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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Orchid offensive boiling water hell
  01/26/16
This one stings.
concupiscible salmon orchestra pit gunner
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Cracking Home Newt
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Lascivious shitlib trust fund
  10/24/16
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Maize low-t double fault field
  01/03/17
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Spectacular cruise ship
  02/20/18
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talking canary chapel
  06/03/19
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Cracking Home Newt
  10/14/20
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Blue Glittery Cumskin School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
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Deranged Locus Cuckoldry
  01/25/16
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mind-boggling antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
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fishy philosopher-king
  01/25/16
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Bistre Becky
  01/25/16
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mind-boggling antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
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fishy philosopher-king
  01/25/16
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Sable rough-skinned parlour hunting ground
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
  01/25/16
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Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage
  01/25/16
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Bipolar cocky public bath
  01/25/16
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Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/25/16
...
Dashing locale immigrant
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Adventurous Doctorate
  01/25/16
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thirsty native
  01/25/16
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Orchid offensive boiling water hell
  01/26/16
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excitant market
  01/26/16
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Dull pozpig
  01/26/16
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exhilarant confused box office
  11/27/16
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pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
  06/13/17
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curious demanding church building macaca
  12/19/17
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Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/24/18
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Tan quadroon
  06/10/24
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concupiscible salmon orchestra pit gunner
  01/26/16
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Aphrodisiac Filthpig Lodge
  10/24/16
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Maize low-t double fault field
  11/27/16
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pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
  01/23/17
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Umber Histrionic Church
  03/15/17
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pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
  04/20/17
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pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
  02/20/18
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pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
  05/24/18
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wonderful bonkers whorehouse
  09/26/21
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Free-loading sepia stage
  03/12/22
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Tan quadroon
  05/15/22
...
Tan quadroon
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Big Misanthropic Boltzmann Site
  01/25/16
Brutal
Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage
  01/25/16
...
Topaz Police Squad
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
titillating idea he suggested
  01/25/16
toxic
crimson abode bbw
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Bull headed pearl senate internal respiration
  01/25/16
...
Deranged Locus Cuckoldry
  01/25/16
...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/25/16
...
garnet galvanic shrine
  01/25/16
damnit
Duck-like theatre
  01/25/16
...
mind-boggling antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/25/16
jfc
pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
  01/25/16
Cr edit
mind-boggling antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
  01/25/16
Cr
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
swashbuckling temple
  01/25/16
hm
Amber soggy travel guidebook
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
swashbuckling temple
  01/25/16
wait
boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line
  01/25/16
...
concupiscible salmon orchestra pit gunner
  01/26/16
...
talented business firm hairy legs
  01/25/16
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Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Bull headed pearl senate internal respiration
  01/25/16
...
disgusting halford step-uncle's house
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Big Misanthropic Boltzmann Site
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Big Misanthropic Boltzmann Site
  01/25/16
...
boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line
  01/25/16
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curious demanding church building macaca
  01/25/16
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ultramarine startled feces
  01/25/16
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Duck-like theatre
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
garnet galvanic shrine
  01/25/16
...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
wild black woman
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
cordovan fragrant stage
  01/25/16
...
vengeful laser beams
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
coral sneaky criminal ticket booth
  01/25/16
...
titillating idea he suggested
  01/25/16
...
Dashing locale immigrant
  01/25/16
damn
swashbuckling temple
  01/25/16
...
Hairraiser unhinged property faggotry
  01/25/16
...
Chest-beating Kitchen
  01/25/16
O LORD
elite bespoke station
  01/25/16
jfc
hairless kink-friendly piazza
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
narrow-minded dark marketing idea brunch
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
thirsty native
  01/25/16
...
mind-boggling antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
Lmao
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/25/16
...
Pea-brained lilac son of senegal milk
  01/25/16
...
concupiscible salmon orchestra pit gunner
  01/26/16
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Hairraiser unhinged property faggotry
  01/26/16
...
Dull pozpig
  01/26/16
...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  02/15/16
...
Ruby bateful reading party rehab
  07/08/17
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mischievous mint main people parlor
  07/08/17
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vigorous dingle berry forum
  07/08/17
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Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  10/27/17
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citrine racy prole
  12/26/17
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Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  05/24/18
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Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  03/16/20
...
Domesticated old irish cottage
  02/18/22
...
glassy charismatic heaven alpha
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Adventurous Doctorate
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Duck-like theatre
  01/25/16
ouch
Exciting patrolman hospital
  01/26/16
poison
thriller twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
...
Bat shit crazy hideous nursing home really tough guy
  01/26/16
180
Orchid offensive boiling water hell
  01/26/16
...
boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
copper comical bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Passionate theater legal warrant
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
concupiscible salmon orchestra pit gunner
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
swashbuckling temple
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Zippy legend
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
arousing range
  01/26/16
RIP brother
judgmental hilarious coldplay fan therapy
  09/27/16
...
glassy charismatic heaven alpha
  12/26/17
...
Dull pozpig
  08/12/19
180
Cracking Home Newt
  01/26/16
...
Dull pozpig
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Avocado Pit Toaster
  01/27/16
...
curious demanding church building macaca
  01/27/16
...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
bisexual marvelous sanctuary
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
bisexual marvelous sanctuary
  02/02/16
...
impertinent swollen principal's office telephone
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
anal soul-stirring hall crotch
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
electric pungent institution
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
heady bearded background story location
  02/24/16
18000000
supple twinkling dilemma goyim
  03/04/16
165
Purple center affirmative action
  03/04/16
...
up-to-no-good cobalt partner tanning salon
  05/19/16
chilling
floppy spot
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Razzle-dazzle library tattoo
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Motley snowy plaza
  01/03/17
oh my.
stimulating walnut base
  01/23/17
toxic
Diverse Resort Digit Ratio
  03/13/17
...
Umber Histrionic Church
  03/15/17
...
ultramarine startled feces
  04/02/17
...
carnelian contagious faggot firefighter
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Obsidian school codepig
  07/08/17
...
onyx razzle dysfunction gas station
  10/27/17
mother of god
mischievous mint main people parlor
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
appetizing office people who are hurt
  10/27/17
JFC
Slap-happy space sweet tailpipe
  10/27/17
...
Khaki stag film dragon
  12/26/17
...
Fantasy-prone vivacious point
  12/26/17
ouch
Ebony provocative lay volcanic crater
  02/20/18
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indigo irradiated national weed whacker
  01/16/19
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milky cerebral university voyeur
  08/09/19
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wonderful bonkers whorehouse
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Laughsome Coiffed State
  07/28/25
...
multi-colored green juggernaut
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
trip shimmering den
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
odious buff stead kitty cat
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Dashing locale immigrant
  01/25/16
...
thirsty native
  01/25/16
...
brass self-absorbed deer antler
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage
  01/25/16
toxic
swashbuckling temple
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
swashbuckling temple
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
swashbuckling temple
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Federal stirring casino chad
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
swashbuckling temple
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
wild black woman
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
wild black woman
  01/25/16
TY bro
Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage
  01/25/16
...
thirsty native
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
charcoal striped hyena
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Topaz Police Squad
  10/27/17
...
Massive set wagecucks
  10/27/17
...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  05/24/18
...
stimulating walnut base
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
twisted cuck
  10/27/17
credited advice
Ebony provocative lay volcanic crater
  05/24/18
even more toxic
swashbuckling temple
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Aqua gaping
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
swashbuckling temple
  01/25/16
i lol'd
aromatic address
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
wild black woman
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
swashbuckling temple
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/25/16
lol
chartreuse metal meetinghouse
  06/01/17
...
Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
swashbuckling temple
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Orchid offensive boiling water hell
  01/26/16
...
glassy charismatic heaven alpha
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
narrow-minded dark marketing idea brunch
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
narrow-minded dark marketing idea brunch
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
narrow-minded dark marketing idea brunch
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
swashbuckling temple
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
narrow-minded dark marketing idea brunch
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
swashbuckling temple
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
narrow-minded dark marketing idea brunch
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
swashbuckling temple
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage
  01/25/16
Lmao
unholy corner sandwich
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/25/16
lmao true
swashbuckling temple
  01/25/16
...
boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line
  01/26/16
...
glassy charismatic heaven alpha
  12/26/17
Haha
Razzmatazz fuchsia indian lodge
  03/19/20
...
Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage
  01/25/16
...
garnet galvanic shrine
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
copper comical bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
charcoal striped hyena
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
tripping beady-eyed crackhouse
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Flatulent azn stain
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
twisted cuck
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
judgmental hilarious coldplay fan therapy
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Carmine big-titted theater stage
  06/03/19
oh no
Zippy legend
  08/08/19
LOL
cruel-hearted clown genital piercing
  03/16/20
JFC
stimulating walnut base
  03/19/20
Update?
Domesticated old irish cottage
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Frum haunting fortuitous meteor trailer park
  01/25/16
...
Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage
  01/25/16
...
curious demanding church building macaca
  05/19/16
...
talented business firm hairy legs
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
garrison
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
garnet galvanic shrine
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
garrison
  01/26/16
Cr
garnet galvanic shrine
  01/26/16
...
concupiscible salmon orchestra pit gunner
  01/26/16
...
concupiscible salmon orchestra pit gunner
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
garrison
  01/26/16
...
trip shimmering den
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Insanely Creepy Mental Disorder Idiot
  01/26/16
...
Insanely Creepy Mental Disorder Idiot
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Blue Glittery Cumskin School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Ruby bateful reading party rehab
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
self-centered goal in life
  01/26/16
...
Hairraiser unhinged property faggotry
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Orchid offensive boiling water hell
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
self-centered goal in life
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Blue Glittery Cumskin School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
...
Sapphire hot
  01/16/19
...
Razzmatazz fuchsia indian lodge
  03/16/20
...
Cracking Home Newt
  01/26/16
...
boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line
  01/26/16
...
Hairraiser unhinged property faggotry
  01/26/16
...
curious demanding church building macaca
  03/28/16
...
milky cerebral university voyeur
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
ocher useless brakes
  01/26/16
...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Federal stirring casino chad
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Cracking Home Newt
  01/26/16
...
Lascivious shitlib trust fund
  10/24/16
...
boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
aromatic address
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
cuckold
  04/04/16
...
Umber Histrionic Church
  03/15/17
*applause*
lavender lettuce
  10/27/17
...
wonderful bonkers whorehouse
  09/26/21
...
twisted cuck
  01/26/16
...
boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
garrison
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/26/16
...
garrison
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
garrison
  01/26/16
...
garnet galvanic shrine
  01/26/16
...
wild black woman
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
arousing range
  01/26/16
Describe
garrison
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
arousing range
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
garrison
  01/26/16
...
boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line
  01/26/16
...
wild black woman
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
arousing range
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
arousing range
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
onyx razzle dysfunction gas station
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Dull pozpig
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
arousing range
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
copper comical bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Fuck
onyx razzle dysfunction gas station
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
talented business firm hairy legs
  01/26/16
cq's!
swashbuckling temple
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
arousing range
  01/26/16
...
stimulating walnut base
  03/19/20
...
Umber Histrionic Church
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
brilliant filthy
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Federal stirring casino chad
  01/26/16
except for your autism
trip shimmering den
  01/26/16
...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/26/16
...
Ebony provocative lay volcanic crater
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Federal stirring casino chad
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
wild black woman
  01/26/16
...
Dull pozpig
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Federal stirring casino chad
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Hairraiser unhinged property faggotry
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underrated
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Maize low-t double fault field
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arousing range
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...
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jfc
pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
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...
godawful queen of the night messiness
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lmao at the dog bit
self-centered goal in life
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
arousing range
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line
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lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
arousing range
  01/26/16
do u love it
boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
arousing range
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...
fear-inspiring ratface
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
self-centered goal in life
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
arousing range
  01/26/16
...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
arousing range
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
self-centered goal in life
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
arousing range
  01/26/16
...
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Emerald
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it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Duck-like theatre
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onyx razzle dysfunction gas station
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...
Cracking Home Newt
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*puts gun in mouth*
wild black woman
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...
talented business firm hairy legs
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*let's you borrow a bullet*
Hairraiser unhinged property faggotry
  01/26/16
JFC
bat-shit-crazy
  01/26/16
180
zombie-like death wish jap
  01/26/16
...
magenta
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
onyx razzle dysfunction gas station
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
arousing range
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...
Emerald
  01/26/16
...
Emerald
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
copper comical bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
arousing range
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
copper comical bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
arousing range
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
arousing range
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
copper comical bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
arousing range
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
copper comical bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
arousing range
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
copper comical bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
180 twist
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/26/16
...
boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line
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THIS
aromatic address
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...
Splenetic Roast Beef
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Dull pozpig
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
copper comical bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Dull pozpig
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
copper comical bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Dull pozpig
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
copper comical bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Dull pozpig
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
copper comical bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Sable rough-skinned parlour hunting ground
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
copper comical bawdyhouse
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Sable rough-skinned parlour hunting ground
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
swashbuckling temple
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
copper comical bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Dull pozpig
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
copper comical bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Federal stirring casino chad
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
copper comical bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Dull pozpig
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
copper comical bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
swashbuckling temple
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
puppy
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Duck-like theatre
  01/26/16
...
Dashing locale immigrant
  01/26/16
180
Chestnut Hominid
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
thirsty native
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/27/16
...
talented business firm hairy legs
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
bisexual marvelous sanctuary
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Mewling turdskin
  05/19/16
repost please
thirsty native
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
arousing range
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Mewling turdskin
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
  01/26/16
tyft brother
aromatic address
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...
boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line
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...
Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage
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180.
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...
Splenetic Roast Beef
  01/29/16
...
Razzle-dazzle library tattoo
  01/31/16
...
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  02/01/16
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brave
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  02/03/16
...
Domesticated old irish cottage
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...
boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
embarrassed to the bone know-it-all roommate
  02/22/16
...
thirsty native
  03/08/16
...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  09/27/16
...
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...
pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
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...
ultramarine startled feces
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cr
self-centered goal in life
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...
Domesticated old irish cottage
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...
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...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  06/17/16
...
pale headpube
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...
pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
  10/21/16
mods please delete
talented business firm hairy legs
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
swashbuckling temple
  10/24/16
...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Mewling turdskin
  10/24/16
...
Razzle-dazzle library tattoo
  10/27/16
...
disrespectful psychic
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
talented business firm hairy legs
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
white
  01/23/17
... ...
twisted cuck
  01/23/17
...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  07/08/17
Lol
embarrassed to the bone know-it-all roommate
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
pisswyrm
  01/16/19
...
Cracking Home Newt
  02/11/17
...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  03/13/17
...
pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
  03/15/17
...
Umber Histrionic Church
  03/15/17
...
Razzle-dazzle library tattoo
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Pink Dog Poop
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Misunderstood Multi-billionaire Toilet Seat
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
stimulating walnut base
  06/01/17
...
Orange place of business
  06/01/17
...
curious demanding church building macaca
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Crawly
  06/13/17
...
stimulating walnut base
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Jet Mexican
  07/08/17
...
Smoky hateful hissy fit
  08/18/17
...
pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
  09/25/17
...
onyx razzle dysfunction gas station
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
talented business firm hairy legs
  10/27/17
...
Khaki stag film dragon
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
outnumbered ceo
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
outnumbered ceo
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
disrespectful psychic
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
mustard friendly grandma
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...
onyx razzle dysfunction gas station
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...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
abnormal brethren
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  07/25/18
...
excitant market
  07/25/18
...
onyx razzle dysfunction gas station
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/16/19
...
talented business firm hairy legs
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
pisswyrm
  01/16/19
Jfc
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
talented business firm hairy legs
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
black karate
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Sable rough-skinned parlour hunting ground
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Abusive yarmulke pistol
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Abusive yarmulke pistol
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
self-centered goal in life
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Abusive yarmulke pistol
  01/17/19
...
onyx razzle dysfunction gas station
  04/08/19
...
rose ape
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Khaki stag film dragon
  04/09/19
...
Abusive yarmulke pistol
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Abusive yarmulke pistol
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Medicated
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  06/03/19
...
talented business firm hairy legs
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
electric pungent institution
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Abusive yarmulke pistol
  06/03/19
...
Cracking Home Newt
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Abusive yarmulke pistol
  08/08/19
...
Abusive yarmulke pistol
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Gaped honey-headed blood rage knife
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
opaque
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
Gaped honey-headed blood rage knife
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...
Gaped honey-headed blood rage knife
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pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
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...
self-centered goal in life
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self-centered goal in life
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Underhanded Autistic
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pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
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talented business firm hairy legs
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Amethyst
  10/11/21
...
wonderful bonkers whorehouse
  10/11/21
bump
self-centered goal in life
  03/12/22
...
pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency
  01/05/23
...
Domesticated old irish cottage
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
frisky scourge upon the earth
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
wrinkle
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...
Chrome internet-worthy area kitty
  01/03/24
...
onyx razzle dysfunction gas station
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Domesticated old irish cottage
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...
Ozzie Canseco
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Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Rakeokc@mail.com
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Big Misanthropic Boltzmann Site

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: titillating idea he suggested

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Duck-like theatre

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Bull headed pearl senate internal respiration

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Big Misanthropic Boltzmann Site

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Big Misanthropic Boltzmann Site

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Duck-like theatre



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: garnet galvanic shrine

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: wild black woman

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

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This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: cordovan fragrant stage

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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

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Author: hairless kink-friendly piazza

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Duck-like theatre

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: copper comical bawdyhouse

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Author: Passionate theater legal warrant

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling temple

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Zippy legend

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: arousing range

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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: bisexual marvelous sanctuary

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Author: Razzle-dazzle library tattoo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Motley snowy plaza

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: stimulating walnut base

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Diverse Resort Digit Ratio

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Umber Histrionic Church



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: ultramarine startled feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: carnelian contagious faggot firefighter



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Obsidian school codepig

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: onyx razzle dysfunction gas station



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: mischievous mint main people parlor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: appetizing office people who are hurt

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Slap-happy space sweet tailpipe

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Khaki stag film dragon



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone vivacious point



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Ebony provocative lay volcanic crater

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: 180 factory reset button pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: indigo irradiated national weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605660)



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Author: milky cerebral university voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: wonderful bonkers whorehouse



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Laughsome Coiffed State

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: multi-colored green juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: trip shimmering den

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: odious buff stead kitty cat

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Dashing locale immigrant

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: thirsty native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: brass self-absorbed deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Federal stirring casino chad

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: wild black woman

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: wild black woman

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: thirsty native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: charcoal striped hyena

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Topaz Police Squad

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Massive set wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: stimulating walnut base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: twisted cuck

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Ebony provocative lay volcanic crater

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Aqua gaping

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: aromatic address

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: wild black woman

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: chartreuse metal meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Orchid offensive boiling water hell

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: glassy charismatic heaven alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: narrow-minded dark marketing idea brunch

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded dark marketing idea brunch

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: narrow-minded dark marketing idea brunch

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: narrow-minded dark marketing idea brunch

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded dark marketing idea brunch

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: unholy corner sandwich

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: glassy charismatic heaven alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia indian lodge

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: garnet galvanic shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: copper comical bawdyhouse

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: charcoal striped hyena

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: tripping beady-eyed crackhouse

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Flatulent azn stain

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: twisted cuck

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: judgmental hilarious coldplay fan therapy

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Carmine big-titted theater stage

Lol oh my God

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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Zippy legend

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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author:  cruel-hearted clown genital piercing

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: stimulating walnut base

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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Domesticated old irish cottage

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Frum haunting fortuitous meteor trailer park

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: curious demanding church building macaca



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: talented business firm hairy legs



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author:  garrison

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: garnet galvanic shrine

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author:  garrison

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: garnet galvanic shrine

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: concupiscible salmon orchestra pit gunner



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: concupiscible salmon orchestra pit gunner



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author:  garrison

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: trip shimmering den



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Mental Disorder Idiot

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Mental Disorder Idiot



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Blue Glittery Cumskin School Cafeteria

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Ruby bateful reading party rehab

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author:  self-centered goal in life

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser unhinged property faggotry



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Orchid offensive boiling water hell

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author:  self-centered goal in life

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Blue Glittery Cumskin School Cafeteria

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Cracking Home Newt



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser unhinged property faggotry



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: curious demanding church building macaca



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author:  ocher useless brakes

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Federal stirring casino chad

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Cracking Home Newt

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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Lascivious shitlib trust fund



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: aromatic address

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author:  cuckold

cr this is poetry

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Umber Histrionic Church



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: lavender lettuce

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: twisted cuck



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author:  garrison

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author:  garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author:  garrison

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: garnet galvanic shrine



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: wild black woman



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: arousing range

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author:  garrison

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: arousing range

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author:  garrison

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: wild black woman



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: arousing range

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: arousing range

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: onyx razzle dysfunction gas station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Dull pozpig

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: arousing range

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: copper comical bawdyhouse

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: onyx razzle dysfunction gas station

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: talented business firm hairy legs

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: arousing range

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Umber Histrionic Church



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: brilliant filthy

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Federal stirring casino chad

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: trip shimmering den

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Federal stirring casino chad

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: wild black woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Dull pozpig



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Federal stirring casino chad

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author:  self-centered goal in life

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser unhinged property faggotry



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Umber Histrionic Church



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  garrison

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Lascivious shitlib trust fund

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Burgundy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: arousing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: godawful queen of the night messiness



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author:  self-centered goal in life

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: arousing range

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: arousing range

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: arousing range

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: fear-inspiring ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author:  self-centered goal in life

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: arousing range

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: arousing range

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author:  self-centered goal in life

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: arousing range

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Emerald

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Duck-like theatre

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: onyx razzle dysfunction gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Cracking Home Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: wild black woman

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: talented business firm hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser unhinged property faggotry

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  bat-shit-crazy

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: zombie-like death wish jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: magenta



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: onyx razzle dysfunction gas station

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: arousing range

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Emerald



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Emerald



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: copper comical bawdyhouse

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: arousing range

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: copper comical bawdyhouse

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: arousing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: arousing range

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: copper comical bawdyhouse

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: arousing range

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: copper comical bawdyhouse

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: arousing range

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: copper comical bawdyhouse

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: aromatic address

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Splenetic Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Dull pozpig

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: copper comical bawdyhouse

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Dull pozpig

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: copper comical bawdyhouse

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Dull pozpig

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: copper comical bawdyhouse

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Dull pozpig

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: copper comical bawdyhouse

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Sable rough-skinned parlour hunting ground

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: copper comical bawdyhouse

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Sable rough-skinned parlour hunting ground

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: copper comical bawdyhouse

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Dull pozpig

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: copper comical bawdyhouse

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Federal stirring casino chad

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: copper comical bawdyhouse

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Dull pozpig

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: copper comical bawdyhouse

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  puppy

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Duck-like theatre

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Dashing locale immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Chestnut Hominid

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: thirsty native

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: talented business firm hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: bisexual marvelous sanctuary

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Mewling turdskin

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: thirsty native

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: arousing range

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Mewling turdskin

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: 

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: aromatic address

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: curious demanding church building macaca

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Splenetic Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle library tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: painfully honest windowlicker athletic conference

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

brave

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Domesticated old irish cottage



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone know-it-all roommate

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: thirsty native



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: ultramarine startled feces



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author:  self-centered goal in life

cr

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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Domesticated old irish cottage



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: boyish maroon dopamine personal credit line



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: pale headpube



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: talented business firm hairy legs

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: swashbuckling temple

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Mewling turdskin

i really like it here

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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle library tattoo



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  disrespectful psychic



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: talented business firm hairy legs

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  white

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: twisted cuck

...

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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone know-it-all roommate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  pisswyrm

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Cracking Home Newt



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Umber Histrionic Church



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle library tattoo



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Pink Dog Poop

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Misunderstood Multi-billionaire Toilet Seat

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: stimulating walnut base

bump for leolenin

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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Orange place of business



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: curious demanding church building macaca



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Crawly

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: stimulating walnut base



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Jet Mexican

where is corporate slave?

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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Smoky hateful hissy fit



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: onyx razzle dysfunction gas station



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: talented business firm hairy legs

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Khaki stag film dragon



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: outnumbered ceo

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: outnumbered ceo

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  disrespectful psychic

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: mustard friendly grandma

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Well-lubricated keepsake machete menage



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: onyx razzle dysfunction gas station



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  abnormal brethren

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: excitant market



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: onyx razzle dysfunction gas station



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: talented business firm hairy legs



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  pisswyrm

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: talented business firm hairy legs

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: black karate

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Sable rough-skinned parlour hunting ground

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Abusive yarmulke pistol

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Abusive yarmulke pistol

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author:  self-centered goal in life

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Abusive yarmulke pistol

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: onyx razzle dysfunction gas station



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  rose ape



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Khaki stag film dragon

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Abusive yarmulke pistol



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Abusive yarmulke pistol

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Medicated

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Chrome internet-worthy area kitty

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: talented business firm hairy legs



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: electric pungent institution

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Abusive yarmulke pistol

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Cracking Home Newt



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Abusive yarmulke pistol

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Abusive yarmulke pistol



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Gaped honey-headed blood rage knife

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: opaque

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Gaped honey-headed blood rage knife

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Firm#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Gaped honey-headed blood rage knife



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  lemon coffee pot community account



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author:  self-centered goal in life



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author:  self-centered goal in life



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Underhanded Autistic



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: talented business firm hairy legs



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Amethyst



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: wonderful bonkers whorehouse



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author:  self-centered goal in life

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: pontificating vibrant house international law enforcement agency



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Domesticated old irish cottage



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: frisky scourge upon the earth

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  wrinkle

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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