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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Self-absorbed center depressive
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Bossy diverse whorehouse mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Self-absorbed center depressive
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Bossy diverse whorehouse mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Self-absorbed center depressive
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Bossy diverse whorehouse mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Self-absorbed center depressive
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Bossy diverse whorehouse mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Self-absorbed center depressive
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Bossy diverse whorehouse mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Self-absorbed center depressive
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
razzle-dazzle state masturbator
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Self-absorbed center depressive
  08/18/13
k
razzle-dazzle state masturbator
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bon...
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Holy shit not flame?
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  08/18/13
Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
Self-absorbed center depressive
  08/18/13
180000000000
Cracking Sienna Range
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Self-absorbed center depressive
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
bistre property
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Floppy dark crotch theatre
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Self-absorbed center depressive
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Floppy dark crotch theatre
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Self-absorbed center depressive
  08/18/13
180
Floppy dark crotch theatre
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Bossy diverse whorehouse mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
Self-absorbed center depressive
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Bossy diverse whorehouse mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
Self-absorbed center depressive
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
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  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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180 will do.
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She’s watching the grandkids now.
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180 idea, 160 execution on the flame
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Fuck you, not flame bro.
Self-absorbed center depressive
  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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  08/18/13
She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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Some great reasons to never have kids itt.
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why did EPAH go pumo doe?
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180 thread
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  08/19/13
Steal them back.
odious amber address regret
  08/19/13
UPDATE?
Floppy dark crotch theatre
  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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  08/07/14
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ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna t...
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i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about b...
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ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will b...
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not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of ...
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where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?
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cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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ATD.
Crimson passionate spot
  08/23/15
Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
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  08/23/15
Lmao
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  08/23/15
you on fetlife bro?
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  08/23/15
Yeah.
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  08/23/15
as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by ursel...
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Self-absorbed center depressive
  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
Ocher base
  08/23/15
of course
Self-absorbed center depressive
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
Ocher base
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
bistre property
  08/23/15
I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshol...
Self-absorbed center depressive
  08/23/15
yolo bro
bistre property
  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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why just one?
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  08/23/15
She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don'...
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Bossy diverse whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Bossy diverse whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Bossy diverse whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Bossy diverse whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Bossy diverse whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle state masturbator

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle state masturbator

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: buck-toothed rebellious theater

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Bronze shitlib

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Sinister Feces Cruise Ship



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Balding pink quadroon



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.




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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Dashing Dysfunction Cuckoldry

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Bronze shitlib



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Pearly gaped death wish stead



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: bright thriller piazza deer antler



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Racy Pontificating Antidepressant Drug Faggotry

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Cracking Sienna Range

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: bistre property

what is a butt plug

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Floppy dark crotch theatre

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Floppy dark crotch theatre

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Floppy dark crotch theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Bossy diverse whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Bossy diverse whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Bossy diverse whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Bossy diverse whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Rough-skinned hospital



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Talented Pervert Organic Girlfriend



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Sinister Feces Cruise Ship

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Milky concupiscible main people den



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: honey-headed lettuce

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Obsidian volcanic crater codepig

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Floppy dark crotch theatre

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: stirring turquoise ceo



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: hairless fragrant office scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Bronze shitlib



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

She’s watching the grandkids now.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: disgusting national



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed private investor black woman

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: odious amber address regret



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: fantasy-prone new version french chef



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Gay Macaca



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: know-it-all national security agency step-uncle's house

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Excitant school athletic conference

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Light Supple Corner Party Of The First Part

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Light Supple Corner Party Of The First Part

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: drab windowlicker immigrant

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Excitant school athletic conference

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle state masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: heady gaping tank

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: odious amber address regret

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Floppy dark crotch theatre

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: honey-headed lettuce

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Bronze shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring histrionic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring histrionic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Bronze shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Gay Macaca

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Cracking Sienna Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Pearly gaped death wish stead



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Big electric furnace

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Ocher base

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Ocher base

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Ocher base

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Ocher base

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Crimson passionate spot

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Ocher base

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Ocher base

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Ocher base

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Crimson passionate spot

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: dead chapel old irish cottage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Nubile persian business firm

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Ocher base

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Ocher base

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Ocher base

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: bistre property

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: bistre property

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: sooty rehab

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: sooty rehab

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Ocher base

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: exhilarant therapy plaza



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Citrine parlour

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: motley ticket booth round eye

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser Affirmative Action



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: razzmatazz carmine gas station pisswyrm



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Sadistic appetizing patrolman

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Azure vigorous yarmulke

great thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Curious reading party

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: disturbing glittery goyim

180 thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Sinister Feces Cruise Ship



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: ivory insanely creepy doctorate



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Hairraiser Affirmative Action



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: bonkers cordovan international law enforcement agency



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: honey-headed lettuce

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center depressive



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: exhilarant therapy plaza



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#50002879)