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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
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citrine indecent point
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
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legit
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Adulterous idiot
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Height of assosciate?
Brass Bateful Piazza Dingle Berry
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
anal ocher affirmative action dilemma
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lmfao
Slippery Site
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LOL
judgmental parlor french chef
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lol
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Gay Pungent Business Firm Halford
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Bat shit crazy mental disorder stead
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
Boyish Step-uncle's House Roast Beef
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Moar!
contagious sapphire address
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
khaki appetizing pervert
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Gay Pungent Business Firm Halford
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
citrine indecent point
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he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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It practically writes itself!
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exciting center karate
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
exciting center karate
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
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citrine indecent point
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Bossy orange juggernaut
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
vibrant charcoal rehab prole
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
citrine indecent point
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
vibrant charcoal rehab prole
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
citrine indecent point
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
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Shit
citrine indecent point
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motley quadroon
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
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bistre library
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citrine indecent point
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still going strong
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(Chip Kelly)
Aggressive Copper Wrinkle Patrolman
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
citrine indecent point
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
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citrine indecent point
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
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cream circlehead station
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
citrine indecent point
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*bark aves
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Thriller cerise police squad idea he suggested
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Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
exciting center karate
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Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
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electric newt
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Aggressive Copper Wrinkle Patrolman
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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insane sanctuary
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bistre library
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seedy amethyst feces principal's office
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Aggressive Copper Wrinkle Patrolman
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
Boyish Step-uncle's House Roast Beef
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
stubborn vermilion corner
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you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
clear razzmatazz fanboi coldplay fan
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
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multi-colored forum
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
chocolate chapel boiling water
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
citrine indecent point
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Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
Stirring startled meetinghouse striped hyena
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
citrine indecent point
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
contagious sapphire address
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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umber beady-eyed base
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Aggressive Copper Wrinkle Patrolman
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slate temple
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fantasy-prone zombie-like locus genital piercing
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Aggressive Copper Wrinkle Patrolman
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(Rick Reilly)
Geriatric brethren
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
Aggressive Copper Wrinkle Patrolman
  03/12/15
great thread
exhilarant garrison
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Boyish Step-uncle's House Roast Beef
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
anal ocher affirmative action dilemma
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Azure Plaza Faggotry
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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Azure Plaza Faggotry
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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cordovan odious locale
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Azure Plaza Faggotry
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Olive macaca
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exciting center karate
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bump for Buddy
Azure Plaza Faggotry
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
fuchsia tantric son of senegal coffee pot
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
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Rambunctious ultramarine digit ratio nowag
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Bossy orange juggernaut
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khaki appetizing pervert
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Vigorous Magenta Heaven Toaster
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*makes Buddy partner*
bonkers irate indian lodge
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Aggressive Copper Wrinkle Patrolman
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Rusted Domesticated Hall
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Impressive sepia yarmulke
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ruh roh
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umber beady-eyed base
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who's a good associate?
clear razzmatazz fanboi coldplay fan
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Crystalline deer antler parlour
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citrine indecent point
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Impressive sepia yarmulke
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Magical Doctorate School Cafeteria
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
citrine indecent point
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Rambunctious ultramarine digit ratio nowag
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
mischievous national
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Dead lavender nursing home
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marvelous at-the-ready location
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Drunken peach crotch lodge
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holy fucking shit
cyan beta house marketing idea
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vibrant charcoal rehab prole
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vivacious alcoholic voyeur
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big salmon preventive strike useless brakes
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marvelous at-the-ready location
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exciting center karate
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go Get Em!
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rough-skinned lettuce dragon
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180
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180^180
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bisexual autistic alpha
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vibrant charcoal rehab prole
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buff goyim state
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
umber beady-eyed base
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talented metal dog poop fortuitous meteor
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sable bearded telephone theater
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mischievous national
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
soul-stirring abode queen of the night
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underrated
chartreuse stage
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mischievous national
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umber beady-eyed base
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
bisexual autistic alpha
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citrine indecent point
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Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
tan idiotic gas station
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Ouch
citrine indecent point
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
multi-colored forum
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exciting center karate
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Rambunctious ultramarine digit ratio nowag
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Balding poppy crackhouse antidepressant drug
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umber beady-eyed base
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mischievous national
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Floppy Chrome Ratface
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Elite place of business
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Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
umber beady-eyed base
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
talented metal dog poop fortuitous meteor
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citrine indecent point
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
umber beady-eyed base
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
talented metal dog poop fortuitous meteor
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
contagious sapphire address
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sable bearded telephone theater
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Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
big-titted headpube church
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sable bearded telephone theater
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exciting center karate
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exciting center karate
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
orchid narrow-minded range
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
sable bearded telephone theater
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
sable bearded telephone theater
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Abnormal church building psychic
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sable bearded telephone theater
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
vivacious alcoholic voyeur
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talented metal dog poop fortuitous meteor
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CR.
exciting center karate
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umber beady-eyed base
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sable bearded telephone theater
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i really like it here
citrine indecent point
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exciting center karate
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exciting center karate
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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vivacious alcoholic voyeur
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sable bearded telephone theater
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
vivacious alcoholic voyeur
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sable bearded telephone theater
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citrine indecent point
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Angry rebellious turdskin
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exciting center karate
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Woah CR friend :-)
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vivacious alcoholic voyeur
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swashbuckling cruise ship
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Abnormal church building psychic
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
Dun scourge upon the earth dopamine
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umber beady-eyed base
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Nighttime becky pistol
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vivacious alcoholic voyeur
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sable bearded telephone theater
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free-loading brindle market sweet tailpipe
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Nighttime becky pistol
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supple buck-toothed background story office
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judgmental parlor french chef
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umber beady-eyed base
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: sooty legend set

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: citrine indecent point



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Bossy orange juggernaut



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: vibrant charcoal rehab prole

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: citrine indecent point

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: vibrant charcoal rehab prole

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: citrine indecent point

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: vibrant charcoal rehab prole

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: citrine indecent point

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Rambunctious ultramarine digit ratio nowag



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: motley quadroon



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: chocolate chapel boiling water

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: bistre library



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: citrine indecent point



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: exciting center karate



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: fantasy-prone zombie-like locus genital piercing

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Aggressive Copper Wrinkle Patrolman

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: citrine indecent point

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Rambunctious ultramarine digit ratio nowag



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: sooty legend set

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Aggressive Copper Wrinkle Patrolman

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: citrine indecent point



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: sooty legend set

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Aggressive Copper Wrinkle Patrolman



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Aromatic Hot Public Bath Love Of Her Life

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*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: citrine indecent point



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: cream circlehead station



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Impressive sepia yarmulke



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: citrine indecent point

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: french transparent windowlicker

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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: exciting center karate

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Aromatic Hot Public Bath Love Of Her Life

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: electric newt



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Aggressive Copper Wrinkle Patrolman

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: sinister claret generalized bond

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: talented metal dog poop fortuitous meteor

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: electric newt



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Rambunctious ultramarine digit ratio nowag



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: anal ocher affirmative action dilemma

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: cream circlehead station



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: ebony misanthropic main people milk

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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Aggressive Copper Wrinkle Patrolman

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Boyish Step-uncle's House Roast Beef

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: stubborn vermilion corner

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: clear razzmatazz fanboi coldplay fan

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Garnet Theater Stage Codepig

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: talented metal dog poop fortuitous meteor

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Titillating white stag film

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

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"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: chocolate chapel boiling water

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: citrine indecent point

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Stirring startled meetinghouse striped hyena

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: citrine indecent point

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: talented metal dog poop fortuitous meteor

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring abode queen of the night

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Aggressive Copper Wrinkle Patrolman

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Geriatric brethren

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Aggressive Copper Wrinkle Patrolman

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: exhilarant garrison

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Boyish Step-uncle's House Roast Beef

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: anal ocher affirmative action dilemma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac reading party

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Azure Plaza Faggotry

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: comical yapping twinkling uncleanness incel



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Azure Plaza Faggotry

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Azure Plaza Faggotry



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: bonkers irate indian lodge

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: cordovan odious locale



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: fantasy-prone zombie-like locus genital piercing

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: exciting center karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Azure Plaza Faggotry

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Olive macaca

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: exciting center karate



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Azure Plaza Faggotry

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: fuchsia tantric son of senegal coffee pot

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Cerebral saffron university therapy

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Cerebral saffron university therapy

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Rambunctious ultramarine digit ratio nowag



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Bossy orange juggernaut

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: khaki appetizing pervert



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Vigorous Magenta Heaven Toaster



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: bonkers irate indian lodge

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Aggressive Copper Wrinkle Patrolman



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Rusted Domesticated Hall



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Impressive sepia yarmulke



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: bisexual autistic alpha

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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: umber beady-eyed base



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: clear razzmatazz fanboi coldplay fan

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Crystalline deer antler parlour

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: citrine indecent point



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Impressive sepia yarmulke



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Magical Doctorate School Cafeteria

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: citrine indecent point

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Rambunctious ultramarine digit ratio nowag

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: mischievous national

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: umber beady-eyed base



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: umber beady-eyed base

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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: umber beady-eyed base

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring abode queen of the night

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: chartreuse stage

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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: citrine indecent point

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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: multi-colored forum

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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Elite place of business

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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: umber beady-eyed base

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: talented metal dog poop fortuitous meteor

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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: umber beady-eyed base

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

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