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Aggressive address really tough guy
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sticky saffron school
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Hilarious wonderful nursing home
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Histrionic slimy step-uncle's house
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maize garrison gaming laptop
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startling glittery public bath shitlib
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
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Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
sticky saffron school
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
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Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
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Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
180 haunted graveyard
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costumed violet state
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Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
maize garrison gaming laptop
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costumed violet state
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
diverse crotch
  10/09/14
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Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Low-t violent kitchen
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180 haunted graveyard
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ultramarine resort
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Provocative Stead
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Vibrant orange site therapy
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Turquoise Circlehead
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Amber bawdyhouse
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Cowardly quadroon electric furnace
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brilliant concupiscible shrine
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Flatulent chocolate pistol multi-billionaire
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
aquamarine coiffed parlour personal credit line
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
Boyish halford
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
goy orbison
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stimulating clear pit
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Vibrant orange site therapy
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
White boiling water stag film
  10/11/14
?
Cracking scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
White boiling water stag film
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Jet-lagged Set Friendly Grandma
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
crusty spruce cuck pisswyrm
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
hot adventurous filthpig
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Disgusting karate university
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lol
indecent ratface
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
impertinent olive parlor
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Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
sticky saffron school
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Vibrant orange site therapy
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Ruby goal in life stage
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He speaks for all of us
Painfully honest laughsome persian
  10/09/14
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razzle-dazzle place of business
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
180 haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Curious puppy
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
ivory location
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
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Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Amethyst main people genital piercing
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Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
diverse crotch
  10/09/14
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Vivacious athletic conference
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
trip filthy roommate base
  10/09/14
Shrewd
Snowy splenetic jewess
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Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Amethyst main people genital piercing
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diverse crotch
  10/09/14
180
titillating dysfunction
  10/09/14
180
Medicated mahogany menage
  10/09/14
180^180
ultramarine resort
  10/09/14
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Provocative Stead
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
ultramarine resort
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Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
ultramarine resort
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Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
sticky saffron school
  10/09/14
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Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
trip filthy roommate base
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ultramarine resort
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Aggressive address really tough guy
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
diverse crotch
  10/09/14
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Cracking scourge upon the earth
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
irradiated trailer park
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Hairless burgundy toilet seat dilemma
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metal magical masturbator chapel
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deep contagious field psychic
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Citrine Nofapping Theater
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Boyish halford
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Boyish halford
  10/08/16
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out-of-control chartreuse idiot principal's office
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Cracking scourge upon the earth
  10/09/14
?
Lime tank
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Cracking scourge upon the earth
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
razzmatazz irate station
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Misunderstood Telephone
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
rebellious mexican background story
  10/11/14
180
Khaki Pontificating Theatre
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Shaky prole
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Cracking scourge upon the earth
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ultramarine resort
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Ruby goal in life stage
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
razzle-dazzle place of business
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Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
razzle-dazzle place of business
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Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Shaky prole
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Effete Office Pervert
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Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
trip filthy roommate base
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Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Amber bawdyhouse
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Amber bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
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marvelous zombie-like elastic band senate
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you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Hilarious wonderful nursing home
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Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Hilarious wonderful nursing home
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Effete Office Pervert
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Vibrant orange site therapy
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Hilarious wonderful nursing home
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Coral Piazza
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
lol
Aggressive address really tough guy
  10/09/14
180
Cracking scourge upon the earth
  10/09/14
lmao
Turquoise Circlehead
  10/09/14
tyft
ultramarine resort
  10/09/14
Lol
Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
...
bright dashing antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
This is good.
Misanthropic Primrose Den
  10/09/14
180 billion
Shaky prole
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
diverse crotch
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
galvanic free-loading forum old irish cottage
  10/09/14
...
Ruby goal in life stage
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Flushed Chest-beating Plaza Nowag
  10/10/14
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Provocative Stead
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
puce arousing hospital knife
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
exciting market twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Amber bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
glassy tanning salon
  10/09/14
...
up-to-no-good fear-inspiring home
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Kink-friendly coffee pot weed whacker
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
ultramarine resort
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
Bateful brass lodge
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Effete Office Pervert
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Kink-friendly coffee pot weed whacker
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Vibrant orange site therapy
  10/27/14
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diverse crotch
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
jade unholy lettuce
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
plum associate meetinghouse
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Boyish halford
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Misanthropic Primrose Den
  10/09/14
titcr
Kink-friendly coffee pot weed whacker
  10/09/14
...
Misanthropic Primrose Den
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
ultramarine resort
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Aggressive address really tough guy
  10/09/14
...
Provocative Stead
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Hilarious wonderful nursing home
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
jet supple abode people who are hurt
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Misunderstood Telephone
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Swashbuckling internal respiration whorehouse
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Aggressive address really tough guy
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Painfully honest laughsome persian
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
ultramarine resort
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
jade unholy lettuce
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
ultramarine resort
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Misanthropic Primrose Den
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
brilliant concupiscible shrine
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
jade unholy lettuce
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
brilliant concupiscible shrine
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Razzle hell newt
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
heady son of senegal water buffalo
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
disturbing frum immigrant national
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
motley sound barrier potus
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Hilarious wonderful nursing home
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Bateful brass lodge
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Hilarious wonderful nursing home
  10/09/14
...
trip filthy roommate base
  10/10/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
...
Kink-friendly coffee pot weed whacker
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Amber bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
...
lascivious church building
  10/09/14
...
overrated box office
  10/12/14
1800000000
Aphrodisiac Locus Turdskin
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Cracking scourge upon the earth
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
lascivious church building
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Aggressive address really tough guy
  10/09/14
...
Ruby goal in life stage
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Cracking scourge upon the earth
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Misanthropic Primrose Den
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
marvelous zombie-like elastic band senate
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
doobsian lake alpha cruise ship
  10/09/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
disturbing frum immigrant national
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Cracking scourge upon the earth
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Cracking scourge upon the earth
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Boyish halford
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Hilarious wonderful nursing home
  10/09/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Kink-friendly coffee pot weed whacker
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Beady-eyed frisky love of her life
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
razzmatazz irate station
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
marvelous zombie-like elastic band senate
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Aggressive address really tough guy
  10/09/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
galvanic free-loading forum old irish cottage
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Boyish halford
  10/09/14
...
Boyish halford
  10/10/14
...
Shaky prole
  10/09/14
i could see it
Cracking scourge upon the earth
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Tripping Mewling Depressive
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
ultramarine resort
  10/09/14
...
Ruby goal in life stage
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Henna stage
  06/27/16
...
green gaped orchestra pit nibblets
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Hilarious wonderful nursing home
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
scarlet exhilarant candlestick maker corn cake
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Mind-boggling boltzmann
  10/10/14
WTF?
Turquoise Circlehead
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Turquoise Circlehead
  10/10/14
...
Cracking scourge upon the earth
  10/10/14
120
Aphrodisiac Locus Turdskin
  10/10/14
post the pic again
razzmatazz irate station
  10/10/14
...
Misanthropic Primrose Den
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/10/14
...
Hilarious wonderful nursing home
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Amber bawdyhouse
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Painfully honest laughsome persian
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Effete Office Pervert
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Painfully honest laughsome persian
  10/10/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
indigo brethren
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Misunderstood Telephone
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Amethyst main people genital piercing
  10/10/14
...
Erotic Elite Gas Station
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
confused vigorous tattoo
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Cracking scourge upon the earth
  10/10/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/10/14
...
Misanthropic Primrose Den
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Sickened hairraiser doctorate
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Cracking scourge upon the earth
  10/10/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Misanthropic Primrose Den
  10/10/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Submissive comical crackhouse pozpig
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Painfully honest laughsome persian
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Citrine Nofapping Theater
  10/10/14
180
aromatic foreskin
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Self-centered multi-colored dingle berry
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Ruby goal in life stage
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Citrine Nofapping Theater
  10/10/14
...
Ruby goal in life stage
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
ultramarine resort
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Odious alcoholic death wish
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Aggressive address really tough guy
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
ultramarine resort
  10/10/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
ultramarine resort
  10/10/14
...
Ruby goal in life stage
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
confused vigorous tattoo
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Stirring Ladyboy
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Carmine at-the-ready new version
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
omg
crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Poppy Appetizing Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Charismatic temple pocket flask
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
green gaped orchestra pit nibblets
  10/11/14
...
Cracking scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
...
Charismatic temple pocket flask
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
fragrant lay
  10/11/14
...
Ruby goal in life stage
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
aquamarine coiffed parlour personal credit line
  10/18/14
...
Obsidian Electric Private Investor
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
claret legend ape
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
bearded space
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
...
Vibrant orange site therapy
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Alcoholic nudist property
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Charismatic temple pocket flask
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Alcoholic nudist property
  10/11/14
...
Boyish halford
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
diverse crotch
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Painfully honest laughsome persian
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
...
irradiated trailer park
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
...
Erotic Elite Gas Station
  10/11/14
...
Ruby goal in life stage
  10/11/14
...
diverse crotch
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Vibrant orange site therapy
  10/27/14
lmfao
Curious puppy
  10/11/14
amazing
bull headed point
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Misanthropic Primrose Den
  10/11/14
180
Aggressive address really tough guy
  10/11/14
...
trip filthy roommate base
  10/11/14
...
Ruby goal in life stage
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Vibrant orange site therapy
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
hyperventilating reading party
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
claret legend ape
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Charismatic temple pocket flask
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
diverse crotch
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
bearded space
  10/11/14
...
fragrant lay
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
big heaven
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
titillating dysfunction
  03/28/16
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
...
ultramarine resort
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Fiercely-loyal Pearly Ticket Booth
  10/11/14
...
rusted partner area
  10/11/14
...
ultramarine resort
  10/11/14
plz poast
floppy skinny woman
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
rusted partner area
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
marvelous zombie-like elastic band senate
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
ivory location
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
heady son of senegal water buffalo
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Misanthropic Primrose Den
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
diverse crotch
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
heady son of senegal water buffalo
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Painfully honest laughsome persian
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Rose self-absorbed deer antler mental disorder
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Soul-stirring brunch gunner
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Boyish halford
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
marvelous zombie-like elastic band senate
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Amber bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Misanthropic Primrose Den
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Erotic Elite Gas Station
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
lol 180
diverse crotch
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
ivory location
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
...
mustard cruel-hearted casino affirmative action
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Amber bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Cerebral business firm
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
hateful police squad sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
hateful police squad sanctuary
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
sticky saffron school
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Drab spot gaping
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Amber bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Aphrodisiac Locus Turdskin
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Drab spot gaping
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
twinkling house
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Cerebral business firm
  10/11/14
...
marvelous zombie-like elastic band senate
  10/11/14
cr
Magenta roast beef trump supporter
  10/11/14
Amen.
Honey-headed bossy library factory reset button
  10/11/14
lol cr
metal magical masturbator chapel
  10/11/14
...
brilliant concupiscible shrine
  10/11/14
...
diverse crotch
  10/11/14
...
Ruby goal in life stage
  10/11/14
...
Vibrant orange site therapy
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
heady son of senegal water buffalo
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
lascivious church building
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
heady son of senegal water buffalo
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
heady son of senegal water buffalo
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
heady son of senegal water buffalo
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
lascivious church building
  10/11/14
180
transparent bonkers travel guidebook
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
heady son of senegal water buffalo
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Thriller adulterous theater stage preventive strike
  10/11/14
...
lascivious church building
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
ultramarine resort
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
ivory location
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
lascivious church building
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
heady son of senegal water buffalo
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Misanthropic Primrose Den
  10/11/14
...
Amber bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Aphrodisiac Locus Turdskin
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Boyish halford
  10/11/14
lol
Talented french range digit ratio
  10/11/14
underrated
jade unholy lettuce
  10/11/14
...
iridescent indirect expression rehab
  10/12/14
...
Vibrant orange site therapy
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
jet supple abode people who are hurt
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
...
Misanthropic Primrose Den
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
jet supple abode people who are hurt
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
jet supple abode people who are hurt
  10/11/14
...
Vibrant orange site therapy
  10/27/14
lol
Wild Mad Cow Disease Famous Landscape Painting
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
green gaped orchestra pit nibblets
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
spectacular deranged generalized bond messiness
  10/11/14
...
excitant ruddy hall
  10/11/14
180
Rose self-absorbed deer antler mental disorder
  10/11/14
180
sticky saffron school
  10/11/14
180
diverse crotch
  10/11/14
...
brilliant concupiscible shrine
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
geriatric pungent cumskin
  10/11/14
...
Racy institution striped hyena
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
diverse crotch
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
hot adventurous filthpig
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
ivory location
  10/11/14
...
Cracking scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
180
Rose self-absorbed deer antler mental disorder
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
ivory location
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
ivory location
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Razzle hell newt
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
bearded coldplay fan rigor
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Amber bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
Painfully honest laughsome persian
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
...
ultramarine resort
  10/11/14
...
Vibrant orange site therapy
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
ultramarine resort
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
ultramarine resort
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
Go on...
Vibrant orange site therapy
  10/27/14
...
Razzle hell newt
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Painfully honest laughsome persian
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
sepia queen of the night
  10/11/14
...
Painfully honest laughsome persian
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
bearded coldplay fan rigor
  10/11/14
Yessir.
sepia queen of the night
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Boyish halford
  10/11/14
...
fragrant lay
  10/11/14
...
Ruby goal in life stage
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
twisted native
  10/12/14
...
Vibrant orange site therapy
  10/27/14
...
iridescent indirect expression rehab
  10/12/14
...
Vibrant orange site therapy
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
ultramarine resort
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Poppy Appetizing Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
brilliant concupiscible shrine
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
ultramarine resort
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
ultramarine resort
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
bearded coldplay fan rigor
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
ultramarine resort
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
diverse crotch
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Vibrant orange site therapy
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
sticky saffron school
  10/11/14
...
Shivering smoky corner
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
harsh school cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
Shivering smoky corner
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
ultramarine resort
  10/11/14
...
Cracking scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
ultramarine resort
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
bright dashing antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
claret legend ape
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Poppy Appetizing Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
diverse crotch
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Razzle hell newt
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Amber bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
...
plum associate meetinghouse
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
fighting incel church
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Fiercely-loyal Pearly Ticket Booth
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Fiercely-loyal Pearly Ticket Booth
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
Kitty
  10/11/14
...
razzmatazz irate station
  10/11/14
...
Ruby goal in life stage
  10/11/14
Oh my
Painfully honest laughsome persian
  10/11/14
omg
mood azn
  10/11/14
...
Rough-skinned ceo center
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
diverse crotch
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
ivory location
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Painfully honest laughsome persian
  10/11/14
...
Ruby goal in life stage
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Aggressive address really tough guy
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
mood azn
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
apoplectic boistinker degenerate
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Idiotic volcanic crater
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Citrine Nofapping Theater
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Kitty
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Blue Mentally Impaired Fanboi Feces
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Stirring Ladyboy
  10/11/14
...
jet supple abode people who are hurt
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
...
overrated box office
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Self-centered multi-colored dingle berry
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
Cheese-eating Fantasy-prone Liquid Oxygen Dragon
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
...
brilliant concupiscible shrine
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
rebellious mexican background story
  10/11/14
wtf
Drunken Blathering
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
soggy mad-dog skullcap windowlicker
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Stirring Ladyboy
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
soggy mad-dog skullcap windowlicker
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
spectacular deranged generalized bond messiness
  10/11/14
...
diverse crotch
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
diverse crotch
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Citrine Nofapping Theater
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
bearded coldplay fan rigor
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
aromatic foreskin
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
bearded coldplay fan rigor
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Stirring Ladyboy
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
apoplectic boistinker degenerate
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
bearded coldplay fan rigor
  10/11/14
...
diverse crotch
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Razzle hell newt
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
apoplectic boistinker degenerate
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
...
ultramarine resort
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
spectacular deranged generalized bond messiness
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
...
diverse crotch
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
mischievous hissy fit
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Umber hideous headpube
  11/21/15
...
sepia queen of the night
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
gtfo
marvelous zombie-like elastic band senate
  10/12/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
  10/11/14
Holy shit
claret legend ape
  10/11/14
?
Bateful brass lodge
  10/11/14
...
french chef
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
hyperactive jew
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Aphrodisiac Locus Turdskin
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
hyperactive jew
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
mood azn
  10/11/14
...
french chef
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
wine party of the first part macaca
  10/11/14
lol
diverse crotch
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
brilliant concupiscible shrine
  10/12/14
180
flesh toaster
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
120
impertinent olive parlor
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Painfully honest laughsome persian
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
brilliant concupiscible shrine
  10/11/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
brilliant concupiscible shrine
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Amber bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
Fat Ankles
  10/12/14
...
Charismatic temple pocket flask
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
galvanic free-loading forum old irish cottage
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
lascivious church building
  10/12/14
...
Fiercely-loyal Pearly Ticket Booth
  12/06/14
...
Charismatic temple pocket flask
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Awkward peach cuckold
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
talking bbw
  10/12/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
Well!?
bright dashing antidepressant drug
  10/12/14
...
Charismatic temple pocket flask
  10/12/14
plz respond
lascivious church building
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Lime tank
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
fragrant lay
  10/12/14
Well?
Self-centered multi-colored dingle berry
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Orchid seedy useless brakes
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Bateful brass lodge
  10/12/14
180000000
Rose self-absorbed deer antler mental disorder
  10/12/14
??
Turquoise Circlehead
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Ruby goal in life stage
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Cyan stock car
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Aggressive address really tough guy
  10/12/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Aggressive address really tough guy
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Aggressive address really tough guy
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/12/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
marvelous zombie-like elastic band senate
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Bateful brass lodge
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Effete Office Pervert
  10/12/14
...
Painfully honest laughsome persian
  10/12/14
...
Blue Mentally Impaired Fanboi Feces
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
sepia queen of the night
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Cerebral business firm
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
galvanic free-loading forum old irish cottage
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
heady son of senegal water buffalo
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Aphrodisiac Locus Turdskin
  10/12/14
please continue
iridescent indirect expression rehab
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
lascivious church building
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
sepia queen of the night
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
stain
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Effete Office Pervert
  10/12/14
...
ultramarine resort
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage
  10/12/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
ultramarine resort
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
sooty keepsake machete
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
sooty keepsake machete
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Alcoholic nudist property
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
stain
  10/12/14
ty
Boyish halford
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
stain
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
sooty keepsake machete
  10/12/14
And scene.
brilliant concupiscible shrine
  10/12/14
nigger
Boyish halford
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
brilliant concupiscible shrine
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
brilliant concupiscible shrine
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
sooty keepsake machete
  10/12/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/12/14
...
hateful police squad sanctuary
  10/12/14
...
brilliant concupiscible shrine
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/12/14
...
Stirring Ladyboy
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
heady son of senegal water buffalo
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Sapphire hairy legs
  10/12/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Effete Office Pervert
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
Bespoke
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Drunken Blathering
  10/12/14
You don't?
Snowy splenetic jewess
  10/12/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
...
sepia queen of the night
  10/12/14
wtf
ultramarine resort
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
jet supple abode people who are hurt
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
ultramarine resort
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
jet supple abode people who are hurt
  10/12/14
...
Fat Ankles
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
hyperventilating reading party
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
jet supple abode people who are hurt
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
apoplectic boistinker degenerate
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
jet supple abode people who are hurt
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
hyperventilating reading party
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Cracking scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Misunderstood Telephone
  10/12/14
...
hot adventurous filthpig
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
disturbing frum immigrant national
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Boyish halford
  10/12/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
ultramarine resort
  10/12/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
mischievous hissy fit
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
Cheese-eating Fantasy-prone Liquid Oxygen Dragon
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
ivory location
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
stain
  10/12/14
...
Umber hideous headpube
  11/21/15
...
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
brilliant concupiscible shrine
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
green gaped orchestra pit nibblets
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Ruby goal in life stage
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Aggressive address really tough guy
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Territorial faggotry hominid
  10/12/14
180
grizzly
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
duck-like
  10/31/16
...
Umber hideous headpube
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
lilac abusive clown
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Copper laser beams
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Racy institution striped hyena
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
apoplectic boistinker degenerate
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Misunderstood Telephone
  10/12/14
titc analysis
aquamarine coiffed parlour personal credit line
  10/18/14
...
Umber hideous headpube
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Self-centered multi-colored dingle berry
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
marvelous zombie-like elastic band senate
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
overrated box office
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
spectacular deranged generalized bond messiness
  10/13/14
?
overrated box office
  10/13/14
...
Effete Office Pervert
  10/27/14
...
stain
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Amber bawdyhouse
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Citrine Nofapping Theater
  12/06/14
...
ultramarine resort
  04/07/15
...
Racy institution striped hyena
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
bipolar sweet tailpipe faggot firefighter
  04/22/15
...
Turquoise Circlehead
  05/17/15
...
Flickering
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Amber bawdyhouse
  08/18/15
update?
haunting fortuitous meteor goyim
  10/06/15
...
Dopamine
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
stain
  10/11/15
...
mood azn
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Pearl community account
  10/12/15
bump
Bateful brass lodge
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
judgmental garnet
  11/25/15
...
ultramarine resort
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
ultramarine resort
  12/27/15
...
Flickering
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Ungodly half-breed
  03/10/16
...
up-to-no-good fear-inspiring home
  03/28/16
...
sick giraffe
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
  06/27/16
...
overrated box office
  08/21/16
...
Narrow-minded Double Fault International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
ultramarine resort
  08/22/16
...
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
vengeful cordovan rigpig
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
mildly autistic
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
vengeful cordovan rigpig
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
  09/13/16
...
Vibrant orange site therapy
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Demanding yarmulke
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
  09/13/16
...
Aqua kitty cat
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Narrow-minded Double Fault International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/13/16
...
Dopamine
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Low-t violent kitchen
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Misunderstood Telephone
  10/31/16
:-)
know-it-all voyeur
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
ultramarine resort
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
know-it-all voyeur
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
salmon selfie
  10/31/16
...
Umber hideous headpube
  10/09/18
...
hot adventurous filthpig
  11/21/16
...
ultramarine resort
  01/10/17
...
Chestnut Wagecucks Milk
  02/04/17
...
hot adventurous filthpig
  02/04/17
...
know-it-all voyeur
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
round eye
  02/04/17
...
know-it-all voyeur
  02/04/17
...
know-it-all voyeur
  02/04/17
...
salmon selfie
  02/05/17
...
know-it-all voyeur
  02/08/17
...
chrome big-titted dog poop marketing idea
  06/28/17
...
light
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
beta becky
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
round eye
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Poppy Appetizing Indian Lodge
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Sandwich
  12/18/17
...
topaz
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
black woman
  01/06/18
...
Aqua kitty cat
  02/06/18
...
bull headed point
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
salmon selfie
  10/06/18
4 year bump
beta becky
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
embarrassed to the bone gay wizard
  10/09/18
...
Medicated mahogany menage
  10/17/18
...
Swollen wrinkle
  05/19/19
...
Obsidian Electric Private Investor
  05/19/19
...
apoplectic boistinker degenerate
  10/14/19
...
ultramarine resort
  05/05/20
...
Stubborn Arrogant Mother
  06/28/20
...
ebony
  06/29/20
...
apoplectic boistinker degenerate
  07/10/20
...
deep contagious field psychic
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
codepig
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
slate philosopher-king
  10/10/20
TITCR
hunting ground juggernaut
  02/17/21
...
embarrassed to the bone gay wizard
  10/08/21
...
Fuchsia chad
  02/17/21
...
apoplectic boistinker degenerate
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Swashbuckling internal respiration whorehouse
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Dun mediation patrolman
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Dun mediation patrolman
  10/11/21
...
embarrassed to the bone gay wizard
  10/07/22
...
black idea he suggested
  12/02/21
...
cuckoldry
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Opaque Bat Shit Crazy
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
vengeful cordovan rigpig
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Gay
  10/10/22
...
black idea he suggested
  10/10/22
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
black idea he suggested
  11/23/22
...
plum associate meetinghouse
  05/06/23
...
mauve jap regret
  05/06/23
Time flies
dull
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Pearl community account
  05/06/23
...
cuckoldry
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Opaque Bat Shit Crazy
  10/09/23
...
goy orbison
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
avocado
  10/09/23
...
salmon selfie
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
trust fund
  10/20/23
...
salmon selfie
  10/20/23
...
know-it-all voyeur
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Autistic sex offender
  10/20/23
...
black idea he suggested
  10/20/23
...
embarrassed to the bone gay wizard
  10/20/23
...
ocher
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
legal warrant
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
plum associate meetinghouse
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Aggressive address really tough guy



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: sticky saffron school



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Hilarious wonderful nursing home



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Histrionic slimy step-uncle's house



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: maize garrison gaming laptop



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: startling glittery public bath shitlib



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: sticky saffron school

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: 180 haunted graveyard

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: costumed violet state



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: maize garrison gaming laptop

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: costumed violet state



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: diverse crotch

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Low-t violent kitchen

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: 180 haunted graveyard



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: ultramarine resort



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Provocative Stead



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Vibrant orange site therapy



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Turquoise Circlehead



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Amber bawdyhouse



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Cowardly quadroon electric furnace



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: brilliant concupiscible shrine



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Flatulent chocolate pistol multi-billionaire



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: aquamarine coiffed parlour personal credit line

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Boyish halford

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: goy orbison

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: stimulating clear pit



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Vibrant orange site therapy



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: White boiling water stag film

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Cracking scourge upon the earth

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: White boiling water stag film

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Set Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: crusty spruce cuck pisswyrm

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: hot adventurous filthpig

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Disgusting karate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: indecent ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: impertinent olive parlor

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: sticky saffron school

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Vibrant orange site therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Ruby goal in life stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Painfully honest laughsome persian

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: 180 haunted graveyard

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Curious puppy

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: ivory location

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Amethyst main people genital piercing

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: diverse crotch

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Vivacious athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: trip filthy roommate base

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Snowy splenetic jewess

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Amethyst main people genital piercing

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: diverse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: titillating dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Medicated mahogany menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Provocative Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: sticky saffron school

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: trip filthy roommate base

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: ultramarine resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Aggressive address really tough guy

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: diverse crotch

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Cracking scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: irradiated trailer park

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Hairless burgundy toilet seat dilemma

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: metal magical masturbator chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: deep contagious field psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Citrine Nofapping Theater

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Boyish halford

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Boyish halford

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: out-of-control chartreuse idiot principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Cracking scourge upon the earth

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Lime tank

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Cracking scourge upon the earth

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz irate station

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Misunderstood Telephone

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: rebellious mexican background story

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Khaki Pontificating Theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Shaky prole

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Cracking scourge upon the earth

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: ultramarine resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Ruby goal in life stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle place of business

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle place of business

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Shaky prole

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: trip filthy roommate base

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Amber bawdyhouse

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Amber bawdyhouse

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: marvelous zombie-like elastic band senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Hilarious wonderful nursing home

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Hilarious wonderful nursing home

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Vibrant orange site therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Hilarious wonderful nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Coral Piazza

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Aggressive address really tough guy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Cracking scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Turquoise Circlehead

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: bright dashing antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Misanthropic Primrose Den

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Shaky prole

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: diverse crotch

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: galvanic free-loading forum old irish cottage

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Ruby goal in life stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Flushed Chest-beating Plaza Nowag

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Provocative Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: puce arousing hospital knife

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: exciting market twinkling uncleanness

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Amber bawdyhouse

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: glassy tanning salon

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: up-to-no-good fear-inspiring home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Kink-friendly coffee pot weed whacker

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Bateful brass lodge

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Kink-friendly coffee pot weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Vibrant orange site therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: diverse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: jade unholy lettuce

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: plum associate meetinghouse

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Boyish halford

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Misanthropic Primrose Den

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Kink-friendly coffee pot weed whacker

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Misanthropic Primrose Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Aggressive address really tough guy

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Provocative Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Hilarious wonderful nursing home

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: jet supple abode people who are hurt

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Misunderstood Telephone

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Swashbuckling internal respiration whorehouse

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Aggressive address really tough guy

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Painfully honest laughsome persian

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: jade unholy lettuce

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Misanthropic Primrose Den

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: brilliant concupiscible shrine

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: jade unholy lettuce

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: brilliant concupiscible shrine

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Razzle hell newt

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: heady son of senegal water buffalo

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: disturbing frum immigrant national

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: motley sound barrier potus

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Hilarious wonderful nursing home

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Bateful brass lodge

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Hilarious wonderful nursing home

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: trip filthy roommate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Kink-friendly coffee pot weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Amber bawdyhouse

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: lascivious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: overrated box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Locus Turdskin

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Cracking scourge upon the earth

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: lascivious church building

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Aggressive address really tough guy

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Ruby goal in life stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Cracking scourge upon the earth

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Misanthropic Primrose Den

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: marvelous zombie-like elastic band senate

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: doobsian lake alpha cruise ship

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: disturbing frum immigrant national

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Cracking scourge upon the earth

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Cracking scourge upon the earth

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Boyish halford

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Hilarious wonderful nursing home

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Kink-friendly coffee pot weed whacker

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Beady-eyed frisky love of her life

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: razzmatazz irate station

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: marvelous zombie-like elastic band senate

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Aggressive address really tough guy

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: galvanic free-loading forum old irish cottage

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Boyish halford

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Boyish halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Shaky prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Cracking scourge upon the earth

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Tripping Mewling Depressive

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Ruby goal in life stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Henna stage

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: green gaped orchestra pit nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Hilarious wonderful nursing home

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: scarlet exhilarant candlestick maker corn cake

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Mind-boggling boltzmann

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Turquoise Circlehead

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Turquoise Circlehead

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Cracking scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Locus Turdskin

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: razzmatazz irate station

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Misanthropic Primrose Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Hilarious wonderful nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Amber bawdyhouse

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Painfully honest laughsome persian

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Painfully honest laughsome persian

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: indigo brethren

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Misunderstood Telephone

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Amethyst main people genital piercing

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Erotic Elite Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: confused vigorous tattoo

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Cracking scourge upon the earth

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Misanthropic Primrose Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Sickened hairraiser doctorate

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Cracking scourge upon the earth

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Misanthropic Primrose Den

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Submissive comical crackhouse pozpig

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Painfully honest laughsome persian

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Citrine Nofapping Theater

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: aromatic foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Self-centered multi-colored dingle berry

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Ruby goal in life stage

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Citrine Nofapping Theater

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Ruby goal in life stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Odious alcoholic death wish

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Aggressive address really tough guy

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Ruby goal in life stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: confused vigorous tattoo

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Stirring Ladyboy

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Carmine at-the-ready new version

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Poppy Appetizing Indian Lodge

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Charismatic temple pocket flask

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: green gaped orchestra pit nibblets

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Cracking scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Charismatic temple pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: fragrant lay

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Ruby goal in life stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: aquamarine coiffed parlour personal credit line

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Obsidian Electric Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: claret legend ape

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: bearded space

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Vibrant orange site therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Alcoholic nudist property

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Charismatic temple pocket flask

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Alcoholic nudist property

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Boyish halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: diverse crotch

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Painfully honest laughsome persian

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: irradiated trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Erotic Elite Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Ruby goal in life stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: diverse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Vibrant orange site therapy

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Curious puppy

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: bull headed point

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Misanthropic Primrose Den

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Aggressive address really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: trip filthy roommate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Ruby goal in life stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Vibrant orange site therapy

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: hyperventilating reading party

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: claret legend ape

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Charismatic temple pocket flask

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: diverse crotch

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: bearded space

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: fragrant lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: big heaven

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: titillating dysfunction

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: ultramarine resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Pearly Ticket Booth

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: rusted partner area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: ultramarine resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: floppy skinny woman

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: rusted partner area

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: marvelous zombie-like elastic band senate

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: ivory location

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: heady son of senegal water buffalo

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Misanthropic Primrose Den

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: diverse crotch

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: heady son of senegal water buffalo

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Painfully honest laughsome persian

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Rose self-absorbed deer antler mental disorder

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring brunch gunner

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Boyish halford

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: marvelous zombie-like elastic band senate

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Amber bawdyhouse

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Misanthropic Primrose Den

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Erotic Elite Gas Station

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: diverse crotch

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: ivory location

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: mustard cruel-hearted casino affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Amber bawdyhouse

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Cerebral business firm

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: hateful police squad sanctuary

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: hateful police squad sanctuary

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: sticky saffron school

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Drab spot gaping

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Amber bawdyhouse

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Locus Turdskin

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Drab spot gaping

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: twinkling house

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Cerebral business firm

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: marvelous zombie-like elastic band senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Magenta roast beef trump supporter

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Honey-headed bossy library factory reset button

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: metal magical masturbator chapel

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: brilliant concupiscible shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: diverse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Ruby goal in life stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Vibrant orange site therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: heady son of senegal water buffalo

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: lascivious church building

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: heady son of senegal water buffalo

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: heady son of senegal water buffalo

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: heady son of senegal water buffalo

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: lascivious church building

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: transparent bonkers travel guidebook

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: heady son of senegal water buffalo

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Thriller adulterous theater stage preventive strike

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: lascivious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: ultramarine resort

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: ivory location

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: lascivious church building

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: heady son of senegal water buffalo

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Misanthropic Primrose Den

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Amber bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Locus Turdskin

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Boyish halford

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Talented french range digit ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: jade unholy lettuce

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: iridescent indirect expression rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Vibrant orange site therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: jet supple abode people who are hurt

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Misanthropic Primrose Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: jet supple abode people who are hurt

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: jet supple abode people who are hurt

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Vibrant orange site therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Wild Mad Cow Disease Famous Landscape Painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: green gaped orchestra pit nibblets

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: spectacular deranged generalized bond messiness

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: excitant ruddy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Rose self-absorbed deer antler mental disorder

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: sticky saffron school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: diverse crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: brilliant concupiscible shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: geriatric pungent cumskin

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Racy institution striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: diverse crotch

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: hot adventurous filthpig

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: ivory location

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Cracking scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Rose self-absorbed deer antler mental disorder

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: ivory location

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: ivory location

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Razzle hell newt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: bearded coldplay fan rigor

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Amber bawdyhouse

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Painfully honest laughsome persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: ultramarine resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Vibrant orange site therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Vibrant orange site therapy

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Razzle hell newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Painfully honest laughsome persian

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: sepia queen of the night

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Painfully honest laughsome persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: bearded coldplay fan rigor

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: sepia queen of the night

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Boyish halford

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: fragrant lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Ruby goal in life stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: twisted native

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Vibrant orange site therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: iridescent indirect expression rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Vibrant orange site therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Poppy Appetizing Indian Lodge

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: brilliant concupiscible shrine

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: bearded coldplay fan rigor

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: diverse crotch

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Vibrant orange site therapy

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: sticky saffron school

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Shivering smoky corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author:  harsh school cafeteria

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Shivering smoky corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Cracking scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: bright dashing antidepressant drug

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: claret legend ape

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Poppy Appetizing Indian Lodge

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: diverse crotch

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Razzle hell newt

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Amber bawdyhouse

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: plum associate meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author:  fighting incel church

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Pearly Ticket Booth

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Pearly Ticket Booth

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  Kitty

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz irate station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Ruby goal in life stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Painfully honest laughsome persian

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author:  mood azn

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Rough-skinned ceo center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: diverse crotch

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: ivory location

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Painfully honest laughsome persian

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Ruby goal in life stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Aggressive address really tough guy

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author:  mood azn

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: apoplectic boistinker degenerate

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Idiotic volcanic crater

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Citrine Nofapping Theater

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  Kitty

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Blue Mentally Impaired Fanboi Feces

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Stirring Ladyboy

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: jet supple abode people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: overrated box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Self-centered multi-colored dingle berry

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Fantasy-prone Liquid Oxygen Dragon

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: brilliant concupiscible shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: rebellious mexican background story

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Drunken Blathering

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author:  soggy mad-dog skullcap windowlicker

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Stirring Ladyboy

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author:  soggy mad-dog skullcap windowlicker

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: spectacular deranged generalized bond messiness

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: diverse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: diverse crotch

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Citrine Nofapping Theater

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: bearded coldplay fan rigor

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: aromatic foreskin

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: bearded coldplay fan rigor

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Stirring Ladyboy

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: apoplectic boistinker degenerate

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: bearded coldplay fan rigor

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: diverse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Razzle hell newt

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: apoplectic boistinker degenerate

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: ultramarine resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: spectacular deranged generalized bond messiness

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: diverse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: mischievous hissy fit

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Umber hideous headpube

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: sepia queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: marvelous zombie-like elastic band senate

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: 

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: claret legend ape

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Bateful brass lodge

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author:  hyperactive jew

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Locus Turdskin

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  hyperactive jew

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  mood azn

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: wine party of the first part macaca

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: diverse crotch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: brilliant concupiscible shrine

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author:  flesh toaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: impertinent olive parlor

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Painfully honest laughsome persian

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: brilliant concupiscible shrine

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: brilliant concupiscible shrine

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Amber bawdyhouse

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author:  Fat Ankles

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Charismatic temple pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: galvanic free-loading forum old irish cottage

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: lascivious church building

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Pearly Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Charismatic temple pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Awkward peach cuckold

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: talking bbw

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: bright dashing antidepressant drug

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Charismatic temple pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: lascivious church building

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Lime tank

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: fragrant lay

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Self-centered multi-colored dingle berry

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Orchid seedy useless brakes

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Bateful brass lodge

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Rose self-absorbed deer antler mental disorder

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Turquoise Circlehead

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Ruby goal in life stage

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Cyan stock car

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Aggressive address really tough guy

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Aggressive address really tough guy

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Aggressive address really tough guy

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: marvelous zombie-like elastic band senate

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Bateful brass lodge

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Painfully honest laughsome persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Blue Mentally Impaired Fanboi Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: sepia queen of the night

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Cerebral business firm

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: galvanic free-loading forum old irish cottage

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: heady son of senegal water buffalo

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Locus Turdskin

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: iridescent indirect expression rehab

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: lascivious church building

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: sepia queen of the night

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author:  stain

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: ultramarine resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author:  sooty keepsake machete

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  sooty keepsake machete

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic nudist property

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  stain

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Boyish halford

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author:  stain

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author:  sooty keepsake machete

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: brilliant concupiscible shrine

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Boyish halford

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: brilliant concupiscible shrine

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: brilliant concupiscible shrine

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author:  sooty keepsake machete

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: hateful police squad sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: brilliant concupiscible shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Stirring Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: heady son of senegal water buffalo

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Sapphire hairy legs

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Bespoke

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Drunken Blathering

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Snowy splenetic jewess

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: sepia queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: jet supple abode people who are hurt

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: jet supple abode people who are hurt

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author:  Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: hyperventilating reading party

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: jet supple abode people who are hurt

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: apoplectic boistinker degenerate

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: jet supple abode people who are hurt

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: hyperventilating reading party

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: crystalline unhinged national security agency blood rage

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Cracking scourge upon the earth

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Misunderstood Telephone

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: hot adventurous filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: disturbing frum immigrant national

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Boyish halford

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: mischievous hissy fit

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Fantasy-prone Liquid Oxygen Dragon

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: ivory location

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author:  stain

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Umber hideous headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: brilliant concupiscible shrine

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: green gaped orchestra pit nibblets

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Ruby goal in life stage

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Aggressive address really tough guy

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Territorial faggotry hominid

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author:  grizzly

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: duck-like

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Umber hideous headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: lilac abusive clown

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Copper laser beams

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Racy institution striped hyena

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: apoplectic boistinker degenerate

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Misunderstood Telephone

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: aquamarine coiffed parlour personal credit line

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Umber hideous headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Self-centered multi-colored dingle berry

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: marvelous zombie-like elastic band senate

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: overrated box office

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: spectacular deranged generalized bond messiness

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: overrated box office

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Effete Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author:  stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Amber bawdyhouse

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Citrine Nofapping Theater

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: ultramarine resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Racy institution striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author:  bipolar sweet tailpipe faggot firefighter

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Turquoise Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Flickering



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Amber bawdyhouse

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: haunting fortuitous meteor goyim

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author:  Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author:  stain

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author:  mood azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Pearl community account

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Bateful brass lodge

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: judgmental garnet

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: ultramarine resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: ultramarine resort

Much better sistr thrras

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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Flickering



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Ungodly half-breed

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: up-to-no-good fear-inspiring home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: sick giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: 

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: overrated box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Double Fault International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: ultramarine resort

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: vengeful cordovan rigpig

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: mildly autistic

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: vengeful cordovan rigpig

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: 

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Vibrant orange site therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: 

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Demanding yarmulke

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: 

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Aqua kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Double Fault International Law Enforcement Agency

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author:  Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Low-t violent kitchen

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Misunderstood Telephone

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: know-it-all voyeur

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: ultramarine resort

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: know-it-all voyeur

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: salmon selfie

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Umber hideous headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: hot adventurous filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: ultramarine resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Chestnut Wagecucks Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: hot adventurous filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: know-it-all voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author:  round eye

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: know-it-all voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: know-it-all voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: salmon selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: know-it-all voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: chrome big-titted dog poop marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  light



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author:  beta becky

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: 

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author:  round eye

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Poppy Appetizing Indian Lodge

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author:  Sandwich

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: topaz



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author:  black woman

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Aqua kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: bull headed point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: salmon selfie

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author:  beta becky

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone gay wizard

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Medicated mahogany menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Swollen wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Obsidian Electric Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: apoplectic boistinker degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: ultramarine resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Stubborn Arrogant Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: ebony



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: apoplectic boistinker degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: deep contagious field psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author:  codepig

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author:  slate philosopher-king

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author:  hunting ground juggernaut

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Fuchsia chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: apoplectic boistinker degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Swashbuckling internal respiration whorehouse

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: Dun mediation patrolman

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: Dun mediation patrolman

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: black idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Opaque Bat Shit Crazy

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: vengeful cordovan rigpig

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author:  Gay

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: black idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45309181)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: black idea he suggested

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: plum associate meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author:  mauve jap regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: dull

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Pearl community account

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author:  cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Opaque Bat Shit Crazy

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author:  avocado

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: salmon selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author:  trust fund

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: salmon selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: know-it-all voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Autistic sex offender

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: black idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: ocher



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author:  legal warrant

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Brindle passionate locale sneaky criminal

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: plum associate meetinghouse

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Firm#49330062)