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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
passionate station dingle berry
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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  07/31/16
lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: passionate station dingle berry

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Glittery property

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: crawly drab juggernaut

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: flirting milky legal warrant



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Well-lubricated galvanic lay

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Well-lubricated galvanic lay

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Infuriating startled double fault



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: cracking foreskin school

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: passionate station dingle berry

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: cracking foreskin school

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: passionate station dingle berry

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Razzmatazz charcoal useless brakes mexican



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Maniacal candlestick maker

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: slimy violet athletic conference hall

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: passionate station dingle berry

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Maniacal candlestick maker

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: passionate station dingle berry

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Maniacal candlestick maker

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: crawly drab juggernaut

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Infuriating startled double fault



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: puce theater

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Vermilion idiotic gas station friendly grandma

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: stubborn cobalt cruise ship

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Glittery property

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Vermilion idiotic gas station friendly grandma



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: diverse tanning salon

the people on this site are deranged

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Glittery property

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: passionate station dingle berry

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orchestra pit windowlicker



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Excitant bonkers codepig

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: transparent trailer park yarmulke

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Copper main people internal respiration



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Red ticket booth

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Maniacal candlestick maker

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: crawly drab juggernaut

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: purple mother rigpig

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: passionate station dingle berry

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: crawly drab juggernaut

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Red ticket booth

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: passionate station dingle berry

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Red ticket booth

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: transparent trailer park yarmulke

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: crawly drab juggernaut

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Red ticket booth

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: crawly drab juggernaut

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: purple mother rigpig

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: crawly drab juggernaut

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Zippy brilliant piazza son of senegal

lmao. Please link if you can

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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Red ticket booth



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: crawly drab juggernaut

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

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Author: Dark Mental Disorder



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Author: Dark Mental Disorder



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: titillating talking corner



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: heady sapphire milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: cracking foreskin school



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Scarlet hospital



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: seedy rebellious step-uncle's house

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Vermilion idiotic gas station friendly grandma

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Red ticket booth



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Author: obsidian lettuce theater stage



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Author: awkward trip location



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
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Author: Sepia thriller really tough guy jap



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Sepia thriller really tough guy jap



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Charismatic wagecucks casino

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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Copper main people internal respiration



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Adventurous sneaky criminal



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Zippy brilliant piazza son of senegal



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Fighting Shimmering State



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: seedy rebellious step-uncle's house

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Free-loading Old Irish Cottage Crackhouse



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Sepia thriller really tough guy jap

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Territorial nursing home marketing idea



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: crawly drab juggernaut

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: sick odious clown

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: crawly drab juggernaut

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: purple mother rigpig

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: crawly drab juggernaut

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Aromatic mildly autistic ceo genital piercing

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Red ticket booth

damn runny

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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Zippy brilliant piazza son of senegal



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: seedy rebellious step-uncle's house



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: talented misunderstood cuckoldry twinkling uncleanness



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Green Set

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Chest-beating heaven

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Walnut Address Persian

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Maniacal candlestick maker

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Floppy Jew Native

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: sinister white lodge becky

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Red ticket booth

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: purple mother rigpig



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: purple mother rigpig

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: concupiscible temple



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Orchid giraffe

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: fantasy-prone site nibblets

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Coiffed angry parlor idea he suggested

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Maniacal candlestick maker

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Coiffed angry parlor idea he suggested

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: purple mother rigpig

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Orchid giraffe

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Nighttime church selfie

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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: seedy rebellious step-uncle's house

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Wild buff generalized bond elastic band

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: purple mother rigpig

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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: mustard school cafeteria nowag

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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: heady sapphire milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: sinister white lodge becky



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Stirring Public Bath Ratface

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Dark Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: big irate shrine ape

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: big irate shrine ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: ruddy rambunctious indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: flirting milky legal warrant



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: heady sapphire milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Federal trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: titillating talking corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: misanthropic haunted graveyard

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: outnumbered azn tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Vigorous Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: misanthropic haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: misanthropic haunted graveyard



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Impertinent hot stag film



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: outnumbered azn tattoo



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Zombie-like Partner Locale

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: passionate station dingle berry

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Irradiated Fluffy Jewess French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Stimulating locus

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Opaque Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Dark Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Dark Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: titillating talking corner

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: sinister white lodge becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Disrespectful center kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Cerebral harsh institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Wonderful love of her life

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Dark Mental Disorder

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Turquoise doctorate

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: arousing clear hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: heady sapphire milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: heady sapphire milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: arousing clear hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant Crimson Gaming Laptop

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Khaki Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: self-absorbed iridescent place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Black comical depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: ebony cocky gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Federal trump supporter

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: beady-eyed hunting ground

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: arousing clear hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: crystalline corn cake cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: heady sapphire milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: crystalline corn cake cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: emerald curious spot

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Aggressive library patrolman

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Spectacular hell international law enforcement agency

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Blathering Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Supple menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Spectacular hell international law enforcement agency

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Supple menage

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Spectacular hell international law enforcement agency

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Spectacular hell international law enforcement agency

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Opaque Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: vibrant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: heady sapphire milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: bateful striped hyena gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: bisexual hairraiser stain

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: awkward trip location

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: confused laughsome chad



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Cerebral harsh institution



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: effete appetizing university headpube

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Salmon stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Navy know-it-all kitchen

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: outnumbered azn tattoo



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: electric cruel-hearted chapel

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: tan violent meetinghouse

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Submissive fat ankles

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Cerebral harsh institution

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#49363699)