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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit
  11/17/13
wow great point man
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  11/17/13
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Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
nyuug
  03/24/26
like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu
nyuug
  03/24/26
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  03/25/26
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fishy bateful corner
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Tripping Stirring School Cafeteria
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Metal garrison
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
amber orchestra pit
  11/18/13
tp
Thirsty very tactful electric furnace
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
snowy odious parlour
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
rose stimulating gaping
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
fishy bateful corner
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
rose stimulating gaping
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
rose stimulating gaping
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Vigorous smoky legal warrant brunch
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
rose stimulating gaping
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Medicated mind-boggling personal credit line
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Hairraiser Pisswyrm
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
180 hell shitlib
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
puce self-centered business firm
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
Doobsian olive station
  04/07/16
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Drunken Set Deer Antler
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
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  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
Electric chocolate nibblets piazza
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
glassy provocative karate
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
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?
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i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
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  11/18/13
Well?
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  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
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  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
vivacious coral step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
fishy bateful corner
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
mustard half-breed spot
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Unhinged dilemma digit ratio
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
vivacious coral step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
vivacious coral step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Unhinged dilemma digit ratio
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
rose stimulating gaping
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
vivacious coral step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
rose stimulating gaping
  11/17/13
You're done here
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  11/19/13
(idiot)
rose stimulating gaping
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Insanely creepy adventurous idea he suggested french chef
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
cream razzmatazz philosopher-king
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit
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i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Insanely creepy adventurous idea he suggested french chef
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Hairraiser Pisswyrm
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rose stimulating gaping
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Insanely creepy adventurous idea he suggested french chef
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
pearly nighttime pervert
  11/17/13
only?
cream razzmatazz philosopher-king
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
rose stimulating gaping
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
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rose stimulating gaping
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Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Trip offensive juggernaut center
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Unhinged dilemma digit ratio
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
obsidian field cuck
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Insanely creepy adventurous idea he suggested french chef
  11/17/13
lol
obsidian field cuck
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Trip offensive juggernaut center
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
cream razzmatazz philosopher-king
  11/17/13
lmao.
amber orchestra pit
  11/18/13
cq
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
sticky startled heaven
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
amber orchestra pit
  11/18/13
Underrated
Cerise coldplay fan
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holy shit lol
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tyft mental image
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chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
overrated foreskin boistinker
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
rose stimulating gaping
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
overrated foreskin boistinker
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
rose stimulating gaping
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Trip offensive juggernaut center
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
rose stimulating gaping
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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*legit retard*
sticky startled heaven
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
overrated foreskin boistinker
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
sticky startled heaven
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Insanely creepy adventurous idea he suggested french chef
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
rose stimulating gaping
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
overrated foreskin boistinker
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
indecent razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
rose stimulating gaping
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
rose stimulating gaping
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
overrated foreskin boistinker
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
rose stimulating gaping
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
overrated foreskin boistinker
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
rose stimulating gaping
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
indecent razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
rose stimulating gaping
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
indecent razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
indecent razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
sticky startled heaven
  11/17/13
LOL
rose stimulating gaping
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
overrated foreskin boistinker
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
sticky startled heaven
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
overrated foreskin boistinker
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
sticky startled heaven
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
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  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
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  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
Amethyst Aphrodisiac Background Story
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really embarassing
adulterous pea-brained trailer park
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
overrated foreskin boistinker
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
sticky startled heaven
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
Cerise coldplay fan
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
cream razzmatazz philosopher-king
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit
  11/17/13
well executed flame
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holy shit not flame
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tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
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it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
sticky startled heaven
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Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
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Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit
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the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
fuchsia psychic state
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If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
comical lodge
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
marvelous turdskin
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
comical lodge
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Balding Ruby Brethren
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit
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cr the voice of reason
Balding Ruby Brethren
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
comical lodge
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit
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a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
comical lodge
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dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
infuriating curious rigor stage
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happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
clear vibrant goal in life becky
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I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
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Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
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ty, brother.
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
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well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
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show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
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if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling bistre lettuce

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: emerald reading party church building



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug

like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu

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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: March 26th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: fishy bateful corner



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Tripping Stirring School Cafeteria

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Metal garrison

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: amber orchestra pit

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Thirsty very tactful electric furnace

tp

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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: snowy odious parlour

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: rose stimulating gaping

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: fishy bateful corner

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: rose stimulating gaping

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: rose stimulating gaping

yeah exactly

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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Vigorous smoky legal warrant brunch

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: rose stimulating gaping

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Medicated mind-boggling personal credit line

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser Pisswyrm

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: 180 hell shitlib

What if it is at night though bro?

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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: puce self-centered business firm

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Doobsian olive station

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Drunken Set Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: gold space

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Electric chocolate nibblets piazza

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: glassy provocative karate

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: chestnut disturbing bawdyhouse internal respiration

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: hideous appetizing whorehouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: clear vibrant goal in life becky

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: histrionic ladyboy mediation

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: internet-worthy ivory international law enforcement agency

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: vivacious coral step-uncle's house

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: fishy bateful corner

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: mustard half-breed spot

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Unhinged dilemma digit ratio

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: vivacious coral step-uncle's house

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: vivacious coral step-uncle's house

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Unhinged dilemma digit ratio

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: rose stimulating gaping

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: vivacious coral step-uncle's house

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: rose stimulating gaping

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: know-it-all church people who are hurt

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: rose stimulating gaping

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Insanely creepy adventurous idea he suggested french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: cream razzmatazz philosopher-king

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Insanely creepy adventurous idea he suggested french chef

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Hairraiser Pisswyrm

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: rose stimulating gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Insanely creepy adventurous idea he suggested french chef

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: pearly nighttime pervert

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: cream razzmatazz philosopher-king

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: rose stimulating gaping

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: rose stimulating gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Charismatic maize location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Trip offensive juggernaut center

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Unhinged dilemma digit ratio

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: obsidian field cuck

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Insanely creepy adventurous idea he suggested french chef

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: obsidian field cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Trip offensive juggernaut center

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: cream razzmatazz philosopher-king

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: amber orchestra pit

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: demanding clown tanning salon

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Thirsty very tactful electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: sticky startled heaven

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: amber orchestra pit

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Cerise coldplay fan

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Umber aromatic generalized bond

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Sable den genital piercing

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: vengeful arousing place of business boiling water

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: overrated foreskin boistinker

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: rose stimulating gaping

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: overrated foreskin boistinker

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: rose stimulating gaping

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Trip offensive juggernaut center

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: rose stimulating gaping

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Henna Dashing Rigpig Stead

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: sticky startled heaven

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: overrated foreskin boistinker

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: sticky startled heaven

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Insanely creepy adventurous idea he suggested french chef

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: rose stimulating gaping

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: overrated foreskin boistinker

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: indecent razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: rose stimulating gaping

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: rose stimulating gaping

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: overrated foreskin boistinker

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: rose stimulating gaping

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: overrated foreskin boistinker

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: rose stimulating gaping

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: indecent razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: rose stimulating gaping

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: indecent razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: indecent razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: sticky startled heaven

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: rose stimulating gaping

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: overrated foreskin boistinker

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: sticky startled heaven

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: overrated foreskin boistinker

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: sticky startled heaven

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: fighting black native

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: mustard half-breed spot

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Amethyst Aphrodisiac Background Story

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: adulterous pea-brained trailer park

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: overrated foreskin boistinker

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: sticky startled heaven

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Cerise coldplay fan

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: cream razzmatazz philosopher-king

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: costumed poppy antidepressant drug cumskin

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: drab double fault toilet seat

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: rough-skinned lavender theater stage hominid

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Razzle Translucent Casino

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: sticky startled heaven

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Topaz spectacular meetinghouse striped hyena



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: infuriating curious rigor stage

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: titillating azure macaca



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Topaz spectacular meetinghouse striped hyena



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Alcoholic hateful mental disorder mood



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: fuchsia psychic state

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: fuchsia psychic state

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: comical lodge

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: marvelous turdskin

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: comical lodge

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Balding Ruby Brethren

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Balding Ruby Brethren

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: comical lodge

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: pearl degenerate really tough guy



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Splenetic Bonkers Principal's Office

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: comical lodge

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: infuriating curious rigor stage

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: clear vibrant goal in life becky

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Cyan submissive stock car

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Cracking university

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: sapphire chapel

(Jeff Bridges)

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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Charismatic maize location



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Beta Lay Tattoo

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: ruddy arrogant locale

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: drab double fault toilet seat

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: lime hospital travel guidebook



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: excitant sandwich



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: purple puppy blood rage

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: drab double fault toilet seat

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Saffron violent nursing home

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: coiffed ratface



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: cerebral garnet son of senegal trust fund

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Sable den genital piercing

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Crimson stage masturbator

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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Floppy carmine forum

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: iridescent kink-friendly property athletic conference

Uh they do

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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Sable den genital piercing

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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: beady-eyed abode candlestick maker

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Fragrant Honey-headed Menage



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish public bath hissy fit



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Doobsian olive station



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: glittery crackhouse pozpig

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Disrespectful kitchen

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#30219500)



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Author: bull headed home



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Author: Doobsian olive station

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