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wine trailer park
  05/08/13
lol
Coral big legend old irish cottage
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fucking shitboomer. how about "please let me know once...
aquamarine theater stage
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READ RECEIPT REQUESTED
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Opaque Multi-billionaire Associate
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Opaque Multi-billionaire Associate
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You're a faggot
Mischievous shitlib
  05/08/13
I AM RUBBER AND YOU ARE FUCKING GLUE.
wine trailer park
  05/08/13
Don't impose your fucking normative schema on me bro
Mischievous shitlib
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Education Fordham Law School (J.D., cum laude, 1977) ...
aquamarine theater stage
  05/08/13
MODS!
wine trailer park
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Opaque Multi-billionaire Associate
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*clicks the circle and makes it red*
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still shaking with rage at this bootstraps boomer
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From: A William Urquhart. To: Attorneys. Time:...
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lol at "That is why we give you 180s"
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bossy vibrant stock car
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180
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aquamarine theater stage
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i wonder why no harm was done by the fax not being sent
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scenario in 3rd parag=180
aquamarine theater stage
  05/31/13
wtf 180
Balding Concupiscible Gunner
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Opaque Multi-billionaire Associate
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nice re-troping there
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(XO alchemist masterman turning shit into GOLD)
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Heady impertinent toaster
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wine trailer park
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Bill Urquhart ANGRY as fuck
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I will never understand why anyone with several options woul...
Frum Odious Useless Brakes Psychic
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laughsome coldplay fan
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what's LESSON NUMBER TWO?
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i think about this post 2x a daay
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Iridescent becky
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WHOLLY SHIT 180
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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:03 AM
Author: wine trailer park

Now more than ever there are many good flames and shticks competing for are business. Doing really good flame is not enough. Pumos and lurkers expect that and well they should given the other threads they could go to. You must all realize that we are in a service business. In this day and age of xoxo iphone apps and twitter feeds pumos and lurkers expect you to megapoast 24/7. Of course, that is something of an exaggeration–but not much.

LESSON NUMBER ONE: You should check your threads early and often. That not only means when you are in the basement, it also means after you leave the basement as well. Unless you have very good reason not to (for example when you are asleep, fucking a 9, or jacking off to pornotubes), you should be checking your threads every minute. One of the last things you should do before you retire for the night is to check your threads. That is why we give you 180s. I can assure you that all of are pumos and lurkers expect you to be checking your threads often. I am not asking you to do something we do not do ourselves. I can assure you that tbf, :D, lisa rowe, etc. all check their threads often.

Yesterday I was working with a relatively new poaster on a flame which both he and I knew was a rush. It was for a relatively new female poaster whom we were trying to impress. The poaster did a nice job under pressure. Before I left the board at about 3:00 AM I sent a gchat to this poaster asking him to perform a task–say "u mad??" to a bunch of poasters criticizing my OP. I assumed the task was done. Turns out the poaster did not check his gchats until the morning. I assumed the task had been completed. It had not been. In this case it was no harm no foul, the thread got bumped and no one seemed to notice, but I think we can all imagine scenarios when this could be a disaster.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1766742&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=e02ad561ba7a8c87e1d8e9a0d90b8307



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23156395)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:04 AM
Author: Coral big legend old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23156398)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:10 AM
Author: aquamarine theater stage

fucking shitboomer.

how about "please let me know once you've received this message"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23156403)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: wine trailer park

READ RECEIPT REQUESTED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23161481)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: aquamarine theater stage

he looks like a massive tool in his pic. too good to wear a suit is he. just chillin and grinnin and leanin ginst a fence. fucking doucheboomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23161508)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:12 AM
Author: Opaque Multi-billionaire Associate



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:21 AM
Author: Opaque Multi-billionaire Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23156418)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:45 AM
Author: Mischievous shitlib

You're a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23156443)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:57 AM
Author: wine trailer park

I AM RUBBER AND YOU ARE FUCKING GLUE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23156466)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:04 AM
Author: Mischievous shitlib

Don't impose your fucking normative schema on me bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23156481)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:18 AM
Author: aquamarine theater stage

Education

Fordham Law School

(J.D., cum laude, 1977)

Fordham Law Review

Fordham College

(B.A., 1969)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23156499)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: wine trailer park

MODS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23156550)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 11:29 PM
Author: Opaque Multi-billionaire Associate



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Date: May 8th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: drab sweet tailpipe institution

*clicks the circle and makes it red*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23162099)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 8:44 AM
Author: aquamarine theater stage

still shaking with rage at this bootstraps boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23163732)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:13 AM
Author: aquamarine theater stage

From: A William Urquhart.

To: Attorneys.

Time: 9:21 a.m.

Re: CHECK YOU EMAILS OFTEN [sic]

Now more than ever there are many talented lawyers and law firms competing for our business. Doing really good legal work is not enough. Clients expect that and well they should given what we charge for our services You must all realize that we are in a service business. In this day and age of faxes, emails, internet, etc. clients expect you to be accessible 24\7. Of course, that is something of an exaggeration — but not much.

LESSON NUMBER ONE: You should check your emails early and often. That not only means when you are in the office, it also means after you leave the office as well. Unless you have very good reason not to (for example when you are asleep, in court or in a tunnel), you should be checking your emails every hour. One of the last things you should do before you retire for the night is to check your email. That is why we give you blackberries. I can assure you that all of our clients expect you to be checking your emails often. I am not asking you to do something we do not do ourselves. I can assure you that John Quinn, Peter Calamari, Mike Carlinsky, Faith Gay, Fred Lorig, etc. all check their emails often.

Yesterday I was working with a relatively new associate on a project which both he and I knew was a rush. It was for a relatively new client whom we were trying to impress. The associate did a nice job under pressure. Before I left the office at about 7:30 I sent an email to this associate asking him to perform a task — fax a draft letter for review and comment. I assumed the task was done. Turns out the associate left the office and did not check his emails until this morning. I assumed the task had been completed. It had not been. In this case it was no harm no foul, but I think we can all imagine scenarios when this could be a disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23163824)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:16 AM
Author: Clear sexy point kitty cat



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:23 AM
Author: Bright Personal Credit Line

lol at "That is why we give you 180s"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23163851)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: aquamarine theater stage



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Date: May 10th, 2013 8:36 AM
Author: aquamarine theater stage



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Date: May 10th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: fuchsia marvelous dysfunction party of the first part



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Date: May 10th, 2013 9:40 PM
Author: aquamarine theater stage



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Date: May 10th, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: bossy vibrant stock car



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Date: May 11th, 2013 2:41 PM
Author: Doobsian Bbw Roommate

180

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Date: May 11th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: aquamarine theater stage

cr

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Date: May 12th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: aquamarine theater stage

i wonder why no harm was done by the fax not being sent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23186099)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: aquamarine theater stage

scenario in 3rd parag=180

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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Balding Concupiscible Gunner

wtf 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23308143)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Opaque Multi-billionaire Associate



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:49 PM
Author: Flirting national security agency

nice re-troping there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23308176)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:03 AM
Author: aquamarine theater stage



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Date: June 24th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: razzmatazz rusted mad cow disease cumskin

(XO alchemist masterman turning shit into GOLD)

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Date: June 24th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Heady impertinent toaster



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Date: July 18th, 2013 9:32 PM
Author: wine trailer park



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Date: July 18th, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: Nofapping House-broken Lay

Bill Urquhart ANGRY as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23675444)



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Date: July 19th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: Supple Blathering Pisswyrm

Watching drunk Bill Urqhart hit on nubile 20 somethings at those QE recruitment receptions=a great joy of life.

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Date: July 19th, 2013 10:07 AM
Author: charcoal hall black woman



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Date: July 19th, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: Frum Odious Useless Brakes Psychic

I will never understand why anyone with several options would ever work at that factory of misery.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:14 AM
Author: laughsome coldplay fan



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: aquamarine theater stage

what's LESSON NUMBER TWO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#23857914)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: laughsome coldplay fan



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:28 AM
Author: laughsome coldplay fan



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: Opaque Multi-billionaire Associate



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Date: September 28th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: aquamarine theater stage



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Date: November 10th, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Bright Personal Credit Line



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: wine trailer park



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Date: December 6th, 2013 6:23 AM
Author: wine trailer park



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:31 AM
Author: razzle center

i think about this post 2x a daay

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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:36 AM
Author: Iridescent becky



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Date: December 23rd, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: bossy vibrant stock car

WHOLLY SHIT 180

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Date: June 19th, 2014 1:57 AM
Author: aquamarine theater stage

its wonderful

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Date: June 19th, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Sooty place of business market



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Date: June 19th, 2014 2:30 AM
Author: Opaque Multi-billionaire Associate



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Date: December 17th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: aquamarine theater stage



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: aquamarine theater stage
Subject: 180

I sent a gchat to this poaster asking him to perform a task–say "u mad??" to a bunch of poasters criticizing my OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Firm#27311331)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Disgusting pocket flask whorehouse



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: aquamarine theater stage

180

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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: wine trailer park



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: aquamarine theater stage

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: aquamarine theater stage



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Date: July 6th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: aquamarine theater stage



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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: aquamarine theater stage



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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:08 AM
Author: laughsome coldplay fan



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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:32 AM
Author: Flickering swashbuckling gas station cuck

Chrck your ‘R’s daily

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Date: January 6th, 2022 4:45 AM
Author: aquamarine theater stage



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Date: October 29th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: aquamarine theater stage



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