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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typ...
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0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)
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Doug Feith to jr. associate: FW: Issues w/Various Countri...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: glittery shrine

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: tantric vigorous space

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: vibrant school

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Translucent death wish

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: light cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Emerald Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Titillating hall famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Hairraiser Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: vibrant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: cordovan senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: tantric vigorous space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Dark Volcanic Crater Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: flirting razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: flirting razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Bateful Mexican Windowlicker

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: flirting razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: chrome comical hell mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Magical rehab cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Titillating hall famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Glassy racy locale



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: puce telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Titillating hall famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Cerise principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Arrogant Ticket Booth Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Titillating hall famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Titillating hall famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: magenta piazza voyeur

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Titillating hall famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: aggressive exhilarant wagecucks

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: magenta piazza voyeur

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Walnut ungodly home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: arousing overrated brunch masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: primrose bossy point

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: smoky station circlehead

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: cracking boltzmann son of senegal

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless brakes

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: geriatric passionate garrison

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Aquamarine Trump Supporter Puppy

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Deep harsh site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Sticky office mental disorder

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Cream kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: very tactful contagious boistinker

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Coral frozen pit

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: bespoke institution giraffe

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Razzle becky

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: vibrant school

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: aggressive exhilarant wagecucks

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: disgusting trailer park mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: crusty judgmental coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: light cruise ship

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: multi-colored bipolar church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: deranged partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: chrome comical hell mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac alcoholic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Titillating hall famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Messiness

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Messiness

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Awkward menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: disrespectful narrow-minded bawdyhouse

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: bespoke institution giraffe

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Gold Boyish Native Roommate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Blue big-titted theater

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: stimulating associate dragon

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Blue big-titted theater

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Motley lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: sienna orchestra pit

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Gold Boyish Native Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: arousing overrated brunch masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: bespoke institution giraffe

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: sienna orchestra pit

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: outnumbered dead potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: magenta piazza voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible Mediation Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Crystalline Fragrant Indirect Expression Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: submissive patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Arrogant Ticket Booth Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: flickering ruby selfie range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Naked Talented Public Bath

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: outnumbered dead potus

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: arousing overrated brunch masturbator

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: outnumbered dead potus

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Deep harsh site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Turquoise location codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: unholy tank mad cow disease

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: sienna orchestra pit

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: vibrant school

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: sienna orchestra pit

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: big irate casino place of business

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring prole

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Obsidian newt clown

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Awkward menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Shimmering Milk

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Blue big-titted theater

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Shimmering Milk

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Blue big-titted theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: crusty judgmental coffee pot

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Maize set queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Umber Diverse Athletic Conference

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Blue big-titted theater

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Umber Diverse Athletic Conference

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: milky greedy address

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Blue big-titted theater

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Blue big-titted theater

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Blue big-titted theater

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone useless brakes



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Blue big-titted theater

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: multi-colored bipolar church



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle crackhouse



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: chrome comical hell mother



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: ocher hyperactive house

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Awkward menage

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: purple hideous stage knife

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Dashing idiotic pisswyrm

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: purple hideous stage knife

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Khaki curious national

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Obsidian newt clown



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Blue big-titted theater

Estimate this man's dick size.

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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Translucent death wish

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Khaki curious national

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: angry toaster hospital



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Messiness



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Cream kitty



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Olive spot

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Supple Rigpig Nowag

love the response time

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Wild mildly autistic chapel gunner



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Blue big-titted theater



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Buff odious area dog poop



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Cerebral pervert



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: costumed fat ankles

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: flirting razzmatazz temple



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Sticky office mental disorder



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Cerebral pervert



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: chrome comical hell mother

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Spruce Parlor Juggernaut

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Buff odious area dog poop



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: tantric vigorous space



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: chrome comical hell mother



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: chrome comical hell mother



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: flirting razzmatazz temple



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: flirting razzmatazz temple



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: lilac candlestick maker

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: flirting razzmatazz temple

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: chrome comical hell mother



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Orange sanctuary corn cake

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: disgusting trailer park mad-dog skullcap



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: maroon provocative depressive plaza

Check you emails.

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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: flirting razzmatazz temple



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Green legend abode



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: aromatic therapy market



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: flirting razzmatazz temple



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: lilac candlestick maker



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: disgusting trailer park mad-dog skullcap



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: submissive patrolman

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Spectacular electric furnace gaping



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: flirting razzmatazz temple



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: flirting razzmatazz temple



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: lilac candlestick maker



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: exciting university

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: Lake cumskin



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac alcoholic police squad

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: ocher hyperactive house

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: orchid insecure nursing home ratface

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Domesticated topaz water buffalo resort

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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: lilac candlestick maker



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: flirting razzmatazz temple



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: stirring onyx nibblets cuck

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Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
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Author: Wine painfully honest parlour

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: flirting razzmatazz temple



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: puce telephone

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

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Date: July 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:59 PM
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