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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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Amethyst Laughsome Trailer Park Electric Furnace
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lol at white womyn
slimy coldplay fan
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
soul-stirring sneaky criminal
  10/10/12
http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Painfully honest irradiated nibblets ape
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Lavender big step-uncle's house
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
aggressive twinkling garrison
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Lavender big step-uncle's house
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"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Massive hospital
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It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
Mind-boggling indecent theater
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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tyft
Vibrant legal warrant school cafeteria
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180
Citrine talented office depressive
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awesome
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
erotic heaven
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18000000000
underhanded arrogant jap
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You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Amethyst Laughsome Trailer Park Electric Furnace

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Amethyst Laughsome Trailer Park Electric Furnace



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Amethyst Laughsome Trailer Park Electric Furnace



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: slimy coldplay fan

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring sneaky criminal

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Painfully honest irradiated nibblets ape

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Lavender big step-uncle's house

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: aggressive twinkling garrison

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Lavender big step-uncle's house

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Massive hospital

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Mind-boggling indecent theater

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Amethyst Laughsome Trailer Park Electric Furnace

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Vibrant legal warrant school cafeteria

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Citrine talented office depressive

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: glittery orchid giraffe

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Sapphire hot really tough guy candlestick maker



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: territorial impertinent indian lodge

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: erotic heaven

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: underhanded arrogant jap

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Angry ticket booth

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Insanely creepy autistic rehab

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: charcoal razzle reading party



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained))



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