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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
Avocado Kitchen
  04/12/16
Go back to India
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180
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
blathering know-it-all range
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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bright lettuce
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
yellow magical psychic
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
Avocado Kitchen
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well whtever it is, its 180
yellow magical psychic
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
Avocado Kitchen
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lol, cr clarification
yellow magical psychic
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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compliments on this moniker
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Fuck Roberto
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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180
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
bright lettuce
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180 Cr lmao
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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i came at 'dad bods'
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast
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A billion Thank you for this!
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"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjus...
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**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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still crack up every time I think of this line
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Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock ...
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heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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will u ever finish the story
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probably his masterwork
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(Reposted) It's about this guy named "James Lovers-B...
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Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?
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RIP to the greatest thread.
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We miss you johnsy
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Avocado Kitchen

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: bright lettuce

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Demanding french chef chad

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Church Building



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Garnet faggotry old irish cottage

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Self-absorbed hunting ground



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Violent 180 son of senegal jewess



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Church Building

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: blathering know-it-all range

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: poppy supple casino

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: violent dysfunction

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Avocado Kitchen

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: free-loading coral boiling water national

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Avocado Kitchen



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Self-absorbed hunting ground



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: haunting cream plaza



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Avocado Kitchen



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: free-loading coral boiling water national



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Avocado Kitchen

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Swollen cheese-eating foreskin roast beef



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: ungodly charismatic goal in life hospital



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: Infuriating cobalt gaming laptop azn



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Slate gas station milk



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: bright lettuce



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Light very tactful generalized bond

Read this twoce

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Lemon Slap-happy Sandwich

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: chrome community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Lemon Slap-happy Sandwich

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: multi-colored hissy fit abode

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Cuckoldry Lay



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: free-loading coral boiling water national

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: appetizing citrine idea he suggested



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Claret Laughsome Persian



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: yellow magical psychic

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Motley Pisswyrm Corner

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: hideous wrinkle



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Translucent nubile field tattoo

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: impertinent blood rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Offensive hyperventilating philosopher-king chapel

9848578947589245

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Swollen cheese-eating foreskin roast beef



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: rusted glittery locale candlestick maker

omg

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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Deep misanthropic travel guidebook sound barrier

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Provocative Clear Rehab Gaping



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: yellow magical psychic

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Offensive hyperventilating philosopher-king chapel

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: yellow magical psychic

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Avocado Kitchen

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: yellow magical psychic

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Avocado Kitchen

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: yellow magical psychic

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Avocado Kitchen

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Avocado Kitchen

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Translucent nubile field tattoo

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Dun party of the first part theater



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Translucent nubile field tattoo



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Offensive hyperventilating philosopher-king chapel



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Aggressive Roommate



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Filthy Space Main People



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: learning disabled ratface nowag



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Vivacious Police Squad School

compliments on this moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: titillating twisted native patrolman



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Avocado Kitchen

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: French aromatic den people who are hurt



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Maize indian lodge

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Avocado Kitchen



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Maize indian lodge

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Avocado Kitchen

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Dun party of the first part theater

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: bright lettuce

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Dun party of the first part theater

180 Cr lmao

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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Self-absorbed hunting ground

lol

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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Cracking Stage



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Crusty balding legal warrant



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Glassy Stimulating Codepig Hell



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Crusty balding legal warrant



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: jet-lagged ladyboy selfie

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Avocado Kitchen

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Electric embarrassed to the bone double fault

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: jet-lagged ladyboy selfie



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Electric embarrassed to the bone double fault

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: mind-boggling senate cuckold

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: haunting cream plaza



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Avocado Kitchen

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: Electric embarrassed to the bone double fault

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: mint costumed ape

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: free-loading coral boiling water national



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: French aromatic den people who are hurt



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Avocado Kitchen



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: poppy supple casino



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: Exciting cuck sanctuary

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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Provocative Clear Rehab Gaping

million billion

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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Excitant nursing home



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: bonkers site dog poop

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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Mustard boltzmann

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Curious hateful garrison



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Avocado Kitchen



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: learning disabled ratface nowag



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: scarlet alcoholic pervert place of business



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Slate gas station milk



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: trip well-lubricated sneaky criminal



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Wonderful new version



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: appetizing citrine idea he suggested



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Mustard boltzmann



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Avocado Kitchen

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: scarlet alcoholic pervert place of business



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: vibrant pea-brained spot

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Avocado Kitchen

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Avocado Kitchen

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Avocado Kitchen



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: judgmental hot mother



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: trip well-lubricated sneaky criminal



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Translucent nubile field tattoo

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: mint costumed ape

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Chest-beating razzle bawdyhouse puppy

A billion

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: judgmental hot mother

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Motley Pisswyrm Corner



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: multi-colored hissy fit abode

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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Opaque slimy mad-dog skullcap

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: yellow magical psychic



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Author: marvelous resort



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ultramarine digit ratio point

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Translucent nubile field tattoo

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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Avocado Kitchen

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Light very tactful generalized bond

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Avocado Kitchen



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: heady messiness principal's office

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: yellow magical psychic



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: metal antidepressant drug

this was my favorite part

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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac sienna karate



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Motley Pisswyrm Corner



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Diverse Dragon Stag Film



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Diverse Dragon Stag Film

still crack up every time I think of this line

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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Exciting cuck sanctuary

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: free-loading coral boiling water national

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Offensive hyperventilating philosopher-king chapel



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Motley Pisswyrm Corner

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Excitant nursing home

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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: trip well-lubricated sneaky criminal

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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: hideous wrinkle

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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: orange international law enforcement agency

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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Galvanic institution nibblets

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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: trip well-lubricated sneaky criminal

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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: histrionic ruby masturbator

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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Primrose Genital Piercing Legend

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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Motley Pisswyrm Corner



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Offensive hyperventilating philosopher-king chapel



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: heady messiness principal's office

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: naked sadistic personal credit line trump supporter

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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: multi-colored hissy fit abode

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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
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Author: Offensive hyperventilating philosopher-king chapel



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Tan Keepsake Machete

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Firm#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Tan Keepsake Machete



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Unholy area idiot

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Tan Keepsake Machete

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Tan Keepsake Machete



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Opaque slimy mad-dog skullcap

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Tan Keepsake Machete

Edited

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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Opaque slimy mad-dog skullcap

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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Iridescent house rigor

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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Tan Keepsake Machete



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: bright lettuce



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: bright lettuce

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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Dun party of the first part theater

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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Floppy copper knife dingle berry

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: ungodly charismatic goal in life hospital

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Tan Keepsake Machete

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Tan Keepsake Machete

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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Rambunctious plum really tough guy twinkling uncleanness

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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