oxygen psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21406165)



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Date: September 6th, 2012 6:40 PM
Author: Primrose comical school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21513851)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 9:50 AM
Author: big lettuce public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21740507)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:46 AM
Author: bossy vivacious pisswyrm senate

The ultimate Ron Paul/Libertarian Neckbeard Basement Dweller world would probably look like Mad Max. Or any third world country, really.

Roving gangs of unemployed TTT law school alumni with mohawks and cross bows raiding small settlements in the wasteland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21771059)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: self-centered stirring rehab pistol

Not flame: paultards will actually argue that Somalia makes the case for libertarianism, because living standards have improved moderately since they "got rid of their government."

Of course they neglect to mention that Mogadishu in the 1970s looked like this: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RSD2S7AqZD0/ToDY8crp-tI/AAAAAAAAEO4/59t8MuIz2Vw/s1600/Mogadishu1970s%25281%2529.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21771081)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy half-breed yarmulke

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21771108)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:58 AM
Author: deranged tripping abode place of business

First, Somalia is not "libertarian".

Second, all you have succeeded in showing with this post is that government from 70-91 fucked up mightly and that its collapse has brought about improvements to the nation/city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21771121)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: Boyish mad-dog skullcap mood

holy fuck LOLOLLOLOLOOL I was about to call flame on shithead neckbeard paultards actually backing this argument hahahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21771125)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy half-breed yarmulke

oh look! an actual retard!

What you need to do is move to africa. that is the place where you can find what you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21771129)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:35 AM
Author: Self-absorbed mother locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21771267)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:04 AM
Author: self-centered stirring rehab pistol

Seems like the people who fucked up were the people who thought it was a good idea to overthrow the Somali government.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21771145)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:07 AM
Author: deranged tripping abode place of business

huh? The country shit the bed under Barre. By the time the "overthrow" occurred, the damage to the country had already occurred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21771160)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:09 AM
Author: self-centered stirring rehab pistol

At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21771168)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:14 AM
Author: deranged tripping abode place of business

"At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now."

This is objectively not true. Forget the nadir, just pick the late 80s-91 (i.e. pre-civil war) and compare the QOL vs now. You will see that in basically all key measures (infant mortality, life expectancy, literacy, etc) Somalia is better now than it was then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21771180)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy half-breed yarmulke

Why are you incapable of understanding the point of any conversation you are in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21771183)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Geriatric lodge messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21771188)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:37 AM
Author: Self-absorbed mother locus

This. This on steroids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21771280)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 10:52 AM
Author: Sickened point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21946007)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: self-centered stirring rehab pistol

Do you understand the word "nadir?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21771209)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Self-absorbed mother locus

I think he does. Do you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#21771296)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: dark misanthropic shitlib cruise ship

To be fair,

*Erects strawman conflating mainstream pragmatic libertarian with hardcore anarcho-libertarian ideologue; pretends that all "libertarians" are hellbent on eliminating every single vestige of state power, up to and including public roads, public police forces, a public judiciary, etc.*

*Posts this strawman on XO*

*Gets dozens of 180's from gleeful, chuckling liberals smiling smugly at the thought of the unfathomable idiocy of their political opponents*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#22255526)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy half-breed yarmulke

i sense anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#22255536)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: dark misanthropic shitlib cruise ship

To be fair,

Naw bro, I just prefer my scathing political humor to come from a place of truth. That's why liberal-friend-threading is so funny: we all know a bunch of super-sensitive faggots like that. I know a lot of libertarians, and very few of them get pissed about public roads, the existence of public police departments, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#22255557)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Scarlet elastic band

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#22255696)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Henna Center

I believe that's the point, good sir!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#29217828)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: garnet haunting parlour

Describe this pragmatic libertarianism, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#22255552)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: dark misanthropic shitlib cruise ship

To be fair,

Government should be forced to rigorously justify its existence/intervention, or else it shouldn't exist/intervene. Justification stems from answering the simple two-part question of whether the government is both capable of doing a decent job and is needed in the first place (i.e., the private marketplace won't realistically solve this problem in an acceptable manner).

Public roads are clearly justified. Wasteful, ultra-nitpicky bullshit "regulations" that make it basically impossible for small businesses to succeed (and often arise from industry capture in the first plce), or "obscenity" laws that don't really do a goddamn thing except allow the government to prosecute people engaging in relatively unpopular free speech without even providing clear guidelines for what is/isn't constitutional, are clearly not. Most things fall in the middle, and require thoughtful individual evaulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#22255592)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Scarlet elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#22255698)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:25 PM
Author: know-it-all base

To be fair,

CGM and his ilk routinely argue against public roads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#22255774)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: diverse box office

"Public" roads tend to be government allocated subsidies to the car industry due to the car lobbyists advocating for the gov to give them a monopoly over transit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#38173751)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: appetizing milky faggot firefighter kitchen

A majority of americans agree with this statement but disagree re the individual evaluations of government existence and intervention

the president has stated this principle before but obviously has a broader view of what problems government can and should "solve"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#22255782)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:06 AM
Author: medicated excitant cuckoldry school

Extremely cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#45131133)



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Date: February 21st, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: talented federal prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#22686411)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Maroon bateful circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#25010966)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: magenta irradiated business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#25303338)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Hyperventilating salmon famous landscape painting

how did i miss this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#29217829)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Henna Center

TCQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#29217831)



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Author: Concupiscible casino



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Date: September 7th, 2022 10:08 AM
Author: bipolar set

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#45130914)



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Date: August 26th, 2023 4:53 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant whorehouse fanboi

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2Firm#47086771)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: Saffron domesticated stage



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