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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
vermilion immigrant
  12/29/15
b!
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C
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c
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a
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a
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bateful disturbing ratface
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
vermilion immigrant
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amber aromatic plaza half-breed
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Fine I change my vote to A.
bateful disturbing ratface
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a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
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amber aromatic plaza half-breed
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c for sure
lemon curious casino
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C
Chocolate Hairraiser Bawdyhouse
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c
Yapping stage indirect expression
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Xo
Autistic cracking forum
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chaturbate
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C!
bateful disturbing ratface
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NEXT CHAPTER
bateful disturbing ratface
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everyone in this thread unzips.
Slap-happy corner love of her life
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amber aromatic plaza half-breed
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Autistic cracking forum
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Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
Yapping stage indirect expression
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
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lol ouch
Nighttime garrison
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he is busy doing tinychat
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Rambunctious trust fund
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amber aromatic plaza half-breed
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Topic has amazing potential.
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You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
vermilion immigrant
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2
Nighttime garrison
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I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
Obsidian Provocative Hell Blood Rage
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police
Honey-headed charismatic jew box office
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1
Chocolate Hairraiser Bawdyhouse
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lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
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4 and 180
Yapping stage indirect expression
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Wake up and post please.
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Autistic cracking forum
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: vermilion immigrant

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: bateful disturbing ratface

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Autistic cracking forum

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: amber aromatic plaza half-breed



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: irate misunderstood filthpig school

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Orchid mediation

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Chocolate Hairraiser Bawdyhouse

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: bateful disturbing ratface

Next chapter please

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: vermilion immigrant

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: amber aromatic plaza half-breed



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: bateful disturbing ratface

Fine I change my vote to A.

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: lemon curious casino

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: amber aromatic plaza half-breed



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: lemon curious casino

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: amber aromatic plaza half-breed



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: vermilion immigrant

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: amber aromatic plaza half-breed



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: lemon curious casino

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Chocolate Hairraiser Bawdyhouse

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Yapping stage indirect expression

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Autistic cracking forum

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic jew box office

chaturbate

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: bateful disturbing ratface

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: bateful disturbing ratface

NEXT CHAPTER

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Slap-happy corner love of her life

everyone in this thread unzips.

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: amber aromatic plaza half-breed



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Autistic cracking forum



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Yapping stage indirect expression

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Anal Heaven Headpube

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Nighttime garrison

lol ouch

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: lemon curious casino

he is busy doing tinychat

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Rambunctious trust fund



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: amber aromatic plaza half-breed



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Obsidian Provocative Hell Blood Rage

Topic has amazing potential.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: vermilion immigrant

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Nighttime garrison

2

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Obsidian Provocative Hell Blood Rage

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic jew box office

police

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Chocolate Hairraiser Bawdyhouse

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Autistic cracking forum

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Autistic cracking forum



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: Yapping stage indirect expression

4 and 180

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Yapping stage indirect expression

Wake up and post please.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Autistic cracking forum



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: bronze stirring cruise ship messiness

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Concupiscible mildly autistic voyeur menage



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: bearded silver regret

next chapter please!

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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good principal's office



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