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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: stirring menage It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: swollen azn lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: aphrodisiac misanthropic church building degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: lavender beady-eyed spot pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Cyan judgmental place of business dog poop did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: lilac mentally impaired area knife "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Sooty Liquid Oxygen Lodge (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Bearded Stead "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: startling opaque antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: bossy whorehouse (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: stirring menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Big patrolman who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: stirring menage Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Big patrolman whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: stirring menage CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Carmine International Law Enforcement Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone twinkling uncleanness hominid 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: aquamarine roast beef "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Carmine International Law Enforcement Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: hairraiser gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#49335487) |