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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
Galvanic cyan scourge upon the earth stag film
  07/03/15
God dammit.
Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference
  07/03/15
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Submissive Tattoo Elastic Band
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
umber dopamine
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
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  01/29/16
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silver legal warrant
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
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Pontificating Mexican School
  07/09/15
180 lulz
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chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
clear knife institution
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
Ruddy concupiscible juggernaut
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
Walnut federal nursing home
  07/03/15
Rude
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  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
Beady-eyed church black woman
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
Hyperventilating Rehab
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
Hyperventilating Rehab
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
garnet mind-boggling den
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
Exciting fortuitous meteor messiness
  07/03/15
lol
Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
disturbing lay blood rage
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
purple indian lodge
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
Hideous brilliant macaca cuckoldry
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
umber dopamine
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
Ruddy concupiscible juggernaut
  07/03/15
180
Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
heady headpube plaza
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
green soul-stirring volcanic crater field
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
Odious Center Incel
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
Hyperventilating Rehab
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
vivacious property
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
nofapping spectacular wrinkle
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
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  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
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  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
Vibrant Partner
  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
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  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
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  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
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  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
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  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
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  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
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New associate in my office asked me whether my email was ser...
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So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Galvanic cyan scourge upon the earth stag film

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Submissive Tattoo Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: umber dopamine

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Dashing Fiercely-loyal Tanning Salon Rigor

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: silver legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: clear knife institution

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: Pontificating Mexican School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: zombie-like coiffed lodge brethren

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: charismatic psychic famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Set Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: clear knife institution

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Ruddy concupiscible juggernaut

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Walnut federal nursing home

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Beady-eyed church black woman

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Rehab

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Rehab

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: garnet mind-boggling den

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Exciting fortuitous meteor messiness

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: disturbing lay blood rage

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: purple indian lodge

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Hideous brilliant macaca cuckoldry

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: umber dopamine

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Ruddy concupiscible juggernaut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: heady headpube plaza

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: green soul-stirring volcanic crater field

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Odious Center Incel

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Rehab

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: vivacious property

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: nofapping spectacular wrinkle

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: Slap-happy mental disorder business firm

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: multi-colored cowardly pisswyrm roast beef

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Vibrant Partner

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Doobsian Pit

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: narrow-minded mahogany chapel becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: ivory yapping potus

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Dashing Fiercely-loyal Tanning Salon Rigor

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Dashing Fiercely-loyal Tanning Salon Rigor

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Plum National Security Agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: Seedy swashbuckling office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: Seedy swashbuckling office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Seedy swashbuckling office

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Seedy swashbuckling office

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Bull headed copper school cafeteria

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Bull headed copper school cafeteria

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: titillating bawdyhouse

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: nudist bistre ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Seedy swashbuckling office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Medicated Very Tactful Hospital Athletic Conference

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Seedy swashbuckling office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: ungodly dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Seedy swashbuckling office

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: Seedy swashbuckling office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: ungodly dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: Gaped Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: ( * ) ( * )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Firm#49800158)