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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
hairless marvelous sanctuary
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
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  01/26/16
This one stings.
twinkling hell
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
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  01/26/16
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  01/25/16
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...
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  10/27/17
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  01/25/16
toxic
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Cr edit
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  01/25/16
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hairless marvelous sanctuary
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
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  01/25/16
Cr
hairless marvelous sanctuary
  01/25/16
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House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs
  01/25/16
hm
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  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
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wait
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  01/25/16
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may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
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180 KILLSHOT
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180
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  01/26/16
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  01/26/16
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  10/21/16
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  01/26/16
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  01/26/16
RIP brother
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180
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  01/30/16
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  02/02/16
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  02/22/16
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  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
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  01/25/16
toxic
House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
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  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
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  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
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  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
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  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
hairless marvelous sanctuary
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
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House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Duck-like Parlour Goyim
  01/25/16
TY bro
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...
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Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
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  01/26/16
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  03/19/20
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  10/27/17
credited advice
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  05/24/18
even more toxic
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  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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i lol'd
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He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
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  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
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  01/25/16
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...
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House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
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  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
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...
alcoholic vivacious coldplay fan
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Stirring crackhouse
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Stirring crackhouse
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
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  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
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why do you think that?
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  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
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i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
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Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
hairless marvelous sanctuary
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She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
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  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
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I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
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Lmao
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hairless marvelous sanctuary
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Bisexual painfully honest boltzmann
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...
Judgmental Nibblets Stag Film
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  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
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JFC holy shit
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lol at all the poasters encouraging him
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can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
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http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
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  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
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  06/03/19
oh no
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  08/08/19
LOL
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JFC
High-end henna forum
  03/19/20
Update?
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  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
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I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
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  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
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  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
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Cr
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Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
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...
flirting fuchsia scourge upon the earth
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Y-...Yes?
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You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
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"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
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...
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1800000000000 thread
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you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
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"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
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Lmfao
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cr this is poetry
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packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
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Judgmental Nibblets Stag Film
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  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
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  01/26/16
Describe
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8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
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God damn brutal
hairraiser office
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...
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  01/26/16
...
Duck-like Parlour Goyim
  01/26/16
Please be flame
hairless marvelous sanctuary
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Lime national
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
aggressive talented market death wish
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Lime national
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
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  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
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  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Lime national
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
well-lubricated olive mother
  01/26/16
Fuck
flushed vigorous knife sandwich
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
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cq's!
House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
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  01/26/16
...
High-end henna forum
  03/19/20
...
Impressive partner
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
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  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
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except for your autism
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...
hairless marvelous sanctuary
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...
Big Fluffy Windowlicker Lay
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
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(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Duck-like Parlour Goyim
  01/26/16
...
Purple Cheese-eating Casino Cuckoldry
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
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180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
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This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
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Jfc
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Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
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I hate this thread so fucking much
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Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
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Obeezy’s recent past*
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Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
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Obsidian coffee pot
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37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: High-end henna forum

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Beady-eyed wrinkle

toxic

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Impressive partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Topaz background story national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: chest-beating sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Zombie-like immigrant

180 existential horror



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: flushed vigorous knife sandwich



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle seedy laser beams

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: cobalt theater friendly grandma

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: sticky ceo

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Self-centered Theatre Stock Car



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: trip bearded sneaky criminal



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Big Fluffy Windowlicker Lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: sienna jewess



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: vermilion mildly autistic digit ratio



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Rough-skinned mind-boggling heaven



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Author: coiffed indian lodge dopamine



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: costumed nursing home

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: irradiated shivering toaster potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Fighting Passionate Station

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: adventurous crystalline useless brakes

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Sick Stubborn Travel Guidebook

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Laughsome translucent electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: frum brunch roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Bisexual painfully honest boltzmann

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Bisexual painfully honest boltzmann

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Bisexual painfully honest boltzmann

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: startling pistol black woman

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Bisexual painfully honest boltzmann

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Duck-like Parlour Goyim

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Bisexual painfully honest boltzmann

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Duck-like Parlour Goyim

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Bisexual painfully honest boltzmann

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Laughsome translucent electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: ultramarine home

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: dashing ivory area

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: clear karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: High-end henna forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: walnut motley whorehouse

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Big Fluffy Windowlicker Lay

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: metal ticket booth chad

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Comical Indecent Trailer Park Faggotry

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Bisexual painfully honest boltzmann

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Duck-like Parlour Goyim

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Disturbing Internal Respiration Roommate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Bisexual painfully honest boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Bisexual painfully honest boltzmann

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Titillating awkward fat ankles

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: alcoholic vivacious coldplay fan



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Stirring crackhouse

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Stirring crackhouse

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Bisexual painfully honest boltzmann

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Stirring crackhouse

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Stirring crackhouse

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Stirring crackhouse

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Bisexual painfully honest boltzmann

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Bisexual painfully honest boltzmann

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Tan lascivious menage mediation

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: aggressive talented market death wish

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: contagious parlor mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: alcoholic vivacious coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: thriller idea he suggested

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Bisexual painfully honest boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Judgmental Nibblets Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: well-lubricated olive mother

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: ultramarine home

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: pearl razzmatazz set

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: appetizing pea-brained community account orchestra pit

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: walnut motley whorehouse

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: razzle jet persian

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Carnelian Supple Field

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: bipolar dilemma newt

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Flesh Fragrant Love Of Her Life Resort

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: High-end henna forum

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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: wine angry haunted graveyard

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Tantric Dog Poop Cruise Ship

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Bisexual painfully honest boltzmann



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: rusted business firm



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Exciting aqua center



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: hairraiser office

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Judgmental Nibblets Stag Film

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: hairraiser office

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Judgmental Nibblets Stag Film

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: twinkling hell



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: twinkling hell



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: hairraiser office

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Fighting Passionate Station



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: flirting fuchsia scourge upon the earth

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: flirting fuchsia scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: rambunctious jew bawdyhouse

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Magenta box office

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: black french gaping

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Church Codepig



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Titillating awkward fat ankles

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: contagious parlor mad cow disease

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: aggressive talented market death wish

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: black french gaping

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: rambunctious jew bawdyhouse

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: shimmering low-t senate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: contagious parlor mad cow disease



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Church Codepig



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: rusted business firm



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: 180 nubile giraffe sound barrier

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: startling pistol black woman

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: shimmering low-t senate

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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: contagious parlor mad cow disease



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Comical Indecent Trailer Park Faggotry

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: jet-lagged den

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Impressive partner



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: buff location

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: walnut motley whorehouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: contagious parlor mad cow disease



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: hairraiser office

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: contagious parlor mad cow disease

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: hairraiser office



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: hairraiser office

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Judgmental Nibblets Stag Film



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Duck-like Parlour Goyim



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Lime national

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: hairraiser office

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Lime national

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: hairraiser office

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: contagious parlor mad cow disease



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Duck-like Parlour Goyim



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Lime national

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: aggressive talented market death wish

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Lime national

yes - 3 years this May

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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: flushed vigorous knife sandwich

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Purple Cheese-eating Casino Cuckoldry

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Lime national

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: well-lubricated olive mother

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: flushed vigorous knife sandwich

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Exciting aqua center

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Lime national

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: High-end henna forum



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: white locus

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: startling pistol black woman

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Fighting Passionate Station

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: startling pistol black woman

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Duck-like Parlour Goyim

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: startling pistol black woman

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: black french gaping

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Church Codepig



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: hairraiser office

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: bateful quadroon chapel

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Sable school cafeteria

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Lime national



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: aggressive talented market death wish

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: black french gaping

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Lime national

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: contagious parlor mad cow disease

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Lime national

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: contagious parlor mad cow disease

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Lime national

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Provocative Multi-billionaire Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: black french gaping

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Lime national

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: aggressive talented market death wish

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Lime national

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: aggressive talented market death wish

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: black french gaping

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: aggressive talented market death wish

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Lime national

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Claret son of senegal personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: mauve property cumskin

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Galvanic Outnumbered Bbw Cuck

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: flushed vigorous knife sandwich



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: shimmering low-t senate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Duck-like Parlour Goyim

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Exciting aqua center



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Church Codepig

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: grizzly puppy associate

JFC

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: dark keepsake machete

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Cerise boyish corner



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: flushed vigorous knife sandwich

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Lime national

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: mauve property cumskin



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: mauve property cumskin



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: well-lubricated olive mother

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Lime national

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: well-lubricated olive mother

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Lime national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Lime national

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: well-lubricated olive mother

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Lime national

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: well-lubricated olive mother

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Lime national

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: well-lubricated olive mother

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

180 twist

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: contagious parlor mad cow disease



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Comical Indecent Trailer Park Faggotry

THIS

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Crimson Nighttime Voyeur Native



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Purple Cheese-eating Casino Cuckoldry

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: well-lubricated olive mother

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Purple Cheese-eating Casino Cuckoldry

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: well-lubricated olive mother

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Purple Cheese-eating Casino Cuckoldry

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: well-lubricated olive mother

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Purple Cheese-eating Casino Cuckoldry

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: well-lubricated olive mother

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Talking Public Bath Athletic Conference

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: well-lubricated olive mother

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Talking Public Bath Athletic Conference

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated olive mother

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Purple Cheese-eating Casino Cuckoldry

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: well-lubricated olive mother

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: startling pistol black woman

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: well-lubricated olive mother

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Purple Cheese-eating Casino Cuckoldry

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: well-lubricated olive mother

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  hateful space mexican

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Galvanic Outnumbered Bbw Cuck

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Sick Stubborn Travel Guidebook



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Green azn

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Laughsome translucent electric furnace

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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Exciting aqua center



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: electric church building incel

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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: cowardly coral temple

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Laughsome translucent electric furnace

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Lime national

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: cowardly coral temple

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Claret son of senegal personal credit line

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Comical Indecent Trailer Park Faggotry

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: contagious parlor mad cow disease



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: rusted business firm

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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: contagious parlor mad cow disease



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  liquid oxygen piazza

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

brave

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: wine angry haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: contagious parlor mad cow disease



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: underhanded idiot kitchen

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Laughsome translucent electric furnace



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: aggressive talented market death wish



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Topaz background story national security agency



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: black french gaping

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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: wine angry haunted graveyard



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: contagious parlor mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Salmon principal's office



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: aggressive talented market death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Exciting aqua center

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: House-broken misanthropic abode hairy legs

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: cowardly coral temple

i really like it here

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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: irate pocket flask



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  mentally impaired rigor



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Exciting aqua center

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: ungodly library marketing idea

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: walnut motley whorehouse

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: underhanded idiot kitchen

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  goal in life volcanic crater

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: shimmering low-t senate



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: aggressive talented market death wish



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Impressive partner



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: irate pocket flask



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: brilliant deer antler

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Lemon Elastic Band

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: High-end henna forum

bump for leolenin

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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: violent main people garrison



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: rusted business firm



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Dull State Mental Disorder

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: High-end henna forum



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Poppy Legal Warrant

where is corporate slave?

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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: jade dead lodge



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: aggressive talented market death wish



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: flushed vigorous knife sandwich



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Exciting aqua center

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Self-centered Theatre Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  Massive Institution Wagecucks

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  Massive Institution Wagecucks

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  mentally impaired rigor

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Drunken

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Bisexual painfully honest boltzmann



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: flushed vigorous knife sandwich



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  Abnormal Depressive

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Elite Stimulating International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: flushed vigorous knife sandwich



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Exciting aqua center



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  goal in life volcanic crater

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Exciting aqua center

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Orange cuckold foreskin

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Talking Public Bath Athletic Conference

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Obsidian coffee pot

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Obsidian coffee pot

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: black french gaping

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Obsidian coffee pot

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: flushed vigorous knife sandwich



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: insanely creepy prole faggot firefighter



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Self-centered Theatre Stock Car

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Obsidian coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Obsidian coffee pot

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Cream Brethren

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Exciting aqua center



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac maize range generalized bond

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Obsidian coffee pot

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: shimmering low-t senate



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Obsidian coffee pot

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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Obsidian coffee pot



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  godawful milk

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  Crawly

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  godawful milk

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  godawful milk



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  milky



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: aggressive talented market death wish



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: black french gaping



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: black french gaping



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: aggressive talented market death wish



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Exciting aqua center



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: filthy doctorate striped hyena



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: coiffed indian lodge dopamine



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: black french gaping

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: aggressive talented market death wish



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: wine angry haunted graveyard



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Nofapping bespoke kitty

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Philosopher-king

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: hairless marvelous sanctuary



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: flushed vigorous knife sandwich



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: wine angry haunted graveyard



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Honey-headed mood



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Doobsian sickened juggernaut



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: sadistic water buffalo

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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