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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: pink bawdyhouse

They say vaginas are 'self-cleaning,' but try going down on a woman after a week of hiking in the backcountry without any bathing. You'll learn something about yourself that day. Yet even in regular circumstances, we get all whiny about the smell of a little ripe slime or the odd bathroom blowout. I had an extended conversation with another poaster about how much of a no-no it is when a woman has a messy, smelly car. Just her CAR. We're squeamish around here. You routinely see XO posters not flame ranting about the horrors of a faint whiff of butthole aroma when they mount up from behind. And most young guys have had a liquor-fueled group throwdown where they all admit to being grossed out by eating pussy and rank pussy smell. XO is so focused on it that we have all agreed: the ultimate act of homosexuality is penetrating an aroused woman's wet vagina.

Now think of an Inuit hunter or a nomadic Mongol herder. Keep in mind, these guys lived the exact same lifestyle for thousands of years. Hundreds and hundreds of generations lived and died with very little substantive difference from one century to the next. The Inuit dude spends most of his time in cloistered, smoky skin tents. His female partner, probably one of a handful he'll ever know - provided he gets to have regular sex at any point in his life which is far from certain - never really washes herself in any fashion. Nearly every time he fucks her, her slime has been compounding for months. Not a few weeks of festering. Months. The aesthetics of the slimehold are governed by birthing multiple children before the age of 18 and a diet of 80% sea mammal flesh. Every single time Inuit man ever fucks her, it's in a raunchy little shelter lined with piss-soaked hides and endless fecal coliform bacteria. The only kind of pussy he has ever known, the only kind of pussy his forebears ever knew, and the only kind of pussy his sons will ever know was mind-bendingly, devastatingly gross. A primeval nightmare, like Lovecraft.

And ohhhhh boy does Inuit man fuck her. Fucks her hard, bros. Fucks her with vigor, gusto, passion, and raw virility far beyond what you have ever summoned save for the first few times you got your sad little pisswyrm wet. He loves pounding his mate's inconceivably greasy, grizzled, curdled hair pie. He doesn't hesitate to cover himself in that awful cooze glue. After he's back from a punishing weeks-long seal hunt out on the flows, he probably comes home so horny that he'll drop three loads straight into her without pausing. He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

The Mongol guy is no different. Those people didn't wash. They had vile diets and they were completely reliant on animal products. Manure covered their possessions and their living environments were filthy, most of all from themselves. Everyone smelled inconceivably bad. Mongol man, unfazed, ravenously slurped that putrid box and savored the juices in his equally noxious beard. Primitive, illiterate people had far fewer options to occupy their free time and quiet moments. They fucked 10X as often as we do, in all their verminous glory. Mongol woman's body only gets submerged in water a few times in her whole life, yet Mongol man would never fail to fill his wife up with a pint of reproductive fluids month in, month out. Raging gushers into Mongol woman's evil bad slit, every time. When Mongol man bends his lady over, there isn't going to be some tame whiff. It's full barnyard, and Mongol man lustily relishes every reeking moment.

Most of humanity lived like this, if they were lucky, for 99.5% of human civilization. Sex was an intuitive mixture of instinct and spiritual rite that we participated in as a simple matter of existence. Taboos built up in most cultures but back toward our more natural state, millions and millions of ancient bros merrily dove into slime pots that would traumatize a modern person. A pussy that would probably make it impossible for a neutered, prissy little 21st century shrewdood to maintain an erection was Mongol man's prize possession. He loved nothing better in life than tucking into that hot nasty beef oven.

Inuit man? Savagely fucks the froth out of a brutal gash that smells like putrified fish gut. Spineless modern peterman types? Whining on the internet because after going out drinking with her for six hours in muggy NYC heat, a chubby intern's vagina had a detectable odor when they were in the sack. Inuit man lived more life in a week than we do in a year.

I'm sure primitive Europe was largely the same and filthy medieval pussy has always been joked about. I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. Maybe that's why equatorial cultures are so shiftless and easily dominated. Fresh pussy and abundant shellfish keep us pacified. Fulano please cum take me away from this place.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored hairy legs

" I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. "

This is borne out by the history of the Spanish conquest of the Aztecs and Indians. Pretty much the first thing those Euro conquistadors did was slam the native women.



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored hairy legs

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Geriatric feces

mongol women didn't have messy, smelly cars

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:42 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Mint garrison

can't believe i read all of that

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: amethyst vibrant plaza



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Gaped dysfunction dingle berry

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: unholy plum fortuitous meteor address



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Gaped dysfunction dingle berry

holy shit exactly what i was looking at

and "cloistered, smoky skin tents"

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Gaped dysfunction dingle berry

greasy, grizzled, smoky little hair pie

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Know-it-all pozpig clown

Inuit Man

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring kitty cat



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Date: August 31st, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: red apoplectic mother principal's office



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: insanely creepy location



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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:44 AM
Author: red apoplectic mother principal's office



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Know-it-all pozpig clown

Those people didn't wash.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Gaped dysfunction dingle berry



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Irradiated Deep Step-uncle's House Legal Warrant



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:41 AM
Author: Know-it-all pozpig clown

Traumatizing slime pit

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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: Soggy trailer park idiot

prissy little 21st century shrewdood

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:34 PM
Author: Hyperactive center jew



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:14 AM
Author: insanely creepy location



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Date: March 17th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: puce hospital sneaky criminal

indigenous hornballs

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Stimulating associate national security agency



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Marvelous flushed gas station turdskin

hehe

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: Pearl pocket flask



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: Appetizing multi-billionaire roast beef

well, uh, damn...

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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: aquamarine aggressive set cuckoldry

i bet it was tough for fags in those cultures.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: arousing prole lodge

twist: they didn't have fags.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:22 AM
Author: passionate cream new version forum

probably the opposite. not much of a difference between dirty pussy and dirty ass.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: arousing prole lodge

just wanted to make the point that homosexuality isn't found in all cultures, especially nomadic and non-agricultural ones.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: white vigorous friendly grandma

link?

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: Exhilarant Beta Immigrant

lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_people

The Etoro, or Edolo, are a tribe and ethnic group of Papua New Guinea. Their territory comprises the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa, along the southern edge of the central mountain range of New Guinea, near the Papuan Plateau. They are well known among anthropologists because of ritual homosexual acts practised between the young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 7 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: Wonderful Big-titted Mad Cow Disease Abode



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: arousing prole lodge

great example of a culture that doesn't have "gays" and "straights" like we do. yet homosexuality is genetic, hmm libs?

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: godawful odious heaven

You went through a lot of effort to make that fake Wikipedia article but it was worth it

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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: shimmering national

George20 burnig his birth certificate at 16 years, 11 months. Why?

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Date: December 19th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Smoky beady-eyed idea he suggested



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:31 AM
Author: aquamarine aggressive set cuckoldry

a bunch of sex-starved horse raider guys didn't hesitate to fuck their vanquished enemies. you know just to show dominance no gay stuff.

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Date: April 6th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: chest-beating opaque library boltzmann

what is best in life?

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: black vengeful sanctuary hissy fit

Rotting teeth is 1000% worse than some rank puss

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored hairy legs



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: concupiscible spot quadroon

rotting teeth is more a function of our modern diet.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: unholy plum fortuitous meteor address



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: pontificating spectacular boiling water azn

The bigger difference was the lack of privacy when you shared your tent or room with at least your children, most likely extended family as well. There was no acrobatic, noisy sex going on. It was most likely quick, quiet, subdued, and infrequent Missionary, for your entire life.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: shimmering national

These weren't likely Mormon missionary types. I doubt these guys didn't give a fuck about what their 7 sons on the seal pelt adjacent heard or saw after they came back from the hunt.

But yeah, always missionary or doggy rape. Probably 1 min sessions

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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:43 AM
Author: adventurous sable lettuce pistol

life doesn't get better than this

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: ivory stirring faggotry

Going down on a woman back then? Checked out at first sentenc

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Date: May 18th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: vivacious swollen juggernaut roommate



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Galvanic windowlicker stain

Cavewomen got knocked up at age 13 or something though. So how nasty could a 13 yo slimehole be?

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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Know-it-all pozpig clown

Fuck, just tried googling and now there is a knock at my door.

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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: curious generalized bond pervert



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Thriller senate

the slime was probably as rancid as the black death

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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: shimmering national

Never wiped clean so it would just run out and cake itself into the labia folds, creating one engorged pubic mound of fetid wretch

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: Thriller senate

*dry heaves*

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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: hairraiser effete indian lodge philosopher-king

Lmao

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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: impressive filthpig

Definitely something to ponder for the day

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: irate balding wrinkle

moar pls.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac tank university

This is why sex was always a kind of a clumsy strictly "rutting affair" until very recently.

The idea of HD close up ass liking or penetration would have seemed insane in 1975.

People just considered the pelvic region a filthy area obscured by atavistic ape hair. And the act of intercourse was just a sight-unseen "thrusting" together of these smelly/unaesthetic nether regions.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:34 PM
Author: federal wagecucks parlour

ancient humans had firm bowel movements that pinched off cleanly like a dog's bowel movements. a dog doesn't need toilet paper to keep his ass clean. have you ever wondered why?

if you don't bathe for several months, your body stops reacting to the constant chemical stripping of detergent-soap and eventually levels itself out. your skin and hair stop producing as much oil because they are properly lubricated. the vagina self-regulates its ph and balance of bacteria and yeast. the body hair draws moisture away from the skin so the moisture evaporates, as nature intended. the odors level out and really aren't that bad.

without a high carb/sugar diet to rot them, the teeth don't decay. ((GC)) isn't around to sell you one set of products to wreck your body's natural processes and another set of products to repair them.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Thriller senate

great poast tyft.

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: grizzly locus corn cake



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: godawful odious heaven



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:32 AM
Author: chest-beating opaque library boltzmann

great poast...also, regarding ancient bowel movements, you should research the crapper, which is a very old inclusion of a man taking a huge dump in nativity scenes...not kidding...goes back many centuries, prolly even pre-christian...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

http://i.imgur.com/3c8CVam.jpg

people got a lot of fiber in those days...huge turds

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: unholy plum fortuitous meteor address

180

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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Aromatic box office

The Caganer is not the only defecating character in the Catalan Christmas tradition—another is the Tió de Nadal, which also makes extensive use of the image of faecal matter (it is a log, i.e. tió which, having been "fed" for several weeks, is told to defecate on Christmas Eve and "magically" produces candy for children, a candy that has supposedly come from its bowels).

lmao I miss when I learned shit like this from zozo on a regular basis

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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ape property



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: Bright supple rehab

Loss of teeth was always a prob. That cave door they dug up had a mouthful of rotted teeth

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.livescience.com/28608-otzi-iceman-had-bad-teeth.html

Romans used a shared sponge at community bathrooms to wipe their asses

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: bat shit crazy church building gunner

TBF you were supposed to rinse it off after use

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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: Soggy trailer park idiot



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Copper Brethren Messiness



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:30 AM
Author: metal point



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: confused house-broken digit ratio genital piercing



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: bat shit crazy church building gunner

There's something very erotic about the OP's post.

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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Gaped dysfunction dingle berry

I've always been aroused by the unwashed masses

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: arousing prole lodge

tomorrow's sydney morning herald: "Inuit Man" Roleplay on the Rise Among Suburban Australians?

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: Gaped dysfunction dingle berry



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:25 AM
Author: Talented tattoo



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: Wonderful Big-titted Mad Cow Disease Abode

180

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: chest-beating opaque library boltzmann

homeric

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: chest-beating opaque library boltzmann

also, women died of childbirth a lot more then, too...

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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: chest-beating opaque library boltzmann

my thoughts exactly...childbirth...big fucking death toll there in the old days...

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:38 AM
Author: Bipolar Crotch Personal Credit Line



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:43 AM
Author: boyish brunch half-breed

I did an 8 day backpacking trip with a girl in college and there was no bathing or showering the whole time. Still had no problem, didnt notice any smell

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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Smoky beady-eyed idea he suggested

FLAME

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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: boyish brunch half-breed

I swear. If i go 1 day without showering at home i notice a smell but out hiking its like the dirt absorbs the smell or the wind blows it away or you sweat it out or something, nobody had bo and we were all crammed in a tent every night

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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: Bright supple rehab

And when u get home u realize u stink

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Date: April 6th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: dull hall



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Gaped dysfunction dingle berry



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: charismatic site french chef

the movie 'Savage Innocents' makes so much more sense now.

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Date: April 7th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Filthy snowy mood

Easy. There was no pussy-eating and nothing better to compare the stench to

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: heady community account orchestra pit

I bet guys still ate pussy and stench is stench.

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: provocative lay karate

this was my thought as well but i gotta believe bitches sucked dick so i can't rule out cunnulingus

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: Gaped dysfunction dingle berry

It was the sort of thing you lost power over

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: magenta travel guidebook codepig

Sounds like your justifying fucking uglies with nasty pussies

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Gaped dysfunction dingle berry

LMFAO I saw that peterman.....she had this nice lil landing strip....she rubbed my bald head...then she was suckin my thang

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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: electric incel nursing home

The romans on the other hand thought eating pussy was being too submissive and it was more questionable to be seen eating pussy than fucking a boy in the ass

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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: Bateful market

Still the CR mindframe

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Date: May 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: histrionic mediation home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#33310969)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: pink bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#34778675)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: Seedy chestnut gay wizard



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: fragrant maniacal stage

Nasty, brutish, short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#34778716)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: dashing native candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#42602104)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz area voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#34778717)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:35 AM
Author: Trip patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#34858378)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: ivory stirring faggotry

Putting mouth on slimehold is modern as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#34858424)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Titillating space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#34897111)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: Pearl pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#34887828)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: slimy chad faggot firefighter

one of the top posts of 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#34887847)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Pearl pocket flask

one of my favorite poasts of all time honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#34887856)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: big buff theater

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#34896940)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: Hyperactive center jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#42602020)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: shivering persian

A classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#34896893)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: pink bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#35373595)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:57 PM
Author: Diverse underhanded range milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#35373641)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Brass chapel jap



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: racy sapphire whorehouse useless brakes



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Wonderful Big-titted Mad Cow Disease Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#36932001)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Soggy trailer park idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#36931970)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Magical glassy school cafeteria striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#36932028)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: nubile corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#38653510)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: pink bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#40430017)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: insanely creepy location

"Inuit man" would make a great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#40430235)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: pink bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#41587203)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: insanely creepy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#41587274)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Know-it-all pozpig clown

Smells were pretty terrible for most of human existence overall, so it wouldn't be the worst smell that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#41587312)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sickened elastic band

One of the GOAT POSTS OF ALL TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#41587322)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: salmon twisted den dragon

spineless modern peterman types done here forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#41587398)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:53 PM
Author: Titillating space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#41587407)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: chest-beating opaque library boltzmann

(slack jawed faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#41587412)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:57 PM
Author: concupiscible spot quadroon

which poaster was behind this work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#41587434)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: salmon twisted den dragon

Perhaps it was the guy who just randomly blank bumped it after 6 months of no attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#41587441)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: pink bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#42024385)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: Jade lascivious dopamine

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#41587877)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: Hyperactive center jew



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: pink bawdyhouse

Incredible synergy with the OP’s moniker randomization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#42024390)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 2:53 AM
Author: insanely creepy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#42480803)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: insanely creepy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#42527567)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: insanely creepy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#42601937)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: Glittery Kitchen Sandwich

I bet it wasn't as bad as we think. Modern people are pussies about hygiene. Also, I think there is something to the "self-cleaning oven" stuff when it comes to pussies and mouths. My dog's breath stinks but it eats shit and doesn't brush its teeth. My co-worker's breath stinks worse and he doesn't eat shit (I don't think). Excessive hygiene might actually lead to some of the smells we find offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#42601973)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: Brass chapel jap

I think about this poast all of the time

Even brought it up to friends in conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#42602034)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: insanely creepy location

Had a friend read the OP out load at a bar, he lost it at pisswyrm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#42602057)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Hyperactive center jew

this is the first xo poast I really, really thought about showing to my irl bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#42602066)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:44 PM
Author: Lavender mildly autistic temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#42602092)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sickened elastic band

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#42602103)



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Date: July 16th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: insanely creepy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#42792636)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 7:18 PM
Author: insanely creepy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#43293046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2021 11:47 PM
Author: insanely creepy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#43321525)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:51 AM
Author: insanely creepy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#43928455)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:57 AM
Author: Hideous business firm newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#43928462)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:22 AM
Author: Jet laughsome becky

Someone cross post this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#43928498)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:42 AM
Author: shimmering national

Dude, I have never read this. How tf is this possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#43928524)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:44 AM
Author: insanely creepy location

when I introduce others to this site this is the first poast I have them read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#43928529)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: Pungent psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#44173161)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: insanely creepy location

https://ibb.co/dByRswK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#44556761)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Sienna parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#44556799)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: sick swashbuckling pisswyrm field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#44560992)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: offensive dilemma

fucking finally someone bumped this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#44561002)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: puce hospital sneaky criminal

Someone should poast this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#44561182)



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Date: September 30th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Painfully honest sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

OP is a gifted writer -- bravo

edit: the bit at the end could explain paul gauguin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#45255969)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: insanely creepy location



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:13 AM
Author: insanely creepy location



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: pink bawdyhouse



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: red apoplectic mother principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#45756337)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 4:34 PM
Author: chartreuse comical foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#45756594)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: insanely creepy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#45868238)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: heady community account orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#46229373)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 12:11 PM
Author: red apoplectic mother principal's office



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Date: June 13th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Smoky beady-eyed idea he suggested



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Date: July 12th, 2023 11:00 AM
Author: Cerebral stage

He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#46538646)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy location



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: Avocado yarmulke



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: Smoky beady-eyed idea he suggested



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: Brass chapel jap



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Date: August 30th, 2023 3:01 PM
Author: Well-lubricated primrose trump supporter gaping



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Date: March 5th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: insanely creepy location



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: peach reading party stag film



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: red apoplectic mother principal's office



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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: cracking cordovan cruise ship giraffe

this was pre-gpt poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Firm#48377396)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: insanely creepy location



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy location



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Brass chapel jap



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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: rose 180 station headpube

I fucked a legit African tribeswoman in Tanzania once, her pussy had a peculiar smell for sure but tbh it was not as bad as your average American white shrew’s

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