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HOW much younger
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11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
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Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
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laughing so hard at this
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Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
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180
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180^180
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what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
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how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
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"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
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seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
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How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
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describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
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i have no recollection of posting in this thread
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OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
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it's a serious issue bro
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(xo 2014)
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or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
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a damning indictment.
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180
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if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
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cr. swiping overrides biology
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Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
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Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
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1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
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And 10/10 xo women
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Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
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Titcr Occam's razor bro
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It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
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message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
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UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
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tyft
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Lol
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...
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180 billion
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180 this is great
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The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
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yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
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(no fun guy)
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(Guy who needs to STFU)
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Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
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UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
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oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
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brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
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u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
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I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
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titcr
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why is she nervous?
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Looks like a double date to me.
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The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
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Post a pic of sis
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I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
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"MUCH more likely" tyft
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well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
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nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
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box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
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underrated suggestion
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selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
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This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
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There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
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ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
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DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
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I've literally never been more excited in my life.
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I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
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I really like this as just a general motto.
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Loling hard
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homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
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can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
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...
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there's prime real estate for sale further up.
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you have to fuck her now, it's done
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i know u IRL
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god's work, friend OP- dem titties
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...
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unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
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*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
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WTF NOOOOOO
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
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fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
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Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
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multiple lols from reading this thread
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discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
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i could see it
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BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
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*ZOZO
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OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
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  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
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  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
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WTF?
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UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
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post the pic again
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Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
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...
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Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
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Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
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TY, brother. That was deep.
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Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
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...
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180 thread have a great weekend bro
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UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
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This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
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...
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...
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take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
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...
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What's for dinner?
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Jack off in the shampoo bottle
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Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
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180
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Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
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This can be their Columbus Day thing.
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she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
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she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
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...
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why would u go to jail bro
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This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
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it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
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honored but this isn't my work
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  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
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Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
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Creampie pics
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transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
alcoholic brunch queen of the night
  10/11/14
...
Magical theatre
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Vibrant background story
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
...
buff pocket flask orchestra pit
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
...
frisky range sandwich
  10/11/14
...
Chartreuse genital piercing french chef
  10/11/14
...
Vibrant background story
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
wonderful citrine heaven
  10/27/14
lmfao
cream lodge
  10/11/14
amazing
Splenetic pearly skinny woman
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
stimulating mewling nibblets
  10/11/14
180
flesh cocky incel mexican
  10/11/14
...
glittery tantric becky
  10/11/14
...
Chartreuse genital piercing french chef
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
wonderful citrine heaven
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
rambunctious library
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Ocher Judgmental Institution
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
cracking bespoke shrine
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Vibrant background story
  10/11/14
Seriously.
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
yellow church useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
Aromatic piazza
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Slippery hilarious casino stain
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Turquoise nursing home pervert
  03/28/16
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
...
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Sepia Galvanic Station Ladyboy
  10/11/14
...
self-centered outnumbered forum blood rage
  10/11/14
...
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  10/11/14
plz poast
Talking bronze black woman native
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
self-centered outnumbered forum blood rage
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
cruel-hearted mad-dog skullcap depressive
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
razzmatazz rose place of business hospital
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface
  10/11/14
For the love of god
stimulating mewling nibblets
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Vibrant background story
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
fluffy silver fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
comical translucent antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Magical theatre
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
cruel-hearted mad-dog skullcap depressive
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
stimulating mewling nibblets
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
frisky range sandwich
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
lol 180
Vibrant background story
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
razzmatazz rose place of business hospital
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
...
vigorous nofapping water buffalo senate
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
azure appetizing corner fat ankles
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
sooty abode
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
sooty abode
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Dashing aquamarine center national security agency
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Irradiated Big-titted University
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Cerise office international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Jet tank stag film
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Irradiated Big-titted University
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
adulterous elite really tough guy
  10/11/14
keeping it real
azure appetizing corner fat ankles
  10/11/14
...
cruel-hearted mad-dog skullcap depressive
  10/11/14
cr
Motley Business Firm Affirmative Action
  10/11/14
Amen.
Fragrant Codepig
  10/11/14
lol cr
Odious bat-shit-crazy puppy
  10/11/14
...
dun windowlicker
  10/11/14
...
Vibrant background story
  10/11/14
...
Chartreuse genital piercing french chef
  10/11/14
...
wonderful citrine heaven
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Saffron stead
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Jet tank stag film
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Jet tank stag film
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Saffron stead
  10/11/14
180
Carmine base round eye
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
cheese-eating old irish cottage
  10/11/14
...
Saffron stead
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
razzmatazz rose place of business hospital
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Saffron stead
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
stimulating mewling nibblets
  10/11/14
...
Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Cerise office international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Magical theatre
  10/11/14
lol
honey-headed azn
  10/11/14
underrated
Garnet useless candlestick maker
  10/11/14
...
Mint organic girlfriend kitty cat
  10/12/14
...
wonderful citrine heaven
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
stirring weed whacker bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
...
stimulating mewling nibblets
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
stirring weed whacker bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
stirring weed whacker bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
wonderful citrine heaven
  10/27/14
lol
soggy gay wizard plaza
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
salmon wrinkle circlehead
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
bisexual field idea he suggested
  10/11/14
...
out-of-control half-breed keepsake machete
  10/11/14
180
fluffy silver fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
180
Dashing aquamarine center national security agency
  10/11/14
180
Vibrant background story
  10/11/14
...
dun windowlicker
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Blue school
  10/11/14
...
tan dog poop crotch
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Vibrant background story
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
twinkling zombie-like roast beef associate
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
razzmatazz rose place of business hospital
  10/11/14
...
grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
180
fluffy silver fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
razzmatazz rose place of business hospital
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
razzmatazz rose place of business hospital
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
exhilarant tanning salon pozpig
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Vengeful Unhinged Macaca Principal's Office
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry
  10/11/14
...
Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
...
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  10/11/14
...
wonderful citrine heaven
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
Go on...
wonderful citrine heaven
  10/27/14
...
exhilarant tanning salon pozpig
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
sticky resort cuckold
  10/11/14
...
Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Vengeful Unhinged Macaca Principal's Office
  10/11/14
Yessir.
sticky resort cuckold
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Magical theatre
  10/11/14
...
Aromatic piazza
  10/11/14
...
Chartreuse genital piercing french chef
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Swollen Twinkling Uncleanness Trust Fund
  10/12/14
...
wonderful citrine heaven
  10/27/14
...
Mint organic girlfriend kitty cat
  10/12/14
...
wonderful citrine heaven
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Vermilion Sneaky Criminal
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
dun windowlicker
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Vengeful Unhinged Macaca Principal's Office
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Vibrant background story
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
wonderful citrine heaven
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Dashing aquamarine center national security agency
  10/11/14
...
lime goal in life
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
effete meetinghouse
  10/11/14
...
lime goal in life
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  10/11/14
...
grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Impressive jap
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Ocher Judgmental Institution
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Vermilion Sneaky Criminal
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Vibrant background story
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
exhilarant tanning salon pozpig
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
...
At-the-ready main people
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
gold kitty house
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Sepia Galvanic Station Ladyboy
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Sepia Galvanic Station Ladyboy
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
Idiotic disrespectful stage
  10/11/14
...
180 kink-friendly school cafeteria ape
  10/11/14
...
Chartreuse genital piercing french chef
  10/11/14
Oh my
Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water
  10/11/14
omg
Orange hyperventilating hall legal warrant
  10/11/14
...
lavender friendly grandma
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Vibrant background story
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
razzmatazz rose place of business hospital
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water
  10/11/14
...
Chartreuse genital piercing french chef
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
flesh cocky incel mexican
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
Orange hyperventilating hall legal warrant
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
unholy temple
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Peach
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
cerebral son of senegal prole
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Idiotic disrespectful stage
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
costumed
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Doobsian Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
...
stirring weed whacker bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
...
pale shaky immigrant
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Multi-colored New Version Parlour
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
slimy
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
...
dun windowlicker
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
self-absorbed hot location
  10/11/14
wtf
twisted generalized bond
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
offensive mediation
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Doobsian Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
offensive mediation
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
bisexual field idea he suggested
  10/11/14
...
Vibrant background story
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Vibrant background story
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
cerebral son of senegal prole
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Vengeful Unhinged Macaca Principal's Office
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Orchid Fanboi
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Vengeful Unhinged Macaca Principal's Office
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Doobsian Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
unholy temple
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Vengeful Unhinged Macaca Principal's Office
  10/11/14
...
Vibrant background story
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
exhilarant tanning salon pozpig
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
unholy temple
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
...
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
bisexual field idea he suggested
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
...
Vibrant background story
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
jet-lagged knife
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
opaque headpube
  11/21/15
...
sticky resort cuckold
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
gtfo
cruel-hearted mad-dog skullcap depressive
  10/12/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
cobalt gunner alpha
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Ocher Judgmental Institution
  10/11/14
?
contagious ruddy sex offender
  10/11/14
...
community account
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Cerise office international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
Orange hyperventilating hall legal warrant
  10/11/14
...
community account
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
low-t amethyst
  10/11/14
lol
Vibrant background story
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
dun windowlicker
  10/12/14
180
Coral Gaming Laptop
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy
  10/11/14
120
Big area ceo
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
dun windowlicker
  10/11/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
dun windowlicker
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
rough-skinned
  10/12/14
...
cracking bespoke shrine
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Brindle swashbuckling locus
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Saffron stead
  10/12/14
...
Sepia Galvanic Station Ladyboy
  12/06/14
...
cracking bespoke shrine
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Henna deer antler
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
Sadistic seedy
  10/12/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy
  10/12/14
Well!?
Impressive jap
  10/12/14
...
cracking bespoke shrine
  10/12/14
plz respond
Saffron stead
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Exciting juggernaut
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Aromatic piazza
  10/12/14
Well?
Multi-colored New Version Parlour
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
buck-toothed dragon
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
contagious ruddy sex offender
  10/12/14
180000000
fluffy silver fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
??
Very tactful excitant boltzmann patrolman
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Chartreuse genital piercing french chef
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
obsidian faggotry
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
flesh cocky incel mexican
  10/12/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/12/14
K, ty.
flesh cocky incel mexican
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
flesh cocky incel mexican
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy
  10/12/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/12/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
cruel-hearted mad-dog skullcap depressive
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
contagious ruddy sex offender
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/12/14
...
Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water
  10/12/14
...
costumed
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
sticky resort cuckold
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
azure appetizing corner fat ankles
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Brindle swashbuckling locus
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Cerise office international law enforcement agency
  10/12/14
please continue
Mint organic girlfriend kitty cat
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Saffron stead
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
sticky resort cuckold
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
chrome greedy jew
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/12/14
...
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Jet tank stag film
  10/12/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Coiffed Love Of Her Life
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Coiffed Love Of Her Life
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
alcoholic brunch queen of the night
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
chrome greedy jew
  10/12/14
ty
Magical theatre
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
chrome greedy jew
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Coiffed Love Of Her Life
  10/12/14
And scene.
dun windowlicker
  10/12/14
nigger
Magical theatre
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
dun windowlicker
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
dun windowlicker
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Coiffed Love Of Her Life
  10/12/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/12/14
...
sooty abode
  10/12/14
...
dun windowlicker
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/12/14
...
Doobsian Indian Lodge
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
primrose
  10/12/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/12/14
Post 600!
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
Crimson Mad Cow Disease
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
twisted generalized bond
  10/12/14
You don't?
Green Tattoo Rehab
  10/12/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy
  10/12/14
...
sticky resort cuckold
  10/12/14
wtf
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
stirring weed whacker bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
stirring weed whacker bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
...
rough-skinned
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
rambunctious library
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
stirring weed whacker bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
unholy temple
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
stirring weed whacker bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
rambunctious library
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Jet tank stag film
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Mentally impaired naked hell
  10/12/14
...
twinkling zombie-like roast beef associate
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
plum soul-stirring whorehouse
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Magical theatre
  10/12/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  10/12/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
jet-lagged knife
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
slimy
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
razzmatazz rose place of business hospital
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
chrome greedy jew
  10/12/14
...
opaque headpube
  11/21/15
...
sinister corn cake
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
dun windowlicker
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
salmon wrinkle circlehead
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Chartreuse genital piercing french chef
  10/13/14
180, ty.
flesh cocky incel mexican
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
topaz newt
  10/12/14
180
Charcoal dingle berry
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Clear Internal Respiration
  10/31/16
...
opaque headpube
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Painfully honest travel guidebook
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
khaki hunting ground
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
tan dog poop crotch
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
unholy temple
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Mentally impaired naked hell
  10/12/14
titc analysis
curious hominid sanctuary
  10/18/14
...
opaque headpube
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Multi-colored New Version Parlour
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
cruel-hearted mad-dog skullcap depressive
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
pale shaky immigrant
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
bisexual field idea he suggested
  10/13/14
?
pale shaky immigrant
  10/13/14
...
transparent hyperactive set persian
  10/27/14
...
chrome greedy jew
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
cerebral son of senegal prole
  12/06/14
...
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  04/07/15
...
tan dog poop crotch
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Infuriating slate toilet seat
  04/22/15
...
Very tactful excitant boltzmann patrolman
  05/17/15
...
Filthy digit ratio
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry
  08/18/15
update?
Federal
  10/06/15
...
Bearded mood
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
chrome greedy jew
  10/11/15
...
Orange hyperventilating hall legal warrant
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
philosopher-king
  10/12/15
bump
contagious ruddy sex offender
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
indecent
  11/25/15
...
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  12/27/15
...
Filthy digit ratio
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
hateful telephone
  03/10/16
...
Deep nubile property
  03/28/16
...
High-end mustard theater stage
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
autistic dysfunction athletic conference
  06/27/16
...
pale shaky immigrant
  08/21/16
...
milk haunted graveyard
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  08/22/16
...
insecure drunken people who are hurt
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Smoky chad
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
rusted
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Smoky chad
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
insecure drunken people who are hurt
  09/13/16
...
wonderful citrine heaven
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
insecure drunken people who are hurt
  09/13/16
Game of ""
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
insecure drunken people who are hurt
  09/13/16
...
Slap-happy marketing idea
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
milk haunted graveyard
  09/13/16
...
Bearded mood
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
canary death wish
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Mentally impaired naked hell
  10/31/16
:-)
arrogant filthpig
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
arrogant filthpig
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
pungent toaster goyim
  10/31/16
...
opaque headpube
  10/09/18
...
twinkling zombie-like roast beef associate
  11/21/16
...
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  01/10/17
...
Double Fault
  02/04/17
...
twinkling zombie-like roast beef associate
  02/04/17
...
arrogant filthpig
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
bossy degenerate
  02/04/17
...
arrogant filthpig
  02/04/17
...
arrogant filthpig
  02/04/17
...
pungent toaster goyim
  02/05/17
...
arrogant filthpig
  02/08/17
...
factory reset button scourge upon the earth
  06/28/17
...
Black
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
metal mother
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
aqua haunting
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
bossy degenerate
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Vermilion Sneaky Criminal
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
light
  12/18/17
...
dull
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
harsh preventive strike
  01/06/18
...
Slap-happy marketing idea
  02/06/18
...
Splenetic pearly skinny woman
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
pungent toaster goyim
  10/06/18
4 year bump
metal mother
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Spruce massive
  10/09/18
...
Embarrassed to the bone fishy state
  10/17/18
...
Frum
  05/19/19
...
supple den sound barrier
  05/19/19
...
unholy temple
  10/14/19
...
Violent indigo kitchen rigpig
  05/05/20
...
red striped hyena
  06/28/20
...
  06/29/20
...
unholy temple
  07/10/20
...
Medicated Messiness Turdskin
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
aggressive liquid oxygen
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
Nighttime
  10/10/20
TITCR
fantasy-prone up-to-no-good legend
  02/17/21
...
Spruce massive
  10/08/21
...
poppy coffee pot
  02/17/21
...
unholy temple
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Sick Party Of The First Part
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
quadroon pisswyrm
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
quadroon pisswyrm
  10/11/21
...
Spruce massive
  10/07/22
...
fuchsia laser beams
  12/02/21
...
bonkers beta elastic band
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Bearded private investor
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Smoky chad
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Balding Duck-like Famous Landscape Painting
  10/10/22
...
fuchsia laser beams
  10/10/22
...
Gaped rigor
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
fuchsia laser beams
  11/23/22
...
At-the-ready main people
  05/06/23
...
flushed fear-inspiring coldplay fan
  05/06/23
Time flies
ultramarine halford
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
philosopher-king
  05/06/23
...
bonkers beta elastic band
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Bearded private investor
  10/09/23
...
High-end mustard theater stage
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
Pea-brained erotic
  10/09/23
...
pungent toaster goyim
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Chestnut
  10/20/23
...
pungent toaster goyim
  10/20/23
...
arrogant filthpig
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Umber
  10/20/23
...
fuchsia laser beams
  10/20/23
...
Spruce massive
  10/20/23
...
thirsty startling
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Iridescent
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
At-the-ready main people
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
sinister corn cake
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
quadroon pisswyrm
  10/13/25
...
Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: flesh cocky incel mexican



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Dashing aquamarine center national security agency



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Lascivious jade boistinker



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Trip Chocolate Parlor Potus



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Crystalline Garrison Pistol



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Provocative Lettuce



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Dashing aquamarine center national security agency

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Giraffe Regret

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser market masturbator



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Crystalline Garrison Pistol

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser market masturbator



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Vibrant background story

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: canary death wish

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Giraffe Regret



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Mildly autistic histrionic theater jewess



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: wonderful citrine heaven



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Very tactful excitant boltzmann patrolman



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Purple Disgusting Ticket Booth Psychic



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: dun windowlicker



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Puce electric church building yarmulke



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: curious hominid sanctuary

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Magical theatre

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: High-end mustard theater stage

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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Pearl razzle-dazzle personal credit line partner



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: wonderful citrine heaven



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Jet tank stag film

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Avocado wild dilemma brethren

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe

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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Avocado wild dilemma brethren

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Lake aphrodisiac idiot menage



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Laughsome electric furnace mental disorder

bump for columbus day

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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: twinkling zombie-like roast beef associate

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Confused misunderstood step-uncle's house



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: sienna vivacious volcanic crater police squad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Big area ceo

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Dashing aquamarine center national security agency

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: wonderful citrine heaven



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Chartreuse genital piercing french chef



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: talented zippy nowag gas station



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Giraffe Regret

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: cream lodge

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz rose place of business hospital

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: thriller wine site multi-billionaire

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Vibrant background story

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Bipolar copper public bath indirect expression



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: glittery tantric becky

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Green Tattoo Rehab

Shrewd

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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: thriller wine site multi-billionaire

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Vibrant background story



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Turquoise nursing home pervert

180

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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone fishy state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

180^180

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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Mildly autistic histrionic theater jewess



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Dashing aquamarine center national security agency

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: glittery tantric becky

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: flesh cocky incel mexican

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Vibrant background story

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: buff pocket flask orchestra pit

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: maize voyeur

wildly underrated

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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Odious bat-shit-crazy puppy



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Medicated Messiness Turdskin



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: cerebral son of senegal prole

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Magical theatre

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Magical theatre

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: violent foreskin



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Exciting juggernaut

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: 180 kink-friendly school cafeteria ape

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Mentally impaired naked hell

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: self-absorbed hot location

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: know-it-all doctorate

180

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Razzle dark cumskin hissy fit

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe

cr. swiping overrides biology

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Chartreuse genital piercing french chef



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: talented zippy nowag gas station

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: talented zippy nowag gas station

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Razzle dark cumskin hissy fit

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: glittery tantric becky

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry

And 10/10 xo women

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: cruel-hearted mad-dog skullcap depressive



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Lascivious jade boistinker

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Lascivious jade boistinker

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: wonderful citrine heaven



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Lascivious jade boistinker



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: mahogany passionate stage

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: flesh cocky incel mexican

lol

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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe

180

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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Very tactful excitant boltzmann patrolman

lmao

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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

tyft

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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

Lol

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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Impressive jap



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: stimulating mewling nibblets

This is good.

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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Razzle dark cumskin hissy fit

180 billion

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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Vibrant background story

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Brindle swashbuckling locus

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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Chartreuse genital piercing french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Arousing apoplectic address selfie

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Mildly autistic histrionic theater jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: insane geriatric wagecucks

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Racy glassy pit

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: boyish crawly clown

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Deep nubile property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: navy space

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: contagious ruddy sex offender

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: navy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: wonderful citrine heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Vibrant background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Garnet useless candlestick maker

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: At-the-ready main people

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Magical theatre

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: stimulating mewling nibblets

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: navy space

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: stimulating mewling nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: flesh cocky incel mexican

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Mildly autistic histrionic theater jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Lascivious jade boistinker

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: stirring weed whacker bawdyhouse

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Mentally impaired naked hell

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Sick Party Of The First Part

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: flesh cocky incel mexican

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Garnet useless candlestick maker

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: stimulating mewling nibblets

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: dun windowlicker

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Garnet useless candlestick maker

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: dun windowlicker

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: exhilarant tanning salon pozpig

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: plum soul-stirring whorehouse

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: cowardly locale

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Lascivious jade boistinker

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: contagious ruddy sex offender

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Lascivious jade boistinker

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: glittery tantric becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: navy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Saffron stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: pale shaky immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Cerise office international law enforcement agency

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Saffron stead

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: flesh cocky incel mexican

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Chartreuse genital piercing french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: stimulating mewling nibblets

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: cruel-hearted mad-dog skullcap depressive

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Maniacal Box Office

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: plum soul-stirring whorehouse

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Magical theatre

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Lascivious jade boistinker

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Jet tank stag film

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: navy space

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Shimmering Lay

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: 180 kink-friendly school cafeteria ape

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: cruel-hearted mad-dog skullcap depressive

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: flesh cocky incel mexican

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Brindle swashbuckling locus

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Magical theatre

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Magical theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Razzle dark cumskin hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Insanely creepy ruby shitlib

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse genital piercing french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Claret Cruise Ship

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: salmon wrinkle circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Lascivious jade boistinker

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Heady Stock Car Cuck

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: charismatic roommate crackhouse

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Very tactful excitant boltzmann patrolman

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Very tactful excitant boltzmann patrolman

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Cerise office international law enforcement agency

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: 180 kink-friendly school cafeteria ape

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: stimulating mewling nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Lascivious jade boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Adventurous Gay Chapel

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Mentally impaired naked hell

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: thriller wine site multi-billionaire

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: frisky range sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Pontificating cordovan feces spot

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: stimulating mewling nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: bateful irate national faggot firefighter

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: stimulating mewling nibblets

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Titillating Karate Reading Party

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: cerebral son of senegal prole

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Orchid Fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored New Version Parlour

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse genital piercing french chef

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Jet tank stag film

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: cerebral son of senegal prole

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Chartreuse genital piercing french chef



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: frozen burgundy trump supporter gaping

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: flesh cocky incel mexican

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse genital piercing french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Pontificating cordovan feces spot

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Doobsian Indian Lodge

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: floppy point

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Jet tank stag film

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Vermilion Sneaky Criminal

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: cracking bespoke shrine

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: salmon wrinkle circlehead

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: cracking bespoke shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Aromatic piazza

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse genital piercing french chef



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: curious hominid sanctuary

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: supple den sound barrier



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Ocher Judgmental Institution

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: yellow church useless brakes

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: wonderful citrine heaven



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: alcoholic brunch queen of the night

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: cracking bespoke shrine

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Jet tank stag film

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: alcoholic brunch queen of the night

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Magical theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Vibrant background story

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: buff pocket flask orchestra pit



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: frisky range sandwich



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse genital piercing french chef



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Vibrant background story



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: wonderful citrine heaven

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: cream lodge

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly skinny woman

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: stimulating mewling nibblets

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: flesh cocky incel mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: glittery tantric becky



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse genital piercing french chef



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: wonderful citrine heaven

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: rambunctious library

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Ocher Judgmental Institution

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: cracking bespoke shrine

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Vibrant background story

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: yellow church useless brakes

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Aromatic piazza



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Slippery hilarious casino stain

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Turquoise nursing home pervert

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Sepia Galvanic Station Ladyboy

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: self-centered outnumbered forum blood rage



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Talking bronze black woman native

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: self-centered outnumbered forum blood rage

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: cruel-hearted mad-dog skullcap depressive

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: razzmatazz rose place of business hospital

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: stimulating mewling nibblets

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Vibrant background story

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: fluffy silver fortuitous meteor

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: comical translucent antidepressant drug

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Magical theatre

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: cruel-hearted mad-dog skullcap depressive

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: stimulating mewling nibblets

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: frisky range sandwich

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Vibrant background story

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz rose place of business hospital

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: vigorous nofapping water buffalo senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: azure appetizing corner fat ankles

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: sooty abode

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: sooty abode

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Dashing aquamarine center national security agency

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Irradiated Big-titted University

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Cerise office international law enforcement agency

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Jet tank stag film

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Irradiated Big-titted University

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: adulterous elite really tough guy

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: azure appetizing corner fat ankles

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: cruel-hearted mad-dog skullcap depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Motley Business Firm Affirmative Action

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Fragrant Codepig

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Odious bat-shit-crazy puppy

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: dun windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Vibrant background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse genital piercing french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: wonderful citrine heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Saffron stead

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Jet tank stag film

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Jet tank stag film

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Saffron stead

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Carmine base round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: cheese-eating old irish cottage

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Saffron stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz rose place of business hospital

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Saffron stead

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: stimulating mewling nibblets

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Cerise office international law enforcement agency

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Magical theatre

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author:  honey-headed azn

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Garnet useless candlestick maker

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Mint organic girlfriend kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: wonderful citrine heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: stirring weed whacker bawdyhouse

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: stimulating mewling nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: stirring weed whacker bawdyhouse

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: stirring weed whacker bawdyhouse

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: wonderful citrine heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  soggy gay wizard plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: salmon wrinkle circlehead

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: bisexual field idea he suggested

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: out-of-control half-breed keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: fluffy silver fortuitous meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Dashing aquamarine center national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Vibrant background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: dun windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Blue school

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: tan dog poop crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Vibrant background story

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: twinkling zombie-like roast beef associate

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz rose place of business hospital

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: fluffy silver fortuitous meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz rose place of business hospital

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz rose place of business hospital

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: exhilarant tanning salon pozpig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Vengeful Unhinged Macaca Principal's Office

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: wonderful citrine heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: wonderful citrine heaven

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: exhilarant tanning salon pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: sticky resort cuckold

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Vengeful Unhinged Macaca Principal's Office

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: sticky resort cuckold

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Magical theatre

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Aromatic piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Chartreuse genital piercing french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Swollen Twinkling Uncleanness Trust Fund

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: wonderful citrine heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Mint organic girlfriend kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: wonderful citrine heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Vermilion Sneaky Criminal

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: dun windowlicker

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Vengeful Unhinged Macaca Principal's Office

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Vibrant background story

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: wonderful citrine heaven

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Dashing aquamarine center national security agency

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: lime goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author:  effete meetinghouse

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: lime goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Impressive jap

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Ocher Judgmental Institution

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Vermilion Sneaky Criminal

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Vibrant background story

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: exhilarant tanning salon pozpig

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: At-the-ready main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author:  gold kitty house

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Sepia Galvanic Station Ladyboy

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Sepia Galvanic Station Ladyboy

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Idiotic disrespectful stage

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: 180 kink-friendly school cafeteria ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse genital piercing french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Orange hyperventilating hall legal warrant

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: lavender friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Vibrant background story

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz rose place of business hospital

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Chartreuse genital piercing french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: flesh cocky incel mexican

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: Orange hyperventilating hall legal warrant

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: unholy temple

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Peach

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: cerebral son of senegal prole

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Idiotic disrespectful stage

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author:  costumed

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Doobsian Indian Lodge

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: stirring weed whacker bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: pale shaky immigrant



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored New Version Parlour

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: slimy

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: dun windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: self-absorbed hot location

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  twisted generalized bond

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: offensive mediation

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Doobsian Indian Lodge

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: offensive mediation

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: bisexual field idea he suggested

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Vibrant background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Vibrant background story

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: cerebral son of senegal prole

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Vengeful Unhinged Macaca Principal's Office

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Orchid Fanboi

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Vengeful Unhinged Macaca Principal's Office

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Doobsian Indian Lodge

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: unholy temple

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Vengeful Unhinged Macaca Principal's Office

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Vibrant background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: exhilarant tanning salon pozpig

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: unholy temple

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: bisexual field idea he suggested

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Vibrant background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author:  jet-lagged knife

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: opaque headpube

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: sticky resort cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: cruel-hearted mad-dog skullcap depressive

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  cobalt gunner alpha

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Ocher Judgmental Institution

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: contagious ruddy sex offender

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: 

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Cerise office international law enforcement agency

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: 

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Orange hyperventilating hall legal warrant

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: low-t amethyst

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Vibrant background story

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: dun windowlicker

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Coral Gaming Laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Big area ceo

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: dun windowlicker

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: dun windowlicker

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: rough-skinned

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: cracking bespoke shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Brindle swashbuckling locus

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Saffron stead

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Sepia Galvanic Station Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: cracking bespoke shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Henna deer antler

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Sadistic seedy

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Impressive jap

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: cracking bespoke shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Saffron stead

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Exciting juggernaut

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Aromatic piazza

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Multi-colored New Version Parlour

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author:  buck-toothed dragon

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: contagious ruddy sex offender

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: fluffy silver fortuitous meteor

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Very tactful excitant boltzmann patrolman

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Chartreuse genital piercing french chef

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author:  obsidian faggotry

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: flesh cocky incel mexican

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: flesh cocky incel mexican

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: flesh cocky incel mexican

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: cruel-hearted mad-dog skullcap depressive

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: contagious ruddy sex offender

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous home boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author:  costumed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: sticky resort cuckold

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: azure appetizing corner fat ankles

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Brindle swashbuckling locus

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Cerise office international law enforcement agency

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Mint organic girlfriend kitty cat

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Saffron stead

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: sticky resort cuckold

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: chrome greedy jew

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Jet tank stag film

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Coiffed Love Of Her Life

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Coiffed Love Of Her Life

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: alcoholic brunch queen of the night

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: chrome greedy jew

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Magical theatre

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: chrome greedy jew

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Coiffed Love Of Her Life

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: dun windowlicker

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Magical theatre

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: dun windowlicker

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: dun windowlicker

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Coiffed Love Of Her Life

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: sooty abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: dun windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Doobsian Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible pink dopamine ratface

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: primrose

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Crimson Mad Cow Disease

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  twisted generalized bond

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Green Tattoo Rehab

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: sticky resort cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: stirring weed whacker bawdyhouse

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: stirring weed whacker bawdyhouse

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: rough-skinned



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: rambunctious library

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: stirring weed whacker bawdyhouse

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: unholy temple

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: stirring weed whacker bawdyhouse

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: rambunctious library

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Jet tank stag film

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: grizzly diverse bbw sweet tailpipe

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Mentally impaired naked hell

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: twinkling zombie-like roast beef associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: plum soul-stirring whorehouse

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Magical theatre

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author:  jet-lagged knife

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: slimy

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz rose place of business hospital

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: chrome greedy jew

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: opaque headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: sinister corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: dun windowlicker

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: salmon wrinkle circlehead

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse genital piercing french chef

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: flesh cocky incel mexican

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: topaz newt

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: Charcoal dingle berry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Clear Internal Respiration

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: opaque headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Painfully honest travel guidebook

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author:  khaki hunting ground

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: tan dog poop crotch

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: unholy temple

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Mentally impaired naked hell

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: curious hominid sanctuary

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: opaque headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored New Version Parlour

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: cruel-hearted mad-dog skullcap depressive

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: pale shaky immigrant

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: bisexual field idea he suggested

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: pale shaky immigrant

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: chrome greedy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: cerebral son of senegal prole

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: tan dog poop crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Infuriating slate toilet seat

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Very tactful excitant boltzmann patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Filthy digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Sapphire awkward trailer park cuckoldry

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Federal

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Bearded mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: chrome greedy jew

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Orange hyperventilating hall legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author:  philosopher-king

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: contagious ruddy sex offender

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author:  indecent

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Filthy digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author:  hateful telephone

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Deep nubile property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: High-end mustard theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author:  autistic dysfunction athletic conference

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: pale shaky immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  milk haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: insecure drunken people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Smoky chad

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: rusted

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Smoky chad

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: insecure drunken people who are hurt

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: wonderful citrine heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: insecure drunken people who are hurt

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: 

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: insecure drunken people who are hurt

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Slap-happy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  milk haunted graveyard

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Bearded mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: canary death wish

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Mentally impaired naked hell

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author:  arrogant filthpig

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author:  arrogant filthpig

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: pungent toaster goyim

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: opaque headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: twinkling zombie-like roast beef associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: twinkling zombie-like roast beef associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author:  arrogant filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: bossy degenerate

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author:  arrogant filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author:  arrogant filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: pungent toaster goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author:  arrogant filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  factory reset button scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Black



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: metal mother

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: aqua haunting

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: bossy degenerate

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Vermilion Sneaky Criminal

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: light

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: dull



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author:  harsh preventive strike

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Slap-happy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: pungent toaster goyim

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: metal mother

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Spruce massive

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone fishy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Frum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: supple den sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: unholy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Violent indigo kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: red striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: unholy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Medicated Messiness Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author:  aggressive liquid oxygen

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: Nighttime

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: fantasy-prone up-to-no-good legend

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Spruce massive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: poppy coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: unholy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Sick Party Of The First Part

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author:  quadroon pisswyrm

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author:  quadroon pisswyrm

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Spruce massive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: fuchsia laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: bonkers beta elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Bearded private investor

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Smoky chad

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Balding Duck-like Famous Landscape Painting

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: fuchsia laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Gaped rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: fuchsia laser beams

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: At-the-ready main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: flushed fear-inspiring coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author:  ultramarine halford

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author:  philosopher-king

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: bonkers beta elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Bearded private investor

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: High-end mustard theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Pea-brained erotic

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: pungent toaster goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Chestnut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: pungent toaster goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author:  arrogant filthpig



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Umber

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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Iridescent

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy hairy legs therapy

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: At-the-ready main people

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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
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Almost that time of year again ⛵️

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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
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This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
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